I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

Yu Xiaomiao was very happy, and finally rescued the little black cat. He took the treatment device to confirm the recovery, but the little black cat didn't let him do what he wanted, and kept meowing to show that he was hungry.

Forget it, let’s feed it first, willing to eat and sleep is the basis of recovery, and confirm this kind of thing when the little black cat falls asleep later.

Lin Shaofeng squatted aside obediently, thinking in his heart: How can it be possible for you to use the therapeutic instrument for diagnosis and treatment again?That would reveal the truth, because Yu Xiaomiao cared about it before and didn't pay attention, so it may not be so good luck later.

He flicked his long black tail, circled his legs, and waited expectantly for the fish soup with his small head.

However, there was no fish soup, so Yu Xiaomiao only prepared formula milk, and said firmly: "You have just suffered a serious illness and need to supplement nutrition. The nutrition of fish soup is not comprehensive, so you can't drink it."

Lin Shaofeng naturally didn't want to submit obediently, the taste of formula milk was too hard to swallow.I don't want Yu Xiaomiao to say: "If you are determined not to drink, I can only take you to the hospital for nutritional injections, it will be very painful~~"

Lin Shaofeng: "..." He is not afraid of pain, but he needs to do a comprehensive examination before getting nutritional injections, so he will still reveal his secrets, okay!you are vicious! !

Lin Shaofeng reluctantly drank the formula milk, and drooped his head in sadness.

Seeing this, Yu Xiaomiao quickly touched Lin Shaofeng's small head as a reward. Lin Shaofeng wanted to refuse, but he didn't want Yu Xiaomiao's warm palm and gentle movements, which made him very useful, and at the same time couldn't help rubbing back.

stop! !what is he doingThis is the bastard who won't give him fish soup!Lin Shaofeng was angry at himself for not fighting.

"If you drink it obediently every time, I can consider giving you fish soup." Yu Xiaomiao laughed.

"!!" Lin Shaofeng's eyes lit up, and he rubbed his little head harder.Oh no!what is he doingHe is the commanding officer of the Eighth Fleet, why would he bow his waist for a bowl of fish soup and act cute! !

Lin Shaofeng subconsciously held his forehead, and because of his small body and short hands, he couldn't reach his head no matter what.

"..." Lin Shaofeng was angry, when will this kind of life be a head, no, I must change as soon as possible!

Hard work pays off, Lin Shaofeng quickly found a countermeasure, which is still the old method, using the Shunmao teacher exam.

According to the regulations of the Interstellar Alliance, the examination site for the Shunmao Master's employment certificate is set in the capital of the planet where it is located.The town where Yu Xiaomiao lives is very backward. There are only basic administrative facilities, and there is only one shuttle bus to get in and out, once a week. It is very difficult to get in touch with the outside world.

Communication too.

Although the Interstellar Alliance is already in the cosmic era, the technology is indeed highly developed, but the infrastructure construction has not kept up with it. There are two main reasons:

One is that there are so many galaxies controlled by the alliance, it is impossible to ensure that every galaxy and every planet has a fairly complete infrastructure. For remote, resource-poor planets, basically only the capital has relatively complete facilities.

The planet where Yu Xiaomiao is located is like this. The Kate galaxy where the planet is located is just an ordinary galaxy, and it is not a strategic location, nor is it an important interstellar transfer station, nor does it have rich resources.

This is also one of the reasons why Lin Shaofeng rushed to the appointment before. In such a galaxy, he couldn't imagine how much the other party could do.

The second is that the Interstellar Alliance and the Zerg have experienced more than 1000 years of war. Most of the alliance's budget is to meet the needs of the army first, and then invest in people's livelihood.

The budget was cut layer by layer in order of importance from high to low, and there was basically nothing left in the Kate galaxy.

So even if Lin Shaofeng carried the most advanced communication equipment, he could not contact other people.Of course, he can also choose to get in touch with others through a low-end wired network.

But the only person in this house with a wired network is Lu Xiaoxiao.

Lu Xiaoxiao is much stronger than he is now, and he is wanted by the entire alliance, it is better not to use the wired network rashly.

Urging Yu Xiaomiao to study and finding a way to follow him to the planetary capital for the exam is the best way for Lin Shaofeng at present.

Speaking of supervision, it is not an easy task.

I don't know what this guy is thinking. There are only two months left before the exam, and there are still so many knowledge points that have not been read. How can I take the exam like this?

Of course, Lin Shaofeng didn't know that Yu Xiaomiao was pushed out of the shelves, and he didn't even know that he had only read these two books for more than a week, and basically grasped the characteristics of the cat's growth period.

And so the tragedy began.

After breakfast early in the morning, Yu Xiaomiao started to read.

Lin Shaofeng was still in the state of a six-month-old cub lying on the soft cushion specially equipped for him by Yu Xiaomiao. Seeing that Yu Xiaomiao was about to turn to an important chapter, he began to crawl towards the book trembling slightly.

Yu Xiaomiao read the book seriously, and didn't pay attention to Lin Shaofeng's situation at first, until the other party climbed up the book and lay down on an important chapter, he came back to his senses.

Hurry up to pick up Lin Shaofeng, frowning: "The table is cold, you are the best, don't crawl around."

Lin Shaofeng ignored Xiao Miao's concern, his little tail kept shaking on the important chapters, and Xiao Meng kept meowing at Xiao Miao.

——Remember, this chapter must be taken, especially the last group of comprehensive questions, which must have 6 points every year.

