"There are vegetables in the refrigerator, cook it yourself." Guan Yunye said.
"I don't know how to cook." Yu Jiangxia touched his nose in embarrassment, "Why don't you order a takeaway, and you can also have breakfast by the way."
"At five o'clock in the morning, who will deliver you food." Guan Yunye gave him a disgusted look.But Yu Jiangxia's hungry stomach kept growling in his ears, and he felt a little hungry at once, so he simply said: "Sit on the sofa, I'll make it for you."
Yu Jiangxia never thought that Guan Yunye could cook.
He even suspected that the broken system assigned him the wrong task object.People like Guan Yunye who eat a healthy diet and exercise frequently, even if their schedules are jet-lagged, they will certainly not end up in the same miserable and sudden death as him.
Guan Yunye took a long time to prepare this breakfast, during which Yu Jiangxia worried more than once, whether he would bring out two plates of vegetable salad from the kitchen.If that's the case, Yu Jiangxia, as a foodie who loves meat and dislikes, would rather be hungry.
Fortunately, what he feared did not happen.
Yu Jiangxia first smelled the smell of smoky meat, and then saw Guan Yunye coming out of the kitchen with a round dinner plate in each hand.
"Come and eat." Guan Yunye said to the human sitting on the sofa.
Yu Jiangxia stood up very cautiously, and dragged out a chair to sit down even more cautiously, like a timid child going to board with a distant relative.
Guan Yunye pushed one of the dinner plates in front of him. Yu Jiangxia took a look and found that the two meals seemed to be copied and pasted, one case of fried mushrooms, two hot spring eggs, three slices of buttered toast, and the same quantity smoked bacon and rinsed lettuce.
The most amazing thing is that the placement of everything is exactly as if the coordinates have been calculated on the grid system.Even two cups of Ceylon black tea are almost equal in height in ceramic cups.It is hard for Yu Jiangxia not to guess that Guan Yunye not only has a cleanliness addiction, but also has extremely severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Yu Jiangxia put his hand in the blind spot under the table and gently touched his stomach, he was so hungry...
He said to Guan Yunye: "Thank you." Then he was about to grab the toast with his hands and eat the meat.
But Guan Yunye picked up the knife and fork slowly on the opposite side, sandwiched bacon lettuce and hot spring eggs between the toast, and cut them diagonally into sandwich shapes.
His movements with knives and forks are as elegant as a white swan, and there is a delicate aristocratic atmosphere everywhere. When Jiang Xia grows on the top of his head as hair, he can see it more intuitively and vividly, which makes the people who eat at the same table feel a little embarrassed to show their love for delicious food. For his greed, he could only awkwardly imitate his appearance and eat slowly.
It's tasteless to eat, but it's a pity to throw it away, Yu Jiangxia couldn't help but think of these words while chewing on the bread.
You can't eat and drink too much, and even the most delicious things become tasteless.
But for Guan Yunye, it was a peaceful meal, but for Yu Jiangxia, it was a dull breakfast, and he didn't eat for a long time.
Guan Yunye's call rang suddenly.
"Hello." He picked up the phone, and without waiting for the other party to speak, he asked straight to the point, "Is there a result?"
Yu Jiangxia couldn't hear what the person on the other end of the call said. He saw Guan Yunye put down the sandwich in his hand, wiped his hands with a wet towel, and stood up quickly.
"Okay, I'll drive over right now." Guan Yunye said, put on his shoes and opened the door, without looking at Yu Jiangxia the whole time.
"You played the game all night and didn't take a break?" Yu Jiangxia blurted out these words.
Guan Yunye had already stepped over the threshold with his left foot, and when he heard his words, he suddenly turned his head, his eyes full of scrutiny: "How do you know that I play games all night?"
Yu Jiangxia immediately regretted her talkativeness.
As for how he knew, heh, the system judged that he had failed the mission and deducted one year of remaining life, how could he not know.
Yu Jiangxia lied without changing his face, "In the middle of the night, I heard the sound of games coming from the door at the door."
