The last human in the entire empire

Ah this.

Why do netizens have such big brains this year?To say that the two little black cats are His Majesty's illegitimate children...

However, His Majesty is now more than 100 years old? ? ?

Can't see it at all!

He Xile knew that Haixinna people had a relatively long lifespan, but generally they would not intentionally think about other people's ages. He looked at the barrage and couldn't help but ask, "How old is Your Majesty this year?"

"Lanlan doesn't even know!?"

"If I remember correctly, Your Majesty should be 130-[-] years old this year. Actually, it's not too old. It's quite normal that you haven't fallen in love at this age."

"Indeed, my neighbors will be [-] this year, so they are not in a hurry."

He Xile: "???"

What? ?

130 four?Not too big? ? ? ?

At this age, he can be He Xile... Uh, grandpa?

Is there something wrong with calling His Majesty "Brother" at this time?

"I'm dying of laughter, look at Lanlan's expression now."

"Hahaha, but to be honest, I don't want to pay attention to His Majesty's age now, I just want to pay attention to the two kittens that Lan Lan said. So is the kitten what we think?"

"Oh my god, what do you guys think? After thinking about it, you dare to say it!? This is Lan Lan's live broadcast room. Your Majesty may be peeping at any time, okay?"

"It doesn't matter, at most I can seal an account! Your Majesty has a lot of opportunities, and he will never come to me in person."

"Laughing to death, what a big heart."

He Xile looked at the barrage, a little dumbfounded: "Of course not, the two kittens were before..." He Xile paused.

"Huh? Why didn't you say it?"

"What happened before?"

He Xile was a little confused as to whether he could tell this matter directly: "Wait a minute, let me ask."

He opened the terminal, clicked on the chat box with His Majesty, and was typing to ask His Majesty if he could tell about the kitten without revealing that he was kidnapped, when he saw a line of words appearing on it.

Wen Jiyu: "Say whatever you want, it doesn't matter."

He Xile was taken aback.

His first reaction was: shit.

Your Majesty is actually spying on the screen!

This was something He Xile never expected.

He blinked and replied, "Okay, thank you bro."

He Xile, who was watching He Xile's live broadcast, glanced casually at the news post and received the reply, his eyes fixed on the word "Brother", and he couldn't help but snorted softly, sounding a little unhappy.

The guard standing beside him lowered his eyes.

In the next second, I heard the honorable majesty next to me say with an indescribable tone, "Tsk, this human being is quite cautious. Even when I send a message on the terminal, I don't forget to change it." call."

Although he didn't see the news, Konoe already guessed what happened from His Majesty's words.He smiled and said, "Your Majesty, isn't this what you wanted to see before?"

Wen Jiyu paused: "That's true."

However, if the other party can forget...

Must be pretty good too.

He Xile received a reply from Wen Jiyu, and briefly explained what happened in the remote galaxy: "Because the two kittens are still young, underage, and have no family to take care of them, and they both like it very much. Me, I also like them very much, so His Majesty allowed me to bring them back to the palace."

After finishing speaking, he deliberately sighed, "As a result, you have been thinking about some weird things in your mind all day long? You are thinking of an illegitimate child, and a friendly reminder..."

He Xile rolled his eyes: "Your Majesty is watching my live broadcast now. Your Majesty is watching all the things you said before. Be careful if you say too much, he will trouble you."

"!!!"

"It's exactly the same as I guessed! I knew His Majesty would be stationed in Lan Lan's live broadcast room!"

"Damn it, it looks like you have to be careful in Lanlan's live broadcast room from now on!"

He Xile couldn't help laughing.

He changed the subject and said, "Okay, don't worry about those details, come and learn how to make paper lanterns with me."

"...Oh yes, paper carving lamps."

"Damn it, the gossip is so attractive that I even forgot about today's theme just now!"

"Indeed, I too..."

He Xile couldn't help pursing his lips into a smile.

Sure enough, no matter where people are, they like to watch the fun!

He Xile began to show his materials for making paper lanterns: "This is the paper I found on Xingwang. It is neither hard nor thin. This is... and this lamp, which is gradient, very beautiful, and the color can be Choose by yourself. In the end, just think about what you want to do, paint in layers on this paper, and then sculpt.”

He Xile had already thought about the paper carving lantern this time, and he planned to make a small group.After releasing the various beautiful scenery captured during the previous video with Xiaotuan, He Xile asked, "Which one do you like?"

Because of the differences in their respective aesthetics, for a while, dense numbers were brushed on the bullet screen, and there were people who chose any scenery.

He Xile simply launched a 10-minute vote.

While waiting to vote, He Xile chatted with everyone.

"These scenes are so beautiful, where did Lan Lan collect them?"

"Wow, has Lanlan been to so many places?"

He Xile: "No, no. It was this little fox." He stretched out his hand and clicked on the little fox pattern on one of the pictures, his eyes glowed with warmth, "It's a kid I know , it’s ready to be given to her as a gift.”

After finishing speaking, He Xi laughed.

Uh.

The 31-year-old Xiaotuan...