But Yu Xiaomiao didn't understand, she just carefully put Lin Shaofeng back on the cushion, touched her little head, and coaxed: "Good boy!"

Lin Shaofeng despises: I am helping you. There is a question bank for the Shunmao teacher's employment certificate exam. The test papers are randomly selected and composed. The teaching materials have been too lazy to change for so many years.Did you hear me!

Yu Xiaomiao obviously didn't hear it.

Lin Shaofeng had no choice but to continue to work hard. His goal this time was the water glass that Yu Xiaomiao put on the table. He swayed over and slammed it with all his strength, very good!Water sloshed out.

He stretched out his front paw to dip some, then climbed onto Yu Xiaomiao's book again, and after finding the first chapter Chapter 3, he slapped a small paw print.

——Now you should remember it!

However... Yu Xiaomiao remembers that Lin Shaofeng doesn't know for a while, but what he will face next will make him unforgettable for the rest of his life.

The glass of water on the table is not ordinary water, Yu Xiaomiao specially brewed it for refreshing. Unlike humans drinking coffee or tea to refresh themselves, the refreshing things for cats are similar to those of cats.

That is to say, the low-alcohol catnip is soaked in the water glass.

Lin Shaofeng proudly squatted on that page and licked his front paws after pressing his paws, which made it even more tragic. He immediately felt his whole body fluttering, his hands and feet became uncontrollable, and he rolled on the table involuntarily. vomit.

Yu Xiaomiao was taken aback for a moment, and when it was over, Lin Shaofeng quickly realized that Lin Shaofeng had accidentally licked catnip.

It is recorded in the book that cats should not be exposed to catnip before the age of six. Premature exposure will affect their growth and development and must be dealt with quickly.

Yu Xiaomiao soaks low-alcohol catnip, which is much lower in concentration than the inhalation type, and it is also much easier to handle.Clean up Lin Shaofeng's catnip-stained paws, and then control the opponent's actions in a short time.

Because Lin Shaofeng was too small, it was inconvenient for Yu Xiaomiao to deal with the opponent's small claws in human form. He thought that he had to find a way to control the opponent's actions anyway, and hugging him with his hands would definitely hurt him.

So Yu Xiaomiao turned into a cat form very skillfully, surrounded Lin Shaofeng with all four legs, raised the opponent's front paws, opened his mouth - lick!

Lin Shaofeng exploded all over.

Although he may have had a similar experience of being licked when he was a child, he has no memory at that time. Since he has memory, it is the first time he has been licked by a stranger like this.

Fur licking is a very sacred thing among cat clans. Apart from parents licking their cubs, it is love between... couples...

——Bah, bah, bah!How could this stupid and stupid little puppet be his lover?He's not married yet, oh no, he doesn't even have a girlfriend/boyfriend, his holy chastity...fuck, what a mess!

Lin Shaofeng ran away.

Yu Xiaomiao obviously noticed the other party's resistance, and gave Lin Shaofeng a very unhappy look: "Be good, I don't want to lick it, but you are so young, it's hard to deal with those catnip without licking."

——It’s okay, it’s really okay, just let me roll.Lin Shaofeng shouted in his heart.

Yu Xiaomiao sighed: "I was so good last time, I let you lick every corner."

What?Have you been licked already?Also every corner! ! !Lin Shaofeng Petrochemical ━━∑ (￣*￣*|||━━

It took him all night to get out of the blow, thinking that he is the strongest and most powerful commander of the Eighth Fleet in the Star Alliance, how could he be hit by such a "little" thing as being licked.

The most urgent thing is to draw the key points and the exam questions thoroughly so that Yu Xiaomiao can take him to the capital of the planet for the exam.

So after regaining his confidence, he set off again. Before setting off, he deliberately identified the water cup, and after confirming that it was ordinary boiled water, he prepared to repeat the old trick.

However, as soon as he got to the water glass, Yu Xiaomiao pinched the back of his neck and slipped up, and sternly warned: "Although there is no catnip in it today, you'd better not go near the water glass."

As he spoke, he held Lin Shaofeng in his arms to guard against him.

How could Lin Shaofeng compromise like that, instead of using cat's claws, I can use other methods!

Therefore, whenever Yu Xiaomiao saw an important chapter, he deliberately became restless and tried to crawl out of others' hands. When he was discovered by the other party, he raised his head and begged for rua. When reading, the eyes are focused on reading and will not be affected.

He just raised his neck and begged for rua—stop—raised his neck and begged for rua—stop, and it lasted the whole afternoon, which was when Xiao Miao took him to the kitchen to cook fish soup.

Lin Shaofeng was so tired that he couldn't even lift his head, he tucked into the pocket of Xiao Miao's sweater and fell asleep, even drinking the fish soup in his sleep.

This was just the beginning, and after a week, Lin Shaofeng's nightmare came.

Yu Xiaomiao saw Chapter 3 of "The Basics of Hair Smoothing Master". This chapter is the key point, which mainly summarizes the various characteristics of the cat family in different growth stages.

Because of the existence of Lin Shaofeng before this chapter, Yu Xiaomiao has roughly browsed through it and found out the rules. He has organized various characteristics of different age groups and cat clans into icons.

But Lin Shaofeng didn't know about this, and the focus of this chapter was on the characteristics of each age group, and they would compare the multiple-choice questions comprehensively.

He tried his best to raise his neck to show his focus, but Yu Xiaomiao rua's chin hand was getting slower and slower.

Finally, he couldn't help but lifted Lin Shaofeng's nape, looked suspiciously, and asked, "Are you really just a kitten?"