I am an exclusive hairdresser [Interstellar]

Upstairs, there was lively chatting in Lu Xiaoxiao's group, and downstairs, Yu Xiaomiao's room was equally lively.

The little black cat that has been sleeping has regained a little bit of consciousness, but only a little bit, and most of it has gone to instinct. This room was originally stayed by a tiger. Although Yu Xiaomiao tidied it up, the breath accumulated in 200 years is not It can be cleaned overnight.

The little black cat keenly noticed the danger.Before the eyes were opened, the hair began to explode, and it also let out a low hissing sound, but it was too weak, and the hissing sound could not have any effect on driving away the enemy, but the breathing adjustment caused by the hissing made it more inhaled The opponent's breath.

It's the breath of a tiger!

The little black cat recognized it instantly, but then got confused: Tiger?Do tigers need to be afraid?How do I remember that I have never been afraid of tigers?I am... the little black cat is stuck: who am I?

He tried hard to recall and distinguish, but his mind was in a mess, everything hurt, and his body was so heavy that it was extremely difficult to even lift his paws.

what is going on?He was puzzled, there were so few memories telling him that this kind of situation had never happened in his past life, what happened to him?What happened?

The little black cat tried to shake his head to wake himself up.

I don't want to be more like this, the more severe the headache, the more confused my mind is, and I even think of buzzing sounds one after another in my ears, like many people talking:

"I am willing to follow you!"

"It's not right, it's a trap, they led us there on purpose!"

"There are really people inside, it's too shameless to use a living person as bait!"

boom……

"Go, let's block."

"To survive and avenge us."

boom……

"Ah!!!!" The little black cat let out a roar that didn't belong to a kitten at all, to be precise, it didn't belong to a cat at all. It carried a huge air current. street houses.

But in Lu Xiaoxiao's house, the roar of the little black cat can't even come out of Xiao Miao's room.Not only did it not come out, but there seemed to be a partition around the wall. The airflow bounced back after colliding with it. The striker had already blown up the little black cat, which didn't weigh much, and smashed it straight to the other side.

At this moment, the door opened with a "squeak" and Yu Xiaomiao just came back. The little black cat crashed into his arms impartially, and the subsequent air flow was like a gust of wind. Nothing else happens.

Where is the wind coming from?Yu Xiaomiao was a little bored. He remembered that he closed the window before going out. The cat cubs should not catch cold, otherwise they would have diarrhea. Once diarrhea was serious, it would be life-threatening.One of the easiest ways for cubs to catch cold is to fall into the water, and the other is to blow the wind. There is only water in the bathroom in the room. He deliberately stayed away, placed the little black cat on a high bed, and built a nest with bath towels, wrapped it tightly before leaving .

Besides, the window was closed properly. Yu Xiaomiao went to the window and pushed his hand to check it, but unexpectedly... "clang bang" it was all broken.

"Yu Xiaomiao! Deduction of wages!" Lu Xiaoxiao's voice immediately sounded from above.

—— Convex (艹盘哉) Hey... I just came back, I didn't do anything, I don't know what's going on! ! ! !Yu Xiaomiao protested.

Lu Xiaoxiao completely ignored it. She had been paying attention to the movement below. The little black cat was nothing to her to fear, so she just put up a protective cover to block it. After all, it would be quite troublesome if the house was demolished.

But Yu Xiaomiao caught the little black cat's hand just now and made Lu Xiaoxiao admire again. The mental power of the little black cat can reach B level in an instant, but Yu Xiaomiao has not seen any mental power so far, and belongs to E level. The kind that doesn't work.

He was able to catch it unscathed, and the spiritual force rushed towards him like a gust of wind.This process seems mysterious, but it is actually a rare talent in the industry of Shunmao masters.

The hair smoother is not simply just smoothing the hair. High-level cats have strong spiritual power. When they are used to the extreme, they can penetrate to the tip of the hair, allowing them to easily deal with the Zerg on the interstellar battlefield.

