The last human in the entire empire
Chapter 073 Where did he say he likes to wear skirts?
He Xile paid the bill and walked out of the clothing store.
He silently squatted at the door, looking at the people passing by around him.
Well.
If you strike up a conversation rashly, it's best to find someone with a good face...
"If you want me to say, since Lan Lan is wearing women's clothing now, of course she has to strike up a conversation with a man."
"Hahahaha--"
"I think both men and women are fine, as long as they look good! I don't choose."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Is it okay to forcibly create chance encounters in the past?"
"How boring is that?"
He Xile looked at the group of people on the bullet screen who feared the world would not be chaotic, and showed a helpless smile, but since it is a business, it must be in the state and spirit of business - this is his job.
"Come here, this one is very good!"
"That's the decision!"
"Huh? Why does it look familiar?"
"Don't worry about it so much, you'll miss it if you wait any longer! Lanlan, hurry up——"
He Xile turned his head to look, and saw a man who looked very tall, strong, and full of hormones coming from a distance.The man furrowed his brows tightly, the whole person was not angry and majestic, his eyes were straight ahead, and his eyes were firm.And his second feature is not the very common ears and tail of Hexinna, but a mechanical arm.
so cool.
He Xile stood up, adjusted to the high heels under her feet, and then walked forward.
The timing was just right.
He Xile just came to a suitable place to talk to a man.
He blocked the opponent's way.
It was the first time to do this kind of thing, and He Xile was inexplicably nervous.He cleared his throat to relieve it, then locked his eyes on the other person, blinked, and said in a soft, feminine voice as much as possible: "Hello, can I give you a contact information?"
The man frowned.
He looked down at He Xile at this moment, his thin lips moved: "Sorry, I'm only interested in men."
He Xile: "?"
He Xile reacted very quickly, reached out and pulled the wig away, "Really? I am."
man:"???"
Barrage:"???"
"It's really yours, Lanlan! Absolutely, I would call it the strongest of the year."
"I'm about to faint from laughter."
"Grass, isn't this the general? Ever since the battle with the Zerg, the general was besieged by hundreds of Zerg, and after he broke an arm, he basically didn't appear in front of the public... I almost forgot about him .”
This barrage flashed by.
"Lanlan awesome!"
"I'm dying of laughter, look at this man's expression hahahaha."
In front of him, the man looked at He Xile after removing the wig, his expression slightly loosened.
He raised his wrist with great interest, and was about to open the terminal and give He Xile the contact information. Suddenly, a hand straddled over, holding He Xile's skirt collar, and was about to lift He Xile up— —
He Xile was startled, and quickly reached out to grab the hem of the skirt.
In the next second, the collar loosened.
Warm big hands grabbed He Xile's arm and pulled him aside.
At the same time, a low, threatening voice sounded: "You are really getting bolder."
He Xile blinked innocently: "...Why are you here?"
The camera turned around, revealing the gloomy faces of Wen Ji and His Majesty, who became even more unhappy when they heard He Xile's words: "What? I can't come? If I don't come again, will you—"
He paused, turned to look at the tall man beside him, and said coldly, "Are you still leaving?"
"Damn, what did I see?"
"His Majesty???"
"Fuck, the camera turned around just now, and His Majesty's face appeared, so scared that I almost threw the terminal in my hand."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomeme.com me, especially with that expression on my face, that's why His Majesty's Majesty is coming to find me and claim my life!"
The tall man saw Wen Ji and His Majesty, but he didn't show any panic in his expression. He shrugged: "Good day, Your Majesty. I thought you would no longer appear on the star network in this... appearance."
Wen Ji stretched out his knuckle-boned hand and pulled the cloak off his body.Black covered most of his body, and the waves on the tail fluttered slightly, as if he was jumping.
He said coldly, "Take care of yourself."
Obviously, the two knew each other.
He Xile didn't know the identity of the man, so he couldn't help but look at him more.
but……
In view of his current attire, he chose to keep a low profile as much as possible, standing beside His Majesty, as quiet as a chicken.
