Backpacker in the entertainment industry

The next one to be aired is Wu Yu's work "Stage". Just as Xie Yizhen expected, the script uses the routine of "High School Musical" to show the personal charm of the participants to the extreme.With people as cover and camera lens as makeup, Wu Yu is more than [-]% more handsome than in reality.

The only disadvantage is probably that as soon as Mo Xian appeared, it was like the sky being dotted with fireworks, suddenly tearing open the night, revealing a round of brilliant red crows.As a result, all the man-made splendor dimmed.Those who look up at the sky see nothing but the sky and the earth, nothing else.

So much so that the director finally had to change some dialogue shots into single-person shots that switch back and forth to ensure Wu Yu's pitiful presence.However, the effect of doing this is not ideal. Although it avoids being crushed in the same frame, the audience experience is extremely poor. Who would want to be forced to press their heads to watch the fancy little fireworks while watching the sun rise?What made him meow was pressing his head repeatedly!

The bullet screen even bluntly said, "What kind of humiliating editing is this? After the close-up, Mo Xian cut Wu Yu's face to remind everyone how bad his acting skills are and how fake his makeup is?" Such comments appeared.

Xie Yi stared happily, and couldn't help turning his gaze to Ren She who was sitting at the same table with Mo Xian, isn't that right, when he looked at it alone, everyone was a handsome guy.But once they are in the same frame as Mo Xian, they will be either fake or ugly, and Mo Xian's looks are too unreasonable.

Fortunately, Mo Xian's fans were quite polite and didn't make any slanderous remarks, they only said they voted for Mo Xian's cameo.Don't look at Mo Xian's fans who don't like to make noises in the barrage, but there are really many people, and the number of votes for "Stage" has been pulled to the top of the current ranking of works.

However, "Ancient Mirror Reunion" broadcast later, although Mo Xian also participated in it, strangely did not have such a strong sense of separation.Although Mo Xian's sense of presence is still strong, it fits his identity as the villain BOSS just right, making people more involved in the plot and story, but it conceals the flaws of the students' lack of acting skills.

Xie Yi stared blankly and called out, "Good guy, Mo Xian's differential treatment is not too obvious. See if Wu Yu, sitting in the first row, was so angry that he became a pufferfish on the spot!"

Mo Xian's fans also seemed to have learned something from his performance, and actively voted for this short film, pushing "Ancient Mirror Reunion" which has a large fan base, and almost squeezed "Stage" from the first place. go down.

The next two works, the scripts themselves are mediocre, and because of the guest appearance of mentor Ren She, the reputation of the passers-by is not good, and the scores of the works can only be resisted by fans. Naturally, they have no competitiveness against the top three works. .

Lei Zhenbai looked at the pitiful fifth place in his group, and couldn't help but look at Wu Yu sadly: "Sure enough, I'm going my own way, why not take someone else's car. It's all because you refused to take me in before, otherwise now Am I also a member of the champion work?"

If Wu Yu hadn't considered that this was a recording session, he would have rolled his eyes: Why didn't I take you in, don't you have any AC points in your heart?

Finally arrived at the last group, which is the group of "Draft Highlights".

Xie Yizheng sat upright, ready to meet the crew's malicious editing.It's just that I didn't expect that the program team even edited the underworld when they were preparing for the work. It took a few seconds to briefly show the scenes of several members discussing, pointing out that this evil script was written by Xie Yizheng After this point, the feature film will start playing directly.

The opening scene of the script "The Essence of the Draft" was on the stage of "Lighting the Stars".And the first character to stand on stage is Ming Renxin.In Xie Yizheng's script, Ming Renxin played the role of a host in his true colors, so he acted quite well——

"Welcome everyone to our large-scale music inspirational commentary program - "Who Is Singing"! After fierce competition, four singers stood out from [-] contestants. They are "Oil Hair", The decadent underground singer [Qi Fan] who became famous for his three works of "Food is Rotten" and "Underpants Are Stinky"!"

When the stage headlights came on, a plain-looking boy with a guitar on his back appeared stiffly sitting on a high stool. His slightly uncomfortable appearance under the camera perfectly matched his status as a decadent underground singer. .

He also held a bag of potato chips in his hand, chewing them with a click, and the crumbs of the potato chips fell all over his body under the light.

"Kacha Kacha Hello everyone, I'm the decadent singer [Qi Fan], hiccup~"

The audience applauded respectfully.

Host [Ming Renxin]: "Wow, Xiaofan, your potato chips are so delicious, you won't put them down once you're on stage."

[Qi Fan] shook the empty bag of potato chips: "Didn't your director team ask me to eat on stage? Said it was a request from the sponsor"

"Okay, thank you, Xiaofan!" The host hurriedly interrupted the sincere buddy and changed the topic.

"Let us invite the next singer who is from a poor family, has gone through ups and downs, bears his father's last wish, and insists on his music dream, [Xie Yizheng]."

Compared with the previous one, [Xie Yizheng]'s treatment when he appeared on the stage can be said to have plummeted, and the audience was full of boos one after another.