But just like the hair of a long-haired cat will get knotted, the mental power that penetrates into the tip of the hair will not be recovered in time, and the knot needs to be unblocked.

At this time, the mental power is gathered together and cannot be controlled. Ordinary hair smoothers can't handle it. Only a hair smoother with talent like Yu Xiaomiao can do it. This kind of hair smoother can naturally resolve the influence of mental power on them.

What a treasure!While suppressing the excitement in his heart, Lu Xiaoxiao looked at the floor and smiled: "Do you want to deduct your salary? You can! I must pass the examination for the job certificate of Shunmao teacher in three months."

ha?How is it three months later?Yu Xiaomiao has studied the relevant regulations for the registration and examination of Shunmao masters, which are similar to most of the certification examinations during his time on Earth. Generally, registration is half a year before the official examination.

He purposely checked the time, and the registration period for this job certificate exam has already passed, so he should register in three months and wait for the exam in nine months.

Lu Xiaoxiao upstairs noticed his doubts and gave the answer directly: "Your predecessor signed up, and I asked them to modify the registration information directly. Don't worry, we are a small place, so it is no problem to change the information casually." , you can go to the exam with peace of mind!"

Don't worry about your size!Yu Xiaomiao despises →_→, cats are only awake for a few hours a day, three months?Immortals can't do it!

"If you fail the test, I'll send your cub to the orphanage right away, I don't raise idlers here!" Lu Xiaoxiao snorted, the little black cat who was originally motionless seemed to be affected by this sentence, confused He moved his little head in a daze, his little nose trembled and sobbed, and he called out in an extremely aggrieved way: "Meow..."

The one with the ending sound is still the milk sound.Yu Xiaomiao's heart softened immediately, and she also thought of the little milk cat's mother, who was chased and intercepted just because of those few fish, and finally gave up her life to save him when she was in extreme danger.

There is no repayment for the grace of saving lives!Isn't it just three months to get a job certificate?Fight!

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In this way, Yu Xiaomiao started his three-month review career like a hell devil. Not to mention that it was really difficult at the beginning, as judged before, the gap in knowledge was too long, and he needed to make up too much knowledge.

However, after raising the kitten for a few days, he suddenly found that the situation was different.

Because it is the first time to be a father, oh no, as a shit shoveler, a lot of knowledge about nursing and feeding needs to be supplemented, and most of this knowledge is written in the two books to be tested, especially "The Basics of Hair Smoothing Master", before In a few chapters, the development history and physiological characteristics of the cat family are introduced quite completely.

Yu Xiaomiao feeds the kitten while flipping through the book, such as how to breastfeed.

There is no need to worry about the temperature of the milk and the ratio of the milk. The product manual that Nian Duoduo sold to him clearly stated it. It also comes with a set of testing equipment. If the temperature is wrong, the ratio is wrong, and it will be handled by itself when it goes bad.

But feeding is a technical job, and the well-behaved little guy can eat it by himself, even if it is a simulation machine, they can find it accurately.

This one from Yu Xiaomiao's family is not very well-behaved, it refused to open its mouth when the bottle was brought to its mouth.He checked the information and knew that there are usually several reasons for this kind of situation: 1. Not hungry; 2. Stomach problems; 3. Stimulated by unexpected circumstances.

The first two are ruled out by Xiaomiao, especially the second one.

He was originally going to take the little black cat to the hospital, and he specifically asked Lu Xiaoxiao how to seek medical treatment. The system of this era made him feel ugly like the earth age he lived in. Thinking about him, he only sees a doctor by appointment It is very troublesome, and it must not be like this in this era.

Fortunately, it is not troublesome in this era, but Lu Xiaoxiao glanced at the little black cat, and directly dug out a healing device from her room, checked up and down, left and right, and then came to the conclusion: the body is basically normal, with a little No nutrition, normal diet is enough.

