My favorite big treasure

Yue Langshan covered his mouth, with a sad face, and walked back with a little anger and dissatisfaction. He took a sip of beer and rinsed his mouth well, then glared fiercely at Han Que, "Why are you giving me coriander?"

"Teasing you!" Han Que said seriously, not at all like teasing.

"You know that I hate that stuff, and you want to throw up when you eat it..."

"I've never seen it before, I just heard you say it, seeing is believing!"

"You!" Yue Langshan approached Han Que suddenly, and made eye contact that only the two of them could understand: You did it on purpose!

It was intentional!

Xu Weiran stared at the distance between the two of them who were only one fist away from meeting, and giggled: "Where is the head pressing team?"

Yue Langshan turned around and yelled at him fiercely: "What the hell are you talking about?"

"Why are you yelling at him?" Han Que was angry.

Xu Weiran suddenly faltered.This guy is like this, the standard is hard but not soft.But generally speaking, he acts tougher than others by relying on his backing, so he is usually the one who eats others.

Seeing that the atmosphere between the two was not right, Xu Weiran put away his playful smile, "Little San, don't be angry, Big Brother was just messing around with you, it won't be like this in the future."

Yue Langshan let out a sigh of relief, and pushed his hair vigorously, "Xu Weiran, do you really not understand or are you pretending not to understand, this guy..."

"Ah Shan!" Han Que stopped him immediately, his eyes were extremely severe.

Yue Langshan rolled his eyelids, "Okay, I don't care." With your appearance, how long it will take for this stupid and crazy idiot to understand your heart, I have to take a good look.

Xu Weiran poured a cup of tea for the two of them respectively, and personally delivered them to their hands, "Don't be awkward, we are good friends."

Han Que took his teacup and took the initiative to touch Yue Langshan's teacup, Yue Langshan also calmed down.What's the matter with him and these two guys.

"Little San, you vomited up what you just ate, should I order you something else?"

"Don't eat." Yue Langshan still refused to give him a good face.

"...I'm also temporarily full." Xu Weiran felt that half of himself might be full of fright, just at the moment when the two of them didn't know why their swords were on the verge of breaking out.

It was time to pay the bill, and both Yue Langshan and Han Que wanted to get the bill, but when they touched their pockets, they didn't bring any money.

Han Que usually doesn't bring these when going out, Yue Langshan is not as expensive as him, but people usually pay by card, cash?Unless you know there is a special need for it today, you won't pretend.

Xu Weiran took the bill from the two of them, "I'll pay, I have 'Pay by Myself' and 'Small Wallet'!"

"What is that?" Han Que asked curiously.In fact, he knew it, and he just wanted to find a topic to talk to his wife.

"It's a mobile payment software." Seeing Han Que's expression of 'hungry for knowledge', the guy waved at him, "I'll take you there and you'll know how to use it. I'll open one for you when I get back. Then you will be able to pay for anything online."

"I don't seem to need...what to pay online?" Han Que happily followed Xu Weiran to the store to check out like an elegant Afghan hound.

Yue Langshan looked at the backs of the two.I don't know how many times I sighed today.

Emphasis on sex over friends! ! !I haven't realized before that my old friend is so ungrateful!

But what could he do?How can I not have this friend anymore!Thinking of his old friend who hadn't met a sweetheart in more than 20 years, and never had a serious relationship, Yue Langshan thought about it again.That's all, let's be magnanimous, and he will accept the new setting of 'emphasizing sex over friends'.

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Live interview with Big Stomach King in Small Theater

A reporter: Let this contestant talk about your dream.

Dabaojian: Eat up all the cakes here.

A certain reporter: Er...can you go deeper?Your big ideal.

Dabaojian: Eating five catties of white rabbits every day will not damage teeth or gain weight.

A certain reporter (face with black lines): Let’s change the question. Have you had any troubles recently?

Dabaojian: Loss of appetite.

A reporter: Can you go deeper?Like the contestants next door to you, study and talk about unhappy marriages, work, family and so on.

Da Baojian: Yes!I can talk about this.I'm... an arranged marriage... well, a flash marriage.

A certain reporter: This is fine, and this is explosive.Arranged marriages, flash marriages... quite touching.

Da Baojian (shy face): I just feel it, so embarrassing.

A certain reporter: Huh?

Doctor Han (holding a loudspeaker): Please support Da Baojian, support Da Baojian and get a big gift bag exclusively from 'Baorentang'!

A certain reporter: Uh... stuffing dog food is not popular now, can you be a little more sensational and sell it badly?This is trending right now.

Da Baojian: I only have one stomach, I am miserable~~~~~