Is the most powerful spell being taught by my brother-in-law to be a man today?

Let's not mention how the woman's relatives and friends are gearing up for the time being, let's turn our attention to the man.

Even though he has super-confidence in his own charm, Gojo Satoru is still a single family who has never had anything to do with love except for movies, action movies, and actresses in mobile phone wallpapers.

It's not that he is unpopular, in fact, thanks to his height and face, there are quite a lot of women who strike up a conversation with him, but he has never considered love affairs before, so at the moment, he has a reasonable way to pursue his pursuit. Got into a little trouble.

"This way...that...that..."

"..."

Forced to listen to Gojo Satoru's half-hour-long, half-show-off half-complaining love talk (the one-sided kind), Yidizhi Jiegao admitted that he had been secretly told, and he secretly complained in his heart.

[In layman's terms, it is the legendary player with 0 experience. 】

"But it's a pity that even at this time, there is almost no one around who can help. The cute students are still young. If it is Yiji, it is impossible for you to have any experience in love. Haha, sorry, yes I asked the wrong person~"

Gojo Satoru spread out his hands, and let out a very double-standard mocking sound as if no one else was there.

"Teacher Wutiao, may I report your personal assault?" The social animal person who was bullied every day asked a resentful question as if he had climbed from hell.

"It's ok, but you have to think carefully, Yidizhi, after all, I'm also your boss."

"..." appeared, the bullying speech that often occurs in the workplace! !

Yi Dizhi strongly condemned this and chose to swallow his anger.

"In fact, I am currently in a stable relationship with a woman for the purpose of marriage. Gojo-sensei."

"what--?!"

"...Please don't make such a rude sound..."

"Scared me, Yi Dizhi." With lingering fear in his heart, he sat upright with his body in the chair that had been reclined in shock just now, Gojo Satoru covered his lips with his hand, tapped his fingertips lightly, thoughtfully. "However... if that's the case, the way that even Yizhizhi can successfully fall in love is definitely amazing!"

Yidizhi: Thank you, I was offended.

"So, there is, right? Absolutely, right? The method to ensure the absolute success of the relationship!" Gojo Satoru asked with great interest.

"...Will you beat me if I say no?" Yi Dizhi was desperate.

"What kind of person do you think I am o(*￣▽￣*)ブ, haha."

The desire to survive made Yidizhi decide to be a dead horse as a living horse doctor, he said: "That's right! There are! ... In short, let's start with the other party's interested aspects first. Now that you have contact information, send a message to chat with the other party first. Chat, and then find a chance to ask each other out."

"Hey, it sounds so ordinary!" Gojo Satoru muttered in disgust.

"But, well... Maybe the more common method is more effective?... In short, if it succeeds, I will bring you a souvenir next time I go on a business trip~" He raised one side of the blindfold, and sent a slap in the face to Yi Dizhi monocular wink~

Yi Dizhi's eyes were blank: No, duck doesn't need it.

"Drip-"

【Oh, after waiting for a whole day, I finally couldn't bear it anymore. 】Tasting the summer limited edition coffee jelly brought by his sister, Saiki Kusuo, who was silently blissful, took out the device left by Saiki Sosuke, and he looked intently.

[Ms. Saiki, good day~ The coffee jelly last time was really delicious, but to be honest, the ingredients used are still slightly inferior to the other one in the next street/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ Haha, I’m not boasting, I am very experienced in desserts o(*￣▽￣*)ブIf you are interested, you can try another store next time~]

Here is the translated version specially sponsored by Saiki Sorasuke:

[Miss Qi Mu, the coffee jelly last time was terrible, but the one on the next street is even worse. I have absolutely no experience in desserts. Tsk, don’t taste it next time. ]

It has completely turned into a boring complaint like a middle-aged office worker.If I receive this, my sister's initial affection for this guy will decrease by at least 10%.

but.

【Apologize!Apologize to the coffee jelly!This summer limited edition coffee jelly can already be regarded as a masterpiece among coffee jelly, and it is unimaginable that it is even more delicious. 】

[Damn, since there is a better storefront, at least report the address, don't think I don't know what the hell you're up to.Wanting my sister to take the initiative to ask her to invite her out is simply wishful thinking. 】

The words say so.

Saiki Kusuo's fingers resting on the retweet button trembled slightly.

[Coffee jelly better than this summer limited edition coffee jelly... I really want to know. 】

"Kusuo, what are you doing?"

Saiki Kusuo, who was caught doing bad things on the spot, subconsciously clenched the device in his hand, and the supernatural power user, who was born with supernatural power, was distracted for a while and completely ignored his sister suddenly poking his head in from outside the room.