Looking at the barrage again, they all had the same reaction as He Xile.
——Everyone dared not speak.
The man was not afraid of His Majesty, so he gave a "tsk" and said, "Okay, I really shouldn't bother you so much. By the way, I have to declare in advance that I didn't initiate this matter."
He raised his hands in a gesture of surrender.
The cold metal mechanical arm was in stark contrast to the other intact arm.
Wen Jiyu glanced at him coldly, but said nothing.
After the man left, He Xile's forehead was poked immediately.
hiss.
A little hard.
It seems His Majesty is angry.
He Xile covered his head with his hands in a panic, and looked at Wen Jiyu innocently: "Your Majesty."
Wen Jiyu: "..."
Wen Jiyu couldn't do it anymore.
He snorted coldly.
This human being is used to this trick.
He Xile blinked: "Your Majesty, are you back now?"
Damn it, I thought it would take six, seven or eight hours for my old father to go out to work, but I didn't expect that the other party came back so early, and he didn't even have time to train!
Wouldn't it be impossible to eat the delicious food brought back by His Majesty now?
He Xile was depressed.
"Not yet." Wen Ji said, "I'll be off right away."
He said displeased, "Looking at your expression, you know I'm back, aren't you happy?"
"I haven't finished training yet." He Xile whispered.
Wen Ji and his face turned pale.
As if feeling the prying eyes, His Majesty lowered his eyes and looked at the camera on the side. He made a quick move like lightning, held the camera in his hand and played with it, and said to He Xile: "Go and change your clothes first."
"Okay." He Xile obediently agreed.
Realizing that He Xile had left, there was an instant wailing on the barrage.
"Lan Lan, don't leave, we are still hostages in His Majesty's hands!"
"Help!"
It's a pity that He Xile was so preoccupied with changing clothes that he didn't have time to pay attention to the barrage, so he walked quickly in the direction of the clothing store.
For a while, everyone fell into silence again.
Ahhhhh!
Damn!
As long as you think of the camera being held by His Majesty, you will feel like being held by His Majesty!
very scary! ! !
Not long after, the number of people online in the live broadcast room dropped by [-].
A few seconds later, the light from His Majesty's fingertips suddenly appeared on the screen.
Everyone realized something and couldn't help but hold their breath.
Sure enough, the next second, the cruel majesty appeared on the screen.
The other party casually pinched the camera in his hand, and placed it at a distance not too far away, his bloodthirsty eyes narrowed slightly, and his tone was lazy: "He's still a kid, don't mention these weird things anymore." request. Do you hear me?"
Although His Majesty acted very lightly throughout the whole process, everyone seemed to be strangled by the throat, and there was a fear of suffocation.
——This is caused by the inherent suppression of His Majesty's second characteristic.
It wasn't until He Xile finished changing his clothes and returned to His Majesty that the camera was finally free and returned to He Xile's surroundings almost at the speed of light.
"It's still so pleasing to the eye."
Wen Jiyu looked He Xile up and down, nodded in satisfaction, "I'm offline, remember to train."
"Well, Your Majesty will be back later." He Xile said.
Wen Jiyu glanced at He Xile and hummed softly.
It wasn't until His Majesty's figure disappeared that the barrage finally came alive.
"Whoa, I just felt like I was going to die!"
"Me too, the system reminded me that my heart rate was a little too high, and I was almost kicked offline by the terminal. You must know that my mental strength is D-level! I have never been in such a situation before! Moreover, His Majesty obviously just looked at me casually." Come here - woo, I admire Lan Lan now, that she can get along with His Majesty normally?"
"Indeed. And did you hear that? Lanlan dared to ask His Majesty to come back later, what a brave man."
He Xile flipped through the content above, and couldn't help laughing: "Your Majesty is not as scary as you said, he is actually... a knife mouth and a bean curd heart, he is still very good to me."
"Although, His Majesty still looks scary..."
