pure love tyrant

Chapter 169 Camping & Meat Thief

In order to keep himself alive, Fu Heisher released his son very unconscionably, leaving the boy at a loss for what to do in the male public relations department.

Fujido Jing: Brother Fuhei, are you still satisfied with what I brought you?

Fu Heihui: Thank you so much, senior sister!

After observing for a few days, he found that Xun didn't mean to ask more questions, and Shir, who was secretly relieved, continued his camping preparations.

After a few days of selection, Shier chose a place among the mountains abroad, where there is a clearer sky and a wider view than urban areas, and there are rivers and lakes with the same beautiful scenery nearby. It is very suitable for boating, fishing, barbecue, and watching the stars.

Everything was ready, and after calling to inform the three children at home, the couple went out with light luggage.

At dusk, the two arrived at their destination in a rented car.

The orange light at dusk spills into the woodland through the treetops, covering everything with a warm halo. The strange-shaped tree roots and crawling insects have become much cuter, just like entering a fairy tale world.

What makes me most happy is the huge lake surrounded by mountains and green trees. The color is like tourmaline, and the plane is like a mirror. Occasionally, birds pass by, and the circles of ripples are so beautiful.

Xun can already imagine the beautiful scene of the moon in the sky and the moon in the lake after night falls.

"call--"

He took a deep breath of the fresh air rich in oxygen ions, then exhaled freely, half of the fatigue flew away immediately.

Xundengdeng rushed back to the car, with a tiger pounce, hugged Shier from behind, and rubbed his face against the man's generous back happily: "Mr. Shier, I really like this place!"

Shi'er was just taking things like tents and barbecue grills out of Ugly Treasure's mouth, when he was caught in such a pounce, his body remained motionless, and he took the woman hanging behind his back, unloaded the things to the ground, and then took care of the woman. buttocks.

"Oh, how can I thank you?"

"I'll make you a delicious meal later!"

After answering with high spirits, Xun Yigulu fell off Shier's back, picked up a bucket and ran towards the forest: "I'll go find some wild vegetables and mushrooms."

"Wait, Xun, I—" She ran away so fast that even before Shi Er could make a sound to stop her, she disappeared.

"—with meat."

Clicking his head with a headache, Shi Er looked up at the mountains in the distance and the sky that was getting darker but still clear, and his mood improved a lot.

"As expected of me, I really know how to choose."

With a cigarette in his mouth, Shier opened the tent manual and began to study how to put up a square tent.

The moon hangs on the tops of the willows, and on a flat and dry ground by the lake, there is a large tent with sunshade, and a large bonfire is lit next to the tent.

A pot was hanging beside the bonfire, and the freshly picked mushrooms and sliced ​​bacon were rolling in the pot, exuding bursts of tempting aroma.

Sitting at the small table set up, Xun skewered the sliced ​​meat and mushrooms on bamboo sticks for later barbecue.

Not far away, Shier was sitting on a high rock by the lake, staring intently at the luminous float.

The fishing rod is highly recommended by the boss when buying a tent, saying that camping without a fishing rod is like climbing without a pickaxe!

Shi Er thought that he had never played fishing before, so he bought it. Now that the line is in the water and the man is on the shore, it has been an hour, and the small plastic bucket at the man's feet is still empty, with nothing to catch.

Shier: Gradually losing patience jpg

At this moment, the fish floated, Shi Er raised his brows, grabbed the fishing rod and lifted it up vigorously.

The fish came out of the water with a black mass on the hook and jumped out of the water.

Take a closer look, good guy, a group of water plants.

Shir: ...

The veins on the forehead burst, and the patience was completely exhausted.

Shi Er resolutely folded the fishing rod in half, threw it behind him, took off his T-shirt, and jumped directly into the silver-shimmering lake.

No matter what fishing rod you use, a real man should catch fish with his bare hands!

Hearing the sound of splashing water, Xun looked up, but there was no trace of anyone on the shore.

"Mr. Shear?"

Walking over, I only saw the remains of the fishing rod on the ground and a black T-shirt that still had a little body heat.

A big drop of sweat slid down the forehead of Xun who understood everything in an instant.

Shier is like this, when he doesn't care, he doesn't care about anything, but if he really wants to be serious, he's better than anyone else - the kind who won't give up until he reaches his goal.

It's like the current fishing. He obviously brought a lot of ingredients and there is no shortage of this fish, but he wants to compete, so he--

cute.

Sitting on the shore, Xun Tuochi gave a soft laugh.

Like a child.

Just as he was distracted, the lake was splashing, and a big fish flew out of the lake, fell to the ground, and jumped in panic.

Then came the second and the third.

Finally, clattering, the biggest mermaid came ashore.

