The last human in the entire empire

Your uncle's.

He Xile felt a little bad all over.

Let’s not talk about foot fetishism or not, he likes to pinch the paws of two kittens because the other’s paws are small, the fur is easy to touch, there are soft pads, pinching like QQ candy It feels very good in the hand.What's so good about the tentacles! ! ?It's smooth and tender, although it feels good to the touch, but it will only remind He Xile of a sizzling octopus, okay? ? ?

His majesty's brain circuit is too strange!

Seeing that He Xile was still not moving, Wen Ji and frowned, he looked He Xile up and down: "Why, you're so excited, you're all dumbfounded?"

indeed.

In order to prevent accidents, Wen Jiyu usually only sent a tentacle to find He Xile, but now he saw that there can be many jiojio at first glance, and he personally nodded, telling this human being that he can masturbate freely without worrying about the eyes of others The kind, the human being must be very excited.

Voila.

Now I stand in place for a long time, not knowing what to say.

Really.

Wen Jiyu made up his mind that he must treat human beings better in the future, at least let human beings see this kind of "big scene" again, and not behave so badly.

Moreover, this point is also reflected from the side. Although the two have known each other for more than half a year, and have even switched relationships and started dating, as the current boyfriend of a human being, he has a lot of love for the human race and He Xile's personal preferences. , still know too little.

——For example, before today, Wen Jiyu had no idea that He Xile actually liked pinching jiojio.

Wen Jiyu saw that He Xile still didn't move, and planned to give He Xile some time to adapt.He came to the side, sat gracefully on the soft chair, opened the terminal, and prepared to deal with daily affairs.

"Don't worry, I have an afternoon and evening waiting for you, you can take your time."

The tentacles are very excited, thinking of getting in close contact with He Xile, everyone wants to jump on He Xile, looking forward to becoming He Xile's first "rolling" character.

He Xile: "..."

It's really yours.

He Xile pushed the tentacles to prevent the heavyweights from pressing them up, and wondered uncertainly if this continued, would he set up a barbecue on the spot.

I don't know if there is such a ready-made tool in the palace...

Let guard 131 get it now, is it too late?

The tentacles were too enthusiastic, He Xile sighed softly, and just as he was about to speak, he saw at a glance that although he seemed to be staring at the terminal, he was actually secretly observing his message.

There was an imperceptible look of expectation on His Majesty's face.

...that's all.

With a blank expression, He Xile found a pen and sat on the sofa: "Line in the same order as before."

The tentacles lined up obediently immediately.

He Xile began to make marks.

Wen Jiyu was peeking at General He Xile at first, he was a little puzzled when he saw this, he frowned and asked, "Why are you doing that?"

He Xile: "Encode the number, otherwise it will be too troublesome to observe who is coming every time."

Wen sent and a meal.

He shifted his gaze a little: "Can you tell them apart?"

He Xile was using a pen to draw small stars on the tentacles, and the tentacles seemed to feel itchy from the tip of the pen, and twisted around next to He Xile, so he had to stretch out his hand to fix it, and said, "Of course, they have different personalities. , You may not be able to see it at first, but you will know it after a long time of contact."

Wen Jiyu: "..."

He Xile may not feel it when he said this, but as the master of these tentacles, Wen Jiyu can clearly feel the joy of the tentacles at this moment.

——Although everyone in Haixinna understands that the tentacles of the octopus have sub-brains and have their own thoughts and consciousness, most people do not regard the tentacles as independent individuals.

Not to mention others, even the guards who are always loyal to the royal family and Wen Jiyu, who know part of the truth, generally regard the tentacles as Wen Jiyu.

He Xile was the first one to number the tentacles and be able to tell the difference between them.

well.

It is indeed the person he fancy.

Wen Jiyu was satisfied and continued to work.

He Xile finished marking the eight tentacles, and played with them for a while, but there were eight tentacles in total, but He Xile only had one. After a while, he became tired.

Falling down on the sofa, He Xile said, "It's getting late, I'm going to broadcast live."

Without waiting for the tentacles to respond, he hastily logged into the star network.

Standing in the snow, He Xile did not move, but looked complicated.

——He suddenly felt that just now he acted like a newly married wife and was in the honeymoon period. As a result, his wife wanted too much, and he was completely unable to cope with it. A useless man with a chance to breathe...

He Xile could even hear a voice whispering in his ear, just eight tentacles, it's only been less than half an hour, you can't do it!You are still not a man!

hateful!

It seems that he has to strengthen his training!

With secret thoughts in mind, He Xile made a new schedule for himself, and then started the live broadcast.

"Lanlan is here! Hurry up! The Snow Wang Festival has started, let's build a snowman together."

"What's so fun about making a snowman? Why don't you go skiing!"