"Actually, if you think about it carefully, His Majesty's behavior just now can be regarded as helping Lanlan to get ahead, right? Let's not bully Lanlan in the future?"
"...That's right. Seems to be a bit of a guardian's self-consciousness."
He Xile rolled his eyes.
He thought of the delicious food promised by His Majesty before, no longer wasting time, but bid farewell to everyone. After closing the live broadcast, he immediately set off to the experience hall, driving the dish, and completed the training set by His Majesty one by one.
The whole training seemed boring and tedious. It was necessary to repeat the same movements formulated by His Majesty over and over again in order to form muscle memory, but He Xile did not feel impatient.
He was very persistent and practiced over and over again.
——These trainings have the same effect as those on the earth to answer the college entrance examination.
Even Mi couldn't help but praise at the end: "Your Excellency He Xile is really amazing."
He Xile smiled embarrassedly.
After completing the prescribed training quota, He Xile breathed a sigh of relief.He made a record and happily sent a message to His Majesty: "Your Majesty, my training has been completed."
Wen Jiyu: "Well, there is still half an hour to go back."
He Xile's eyes sparkled.
Great.
Catch up!
I don't know what delicious food His Majesty brought back for him?
He Xile simply went to the library to read the book again, and then went offline in time.
It is also a coincidence.
As soon as he got off the star network, there was a knock on the door of the room. At the same time, he received a message from His Majesty: "Open the door."
He Xile: "Here we come!"
The door opens.
However, what appeared in front of the door was not the tall and majestic Majesty, nor the delicious food, but——
A tutu.
He Xile: "?"
In the next second, His Majesty appeared.
He crossed his arms and said in a calm voice: "It seems that you like to wear skirts, so I asked someone to make you a set urgently. Wear it as you please, but this kind of hobby, don't show it in front of the public. Wait for NR." After checking the planet, you can go back to the palace, and then, I will consider your preferences and ask Jane to make some good-looking sets for you."
He Xile: "???"
Ah? ? ?
Where did he say he likes to wear skirts?Before His Majesty asked him to change clothes, he went without saying a word? ? ?
He silently squatted at the door, looking at the people passing by around him.
Well.
If you strike up a conversation rashly, it's best to find someone with a good face...
"If you want me to say, since Lan Lan is wearing women's clothing now, of course she has to strike up a conversation with a man."
"Hahahaha--"
"I think both men and women are fine, as long as they look good! I don't choose."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Is it okay to forcibly create chance encounters in the past?"
"How boring is that?"
He Xile looked at the group of people on the bullet screen who feared the world would not be chaotic, and showed a helpless smile, but since it is a business, it must be in the state and spirit of business - this is his job.
"Come here, this one is very good!"
"That's the decision!"
"Huh? Why does it look familiar?"
"Don't worry about it so much, you'll miss it if you wait any longer! Lanlan, hurry up——"
He Xile turned his head to look, and saw a man who looked very tall, strong, and full of hormones coming from a distance.The man furrowed his brows tightly, the whole person was not angry and majestic, his eyes were straight ahead, and his eyes were firm.And his second feature is not the very common ears and tail of Hexinna, but a mechanical arm.
so cool.
He Xile stood up, adjusted to the high heels under her feet, and then walked forward.
The timing was just right.
He Xile just came to a suitable place to talk to a man.
He blocked the opponent's way.
It was the first time to do this kind of thing, and He Xile was inexplicably nervous.He cleared his throat to relieve it, then locked his eyes on the other person, blinked, and said in a soft, feminine voice as much as possible: "Hello, can I give you a contact information?"
The man frowned.
He looked down at He Xile at this moment, his thin lips moved: "Sorry, I'm only interested in men."
He Xile: "?"
He Xile reacted very quickly, reached out and pulled the wig away, "Really? I am."
man:"???"
Barrage:"???"
"It's really yours, Lanlan! Absolutely, I would call it the strongest of the year."
"I'm about to faint from laughter."
