pure love tyrant

Xia Youjie dragged Wutiao Wu, who had no self-consciousness of a goddess, and grinned at Xiao Shierbi's middle finger, back into the treasure ship.

Surrounded by a group of tourists with blank faces, Xia Youjie had no choice but to suppress his anger, put on a Buddha's smile, comfort him with kind words, and then greet the nearby civet cats pretending to be crows and tengus , changed some tricks to draw the attention of tourists away.

Seeing the tourists returning to laughter and laughter, Xia Youjie heaved a sigh of relief, and then turned back to the resting place of the treasure ship. Super gorgeous sailboat.

As soon as he turned around, Buddha became a late lady.

The five "celestial girls" didn't notice anything, and they were still vividly talking about what they saw just now to Jia Ruzizi, who was wearing a fake beard and holding a cattail fan, pretending to be a longevity old man.

"... That guy has become a brat, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, and he's still being hugged by his wife, shouldn't he still be fed by his wife? Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter!"

The goddess was pounding the table and laughing, and the marshmallows on the table were scattered all over the floor.

There are two dark circles under his eyes, no matter how you look at it, it has nothing to do with longevity. With a cigarette between his fingers, Watson pointed out the blind spot: "Where is the curse that can transform the zero-power Heaven and Curse? I really want to Look."

Gojo Satoru, who was reminded, thumped his palm: "That's right, I forgot, that guy Fuheshier is very immune to curses."

"Hmm... I'll ask Fu Hei later. She's much easier to talk to than that guy."

Gojo Gojo showed an expression of wanting to make trouble, "The curse that can make the sky and the curse smaller is definitely not simple. I just don't know if the curse is still there..."

"Hey, five seniors."

Haibara Yu, who was pretending to be a cloth bag monk, winked vigorously at Gojo Satoru, who tilted his head to think about the problem.

"If the curse is still there, and it's done well, it seems that the old oranges can step down immediately, but it's not worthwhile to give the old oranges a few decades of good life for nothing."

Gojo Satoru, who was talking to himself, didn't realize at all that Xia Youjie, who had a dark face, had already stood behind him.

The kind Huibara wanted to remind him, but was held back by Kento Nanami who was holding a fishing rod and dressed as Ebisu.

Jianren Nanami: Watch the movie well.

Hui Yuanxiong: Received.

Xia Youjie waited for Gojo Wu to finish talking to himself before he said,

"Wuwei is so serious about innovating the magic world, it is touching and touching. Don't worry, we will help you."

Gojo Satoru was pleasantly surprised: "Then I'll go find Fuhei now!" He was about to take off.

Xia Youjie had a vein on his forehead, but there was still a smile on the corner of his mouth.He stepped on Tiannv's skirt: "What's the hurry, my eyeliner is everywhere in the amusement park, I want to find Fu Hei, it's just a matter of my words, before that—"

"Wu first help me get the climax of the parade, the dance of Tiantian girls?"

Gojo Satoru vigorously waved the toy lute in his hand (almost hit Nanami Jianren), and then shook the wig on his head (Glass: Shake it off again!): "I'm Benzaiten, why am I always in the sky? girl?"

Xia Youjie smiled and said, "It's hard work for those who can. Tourists like Wu's Benzaiten very much. I think only Wu can dance to the essence of the dance of Tiantian Girl! Everyone said, right."

The Seven Lucky Gods Toshitoshi, Ebisu Nanami Kento: "Yes!"

Budai monk Hui Yuanxiong also nodded under the gaze of the other two: "Senior Wutiao's celestial girl costume is very amazing! She looks better than most female stars!"

The praise of the younger generation, Gojo Satoru is still very useful. After thinking for three seconds, the white-haired goddess shook her head confidently, "Since everyone is looking forward to it, then I will present a song to everyone!"

Immediately, as if thinking of something, he asked again: "Who will play Amaterasu?"

Seeing that everyone was pointing their fingers at him, the strongest Gojo Satoru frowned, "I think you guys are ganging up on me, but I have no proof."

Jia Ruozi explained in a very serious way: "God Amaterasu is going to descend from the sky, and you are the only one who can fly among us, who else is it?"

Xia Youjie followed closely behind: "After the Tiantian girl dances, I will let the civet cats stage a big illusion scene, and you can change your identity while that is going on."

Jianren Qihai: "Amaterasu is also a woman, which can save the time of changing clothes for seniors."

Haibara Yu: "I think only Gojo-senpai can act like the shining Amaterasu! Because Gojo-senpai is just like Amaterasu, a dazzling person!"

Wutiaowu: "..."

Wutiao "Goddess" has a serious face: "There is nothing I Wutiaowu can't do! It's on me!"

Nitrate, Jie, Qiqiqi gave Huiyuan a thumbs up.

Nice job.

Hui Yuanxiong wiped his nose: "I really think so. Wujo senior is so strong, standing at a height that we will never be able to reach, looking at him. It seems that the endless battle with the curse spirit is not so difficult."

Jianren Qihai: "I understand, Huiyuan."

The financial officer of the Panxing Cult, the current Ebisu God, carried a toy fishing rod on his shoulders and looked at Gojo Satoru, who was standing on the bow of the boat and blowing kisses at the tourists.