"I prefer snowball fights. There is a large-scale snowball fight in the center of the city. Do you want to sign up for Lan Lan? There is one event for every 100 people."

"With Lanlan's small body, she will be stunned..."

"What are you afraid of? It's Xingwang anyway."

"Don't argue for now, I suggest that Lanlan come to the snack street first, the food here is absolutely amazing, it's so delicious."

"Yes, yes, Lanlan comes to the snack street first!"

Numerous barrages flooded up.

He Xile was dazzled, but in the end he felt that eating was more important, and this time there were quite a few calls for He Xile to go to the snack street. Maybe it was because everyone wanted him to try the food first, and then go to the food stalls according to the strategy he gave—— This kind of thing has happened before.

He Xile decided to listen to them.

As soon as he arrived at the snack street along the coordinates, He Xile was staggered and staggered, and it took him a while to finally stand still—there were too many people in the snack street, more than in the previous wave festival.

I don’t know if there are any special delicacies that I haven’t eaten before!

He Xile was full of anticipation, and before he could take two steps, he was suddenly forcibly stuffed with a bunch of food that looked like candied haws by a stranger.

The red candied haws, which is the size of a small lantern fruit, looks different from the hawthorn on the earth. It looks like an upside-down flower. It starts from the bottom and goes from big to small. It also makes people very appetizing.

"It looks so good, is it for me?" He Xile raised his head, and before he had time to thank the man, two more skewers were stuffed into his hands.

He couldn't help being stunned, holding three bunches of candied haws in his hand, standing in the middle of the snack street with a confused look on his face.

Why is everyone feeding him?

It wasn't the first time he came here, but it was the first time he received so many feeds, and the feeds were all the same thing - candied haws.

At the same time as the idea came to his head, several people rushed over and stuffed the beautifully shaped candied haws into He Xile's hands. He Xile immediately turned pale with shock: "I can't hold it anymore."

He can't eat so many candied haws by himself.

At this speed, in less than 10 minutes, he will become a seller of candied haws!

"I'm dying of laughter, Lanlan is dumbfounded."

"Cough, don't be nervous, Lanlan. This is actually a feature of the Wangxue Festival. Give the candied haws entrusted with love to someone you like, and that person will have a smooth and successful career in the new year. That’s why our Haixinna’s candied haws are made into a bunch, the bottom is bigger and the top is smaller.”

He Xile suddenly realized.

It turned out to be the case.

But that's too much.

He Xile was a little embarrassed.

"Hahaha, Lanlan just accept it, anyway, it's Xingwang's food, it won't spoil, and it won't be wasted. This is the only event, and this is a year's supply!"

"That's right, Lan Lan occasionally thinks about it in the future, or feels that her luck is bad, so she takes out a bunch and eats it, and the bad luck will fly away immediately! Good luck will come!"

What the netizen said was very reasonable. Anyway, in Xingwang, He Xile didn't want to let others down, so he accepted all the orders, and put the candied haws that he couldn't hold in his package.

From the snack street to the end of the snack street, He Xile was stuffed with hundreds of strings of candied haws.

He himself was not idle. After learning the meaning of candied haws from the bullet screen, He Xile bought a lot at the store on Xingwang, and sent them to anyone he saw.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"This is too happy—"

"It's really Lanlan!! Ah, mom, did you see that? I actually met Lanlan by chance! I also received the candied haws that Lanlan gave me, so happy!! Yes, I can take pictures with you Do you have a group photo? I really like you, woo woo woo."

"I'm also going to the snack street where Lanlan is to collect candied haws, woo woo woo."

"Let's form a team together!!"

It takes a lot of time to go back and forth.

Another bunch of candied haws was sent out, He Xile glanced at the package, and sent it away.

He said to the camera: "Okay, today's candied haws have been sent out, and it's not too early. The live broadcast is over here. Don't be sad if you haven't received it. The Wangxue Festival lasts for three days. There is another chance tomorrow. You can go to the Come on, I'm at Teacher Sang Qian's place in the morning, and I basically don't know how to surf the Internet."

"Okay, okay, tomorrow I will guard Lanlan!"

"I already got the candied haws, so happy, hehehe."

He Xile rolled his eyes.

Although the journey in the snack street was very tiring, and He Xile didn't eat anything delicious because he was busy collecting and distributing candied haws, but seeing the bright smiles on the faces of those who were distributed candied haws, thinking of them At least today is a day of happiness, and He Xile feels that all of this is worth it.

so good.

He Xile was in a very good mood.

He was about to go offline when he suddenly received a message from Wen Jiyu: "Coordinates, come."

He Xile immediately clicked on the coordinates to send them over.

With a heavy weight, He Xile fell to the ground, and He Xile stepped into the thick and soft snow.

