I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

As the saying goes: "If you tell a lie, you have to make up for it with countless lies."

The little black cat didn't expect Yu Xiaomiao to be very smart. He looked like a novice who didn't know anything, and he learned knowledge very quickly.A few days ago, I was desperately gnawing on the relevant knowledge of the six-month-old, but these days I actually understood the knowledge of all age groups.

He didn't know that Yu Xiaomiao looked small in appearance, but his soul was an experienced test master.His family is poor, and he doesn't have a lot of review time like ordinary people. He can only work hard on learning skills.

Knowledge such as physiological and psychological characteristics of each age group is actually very easy to remember. The characteristics and characteristics introduced by each age group are the same in several aspects, such as: physical data, physiological conditions, psychological conditions, precautions, countermeasures, related training etc.

All the characteristics of each age group are summarized and made into a table, and the up and down comparisons are integrated, and it is very convenient to remember.

In particular, there is such a good experimental product as the little black cat. When encountering rare knowledge that is only available to cats, just get started and practice it.

For example: how to train the vision of six-month-old cubs.

There are special instruments, and you can also make them yourself. The principle is similar to that of a cat teasing stick. Moving objects are used to exercise the eyesight of the cubs. Considering that the examination is not allowed to use instruments and requires mastering the principles, Yu Xiaomiao adopted this self-made instrument. way.

At first, let the little black cat lie on its back, and use your fingers to move up, down, left, and right, back and forth, and the speed is carried out step by step according to the data recorded in the book.

The little black cat originally thought: This is it?He was fooled last time, he is immune, and he can hold it.

result……

Yu Xiaomiao's fingers seemed to have the smell of fish soup left, and she couldn't pretend to be six months old just by looking at her eyes.

Seeing that the defense was about to be breached, he quickly closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, and vowed that next time he would stare at Yu Xiaomiao and wash his hands.

However, the second time, I saw that Yu Xiaomiao washed her hands clean, how could there still be a smell of fish o(╥﹏╥)o

The little black cat lay down on the table dejectedly, turned around cutely and tried to pass the test again.

"Alas..." Yu Xiaomiao sighed, "It is clearly stated in the book that turning over is not enough, we still need to carry out relevant training."

No!stop!No need, really no need!For the first time, the little black cat came up with the idea: "Why don't you give up the delicious fish soup and just run away like this?"

This is just the beginning, isn't there still a big guy living in this house!

Seeing Yu Xiaomiao cooking delicious fish soup for the little black cat for three days in a row, the big guy became unhappy and rushed to the kitchen. At this time, Yu Xiaomiao was making fish soup with the little black cat.

He was wearing a baggy sweater with a big pocket, like a kangaroo's pouch, just right for a little black cat.

Originally, Yu Xiaomiao didn't want to wear it like this, but the little black cat who had regained most of his vitality refused to stay in the room, so he had to take him to the kitchen.

Squatting in the bag, poking his head, he could smell the smell of fish soup, and the little black cat couldn't help but drool.

At this moment, the big guy leaned against the door frame, knocked on the door, and cleared his throat: "Yu Xiaomiao, what are you cooking?"

Lu Xiaoxiao's tone was unhappy.

Yu Xiaomiao was stunned for a moment, because half of the fish was Lu Xiaoxiao, and Lu Xiaoxiao was the real owner of the family.Yu Xiaomiao discussed with her about stewing fish soup, and said that if there is a need to pay, it will be deducted from his salary.

Lu Xiaoxiao is still a good host. In addition to including food and lodging, she still pays Yu Xiaomiao a certain salary according to the employment standards of the Star Alliance.

Lu Xiaoxiao is also very generous. According to the rules of fish farming, some fish must be eaten during the breeding process to make room for the rest of the fish.The little black cat is so small, and it doesn't eat as much fish as it needs to eliminate. In addition, Yu Xiaomiao also shared the learning results with her. Since he had the little black cat, he can understand many jerky knowledge points.

