Backpacker in the entertainment industry

"Let me do it." [Qi Fan] took a step forward: "Looking at the scene right now, it resonates with me very much."

Of course, everyone had no objection, and all retreated to make room for the camera.

The assistant handed over the guitar and the microphone, [Qi Fan] unceremoniously opened up a space on the sofa full of clothes, sat down and plucked the strings and began to sing——

"The hair is oily, it's oily again, why does the hair always get oily so fast"

[Qi Fan] The voice of being kissed by an angel gushed out of his throat like a fountain.That is really a good voice, even if it is wasted on some clichés, the unique charm of that voice can still illuminate the vulgar.People wish they could dedicate their sense of hearing to the gods, and only ask him to seal their ears permanently in this copper pot full of singing.

The barrage exploded the moment the singing sounded. Qi Fan's voice is really excellent, and the song written by Qi Fan is also really nice.The problem is that--

"Ah, why do you mix stinky tofu with top-quality red wine? Xie Yizheng, won't your conscience hurt when you spoil Qifan like this?"

"I can't bear to listen to the lyrics, and the singing makes me unable to stop thinking about it. You can't kill people without nodding your head. Xie Yi is startled, why do you torture me like this!"

"I don't care, Qifan, you must rewrite the full version of this song and sing it to us, otherwise I will send you love letters every day to harass you."

After listening to the song, the host handed over the microphone: "Can you tell me how you feel now?"

[He Tong] scratched his oily head, but he was not angry, he just said: "Impromptu singing is this? I always thought that only rappers would have a disagreement, so I turned on the mic to ridicule, but I didn't expect folk singers to do the same Crossed."

Host: "Then are you moved, do you want to wash your hair, ah no, do you have the urge to go out?"

"How is it possible? Would you be more depressed after listening to it?" [He Tong] laughed at himself: "Still going out? If I don't go out, I will hinder anyone, and some people will come to criticize and sarcasm. It's okay to go out."

"You think I'm singing to mock you?" [Qi Fan] said.

"Isn't it?" Right now, it is simply the embodiment of your lyrics!

"Of course not, "Greasy Hair" is my painstaking effort. I wrote it a long time ago, and it's not aimed at you." [Qi Fan]: "If you don't believe me, I'll sing you the other two songs in this series."

Speaking of 【Qi Fan】singing again:

"My mother came to visit and said she smelled a strange smell"

"I haven't changed my underwear for a few days. Is it two or three days a day or four days?"

【He Tong】Looking at the snacks, instant noodles and fast food boxes piled up on the computer desk, and sniffing at his sweaty T-shirt, he sighed sincerely: "This guy is targeting me and didn't run away!"

The barrage was blown out again by Qi Fan's two lines of singing——

"Xie Yizheng is poisonous. Before, I hated him for ruining a good song, but now I really want to hear how the full versions of "Food Is Bad" and "Pants Are Stinky" are broken?"

"Qifan's high-pitched voice is amazing. I really want to use it as a ringtone. Excuse me, how can I use the phrase "underpants" as a phone ringtone without being considered a pervert."

"Papa Qi, I'm going to hear the pure singing version of the three songs today, I hope you don't know how to compliment."

Qi Fan has been quietly watching those, since the first time he sang, the barrage has never stopped, expressing affirmation of his singing in various forms.The heart seemed to be filled with something, and it slowly swelled up. The soft and fluffy body shrunk into a dry root, and it became a round sky lantern.

It's just a little bit of fire, but because of the thick black night, he can be seen, looked up to, praised, despised, and expected by everyone. He looked at Xie Yizheng, looked at his night sky, and silently said thank you .

At this moment, the plot in the short film is actually contrary to the previous funny style, and it is rare to be serious.

[Qi Fan] didn't care what [He Tong] looked like, put down the guitar and said to himself: "For these three songs, many people expressed their sympathy, and many people criticized me. The lyrics are very sad and disgusting. Expressing The values ​​presented are not positive at all.

"But who stipulated that people must be positive, optimistic, cheerful, hardworking and tidy when they live, and go out every day? Isn't it okay to stay at home? Can't you be a bit mournful? It's their business to live what they like, but why should they ask you? How about living like them?"

[He Tong] nodded again and again, looking at [Qi Fan] gradually no longer hostile.

[Qi Fan]: "No matter what others say, I feel that I am quite comfortable living in such a sad state. I wrote a new song called "No Money Again". Do you want to listen to it?"

【He Tong】Sit down on the pile of clothes beside him: "Okay."

"Huabei's repayment reminder has arrived, and the landlord's reminder call has arrived, and the phone bill is only two yuan left."

After singing a song, [Qi Fan] looked around, everyone was immersed in a gloomy cloud, as if recalling his fear of being dominated by lack of money.

"It's really soul-touching music." [Ming Renxin] sighed with trembling voice.

"As long as you like it." [Qi Fan].

Everyone's indifferent faces: I don't like it, thank you.

[Qi Fan] didn’t take it seriously, and laughed: “The reality is like this. We are always used to rejecting and avoiding many unpleasant things, but they always exist objectively and continue to trouble us. Hair always It will be greasy, the food will go bad sooner or later, the underwear will definitely stink, money is always not enough. Why not face it, accept it, admit that life is miserable, you are bad, it will be much easier.”