As soon as Xie Yizheng appeared on the stage, the spirit of complaints from netizens obviously burned completely, and the barrage increased at a speed visible to the naked eye——

"In a variety show, Xie Yizheng's skills are really 666."

"Hearing about Xie Yizheng's personality, I have a bad premonition that a certain variety show is about to be shot."

Not to mention the netizens, the players on the scene couldn't help whispering and complaining like crazy——

"This is a sponsor and I don't want to see Xie Yizheng. Since the visual sense is too strong, I think the program team can directly call the police."

"And what the hell is the decadent underground singer, and the title of the song is too sad! When Qi Fan saw the script, why didn't he kill him?"

"Hello everyone, I'm [Xie Yizheng]." Against the booing of the audience, [Xie Yizheng] in the short film was unexpectedly weak, and his smile appeared a little stiff.

"Xiao Xie, we all know that there is a lot of controversy about you on the Internet now, do you want to take this opportunity to say something to everyone?" The host asked seemingly kindly.

"Before, someone picked up my clothes and jewelry when I appeared on the stage, which was worth [-] yuan, and then said that I was pretending to be poor. In fact, I rented the clothes and jewelry."

[Xie Yizheng] Coughed twice: "There are still people who claim to have found my previous account, saying that I often show off my wealth, I am a frequent visitor to nightclubs, and I have always been thin. The inspirational weight loss is purely fabricated. Here, I solemnly explain In a word, that account is not me at all, it’s just a neighbor who looks a bit like me, even if the circle of friends overlaps, the address and school are the same, it’s not me.”

"But about your father, I heard that he was discharged from the hospital last week after cutting his hemorrhoids?" the host asked.

[Xie Yizheng]: "Well, it's because I listened to my mother who went wrong when I participated in the competition before, so I made this oolong. Now that my father is back to health, I am very happy, even if I was ridiculed by the whole network because of this. does not matter."

Netizens saw this and started to discuss again——

"Who has counted how many people Xie Yizheng has ridiculed?"

"XX, XX, and XX are all pretending to be poor in singing competitions, XX has set up a person to lose weight, XX's neighbor theory, and XX's father's spirit in the sky was discharged from the hospital. Xie Yizheng, the fort that walks in the entertainment circle, It really lives up to its reputation.”

"A certain variety show really got shot, light the wax."

"This is the 2.0 version of Xie Yizheng's audition video, hahaha. In terms of the ability to pull hatred, I only admire Xie Yizheng."

Seeing this, Ren She's tense expression softened a lot.Probably because of being teased by Xie Yizheng in the video, it was finally not his exclusive treatment.When I think of so many suffering brothers and sisters squatting with me in the crater hit by Xie Yizheng's self-propelled cannon, I always feel that my mood subtly improves.

After [Xie Yizheng] in the short video finished his explanation, there was another burst of boos.

But the host continued as if he didn't hear it, and continued on his own: "Okay, now, we invite our next top four singer. [Shan Zhiye]!"

The fans of [Shan Zhiye]’s family in the short film are also very interesting. When they saw him appear on the stage, they neither cheered nor applauded. They put their hands together and started to make wishes——

"I wish my cheating ex-boyfriend a long-lasting relationship and everything goes well!"

"Bless my green tea girlfriend to grow and become more beautiful."

"I beg Koi Zhan to bless that brat next door to me and pass every exam."

[Ming Renxin] Faced with this situation, he seemed to be familiar with it, and he still had the heart to tease: "Zhiye, what do you think of your fans using you as the wishing pool envoy?"

[Shan Zhiye] He stared blankly, and said weakly: "What wishing pool, it's clearly the site of a large curse!"

"Hahaha, who made you carry the aura of sadness that every wish must fail?" The host smiled: "By the way, Zhiye, how many fans do you have left on Weibo?"

"Probably, apart from zombie fans, there is not a single live fan left." [Shan Zhiye] sighed heavily: "After all, whoever posts my Weibo is unlucky, even Jin who is known as a koi physique can't No matter how deeply the fans love you, they don’t have the courage to pay attention.”

"Yeah, after all, it's a koi cut. Remember that as soon as we retweet your news on our official Weibo, something will happen next, such as a stage accident, a student retiring from the competition, or a producer running away with his sister-in-law, the film crew A group of people lost their way to other people's roofs and were surrounded by wild dogs, thieves patronized the official Weibo girls' homes, and their beloved cats were stolen."

The barrage room was once again full of joy——

"Students who had an accident on the stage retired from the competition. They never thought that this short film was adapted from a real event."

"Shouldn't we thank Mao Mao for this wonderful ghostly character design?"

"Could Xie Yizheng be using his lines to secretly curse the program crew? From the producer to the camera crew, even the official Weibo girls were not spared. Hahahaha, I laughed so hard."

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At the end of the article, it is emphasized: the script was written by Xie Maomao, and has nothing to do with the author.If anyone in the three-dimensional dimension gets shot, it must be a coincidence! (loud)