Lu Xiaoxiao was happy and agreed.

But just now she came to the kitchen looking for the scent, and watched from a distance for a while. The little black cat's eyes were shining from the pocket of the sweater, and it was drooling, and even wiped it skillfully.

Lu Xiaoxiao is also a proficient hair smoother, and she felt something was wrong at first glance. Yu Xiaomiao said that the little black cat was six months old, and except for a few physical characteristics, especially the eyes, the rest were in line with the six-month-old characteristics.

But how can a six-month-old cub have such eyes?Can you wipe the halazi while supporting it?

Lu Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows, pretending to be tender, cheating to eat and drink, right?Ah!Think beautifully!So the vertical pupils instantly changed to lock on the little black cat.

The little black cat immediately sensed the danger, and wanted to deal with it subconsciously, but stopped abruptly, it would reveal its secrets!This big guy must have noticed his strangeness and did this on purpose.

——Don't let her succeed!

Thinking of him, he immediately roared a few times in a milky voice and full of fear, and his eyes trembled slightly in a fighting posture, but because it was in the pocket of the sweater, he couldn't maintain that posture for a few seconds. He stood and fell again. , fell and stood again.

Yu Xiaomiao immediately noticed Lu Xiaoxiao's threat to the little black cat, picked up the little black cat and hugged him, and gently touched his little black head to express comfort, then looked at Lu Xiaoxiao: " How old is he, and he still threatens children!"

While enjoying the smooth hair service, the little black cat secretly raised its head provocatively at Lu Xiaoxiao from an angle that Xiaomiao couldn't see.

Lu Xiaoxiao got angry, and didn't look at who was the owner here, the fish belonged to her, the pot belonged to her, and the stove belonged to her, even if it was Yu Xiaomiao, if she asked him to go, he had to go!Oh no! !Yu Xiaomiao can't leave. If he leaves, who will take the exam for Master Mao's employment certificate?

Just thinking of this, Yu Xiaomiao's fish soup was ready, and he started the pot quickly, and the little black cat cried out happily, Yu Xiaomiao patted the little black cat's head, and said fondly: "It's hot, drink it when it's warm. "

"Meow~~" the little black cat yelled obsequiously, indicating that he was very hungry.

Reluctantly, Yu Xiaomiao found a flat saucer, filled it shallowly, and tried the temperature again. After confirming that it was ok, she said with a smile: "Drink it."

The little black cat drank happily, its little tail pointed at Lu Xiaoxiao deliberately, and shook it once and for all.

Lu Xiaoxiao is completely angry, do you really think I can't cure you?Gluttonous bastard.

She opened the chair on the dining table and sat down, resting her chin in one hand, pointing to the fish pond outside the window with the other: "Yu Xiaomiao, his is done, it's time to make mine, I want to eat the shell you made last time. "

shell?Oh, river clams.Yu Xiaomiao immediately realized that he had to fish in the fish pond. He wanted to take the little black cat with him, but the little black cat was still drinking the fish soup.

Lu Xiaoxiao saw his concerns, and said considerately, "Don't worry, I'll watch him for you."

Yu Xiaomiao was still a little hesitant, after all, Lu Xiaoxiao threatened the little black cat just now, Lu Xiaoxiao despised: "Only you can cook that thing, if I bully him, you just don't cook for me."

That's right, there are skills in cooking river clams. It depends on how high the water is boiled, and how long it cooks after putting it down. The taste is different if it is longer or less. It is especially unpalatable when eaten raw. The level of the kitchen is absolutely poor cooking.

Yu Xiaomiao then went out to fish without worry.

The little black cat looked at Lu Xiaoxiao warily.

Lu Xiaoxiao smiled contemptuously, Xiao Mian, I won't deal with it now, you will know the pain later.

Sure enough, when the cooked river clams were served on the table, the little black cat's eyes were straightened by the smell. What kind of delicacy is this? !