A line of water droplets dripped continuously from the tip of the hair, jaw, and chest. The man shook off the water on his face like a big dog, and then brushed the broken hair stuck to his forehead behind his head, triumphantly: " I just say it’s faster to catch fish that way.”

Find: poof.

"Mr. Shier, a young expert at catching fish, hurry up and dry off the water, the temperature in the forest is low."

"Xun, I'm going to eat the biggest one later! That fish is the most cunning! I caught it several times before I caught it." Shi Er, who was walking away, did not forget to turn around to remind him.

"I know~" Xun squatted down, knocked the fish unconscious with a stone, and took out his dagger to deal with it on the spot, "Fish, fish, please go at ease, I will cook you deliciously."

Beside the tent, drying his body with a towel, Shier took out the spare clothes from Ugly Bao's mouth, and then took out a rabbit earring.

"this is not……"

The man smiled.

Walking back to the campfire, Xun put the cleaned fish on the grill and sprinkled it with spices.He tilted his head to look at the prepared food, soup, barbecue, and seaweed rice balls.

After thinking about it, I decided to make another wild vegetable salad.

Salad dressing was not found.

Xun looked at the food box that he had rummaged through, and frowned.

She clearly remembered to bring it.

"Mr. Shir, where did you see the salad dressing—"

The rest of the words were silenced from Xing's mouth.

Shi Er was standing behind her, and seeing her turn her head, she quite frankly showed his "idea" that came up on the spur of the moment.

The black rabbit ears on the top of the man's head flickered.

Except for the black cuffs on the wrists and the small black bow tie on the neck, the upper body is bare.

The top of the buttocks wrapped in tight leather pants is adorned with a black fluffy rabbit tail, which swayed slightly as the man turned around seemingly carelessly but with ulterior motives.

What a "big" black rabbit.

Xing's brain was shut down, and the salad bowl in his hand fell to the ground.

Shi Er bent the corners of his lips, very satisfied with the effect he had created, he took out the dog ear headband he had worn before, and put it on Xun who was already completely stupid.

Then he pointed to himself: "Rabbit."

Pointing again: "Wolf."

"Forest theme ~ it fits well, doesn't it?"

Xun came back to his senses, thought for a while, looked at Shier, and confirmed again: "Rabbit?"

Shir: "Rabbit."

Xun: "Understood."

She pointed to the delicious grilled meat and grilled fish on the grill, and said solemnly: "Mr. Shier doesn't have to think about those things, rabbits can't eat them."

Then he dug out a bag of carrots from the food box and waved it in front of the man:

"This is your dinner."

Shir: "..."

The rabbit ears can't stand up.

"It's such a happy decision." Xun turned and went to cut the carrot.

Shi Er grabbed the man back, stuck him in his arms, and raised his hands, "Rabbits don't eat carrots, they want meat."

Xun grabbed this hand that was scratching his waist, but he couldn't stop the other hand. He resisted with his hand, and retorted with his mouth: "Wolves only eat meat!"

Then Mr. Rabbit and Miss Wolf almost fought over the question of who eats meat and who eats radishes.

The reason for the near miss was because of the sudden green smoke rising from the grill and the wafting smell of paste, which frightened Miss Wolf to jump out of Mr. Rabbit's arms.

Frantically transferring the meat skewers from the grill to the iron plate on the side, Xuncai heaved a sigh of relief and flipped through them. Fortunately, they were burnt a little, just cut them off with a dagger.

Mr. Rabbit, with black rabbit ears crooked, squatted beside her, grunting loudly in his stomach.

Xun looked at him in surprise.

Mr. Rabbit looked back at her.

Why, don't you let them eat or even look at them?

Then, Mr. Rabbit continued to stare at the barbecue, as if the thunderous grunt in his stomach was not from him.

Searching:"……"

"Open your mouth!"

Mr. Rabbit opened his mouth very quickly, and a piece of roasted beef was delivered.

Fresh and delicious food filled his mouth, Mr. Rabbit narrowed his eyes with satisfaction,

Then a meat skewer was handed over.

Before he finished eating, a bowl of fragrant mushroom broth was presented to him again.

After biting off the bamboo stick, just enough to bite into the last piece of fat meat, Mr. Rabbit sent the bamboo stick to the mouth of Miss Wolf, who was serious about grilling the meat.

Come with a sincere smile.

Miss Wolf muttered a few words, but still opened her mouth and bit off the piece of meat.

The two who had been in a mess just now lived together peacefully, eating while roasting, slowly filling their hungry stomachs.

After all, you need to have enough physical strength to do anything.

The aroma of food floated far away, deep in the forest, two motionless figures who had fallen on the ground bounced up suddenly, with a faint green light flashing from their eyes.

It's food!delicious food!

The two figures turned into an afterimage, and ran towards the direction where the fragrance came from, like mad dogs.

The cold beer just taken out of the car refrigerator, after a while, the wall of the glass is already covered with water droplets.

