The Great God of Exorcism, please take me to fly

Just as Ling Guang wanted to get up, the door was pushed open, and Meng Ke walked in carelessly.

Ling Guang: "!!" Damn it, who let you in?

"Little Guangguang, what are you doing..." Before he finished speaking, he froze immediately, his smile and facial features all froze—fuck, what did he see?

That normally cowardly little Guangguang jumped on Lu Dashen?I wipe——how come the sky has changed in a few days?

Meng Ke took a few steps back in an instant, and closed the door, "I didn't see anything, you guys continue—"

After a few seconds, through the door, Meng Ke yelled uncontrollably, "Ling Guang, you heartless man, you big ass—"

Heartbroken?Big ass?

Lu Nanqin narrowed his eyes threateningly, "Rival?"

Ling Guang: "??" Which of your fucking eyes sees that Meng Ke, who is as straight as steel, is your rival in love?etc?What the hell is a rival in love?Are we not that kind of relationship?

Ling Guang finally remembered why he couldn't make a sound, and he was still holding someone's tie in his mouth!

Ling Guang quickly spat out his tie, let out a "bah", and glared at Lu Nanqin angrily, "You...you..."

"What about me?" Lu Nanqin looked a little aggrieved, "You threw me down, teased me, and wanted to do this and that to me, and do some indescribable things to me, and you still want to separate yourself from the relationship."

"Uh..." Anyone who takes this idiot away will be paranoid.

Ling Guang hurriedly got up in embarrassment, adjusted his clothes, and said that he was not that kind of person.

Lu Nanqin also got up slowly, and when he was arranging his clothes, he glanced at Ling Guang resentfully, with a completely abandoned expression.

Ling Guang coughed lightly——No matter what, he had to get rid of this scourge, not to mention ruining his reputation, and always teasing himself in different ways. What if one day his concentration is not strong enough to hold on ?

"President Lu, are you really curvy? The kind that can't straighten up no matter what."

Lu Nanqin raised his eyebrows, "What do you think?"

Ling Guang took out his mobile phone, "That's just right, I know a lot of people like you, can I give you a blind date tomorrow?"

"Uh..." Ling Guang's words made Lu Nanqin's heart skip a beat, and he narrowed his eyes immediately, looking at him with a half-smile, "What do you think?"

The strong desire to survive made Ling Guang get up immediately, "That's it, I'll contact you now."

After Ling Guang finished speaking, he locked himself in the room like a gust of wind, and then called Meng Ke efficiently, "Meng Ke..."

"I misunderstood you, Ling Guang, you are a heartless man, you promised to be single, but you secretly got a boyfriend."

"It's not like this, you listen to me explain..."

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I will never believe you again."

"Misunderstanding, really a misunderstanding."

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it."

Ling Guang was furious: "Meng Ke, why don't you give me another damn sentence?"

"Hmph!" Meng Ke couldn't help asking again, "What's going on? Is that really the relationship between you and Great God Lu? Xiao Guangguang, I can't tell, you're quick to act."

Ling Guang was tired, "I really misunderstood, brother, I came to you for other things. Didn't you say that you know some gays last time? Give me the contact information."

Meng Ke took a deep breath, "Ling Guang, I really misunderstood you, can't a great Lu satisfy you?"

"Uh..." What and what?Ling Guang rolled his eyes, "I'm going on a blind date with God Lu!"

"It turns out that you can't satisfy God Lu!"

"Just give me another fart and try."

"Haha... okay, wait a minute..."

Ling Guang received Meng Ke's news, Ling Guang called Meng Ke again, and said meaningfully: "Meng Ke, you kid can't see it, so you are a deep closet!"

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

"Hiding so deep, it seems that I was deceived by you."

"I didn't, listen to my explanation..."

"I don't listen I don't listen!"

Meng Ke: "..."

The next day, Ling Guang pretended to look deeply at Lu Nanqin who was dressed, and walked around him, "Okay, let's go, brother will take you out to meet people."

Lu Nanqin didn't object, and really followed Ling Guang out.

When they arrived at the appointed coffee shop, Ling Guang had already seen a well-dressed man sitting in the appointed seat. When they passed by, he was opening the powder box to touch up his makeup, pursed his lips, and saw Ling Guang and Lu Nanqin walked over, he quickly put down the powder box and smiled, "Hello, both of you!"

Ling Guang took Lu Nanqin to sit down, looked at the man in front of him, thought for a while, "Is it the boy under the moon?"

"Yes! May I ask which of you two is..." The boy under the moon couldn't help but glance at Lu Nanqin who was next to Ling Guang, his eyes were amazed and secretly happy, and his eyes were full of affection—meeting such a Man, really earned it.

"Oh, him." Ling Guang pointed to Lu Nanqin.

"Really?" The boy under the moon brightened his eyes and smiled cutely, "What do you two want to drink?"

"Xiao Guang, what do you want to drink?" Lu Nanqin, who was expressionless just now, suddenly turned his head to look at Ling Guang, with a gentle look that almost dripped water.

Ling Guang: "Whatever."

"Well, whatever."

"Uh..." The boy under the moon glanced at Lu Nanqin and then at Ling Guang, "That's the same as me!" After speaking, he waved his hand, "The waiter has two glasses of Blue Mountain."