"He is the most dazzling light in the magic world."

In the amusement park, the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts continued.

The curse spirits "Dharma Tumbler" and "Pepetus Woman" opened the way.The treasure ship in the middle carries the seven gods of good fortune, mainly Benzaiten and Daikokuten, followed by demons and ghosts transformed by tanuki cats.

Yatengu and Guhuo birds flew above people's heads; Fengshen drove the dark clouds and blew out whirlwinds one after another, and Leishen beat the thunder drum in his hand to make a rumbling thunder.

In the crowd, Gap Girl and Kayako flashed from time to time, and children could see Zashiki Doji pat the ball, and Kamaitachi running very fast.

Perfect appearance, ultra-real magic effects.

All of this is like a super magnet, attracting more tourists and creating more topics.

Ling Huan Xinlong, who did not show up at the scene, was very happy to send a congratulatory message to the leader.

The photos and short videos uploaded by tourists spontaneously have formed the tag of Amusement Park Hyakki Night Walk on the Internet, and the popularity is still rising.

Judging from this momentum, the opening of the amusement park business is considered a success.This wave of money-free publicity has spread, and there is basically no need to worry about the follow-up traffic of the amusement park.

Xia Youjie was very satisfied.

There is nothing more satisfying than seeing your hard work pay off.

What Linghuan Xinlong didn't tell his boss was that there were some fan comments on the Internet about the leader of the evil god and the lady with a barbell-like laugh (Linghuan wondered: who is this?).

The jokes came out one after another, such as "the little goddess of the overbearing evil god", and "I conquered the leader of the evil god with laughter", all kinds of strange jokes emerged endlessly.

The fans of Monkey Mountain chirped and uttered monkey talk like the wife's food is so delicious, and the wife will order more.

Ling Huan Xinlong, who manages the Panxing Sect portal website, is very calm. There are many sluts talking about the leader in the forum every day, and he has long been used to it.

Therefore, Linghuan Xinlong, who thought it was not an important matter, did not report it to Xia Youjie.

Under the circumstances that everyone ignored, the strange CP took root and sprouted, thrived in the fertile soil of the Internet, and slowly developed towards the ultimate goal of one day Kouhai became a book (?).

When the team of Hundred Ghosts at Night came to the Huaishu Square in the center of the amusement park, the number of tourists following the team was already quite large.

The tourists looked expectantly at the built stage, where a phantom scene was gradually becoming real.

With the meandering river as the dividing line, on one side are demons dancing wildly and the world is in charcoal, and on the other side are green grasslands and huge rocks.

"Oh! Is this intended to perform Tiantian female dance to attract Amaterasu?"

A familiar tourist immediately told the source, and immediately, the amusement park's broadcast also released information about the upcoming performance.

Legend has it that Amaterasu hid in Tianyando because of anger. Without her, there would be no light in the world, darkness would prevail, and disasters would be everywhere.

800 million gods figured out a way.They played and sang, played happy music, and a beautiful woman named Tiantian Numing jumped up to the rhythm. She danced so deeply that she didn't even know her clothes were open.The gods roared with laughter, and this laughter attracted the god Amaterasu, and the world was bright again.

All eyes were on the stage as old music played on the radio.

There stood a white-haired celestial girl with her eyes covered with a layer of white cloth, wearing kudzu twigs on her head, bamboo leaves in one hand, and straw in the other. She was wrapped in a long flowing skirt.

This is not the point.

The point is that when the drums full of ancient and wild meaning sounded, the celestial girl danced.

The dance is light but full of power, and the audience who get close can almost feel the crackling sound of bamboo leaves hitting the air.

It's kind of weird, but it's pretty pleasing to the eye.

Except for Xia Youjie, all the cursers hiding aside showed surprise.

I never thought Gojo Satoru could really dance!

Xia Youjie smiled and said, "Enlightenment is very powerful, as long as he is serious, there is nothing he can't learn."

"And that includes dancing?"

"Singing is also included, the song Wu sings is very nice~"

"...Is there anything the five seniors can't do?"

"Huh? Having a baby?"

After learning this terrible fact, everyone couldn't help but question their souls, whether he is obviously a genius or the strongest.Why do you usually act so unreliable? ?

Gojo Satoru, who was happily(?) dancing to the Great God(?), couldn't hold back a big sneeze.

As soon as the sneeze came out, the baggy women's clothes on his body were instantly loosened, and a piece of smooth and flat, but rather predictable chest muscles was exposed.

No matter how big a man's pectoral muscles are, there is still a difference from a woman's chest.

The audience who were appreciating the beauty's dancing posture were first stunned, and then their eyes widened.

male? ?

Xia Youjie on the side said badly, snapped his fingers quickly, summoned the magic spirit that swallowed the black mist, covered the stage, and then signaled the civet cats in charge of special effects to quickly use the illusion.

Immediately, flower petals fluttered above the stage, and streaks of golden light poured out from the cracks behind the rocks.

Xia Youjie picked up the eight-foot mirror and rushed to the stage, lowering his voice, "Wu, have you changed your look?"

"It goes without saying."

Then I saw a shining light, wearing a gorgeous robe, Amaterasu came out from behind the rock.

Wearing a pair of small round sunglasses.

audience:"???"