"Grass, isn't this the general? Ever since the battle with the Zerg, the general was besieged by hundreds of Zerg, and after he broke an arm, he basically didn't appear in front of the public... I almost forgot about him .”
This barrage flashed by.
"Lanlan awesome!"
"I'm dying of laughter, look at this man's expression hahahaha."
In front of him, the man looked at He Xile after removing the wig, his expression slightly loosened.
He raised his wrist with great interest, and was about to open the terminal and give He Xile the contact information. Suddenly, a hand straddled over, holding He Xile's skirt collar, and was about to lift He Xile up— —
He Xile was startled, and quickly reached out to grab the hem of the skirt.
In the next second, the collar loosened.
Warm big hands grabbed He Xile's arm and pulled him aside.
At the same time, a low, threatening voice sounded: "You are really getting bolder."
He Xile blinked innocently: "...Why are you here?"
The camera turned around, revealing the gloomy faces of Wen Ji and His Majesty, who became even more unhappy when they heard He Xile's words: "What? I can't come? If I don't come again, will you—"
He paused, turned to look at the tall man beside him, and said coldly, "Are you still leaving?"
"Damn, what did I see?"
"His Majesty???"
"Fuck, the camera turned around just now, and His Majesty's face appeared, so scared that I almost threw the terminal in my hand."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomeme.com me, especially with that expression on my face, that's why His Majesty's Majesty is coming to find me and claim my life!"
The tall man saw Wen Ji and His Majesty, but he didn't show any panic in his expression. He shrugged: "Good day, Your Majesty. I thought you would no longer appear on the star network in this... appearance."
Wen Ji stretched out his knuckle-boned hand and pulled the cloak off his body.Black covered most of his body, and the waves on the tail fluttered slightly, as if he was jumping.
He said coldly, "Take care of yourself."
Obviously, the two knew each other.
He Xile didn't know the identity of the man, so he couldn't help but look at him more.
but……
In view of his current attire, he chose to keep a low profile as much as possible, standing beside His Majesty, as quiet as a chicken.
Looking at the barrage again, they all had the same reaction as He Xile.
——Everyone dared not speak.
The man was not afraid of His Majesty, so he gave a "tsk" and said, "Okay, I really shouldn't bother you so much. By the way, I have to declare in advance that I didn't initiate this matter."
He raised his hands in a gesture of surrender.
The cold metal mechanical arm was in stark contrast to the other intact arm.
Wen Jiyu glanced at him coldly, but said nothing.
After the man left, He Xile's forehead was poked immediately.
hiss.
A little hard.
It seems His Majesty is angry.
He Xile covered his head with his hands in a panic, and looked at Wen Jiyu innocently: "Your Majesty."
Wen Jiyu: "..."
Wen Jiyu couldn't do it anymore.
He snorted coldly.
This human being is used to this trick.
He Xile blinked: "Your Majesty, are you back now?"
Damn it, I thought it would take six, seven or eight hours for my old father to go out to work, but I didn't expect that the other party came back so early, and he didn't even have time to train!
Wouldn't it be impossible to eat the delicious food brought back by His Majesty now?
He Xile was depressed.
"Not yet." Wen Ji said, "I'll be off right away."
He said displeased, "Looking at your expression, you know I'm back, aren't you happy?"
"I haven't finished training yet." He Xile whispered.
Wen Ji and his face turned pale.
As if feeling the prying eyes, His Majesty lowered his eyes and looked at the camera on the side. He made a quick move like lightning, held the camera in his hand and played with it, and said to He Xile: "Go and change your clothes first."
"Okay." He Xile obediently agreed.
Realizing that He Xile had left, there was an instant wailing on the barrage.
"Lan Lan, don't leave, we are still hostages in His Majesty's hands!"
"Help!"
It's a pity that He Xile was so preoccupied with changing clothes that he didn't have time to pay attention to the barrage, so he walked quickly in the direction of the clothing store.
For a while, everyone fell into silence again.
Ahhhhh!
Damn!