"Want to add sugar?"

"Xiaoguang, do you want to add sugar?"

"Uh... two."

"Well, two."

"Do you want more milk?"

"Uh... well."

"okay."

The boy's face was getting darker and darker, and he stood up suddenly, glaring at the two of them angrily, "Are you two playing with me?"

"No, listen to my explanation..."

"Heh, you guys have such a tacit understanding? And introduce a ghost? You can play by yourself!"

After finishing speaking, the boy under the moon took the bag and walked away angrily.

"Hey..." Ling Guang stretched out Erkang's hand, but the Moonlight Boy had long since disappeared. Ling Guang turned his head and glared at Lu Nanqin, "Why are you so ungrateful?"

Lu Nanqin played with the coffee cup calmly, "I don't like sissies."

"Then find you a 1?"

"Uh..." Lu Nanqin's expression suddenly turned cold, "Ling Guang, are you a fucking idiot?"

Ling Guang: "..."

Lu Nanqin kept a dark face and did not speak, Ling Guang also looked ugly, "Yeah, I'm an idiot."

After Ling Guang finished speaking, he turned around and left. Lu Nanqin reached out to grab something empty, and immediately followed him out. The waiter hurriedly stopped him, "Sir, you haven't paid the bill yet..."

As soon as Ling Guang went out, he felt bored to death—if he didn't do this, how could he be angry?How can you be disappointed?

Ling Guang kicked the stones irritably, and a white sports car suddenly stopped in the parking space in front. Ling Guang looked up and saw that the driver of the sports car was a woman. The moment he took off his sunglasses, Ling Guang's eyes lit up. A flash of surprise——

Isn't this the hot and beautiful young lady I met at the entrance of the KTV last time?

God, what kind of fate is this?

The young lady got out of the car and took out her mobile phone as if she wanted to take a selfie, but she seemed dissatisfied with the angle. She looked around and immediately focused on Ling Guang in front of her. The young lady smiled at Ling Guang and walked towards him. "Little brother, can you take a photo for me? I want to post a Weibo."

Wow... The young lady not only has a good figure and looks beautiful, but also has a beautiful voice!

"Little brother?"

Ling Guang woke up suddenly, "What?"

The young lady suddenly laughed, this smile was not too suave.

"Can you take a picture for me?"

"Of course...Of course you can." Ling Guang quickly reached out to pick it up, although he felt that something was wrong.However, at present, what is there to hesitate about?

Ling Guang was happily going to answer the phone, when suddenly there was a hand grabbing him and pulling him away. The strength made him stand a little unsteadily. When he looked up, he met Lu Nanqin's cold face.

"what are you doing?"

Lu Nanqin narrowed his eyes dangerously, and looked at the young lady in front of him warily, "Miss, my boyfriend is not available."

The young lady was taken aback for a moment, as if she didn't expect Lu Nanqin's reaction.

Lu Nanqin didn't bother to look at the woman, and pulled Ling Guang away. After walking a long way, Ling Guang realized what Lu Nanqin said just now, "Lu Nanqin, what the hell did you say that made people misunderstand?"

Lu Nanqin looked at him coldly, "I don't think you are stupid, you are."

"You... Are you sick? I met one or two people who struck up a conversation, how did I recruit you?"

Lu Nanqin looked at him for a long while before uttering a sentence that made Ling Guang half dead, "You really owe it."

"You fucking..."

"Can't you see what's wrong with that woman? What else are you hiding in your mind besides beauty? Just a good-looking woman will make you lose your mind. What qualifications do you have to say that you don't need protection?"

What does it mean to look good?Is she a goddess?

and many more……

"She has a problem?"

Lu Nanqin lost his eyes, "What do you think?"

Ling Guang suddenly thought, that mobile phone...

"Remember? That woman laid hands on you when I met you at KTV last time. If it wasn't for me, where would you die now?"

"What you said is too exaggerated..."

"I'm exaggerating?" Lu Nanqin laughed angrily, "Didn't you see how stupid you were just now?"

"Lu Nanqin, can you try to curse again?"

"Stupid!"

"you……"

"Hey……"

Just as Ling Guang wanted to get mad, he suddenly blocked them with a hand. Ling Guang saw that it was Hua Xingming, the owner of the wreath shop.

"It's you?"

"That's right, it's me." Hua Xingming chuckled, "I said, why did the two of you quarrel? Hey, student Xiaoguang, this is your fault. Lu Nanqin is also your senior, do you know what? It's called respecting the old and caring for the young? When they take over the job, they even take you to guide you, how can you commit the same crime?"

Ling Guang and Lu Nanqin: "..."

Hua Xingming reached out and patted the shoulders of the two, and then hugged each other, "Okay, stop arguing, let's go, brother will take you to a big meal."

Lu Nanqin glanced at him, Hua Xingming looked at him inexplicably, Lu Nanqin glanced at his arm around Ling Guang again, Hua Xingming smiled dryly, and immediately took it back.

Lu Nanqin glanced at Hua Xingming's arm on his shoulder again, and Hua Xingming shrank back guiltily, "Haha... I'm straighter than a telegraph pole."

There's a utility pole ahead that, for some reason, curves straight up and down.

Hua Xingming: "..." I'm so straight!