Lu Xiaoxiao deliberately slowed down and discussed with Yu Xiaomiao with a smile: "This time the taste is better than last time."

When ordering fish fry last time, Yu Xiaomiao bought all the seasonings needed. Compared with the simple cooking last time, this time there are more cooking wine, onion, ginger, garlic, and soy sauce. The taste is naturally better. .

The little black cat couldn't bear it any longer, and meowed towards the river clam plate.

Yu Xiaomiao quickly retrieved the little black cat, and patted his head: "Little fool, you can't eat it, you will accumulate food after eating it." The clam looks soft, but it is actually very difficult to digest, and it is not suitable for the taste. If it is not fully cooked, the cubs are very prone to diarrhea.

The little black cat is not willing to give up, no!I'm not a cub, trust my gut, I'm going to be fine.

Yu Xiaomiao didn't understand the meaning behind his meowing at all, and put the little black cat in front of the fish soup: "You drink this."

No!Now the dashi is not delicious at all in my eyes! ! !The little black cat cries.

Lu Xiaoxiao was even happier, and greeted Yu Xiaomiao: "You come too."

Yu Xiaomiao was still not hungry, so she shook her head.

Lu Xiaoxiao snacked even more vigorously: "It's really delicious!"

asshole! ! !The little black cat is going to make trouble! ! !I don't want to pretend to be a cub anymore! ! !

At this moment, a holographic image suddenly jumped out of the portable optical brain on Lu Xiaoxiao's wrist. A woman in a white military uniform stood on the podium, and behind her was also a holographic image. It was a man with outstanding appearance and aloof temperament. , wearing a dark gray military uniform, with black hair and black eyes.

"Ladies and gentlemen: Good afternoon! Now announce an important matter: After the Alliance Military Department voted to suspend all duties of Major General Lin Shaofeng, the former Commander of the Star Alliance Eighth Fleet, and revoke the rank of Major General, effective immediately. Star Alliance released No. 9 The most wanted warrant, the criminal suspect Lin Moufeng is suspected of illegally trading with the Zerg, seriously infringing on the interests of the Star Alliance; leaving his post without authorization, resulting in the Eighth Fleet being wiped out by the Zerg in the α108 star field, causing huge damage to the lives and properties of the people of the Star Alliance Loss. It is now verified that Lin Moufeng has absconded in the α108 battle, and those who have relevant clues please actively provide clues to the relevant departments, and after confirming that it is true and effective, you can get a reward of up to 5000 million alliance coins."

While the woman in the white military uniform was speaking, Lin Shaofeng's image also changed from a human form to a cat form, with a dark body, thorny hairs, and dark gold at the ends; a tiger face, with two particularly hard hairs in the middle of the ears, like two There is only one horn; there is a pair of huge wings on the body, and when fully unfolded, there are also dark gold lines between the black feathers.

When I closed my eyes, I only felt that the cat family was huge. When I opened my eyes suddenly, the golden vertical pupils were breathtaking, and I couldn't help but take a few steps back when I met them suddenly.

This is the case for Yu Xiaomiao. Before that, he didn't have a deep understanding of the cat clan. Lu Xiaoxiao's body seems to be quite big. He also threatened him when he first came here, but it's not like this at all. fear.

The reaction of the little black cat was even worse, perhaps because he was still young, or for other reasons, in short, his vertical pupils lit up first, and then the originally black pupils showed golden threads little by little, and they were about to completely turn into black eyes. When he was golden, he suddenly let out a roar, and his body suddenly turned into a gaseous state, filling the kitchen in an instant, and quickly overflowing.

Lu Xiaoxiao, who was eating river clams with great interest, suddenly froze, teleported outside the house, and cast a transparent barrier to completely seal off his house.

At the same time, Nian Duoduo, the owner of the maternity and baby products store, also appeared behind Lu Xiaoxiao, with the same dignified expression: "It's him?"