Unzipping the buckle, took a quick gulp, and let out a satisfied sigh.

“Barbecue with beer! Excellent!”

"Take a good sip, your juice is here."

Shi Er mercilessly took away the cold beer in Xun's hand and replaced it with a can of mango juice.

Ever since the hot spring incident, Shi Er has made up his mind that when he is outside, he must not let that Xun drink.

This time, seeing that the alcohol content of the beer was not high, I reluctantly agreed to take a sip.

Of course Xun knew that Shi Er was caring about him, so he sipped his juice and said with a smile, "Mr. Shi Er has never been drunk, has he?"

"No."

"Want to taste what it's like to be drunk?"

Nothing that Shi Er said now would be surprising, he continued to eat the barbecue, noncommittal: "If there is a chance."

"Okay~~"

Shi'er has never been drunk, whether it's Baixiong's vodka or Erguotou over there.

After thinking about it, it is estimated that only aged storm spirits are suitable.

That is a peerless spirit recognized by all elements of ancient wine!

The smell of alcohol is so strong that you can almost see it. Ordinary people will get drunk when they smell it, and they will fall asleep for three days and three nights after taking a small sip. Such a strong alcohol should be okay, right?

However, when he left last time, Chen's winery seemed to be caught in a family dispute. After so long, it should have been resolved.

When I came back to my senses, I found that even I was still eating.

This is a few catties of meat, aren't you afraid to last?

I touched his belly, it was still tight, not even a slight bulge, and looking at myself, my stomach was stretched out.

Doesn't Heaven and the Tyrant also include a tyrant's ability to digest?

"Is it so eager to eat just after eating?"

A low voice of ridicule came from the top of his head. Shi'er, with his rabbit ears tilted, looked at the woman who was stroking his pectoral and abdominal muscles jokingly.

"Yes, what about you? Mr. Shier." Xun smiled and replied.

My wife has orders, how dare I not obey.

Throwing back the bamboo stick in his hand, Shi Er picked up Xun Da and walked into the tent.

"The direction is wrong. Over there." Xun pointed to the lake.

Want a water fight?That's okay too!

"Okay. Stop."

Xun fell to the ground, untied the rope of the boat by the lake, jumped on it first, and said with a smile, "I can't wait to go boating."

Shir: "..."

Gee.

Shi Er has never paddled a boat before, but this simple manipulation did not bother him at all. After Xun taught him the trick, he quickly mastered the technique, and he could do several strokes with just a little support.

I left all the search to him, and looked at the expressionless man with a smile on his cheek: "Don't be so ugly, look, how beautiful the scenery is."

Just as Xun wanted.

At this time, the moon was in the middle of the sky, and the sky was cloudless and penetrating. The crescent moon seemed to be getting closer to them, bright and big.You can even see the shadow of the crater above.

And the nameless lake under their feet, like a mirror, reflected everything in the sky, and their boat passed the lake gently, as if flying on the moon.

The moon in the sky and the moon in the lake are like a dream.

No.

It was a scene he had never dreamed of.

Now you can see it in reality.

Shi Er withdrew his gaze and looked at the woman who was concentrating on the lake and the moonlit night scene, his eyes softened unconsciously.

Such a beautiful day, presumably he will be able to see more in the future.

"Boom."

There was a slight noise from the shore.

With a movement of his ears, Shier looked towards the shore.

I saw two groups of figures appearing around the campfire at some point, one was fat and huge, the other was petite and slender.Two figures gathered around the grill of the bonfire, devouring the leftover food in a storm.

It looks like an animal, but can an animal find the grill so accurately?

Shi Er quietly stood up straight.

"how?"

Shi Erbi made a silent gesture, then pointed to the shore.

Thief who steals food.

Look for him and ask him, what should I do?

Grasp.

Their location was a bit far from the shore, and Shi Er reckoned that they couldn't jump over, so they had to run over.

Shi Er picked up Xun and kicked the boat hard, and a huge hole was smashed through the bottom of the boat.

Then, he ran across the water at super fast speed.

Searching:"??"

This seems to be water, not ice.

When the people on the shore noticed the huge movement coming from the lake, Shier had already run to the shore.

At this moment, Xun finally saw the thief's face clearly, his eyes widened in surprise.

panda? ? ?

The plump figure in front of him, under the light of the fire, with black and white fur, is a giant panda!But what doesn't match the simple and honest body is that this panda has a pair of wretched small eyes.

The other petite figure was a beautiful girl with a ponytail, her face was dirty, and she was wearing a Chinese-style white training suit, which was already very tattered.

A panda and a girl, this strange combination became flustered after seeing Shi Er and Xun appear.

"You guys are quite courageous."

The man with rabbit ears clenched his fists and looked at the two thieves with a grin.

Violent rabbit man beats people up online.

Countdown.

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