Strictly speaking, maybe, can't be called a child, right?At least he is much older than him... Forget it, anyway, because of illness, Xiao Tuan still looks like a little fox, and there is only a small ball in his arms, that is a child!

"I'm so envious, I can be friends with Lanlan."

"I found out that the characters on Lan Lan's paper carving lamp are all people around me. Did Lan Lan give the paper carving lamp to His Majesty? It's also carved by His Majesty?"

"Of course." He Xi said proudly, "My first paper lantern was made for him. It took me a lot of time. It's so beautiful! Hehe."

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"It's a pity that I didn't see the paper carving lantern that Lanlan made for His Majesty. I don't know what Lanlan has spent a lot of time on, and what Lanlan said is so beautiful, what is it like?"

"Hands up, I want to see it too!!"

He Xile said: "Then you can only go to His Majesty."

The paper-carved lamp he made for His Majesty before had "Yudui" on it. Although after turning into a single color, the mechs all look a little similar, it shouldn't be obvious for a while, but in case there is Sharp-eyed to see it?

You know, the Chinese netizens back then could always pick out the details from some details, and His Majesty would definitely lose his horse by then, so He Xile would not show the paper carving lamp he made before to everyone.

He is not stupid.

Sure enough, as soon as His Majesty took it out as a shield, the wind direction of the barrage changed immediately.

"...Forget it, I don't really want to see it that much."

"really."

"I'm laughing to death, you guys are too cowardly, is this a compromise?"

"Heh, you can do it, can you go?"

"No, no, I'm joking, I can't, let's make a silent wish, Your Majesty can take the initiative to share."

He Xile was amused by the barrage, and the smile on his face never fell: "There is one more thing I want to tell you in advance. I started the broadcast a little late, and it takes a long time to draw, so tonight I definitely can’t finish it. I calculated it. It will take roughly two days. The rest will wait until tomorrow afternoon, and we will continue to make appointments? Don’t worry if you haven’t caught up. I will edit the video and post it as I did before. to the column."

"That's good."

"Huh? Kid? This title hahaha."

"It's pretty cute. But Lanlan is the kid, right?"

"That being said, I still want to see Lan Lan make it with my own hands. I'm sorry that I'm a social animal. I should still be at work tomorrow afternoon. I don't know if I can fish..."

"The social animals are miserable!"

"But there's no other way, I only have two days off." He Xile said, "I'm also a social animal now."

"? It must be the hateful Udui!"

"Where is Your Majesty? Aren't you spying on the screen? I report that Yudui is simply squeezing Lanlan. I suggest that Your Majesty come out and take care of Youdui, and don't let Yudui be so arrogant!"

Good guy.

He Xile thought to himself, it would be impossible for His Majesty to take care of Youduyi in his life.

After chatting for 10 minutes, the voting was over, and finally a scene in the desert was selected—a castle in the desert was in the distance, and the little fox was squatting on a pile of sand, looking at those castles in the distance, his back was a little lonely.

He Xile thought about it, and felt that the layering of this picture could not be done too much, so he made some simple modifications on the original picture, changing the distant clouds into Chinese-style auspicious clouds, which would look better.

Afterwards, He Xile began to draw on paper.

He borrowed some tools and pressed the selected drawing under the paper. Some places could be directly traced, while most places were simplified into clean and neat lines.

He drew very carefully, and he didn't even have time to look up at the bullet screen, and the number of people brushing the bullet screen gradually decreased, and everyone was quietly watching He Xile draw.

After all, He Xile is only an amateur.

Some lines are not straight enough, affected, or drawn incorrectly, he always has to rework them repeatedly.By the time the whole painting is finished, it will be too late.

He raised his head and rubbed his sore shoulder and neck.

"Damn it, after seeing this scene, I've already started to feel tired for Lanlan." "To be honest, I'm lying on the bed right now, watching Lanlan work comfortably."

"Me too. I soaked in the bathtub and watched Lanlan work, let alone, it was a bit cool."

"Hahahaha you are too much!"

"It's amazing, it's amazing, Lanlan is absolutely amazing, it feels like she can do anything."

"yes!"

Seeing the praise, He Xile quickly waved his hands: "Actually, no... Don't think so, everyone. There are many things I don't know how to do. It's just that when I live broadcast, I will show what I know."

"Honest blue."

While chatting, He Xile suddenly heard a familiar voice.

His ears immediately flew to the back of his head.

This rustling sound...

He Xile couldn't help letting out an "ah", knowing that it was a chapter from a certain big octopus.He was afraid that the tentacles would be directly exposed to the camera and cause unnecessary trouble, and he was also afraid that everyone would think too much, so he got up quickly and said, "Okay, it's getting late now, let's go here first."

After tidying up the table, He Xile said, "This part of the drawing is barely finished. I don't know if the result is good or not. I will engrave it tomorrow. Good night everyone, sweet dreams, see you tomorrow?"

"Okay, okay, see you tomorrow, blue good night!"

"I'm going to sleep listening to Lanlan's sleep sound. Hehehe."