In the short video, Qi Fan's words were meant for everyone to hear, but the netizens in front of the computer, facing Qi Fan's gaze directly off the screen, couldn't help but feel that these words were actually meant for themselves.

"Actually, I'm quite a nerd. It's not so much that I don't want to go out, but that I'm afraid of being defined as a bad self by the world, being exposed in front of everyone, and being pointed at by all kinds of people."

"I don't know, but in the final analysis, what is there to be guilty of? In fact, everyone, it's just a difference between fifty steps and a hundred steps."

"I didn't expect that this would be a script written by Broom Star. I was actually cured by this crazy short film. I was a little happy and a little tangled."

"No matter how cured the script is, it won't change the fact that bastard Xie ruined the song! Why does Qi Fan have to be positioned as such a decadent singer? Is he sick!"

Xie Yi gleefully absorbed the netizens' resentment towards the lyrics: That's right, I just have a disease, thank you all the veterans for giving me the medicine!

[Wu Yu disgust value +40]

Xie Yizheng searched carefully among the dense barrage, and as expected, he saw netizens discussing the matter in "Nowhere to Avoid", the high-pitched voice was obviously from Qi Fan, but the camera cut to Wu Yu——

"I just realized now that the treble part of "Nowhere to Avoid" is the same as Qi Fan's timbre! So is he actually singing that amazing treble? Why didn't the program crew show him a shot, which made me almost miss it This treasure boy! Don't talk about it, let's go to Qi Fan's audition video."

The students at the scene naturally knew more than the netizens, and they were already talking about it:

"I remember that Qi Fan showed a five-in-one coloratura dolphin sound on the first stage, but unfortunately the program crew didn't cut the high-pitched part of his singing at all. It's ironic to think about it. In the talent show, a big lead singer relies on Acting has the opportunity to show your singing voice."

"If Xie Yizheng hadn't specially arranged a singing scene for Qi Fan this time, Qi Fan doesn't know how long he would be a free backing voice for others."

Wu Yu's complexion became more and more ugly as everyone discussed, but Xie Yizheng smiled slightly at the dark face: "Justice has arrived even though it is late, I wish you happy!"

"Thank you." [He Tong] smiled at [Qi Fan], as if he was sincerely grateful for this encounter, he opened his mouth and expressed the hearts of many audiences: "Singer [Qi Fan], you are great!"

Host [Ming Renxin]: "Congratulations to [Qi Fan] for taking the lead in scoring a point in the competition. Now, let's go to the second audience. Let's see who can impress that audience with singing."

[Xie Yizheng] Asked impolitely: "What about the second listener chosen by your program group?"

[Ming Renxin] replied politely with a smile: "The second listener is an old man who has been hospitalized for a long time. The meeting scene is set in the ward."

[Shan Zhiye]: "I hope the mentality of the second listener will be more peaceful than the first one."

However, when the scene switched, the meeting place magically changed to the roof of the hospital.

Speaking of which, this scene also has some stories.After all, the hospital is also a venue that the Guan Zhong team can use. Xie Yizheng reported that when the program team wanted to shoot the hospital scene, it was naturally "unfortunate" and had to wait for Guan Zhong to run out of space.

And borrowing a venue from the hospital is not as easy to talk to as a resident who is willing to make extra money, let alone Guan Zhong's complacency at the time.

As a result, Xie Yi turned his head and went up to the hospital roof, without even looking at his so-called ward that was being filmed.After all, in order to guard against him and the show crew, Xie Yizheng changed the plot to -

"Old man, if you have something you can't think of, you have to jump off the building."

"Old Bing, you come down first and then talk. Don't be impulsive!"

"Grandpa, you're already quite old. I don't know when it will be over when you close your eyes. Why do you have to jump down from upstairs? How ugly will it be bloody?"

Looking up at the scene of jumping off the building in front of him, [Ming Renxin] acted shocked: "How could this happen? This is different from what was agreed upon."

"If this is as agreed, your program group should stop broadcasting."

The person who wants to complain about the program group when he gets the chance is of course [Xie Yizheng]: "Let's go quickly, such a big bus with a LOGO is stuck here, be careful when someone turns around and posts that your program is for making news , and eat human blood steamed buns."

The host [Ming Renxin] wakes up like a dream: "Yes, yes, hurry up, hurry up."

Unexpectedly, the old man upstairs has quite good eyesight, and he stood on the high platform and waved repeatedly: "The TV station, don't rush away, come up and have a chat!"

Jumping off the building is the most common thing, [Ming Renxin] has nothing to do with it, human life is at stake, so we have to cooperate, so we had to turn around and lead the singer and the team to the top of the building.

The host [Ming Renxin] said hello with a mournful face: "Mr. Bing, this is not the place we agreed to meet."

Boss B sat straddling the edge of the roof with his legs open, and said with a smile: "You are the "Warming the Loneliness" that my son invited?"

The author has something to say:

It coincides with the shopping festival, and I invite Qi Fan to present a song "I'm No Money Again" to you.

Those who have money will hold a money field, and those who have no money will hold a personal field, thank you!