"Crack-"

【Oops! 】

The transponder, which could not withstand the sudden force of the superpower user, instantly fell apart.Saiki Kusuo's face was blank, and he felt that he was about to be torn apart along with the device in his hand.

Qi Mu Xingye, who rushed in, didn't care that his younger brother accidentally broke something.She rushed over with the doll in her arms, and skillfully began to roll around on her brother's bed coquettishly.

"Kusuo—Kusuo—do you think Mr. Gojo is not interested in me? It's been a day, and I haven't received any news at all."

The gentle and stable beautiful girl outside is completely a coquettish monster in front of her family. At this time, she is using the Q version of the three-headed body that she learned from Domabu, wearing a pure white rabbit cloak of the same style as Domabu, stretched Tone complained to her younger brother.

【…】

The voice just fell.

"Didi - there is new information~"

"Huh?" Blinking in surprise, Qi Mu Xingye stopped rolling, she stretched out her small hand, groped for a while, and found a pocket from the messy cloak with difficulty, and fished out her mobile phone.

Then, instantly.

The little rabbit turned back into the shining super beautiful girl, Saiki Hoshino raised his voice excitedly: "Wow, Kusuo Ameng, Mr. Gojo sent me a message!"

Saiki Kusuo was very calm, all in all, let's find the time machine now.

"Eh?! Was the coffee jelly last time so unpalatable?!"

Qi Mu Xingye clicked on the message, and after reading it, she frowned in distress. Only in front of her family did she dare to express her emotions unscrupulously. After all, from experience, her family was basically not affected by her beauty.

……Great.

Saiki Kusuo heaved a sigh of relief without any trace, and stopped his preparations for going back in time.

Anyway, although it's a pity... no, it's a pity that I didn't get the information about the more exquisite coffee jelly store, but at least the first text message was successfully forwarded, no matter what, if the other party's success is unfavorable, it's not good for the relationship. , can be regarded as a major blow.

"Kusuo, I'm sorry, my sister didn't know that the coffee jelly tasted so bad!" Saiki Hoshino sighed, "I won't bring you that store again next time."

[! ! !wait……】

Saiki Kusuo was almost out of his body in despair, but he couldn't refute.

At least according to the favorability indicator, my sister's favorability with the other party's initial 70 points has indeed dropped to 65 points. Although it is less than expected, it is still a consolation.

Saiki Kusuo desperately comforted himself.

"Didi - there is new information~"

The new information reminded to attract the attention of the depressed Qi Mu siblings again.

Then Saiki Kusuo watched helplessly as his eldest sister's favorability towards the wild man outside soared all the way, breaking through the original 70 points, and finally stabilized when he reached 78 points.

what happened? !

[By the way, I forgot to mention just now that the coffee jelly at Kikusuian in Ginza next door is the best. The address is XX Street, XX Road.It's a pity that I will be on a business trip and I won't be able to taste it with Ms. Saiki/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~, but if Ms. Saiki is interested, I can bring you a super delicious souvenir o(*￣▽ ￣*)ブ]

Gotjo Satoru, who was temporarily notified to work overtime and travel, sent another text message with great resentment.

Qi Mu Hoshino raised his face in emotion.

"Evidently I have no experience in sweets, but I went to find delicious desserts for me. Mr. Gojo is really a reliable man."

"Besides, there are no kaomoji when the dessert is not good and you are in a bad mood. When you recommend delicious desserts, there are more kaomoji. It is the most popular contrasting cuteness recently!"

The beautiful girl showed a very happy smile, and the weather outside the window seemed to be affected, and it became more sunny.Holding the phone in her hand, she replied solemnly.

[It was a great help╰(*°▽°*)╯I am very much looking forward to the gift from Mr. Gojo.When Mr. Gojo comes back from a business trip, I will also recommend some good dessert shops to you. My younger brother has certified it, and the taste is very good~(=ω=)m]

[Hey~ It’s great, thank you in advance, Ms. Saiki, when I come back, I will definitely give you an awesome gift with my own hands o(*￣▽￣*)ブ! ]

[OK!I look forward to~]

【…】

Saiki Kusuo was silent, Saiki Kusuo didn't want to speak, Saiki Kusuo felt...the world—let's just destroy it.

"Kusuo, I'll bring you home the coffee jelly recommended by Mr. Gojo next time, it will be delicious!" Saiki Hoshino hugged his younger brother excitedly, the beautiful girl posted~

——All in all, the world still has its existence value for the time being.

The superpower user calmly put down the hand that was about to pull out the suppression device.