As long as you think of the camera being held by His Majesty, you will feel like being held by His Majesty!
very scary! ! !
Not long after, the number of people online in the live broadcast room dropped by [-].
A few seconds later, the light from His Majesty's fingertips suddenly appeared on the screen.
Everyone realized something and couldn't help but hold their breath.
Sure enough, the next second, the cruel majesty appeared on the screen.
The other party casually pinched the camera in his hand, and placed it at a distance not too far away, his bloodthirsty eyes narrowed slightly, and his tone was lazy: "He's still a kid, don't mention these weird things anymore." request. Do you hear me?"
Although His Majesty acted very lightly throughout the whole process, everyone seemed to be strangled by the throat, and there was a fear of suffocation.
——This is caused by the inherent suppression of His Majesty's second characteristic.
It wasn't until He Xile finished changing his clothes and returned to His Majesty that the camera was finally free and returned to He Xile's surroundings almost at the speed of light.
"It's still so pleasing to the eye."
Wen Jiyu looked He Xile up and down, nodded in satisfaction, "I'm offline, remember to train."
"Well, Your Majesty will be back later." He Xile said.
Wen Jiyu glanced at He Xile and hummed softly.
It wasn't until His Majesty's figure disappeared that the barrage finally came alive.
"Whoa, I just felt like I was going to die!"
"Me too, the system reminded me that my heart rate was a little too high, and I was almost kicked offline by the terminal. You must know that my mental strength is D-level! I have never been in such a situation before! Moreover, His Majesty obviously just looked at me casually." Come here - woo, I admire Lan Lan now, that she can get along with His Majesty normally?"
"Indeed. And did you hear that? Lanlan dared to ask His Majesty to come back later, what a brave man."
He Xile flipped through the content above, and couldn't help laughing: "Your Majesty is not as scary as you said, he is actually... a knife mouth and a bean curd heart, he is still very good to me."
"Although, His Majesty still looks scary..."
"Actually, if you think about it carefully, His Majesty's behavior just now can be regarded as helping Lanlan to get ahead, right? Let's not bully Lanlan in the future?"
"...That's right. Seems to be a bit of a guardian's self-consciousness."
He Xile rolled his eyes.
He thought of the delicious food promised by His Majesty before, no longer wasting time, but bid farewell to everyone. After closing the live broadcast, he immediately set off to the experience hall, driving the dish, and completed the training set by His Majesty one by one.
The whole training seemed boring and tedious. It was necessary to repeat the same movements formulated by His Majesty over and over again in order to form muscle memory, but He Xile did not feel impatient.
He was very persistent and practiced over and over again.
——These trainings have the same effect as those on the earth to answer the college entrance examination.
Even Mi couldn't help but praise at the end: "Your Excellency He Xile is really amazing."
He Xile smiled embarrassedly.
After completing the prescribed training quota, He Xile breathed a sigh of relief.He made a record and happily sent a message to His Majesty: "Your Majesty, my training has been completed."
Wen Jiyu: "Well, there is still half an hour to go back."
He Xile's eyes sparkled.
Great.
Catch up!
I don't know what delicious food His Majesty brought back for him?
He Xile simply went to the library to read the book again, and then went offline in time.
It is also a coincidence.
As soon as he got off the star network, there was a knock on the door of the room. At the same time, he received a message from His Majesty: "Open the door."
He Xile: "Here we come!"
The door opens.
However, what appeared in front of the door was not the tall and majestic Majesty, nor the delicious food, but——
A tutu.
He Xile: "?"
In the next second, His Majesty appeared.
He crossed his arms and said in a calm voice: "It seems that you like to wear skirts, so I asked someone to make you a set urgently. Wear it as you please, but this kind of hobby, don't show it in front of the public. Wait for NR." After checking the planet, you can go back to the palace, and then, I will consider your preferences and ask Jane to make some good-looking sets for you."
He Xile: "???"
Ah? ? ?
Where did he say he likes to wear skirts?Before His Majesty asked him to change clothes, he went without saying a word? ? ?
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