"In short, he is hungry, you just need to feed him." Lu Xiaoxiao said, and explained to Yu Xiaomiao by the way.

In this era, in order not to waste social resources, things like seeing a doctor are generally checked with a therapeutic device first. Most minor pains and ailments can be treated with a therapeutic device, and only serious ones will go to the hospital for treatment.

Yu Xiaomiao believed in Lu Xiaoxiao.

Then there is only the third case - the unexpected situation is stimulated.The mother cat who had been feeding the kittens died suddenly and was suddenly replaced by someone else who couldn't adapt to the feeding.

It is more complicated to solve this problem. This is a partial psychological disease. The main treatment direction is to make the kitten feel safe.Leaving his mother suddenly made him feel insecure, so he naturally didn't dare to eat food from people with strange breaths.

The easiest way to create a sense of security is to find something with the smell of a mother cat and put it next to the kitten. Yu Xiaomiao went back to the place where he met the kitten to look for it.

But it was very strange. When he finally found the place, he found that the small cave no longer existed, and it was not buried by rocks. After becoming a cat, his nose is very sharp, and he can smell every breath .Yu Xiaomiao checked carefully, and it was indeed gone, but there was a hint of the smell of the fireworks after they had been let off.

This kind of smell is usually gunpowder. Someone used gunpowder here?Bombed that cave? ?

Why bomb such a cave?Yu Xiaomiao couldn't figure it out. According to what he knew before, at most, the female cat just pissed off Lu Xiaoxiao, and after getting along with Lu Xiaoxiao for so many days, he also figured out that that guy would never do anything to kill them all.

Does the mother cat have other enemies?Not right either!There are really other enemies who have to come to deal with the cubs before they can be exterminated. What's the use of blasting the hole?

Or is it a cover up?

Even less.Yu Xiaomiao reconfirmed the smell of gunpowder. In the interstellar era, gunpowder is still used as a weapon that can retain the smell?He remembered that the Earth era he lived in already had electromagnetic guns or laser cannons, and there must be more advanced ones in this era.

Yu Xiaomiao returned home without success. When he got home, he accidentally stepped into the pond and entered the door with wet trouser legs, shoes and socks. As a result, the little black cat reacted and came out of the nest trembling slightly. Crawled out from inside, and after being caught by Yu Xiaomiao in three steps and two steps, she moved to the wet trouser leg very restlessly.

Yu Xiaomiao suddenly had an inspiration, yes, the mother cat has been catching fish in his pond all the time, so it will inevitably smell of fish, and he also got some smell when he stepped on the pond, so the little black cat smells The familiar taste came over.

That's it!

Yu Xiaomiao hurriedly went to catch a fish, handled it neatly, put it on the oil pan, "Zi La", fried it until it was crispy, and then a bowl of clear water boiled the milky white soup, and then sprinkled it on the fish. Serve some scallions and let's work together!

He carried it and walked towards the room, the little black cat smelled it from a long distance, and moved towards the door with all its strength.

Yu Xiaomiao was delighted, the book didn't lie to him, it really worked!So he put the fish soup on the table, picked up the little black cat carefully, and took the fish soup out of a shallow dish. After confirming that it was cold, he dipped his chopsticks and touched the little black cat's mouth lightly.

The little black cat immediately stuck out its tongue and began to lick it, and Yu Xiaomiao dipped some more. This time, the little black cat not only stuck out its tongue, but also opened its mouth a lot. By the third feeding, the little black cat had already opened its mouth wide and waited. caught.

very good!With sharp eyes and quick hands, Yu Xiaomiao picked up the feeding bottle on the table and stuffed it into the little black cat's mouth.

Little black cat: "!!!"

Yu Xiaomiao breathed a sigh of relief, and wrote in the book: Although the fish soup is good, it is not suitable for the stomach of the kittens. You can eat a few mouthfuls less, and the staple food should be formula milk powder.

The author has something to say: Lin Shaofeng: Excessive! ! !