The last human in the entire empire

"Come to my room tonight."

Wen Jiyu focused his eyes on these words and let out a light snort.

——this human being.

Invite him over to sleep again.This is too much like him, right?When I went out to buy something, I actually remembered his share, and even praised him all the time when I was eating, haha.

...Wait, no.

Humans don't know that he is a big octopus.

So, this human being confessed to him, saying that he is very cool and a good person, but at the same time invited the big octopus to his room and bought things for the big octopus, but not for him as His Majesty? ? ?

Wen Jiyu: "..."

The problem just got bigger.

His Majesty frowned, looking at the terminal with increasingly gloomy eyes.

Humph.

Hateful humans.

How dare you try to step on two boats?

Let humans know how powerful he is tonight!

He Xile, who was queuing up, never received a reply from the big octopus, guessing that the other party should be busy.He didn't care, and started to concentrate on queuing instead.

The sun is shining.

He Xile soon broke into a little sweat.

After waiting for about 10 minutes, the team finally moved forward a little.

He Xile immediately probed and counted, and found that a total of seven people had left in this wave.

He blinked and muttered, "It seems to be pretty fast?"

The person standing in front of He Xile obviously heard what He Xile said, he turned his head slowly, and said in a sad tone: "Your Excellency, in fact, we have been standing here for more than 20 minutes before you came."

He Xile: "..."

what?

Ah this.

Isn't that nearly three 10 minutes and seven people?

In case someone wants to buy more, like him, he has to buy it for His Majesty and the big octopus, and the four accompanying guards must also buy it, plus his own...

This really has to be scheduled for the night, right? ?

Terrible! ! !

He Xile was dumbfounded for a moment.

He even wanted to certify the title of "National First-Class Retired Actor" on the spot.

The guard standing at the side saw He Xile's drooping ears in an instant, and he could roughly guess what your Excellency was thinking. He looked at He Xile gently with his eyes, walked over and said softly: "Your Excellency, you don't have to worry, you can do it today." Arrived. But it is too tiring for you humans to stand all the time. I will line up the line here. You can go to rest on the suspension vehicle. I will call you over when it is almost here."

He Xile: "That's so embarrassing."

After speaking, he changed his mind and felt that the physique of Hexinna people was indeed much better than that of humans, so he immediately gave up his position very honestly, "Then you stand here, thank you."

Less than a second before and after.

The attitude change is very natural.

People around who heard He Xile's words couldn't help laughing.

He Xile's ears also turned a little red.

He was a little embarrassed, told the guards a few words, and then returned to the suspension vehicle with the other three guards. After that, he did not rest, but took a few things, and then pedaled off the vehicle.

Running all the way, He Xile handed the things in his hands to the guards: "This is for cooling down, this is for sun protection..." After handing over all the things, and making sure that the guards in line were all equipped, He Xile went Back to the car again.

He sat upright and turned on the terminal: "I'll go live on Xingwang for a while, and call me if something happens. I'm sorry to bother you."

The guard immediately agreed.

When He Xile logged on to Starnet, he happened to see someone stationed in his live broadcast room discussing.

"Lanlan shouldn't be able to broadcast live. I just saw someone saying that he went to buy Liuxin shortbread. You also know that the store is very popular now. In reality, the production process is troublesome. It takes a long time to line up, so I should not be able to make it in time go back."

"Really? I thought Lanlan wouldn't go. Even if he wanted to eat, he could ask someone to help him go and line up. After all, his guardian isn't His Majesty, is he living in the palace?"

"Indeed, but many people broke the news, so it shouldn't be fake."

"Maybe you don't know how many people there are?"

He Xile couldn't help touching his nose.

——He really didn’t know.

He Xile raised his hand to tidy up his hairstyle, clicked to start the live broadcast, and the barrage in the live broadcast room immediately went up.

"Huh, is it open?"

"Didn't you say you went in line? It seems that this news is not allowed hahaha."

He Xile rolled his eyes and explained: "The news is still very accurate, but the guards of the palace saw the sun outside, so they didn't let me line up. He helped me line up. I'm in the suspension car now, so I'm afraid you may wait Come on, let's chat with you."

"Hahaha, it turned out to be like this."

"Wow, I even went to eat Lan Lan, which made me want to queue too..."

"Damn it, I don't live in the imperial capital, so I can't eat it at all, unless I take a spaceship to go there, but it's a bit too grand. So why is this store only open offline? Huh huh huh— hurry up and get it together, I want to eat delicious food without leaving home!"

"Me too."

"It should be preparing to engage in hunger marketing. Sigh."

"However, some people who have eaten it say that the shortbread is really delicious, it's not a loss."

"Am I the only one who cares about making paper lanterns in the afternoon?"

"That's right, if Lanlan is outside, can't she make paper lanterns?"