The snow here is very thick, reaching He Xile's calf. He stood up and raised his head. The weather was clear. At a glance, there were mountains stretching in the distance. The mountains were all covered with white snow, corresponding to the blue sky. There are a few trees not far away, all of which are covered with beautiful rime, shining brightly when the sun shines.

So beautiful.

He Xile exclaimed, "Wow."

He admired the perfect scenery, looked at His Majesty who was not far away, and walked over in the snow. Before the other party could speak, he opened the package and took out a bunch of candied haws from inside.

"Dangdang, look what I brought you!"

He Xile stuffed the candied haws into Wen Jiyu's hands.

Wen Jiyu looked at the candied haws in his hand.

The bright red, highly saturated flower-like fruit is covered with a layer of icing sugar, which looks particularly beautiful against the snow.

He paused: "... for me?"

"Of course." He Xile said, "Don't you give this to the Snow Festival? I hope that you who receive this bunch of candied haws can be happy this year!"

And the color of this fruit is similar to the color of His Majesty's eyes.

So lovely.

Wen Jiyu was also staring at the candied haws in his hand, he twisted the slender sticks with his slender fingers, and the small flowers on the gourd strings immediately spun with the strength.

Looking at He Xile, Wen Jiyu frowned and said, "I didn't prepare this for you."

"It's okay, I received a lot today." He Xile shared his package with Wen Ji and Kan, and he blinked, "And the Wangxue Festival lasts for three days, and today is only the first day."

Wen Jiyu: "...um."

He Xile thought to himself, His Majesty's brain cells in this area should be 0.

——He was the one who gave He Xile a gift without looking at it, and bought it directly on the shopping app with one click, and gave him hundreds of packages in one go. The point is, those things were all from the shopping app. Recommendations for preferences, most of them are very useless to He Xile.

He is also a person who can tip hundreds of millions in unknown in the live broadcast room without mentioning it, taking it for granted.

Of course, He Xile would not ask such a fool to suddenly become enlightened at the Snow-Watching Festival, so that he could do everything.

The problem is not big.

For such small details in the future, he will just teach His Majesty.

He Xile didn't bother with this matter.

There was no wind around, and the sun was warm on his body. Looking at this white world, He Xile guessed that this place should belong to His Majesty's private space.

He couldn't hold back, and lay facelessly on the snow, rolling back and forth.

After rolling twice, He Xile looked at Wen Jiyu who was eating candied haws, secretly rolled a snowball, got up and threw it at Wen Jiyu.

He Xile had a good shot, the snowball just hit Wen Jiyu's collar, and snow fell all over him.

Wen Jiyu: "?"

He Xile laughed loudly, and said provocatively, "Come and play."

The two looked at each other, Wen Jihe put the candied haws into the package, they had a tacit understanding and bent down almost at the same time.

He Xile quickly rolled a snowball, thinking with pride that with his proficiency, Wen Jiyu, who had never played this kind of game, would definitely not be able to beat him.

Unexpectedly, when he looked up again, he saw a snowball as big as his head magnified in his eyes. The next second, his nose hurt, and He Xile sat on the snow with his ass hit.

how so! ! !

He Xile's face was covered with snow, and it was chilly. He raised his hand and slammed it twice, looking a little depressed - Wen Ji stood in the snow with his arms folded, not moving at all, while eight huge tentacles surrounded him. His whole body worked together, and quickly formed another snowball that was even bigger than before.

The tentacles also seemed to feel that the snowball was a little too much, and hesitated for a while. Although they raised it subconsciously, they didn't throw it towards He Xile.

... This scene is so oppressive!

He Xile: "..."

I wanted to play snowball fights with you, but you obviously wanted me to die...

The strange desire to win and lose has increased.jpg

He Xile didn't move, neither Wen Ji nor moved. The two people looked at each other for a while, He Xile's face collapsed, and he sat cross-legged on the ground. Will you really want to throw this snowball on me? I will definitely die."

die?

Indeed, humans seem very fragile.

The snowball that was not particularly big to Wen Jiyu just now could knock a human being to the ground, not to mention this snowball that was twice as big as before.

Smell and glance at the tentacles.

The tentacles looked at each other sharply, and at the same time quickly put the snowball on the ground, as far away as possible, trying their best to separate themselves from the huge snowball.

Wen Jiyu coughed lightly and touched his nose: "Why? I just want to build a snowman with you."

He Xile: "..."

fuck you.

I almost believed it.

Although the tentacles usually look silly, they are very good at this aspect. After hearing Wen Jiyu's words, they started to work hard again. After a while, a huge snowman's body came out.

Noticing He Xile's gaze, he patted the snowman's round and firm body with his pointed tentacles, as if to say, "Look, shall we make it?"

He Xile couldn't laugh or cry.

"Shall we build a snowman's head together?"

Wen Jiyu did not know when he came to He Xile's side.

He bent down slightly, and stretched out his hand to He Xile.