I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

Of course, the size of this palm is not the size of a puppet cat's paw, but the size of a humanoid hand of Xiao Miao, but no matter how you calculate it, this is a milk cat. Judging from the degree of its eye development and hair growth, it is still breastfeeding. cubs.

How could there be such a milk cat?

Yu Xiaomiao went back to the fish-stealing lair again, and found some fish bones inside, a warm and soft nest made of pine needles similar to masson, in which there was still the smell of the fish-stealer, the little milk cat. also have some.

A bold guess suddenly appeared in his mind.

The one stealing the fish is a female cat, which needs nutrition to maintain its lactation.There are many cats in the forest, and it is inconvenient for her to stay away from the nest for a long time to hunt, so she took the risk and stared at Lu Xiaoxiao's fish pond. Like a very caring lord.

But she didn't want to be discovered, not to mention her injuries, the movement of her wounded escape caused all the cat clans in the ten miles and eight towns to run away, and finally triggered the collapse of the mountain, which happened to be the mountain where her cub was.

In order to save her cub, she must have tried her best, but no matter how powerful an individual is, she can't compete with nature. Her breath disappeared without a trace, so it must be a disaster.

Fortunately, God opened his eyes, her cub was safe and sound, and was met by Yu Xiaomiao.

Yu Xiaomiao thought of the moment when the mother cat saved him when she had no hope of survival, and felt guilty. If it wasn't for that moment, the mother cat might be alive and able to raise her cubs well.

Thinking of this, Yu Xiaomiao made up his mind to take the little milk cat back without saying a word.

Just how to bring it back?

Little milk cats are very fragile. Even after so many years of evolution, the cubs are still similar to the cats in the earth period. They cannot be blown by cold wind or fall into the water.

It's best to turn into a human form and carry it back, but looking at the rugged mountain road and the rocks that may collapse again at any time, it is impossible for the human form to go back safely.

You can only go back in cat form!

But in the form of a cat, it is definitely unrealistic to carry it back. The kitten is asleep and cannot be woken up. The original method, go back with the stamina skin in your mouth...

Yu Xiaomiao cat's body trembled, he had never held it before, the kitten's neck was so thin, it would break if pinched, what if it was crushed if it was not held properly?

Don't grab the neck, can you grab the head?Uh... It seems that holding the head is a negative teaching material, something only stupid cats do?Yu Xiaomiao remembered the video she had seen on the WB before.

He struggled so much that he finally tried the size and decided to grab the kitten's body. Anyway, the cat is too small to hold it, but he didn't dare to bite it tightly. with it.

Just walking like this, when Lu Lu was young, Yu Xiaomiao's mouth was sour, and the whole mouth was grinning when he changed back to human form.

Seeing this, Lu Xiaoxiao looked contemptuous: "Look how stupid you are! You were told to chase someone, but you brought a baby back. Honestly, you gave birth to which female cat outside behind my back?"

Have a baby?female cat?Still carrying you?What is it!Yu Xiaomiao was getting bigger, so he hurriedly explained the cause and effect, and also explained his guess and analysis.

Lu Xiaoxiao didn't speak immediately after listening, but just looked down at the little milk cat for a while, and the normal pupils gradually turned into vertical pupils.Yu Xiaomiao immediately felt a little uncomfortable, which was very similar to the airflow that Lu Xiaoxiao had when he was fighting with someone last night, but it was much weaker.

The kitten didn't react at all, still lying in the arms of Xiaomiao, Lu Xiaoxiao said "um", and the pupils changed again.

This time, Yu Xiaomiao figured out what Lu Xiaoxiao meant. She dared to test the kitten. Thinking of the kitten's mother's defeat last night, Yu Xiaomiao quickly hugged the kitten tightly: "What are you doing? One big person scares the kitten." Child!"

Lu Xiaoxiao was surprised for a moment when she saw this, she didn't know whether it was because of Lu Xiaoxiao or the little milk cat, then she returned to normal, and looked at Yu Xiaomiao with disdain again: "Okay, I will raise my own cub, and something will happen later. Don't look for me."

"I said it's not my cub." Yu Xiaomiao was speechless, forget it, no matter what, Lu Xiaoxiao agreed.

It is not easy to raise this little milk cat, this is not an ordinary cat, this is a person, Yu Xiaomiao does not have any experience in raising children, the only knowledge that can be acquired is in the tall pile of groomer qualification examination materials.

It’s just that there are too many materials, and he still doesn’t know where to start. He can only try to recall the experience that his friends nagged about when they raised cats. Let’s be a cat first!

Kittens are most afraid of diarrhea, and once they have diarrhea, they will basically die.If you want to avoid diarrhea, you must not catch cold and keep warm, especially if you can’t take a bath. Yu Xiaomiao hurriedly donated the cat litter she brought from Lu Xiaoxiao’s, and found a dry bath towel to spread half of it on top, and put the cat litter on it. The cat put it in carefully, and covered the other half.

Second, you can't feed fresh milk, but feed milk powder, of course, breast milk is best.

Yu Xiaomiao is a male, so there is no breastmilk for sure, and there is no milk powder in Lu Xiaoxiao’s house. He also recalled the goods from the last shopping trip. It seems that he has picked out all kinds of food, and the only thing he ignored was dairy products. Yu Xiaomiao drank Coffee and tea are not used to adding milk.

This is troublesome, so I have to hurry up and buy it.