He Xile smiled embarrassedly, and quickly cut off the live broadcast.

Turning around, the thick tentacles had already started to arch into the room.

Just like what He Xile thought, the tentacles are very brave, and his mental age seems to be a little younger. He doesn't care what He Xile is doing now, and he just rushes to He Xile.

In the next second, the tentacles wrapped around He Xile's waist quickly and couldn't let go.

It's a bit like a bear kid who is unhappy and acting like a baby.

"What's wrong?" He Xile asked, "Did anyone make you unhappy?"

The tentacles couldn't answer He Xile, but twisted as if responding.

"...Hahaha, wait a minute, move a bit slower."

He Xile quickly controlled the tentacles with his hands.

——The itchy flesh on his body was all on his waist, and it didn't matter that he twisted the tentacles. He Xile couldn't hold back, laughed, and almost fell to the ground.

After stabilizing the body.

"Have you taken a shower yet?" He Xile reached out and patted his tentacles.

The tentacle tip originally nodded, but in the middle of nodding, he was obviously guilty, hesitated for a while, and then shook his head again.

"Come on, it must have been unwashed. It just so happens that I just finished the live broadcast today, so I haven't washed you, so let's brush you up first." He Xile said, and suddenly said vigilantly, "Aren't you drunk today? Like this time, after I wash one, I will come back again.”

tentacle:"……"

The tentacles nodded frantically, promising not to do it again.

Seeing that the tentacle was still well-behaved, He Xile didn't say any more, dragged him into the bathroom, and brushed him first.

Brushing diligently, He Xile couldn't help muttering: "If I go back to China and fail the college entrance examination, I might be able to develop a side job. Anyway, I won't starve to death."

The first side job is to wash octopus?

The second side job is a scrubber?

Gee.

tentacle:"?"

"Okay." About 15 minutes later, He Xile rinsed off the foam on the tentacles, got up and said, "Your scrubbing is over, and I should clean myself up next."

The tentacles dawdled, and didn't go out for a long time.

"What?" He Xile couldn't help teasing, "Don't tell me you still want to wash it for me?"

He just said that casually, without even thinking too much about it, but he didn't expect that the tentacles in front of him would actually tap their points, as if agreeing with He Xile's words, and even wanted to move towards He Xile's side.

He Xile immediately refused: "...That's not necessary."

He was a bit dumbfounded, he didn't expect to encounter such a thing, he rushed up and pushed the tentacles out, "Hurry up, hurry up, I can wash by myself, I don't need your help. I just said that casually. "

Tentacle visibly lost.

But He Xile will never compromise on this matter.

——Let a tentacle help you scrub yourself, what is this called?

weird!

And the tentacles can indeed be heard and seen. He Xile didn't know it before, but after knowing it, he couldn't freely wear nothing in front of the other party.

When He Xile applied the medicine before, he was seen by the tentacles lying on the window...

Ah ah ah ah.

I feel so ashamed just thinking about it!

He Xile quickly locked the bathroom door and started to take a shower.

He Xile had a rare holiday and didn't need to do anything, and the live broadcast was not suitable to start broadcasting early in the morning, so he held the idea of ​​"I must sleep until ten o'clock in one breath tomorrow", and slept comfortably with his tentacles in his arms Take a nap.

When I woke up, it was really high in the sun.

Warm light passed through the floor-to-ceiling windows and fell on the floor, illuminating a large area, but the tentacles had already left.

He Xile rolled twice on the big bed, stretched, but before he got up, his stomach started to growl.

"Very hungry." He sighed softly.

Look at the time, it's nine o'clock in the morning.

"It's a pity, I didn't achieve the achievement of sleeping until ten o'clock..." But now He Xile is very awake, doesn't feel sleepy, and is hungry again, so he just got up.

At this point in time, the two little black cats and His Majesty must have already eaten.He Xile hurried to the restaurant, but immediately saw His Majesty sitting not far away.

what.

It's rare.

Your Majesty usually eats quickly, but it's this time today, and he's still here?

He walked over curiously, raised his hand, and was about to say hello first, when he choked up.

...If you don't call His Majesty, should you continue to call Brother?

But His Majesty is more than 130 years old.

What do you call?

According to the other party's age, shouldn't He Xile be called grandpa?But is that too fancy? ?What if His Majesty becomes angry?Especially in front of His Majesty's face that looked too young, He Xile couldn't yell at all, and felt that it would be very rude to yell like this.

Just as he was hesitating, Wen Jiyu, who was not far away, had already turned his head.

There was a little interest in his red eyes: "It's all here, why don't you call someone?"

He Xile stood there, lost in thought.

——According to the information he had learned before, the current average lifespan of Haixinna people is five hundred years old. Because of the advancement of medical treatment and technology, this number is basically close to the final age of most Haixinna people.

Calculated according to five hundred years old, nearly six times more than human beings?

Then His Majesty is 130 years old this year, is it equivalent to a human... 22 years old?

At this age, I really should call him brother.

"elder brother."

He Xile immediately shouted with real emotion.