He Xile apologized: "Yes, this time I went online, I also want to say sorry to everyone. The video of making paper carving lamps in the afternoon may not start until later. After all, I have come here now, and many people said It's delicious, if you can't eat it, you will feel that the time on the road is wasted, but don't worry everyone, although it will be late, but I can definitely finish it today, and I will cut the video and post it on the Internet tomorrow, so that everyone can enjoy it. Let’s make it together as soon as possible!”

"It's okay, after all, Lanlan is chatting with us now, it's also a live broadcast."

Most people on the barrage expressed their understanding.

But at this moment, a person whose ID is KULA sent a barrage: "Ah? No, no? Is it really just me who is very dissatisfied now? Are you too easy to talk to? Lan Lan originally made an appointment with us It’s Lanlan’s mistake to make a paper carving lamp live broadcast in the afternoon, but it’s Lanlan’s mistake, do you think it’s enough to just apologize?”

"???"

"what's the situation??"

This person named KULA has the fan card of He Xile's live broadcast room, and his level is very high visible to the naked eye. He doesn't look like a sunspot at all, but what he said now...

For a while, the speed at which the barrage was sent slowed down.

When He Xile saw the barrage, he was also a little nervous.

But indeed, as that person said, if you do something wrong, you are doing it wrong.

He Xile looked at the camera seriously: "Sorry, this matter is indeed my fault, I didn't plan my time well. Because the paper carving lamp is very beautiful, there must be a cutie waiting for me to do the rest of the steps , if you have been full of expectations, but when the time comes, it is a very, very uncomfortable thing..."

He clasped his hands together and repeated, "I'm sorry, I'm really, really sorry."

KULA: "... Cough, you don't need to continue to apologize. Anyway, apology alone is definitely not enough. No matter how you say it, you have to give some compensation. I don't make it difficult for you. You can choose one of the benefits that everyone gave you last time. "

"……what?"

"??? Fu, Welfare???"

"Grass, my 80-meter broadsword just cut it directly, but I didn't expect to cut it by mistake! My friend, don't read private messages, and don't take it seriously!"

"Laughing to death, I never expected that this person is looking for Lanlan to ask for welfare, we are wrong!"

He Xile blinked.

He relaxed a little, with a soft tone in his voice: "Of course."

"Lanlan looks so good."

"Fortunately, I'm not really blaming Lanlan. Otherwise, Lanlan might cry out on the spot. You see, Lanlan's eyes are full of water now. Woohoo, my heart hurts so much, mom hugs me."

"I actually want to see Lanlan cry..."

"? Hmm? Are you a devil in front?? Your Majesty is already on his way."

He Xile couldn't laugh or cry: "No, no, I won't cry. I did something wrong, and if I cry, it seems like someone else made a mistake. No, the water you see should be highlights? Cough, this time The situation is indeed that I didn't think carefully, and I need to give you some benefits. Or just choose randomly this time and see what you will get..."

He opened the previous list of benefits, closed his eyes, and was a little casual.

Opening his eyes again, He Xile said: "What kind of Haixinna does Lanlan like the most?"

"Oh oh oh which sister asked this question? It's really—— well done!"

"No, actually, I want to know Lanlan's criteria for choosing a mate..."

"Indeed, Lanlan is already an adult, so she can start thinking about such things."

He Xile blushed.

But speaking of it this way, at He Xile's current age, if he hadn't suffered from a serious illness, he would have already successfully entered college, so it's time to start dating...

Thinking of this, He Xile's heartbeat accelerated a lot.

at the same time.

inside the palace.

Wen Jiyu originally only listened to the voice of He Xile's live broadcast room as the background sound, but when he heard He Xile read the phrase "welfare", his hand holding the pen paused, and he couldn't help but look up, staring at the terminal to put it out screen.

In the picture at this time, He Xile is obviously embarrassed, the two ears on the top of the head are shaking, the pinnae of the ears are extremely red, and the cheeks are also pink, and he is thinking, as if he is thinking about what to do answer this question.

Wen Ji and snorted.

This question really needs to be difficult.

——Human beings have always liked him the most, there is no doubt about it, but if the other party hastily said something based on his second characteristics, personality, etc., they would be immediately found to be talking about His Majesty, so wouldn't that be equivalent to a public confession up?

How embarrassing that is.

Those boring people might even persuade humans not to like him.

Wen Jiyu thought to himself, one thing more is worse than one thing less, and he allowed this human being to confuse others with what he said was true or false.

on the screen.

He Xile: "Should we start with the second characteristic first? In fact, I have always felt that the second characteristic is like a gift from heaven to Haixinna people. Although occasionally there will be some... small troubles, such as my previous The big tail and now the ears, it would be inappropriate to reveal my true thoughts, but its benefits are also obvious."

"But I still have a personal preference."

He Xile smiled brightly, "I like everything furry! It feels good to the touch, and it's very comfortable to hold in my arms, hehehe."

Wen Jiyu: "..."