It’s just that he’s been in this town for so long, and he hasn’t gone out, and he doesn’t know where there are maternity and baby products to buy. The payment method in this era is cash payment?Or use an app like Alipay.

If it's the latter, he doesn't even have a payment medium.

Yu Xiaomiao pondered over and over again, but still had to go to Lu Xiaoxiao for help, so she knocked on Lu Xiaoxiao's door with a shy face.

Lu Xiaoxiao was chatting happily with others using his optical brain in the room, picking Yu Xiaomiao was really a treasure, just a few times Yu Xiaomiao could even resist her coercion, this is simply the best of Master Mao Talents must be cultivated well, and they must be shown off! ! !

She posted a circle of friends.

Similar to the Earth era, the Interstellar era also has large-scale social software. The form of social interaction has never changed, but the media has become more abundant. Yu Xiaomiao’s era is dominated by pictures and videos. The Interstellar era is holographic, and the entire expression can be changed. A living virtual entity.

The form of the message is also more abundant, the text can be turned into a text bubble, and the font and display state can be selected to match the corresponding sound effect.The emoticons are also more vivid, such as the expression of the rua cat, you can see a variety of vivid movements.

This wave of Lu Xiaoxiao's circle of friends has attracted crazy likes, all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred for why he didn't meet such a high-quality puppet, and all kinds of emoji packs that fantasize about rua puppet.

So when Yu Xiaomiao opened the door and went in, the first thing he saw was a room full of all kinds of him, in cat form, in human form, being surrounded by all kinds of ruas...

He was just stupid!

What are you doing? !Why is it all him, and all kinds of quilt shapes!I knew that the reason why the tiger was eager to run back then was not simple. It just read a book, even if it took 200 years, it would not run away!How wonderful, food and housing are included for 200 years, and if you fail the exam, you will not be chased away!

Dare to still have such a move, no! !I have to run, otherwise, within a few days, I will be eaten to pieces!

The so-called scholar can be killed but not humiliated!

Even if he is a puppet, he still has integrity!

Lu Xiaoxiao obviously didn't expect Yu Xiaomiao to open the door and come in, so he quickly turned off the machine and looked at the other person's face, and he understood it all at once.He raised his eyebrows and gave Yu Xiaomiao a contemptuous look: "What are you thinking? If I were this kind of person, I would have swallowed you alive long ago. How can you still live to this day? Can you still raise your own cubs?"

Cong (艹盘哉) said that the kitten is not my cub, Yu Xiaomiao raised his middle finger, thinking that Lu Xiaoxiao’s words are right, Lu Wu’s coercion is definitely not something he can resist with a puppet, if the other party is really If you think about him, he already has nothing left.

Yu Xiaomiao calmed down a bit.

Lu Xiaoxiao continued to despise: "Okay, it's not your own cub, so what are you going to come here to find me?"

Yu Xiaomiao wondered, how did Lu Xiaoxiao know that he came to look for her because of the little milk cat.

Lu Xiaoxiao smiled, thinking that this little puppet came to her for so many days, and only once took the initiative to look for him, and that was the time when the fish pond was attacked by thieves.This time it comes up again, it’s definitely not that the fish pond has been thieves again, there is an extra little milk cat than usual, and you can understand why if you think about it?

So he cleared his throat and said, "The Star Alliance has a complete set of parenting system for orphans, from birth to adulthood, food, clothing, housing, transportation + education + skills, and distribution after the end. If you really can't raise yourself, you can hand it over to a special organization. Don't worry about the kitten not having an ID chip on it, this kind of situation is not uncommon, and it will be dealt with."

The identity chip is the ID card of this era. It is different from the square card in the era of Xiaomiao. The identity chip is a biological chip implanted in the baby's body at birth. It is usually placed on the left wrist and used directly when entering and leaving the Star Alliance. The wrist is enough to verify peers. With the identity chip, the manufacturers of the alliance have also launched a series of matching machines. For example, the portable optical computer that Yu Xiaomiao has never seen is placed on the left wrist to protect the identity chip. , Use the identity chip to log in and use the optical computer.

As for the situation that the identity chip is not pressed at birth, it is because there has always been a powerful enemy on the periphery of the Star Alliance - the Zerg, and the war between the two has never stopped.The war has created a large number of war orphans, so the alliance will introduce a series of measures to raise these orphans.

Yu Xiaomiao hadn't understood this information yet, so he only judged based on his impression of the orphanage at the time he lived, and was skeptical of Lu Xiaoxiao's words.

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Book 3?Yu Xiaomiao looked up at the sky, he hadn't even finished the first volume, how could he know the content of the third volume? Speaking of which... Lu Xiaoxiao even remembered which volume, which part, which page, which showed that she was very fond of these books. Familiar, since you are so familiar, why don't you go to take the Shun Mao teacher exam yourself?Want him to take the exam? ? ?

"As a boss, you have the right to choose whether to take the exam, do you have an opinion?" Lu Xiaoxiao put on a rich and willful expression.

Yu Xiaomiaomo... Okay!Then he looked at Lu Xiaoxiao with a cheeky face, since you are always so rich, why would you help me with this matter?

Seeing that Lu Xiaoxiao didn't want to type it out, he muttered: "Sure enough, it's my cub, so guard it so tightly!" Pointing to the door, "There is a mother and baby store at the corner of Shell Street. The owner's surname is Nian, and he is my friend. , you can pay on credit."