"I play the game with a headset." Guan Yunye mercilessly exposed his lies.
Yu Jiangxia: "..." Hasty.
Fortunately, Guan Yunye didn't insist on asking this time, and dropped a sentence: "If you are bored at home, you can use the notebook in my bedside cabinet."
After speaking, he hurried away.
Guan Yunye took the elevator downstairs to the parking lot. The moment Yu Jiangxia mentioned the game just now, he suddenly had a very strange illusion.
When playing games the night before, a voice inexplicably appeared in his mind, telling him the answer to the secret room and guiding him to the destination.The voice never appeared again after that, so Guan Yunye didn't pay attention to it. He just thought it was a short-term bug in the game system and inadvertently missed the answer for the player.
Yu Jiangxia's voice...
After careful comparison, Guan Yunye felt that it was very similar to the voice in his head that night, very similar.
But if it was really the same voice, Guan Yunye couldn't figure out the cause and effect at all.Even if he believed the bizarre time travel that Yu Jiangxia said, it still couldn't explain why Yu Jiangxia's voice appeared strangely in his mind.
The number on the elevator display jumped to the negative floor, and Guan Yunye rubbed his tired and aching temples.
In any case, we must first figure out whether Yu Jiangxia's coming to him was arranged by his uncle, or whether there really is an outrageous time travel in this world.
He used his mobile phone to remotely control the home camera to turn it on. Guan Yunye was ready to see the picture of Yu Jiangxia flipping his things, but what suddenly zoomed in on the screen was the young man holding a lettuce-wrapped bacon in his left hand and toast in his right. Hold the egg, and gobble it up with one bite.
After Yu Jiangxia finished his plate of breakfast at such a fast speed, he even ate the other half of the sandwich that Guan Yunye hadn't used. Then he drank two mouthfuls of stomach-warming black tea, satiated and leaned on the back of the chair, typed Burp.
"Bash—"
It's cool to eat like this.
The corners of Guan Yunye's mouth twitched slightly as he watched from behind the screen.
Whether you eat or not, sit or not.
His uncle knew his living habits well, and probably would not have arranged for such a vulgar person to come over.
He wanted to cut off the monitoring and exit, but because the phone screen was occupied by Yu Jiangxia's gesture of touching his belly, Guan Qingye's eyes couldn't help but stop.He suddenly caught a glimpse of the cartoon pattern on the chest of Yu Jiangxia's shirt, and the hamster's bulging cheeks, in stark contrast to the young man's mouth full of food.
Not to mention, they are quite similar, they all have similar cuteness.
Guan Qingye was startled by his sudden thought, why would he think a stranger of unknown origin was cute?
It must be because I have stayed up too late lately and am not sober.
He threw his mobile phone into the passenger seat, ignored the situation at home and concentrated on driving.
At this time, Yu Jiangxia sat and waited for the food to digest for a while, and felt really bored. Remembering Guan Yunye's last words before going out, he decisively and unceremoniously found a notebook from the bedside table in his room.
But instead of playing the game, he opened the browser instead.
Yu Jiangxia typed in the search bar: How can a person get rid of the bad habit of staying up late and playing games?
He didn't forget the task on his shoulders, which was to prevent Guan Yunye from staying up late and help him develop the good habit of going to bed early and getting up early.
Yu Jiangxia lacks experience in this area, so she thinks that she should be able to find a reasonable and appropriate solution by asking for help from omnipotent netizens.
He pressed the Enter key, and instantly saw countless answers, Yu Jiangxia selected the one with the highest number of likes and clicked on it.
The answer is as follows: "The fundamental reason why contemporary youth stay up late to play games is because they get a sense of refreshment and pleasure from games. This will make them addicted to the game world and cannot extricate themselves, commonly known as online game addiction. And Quitting Internet addiction is actually very simple, as long as he finds something that makes him feel more passionate, it can distract them from their madness about games."
Yu Jiangxia nodded while watching, feeling that it made sense.
His former college roommate was like this, and his Internet addiction was extremely serious.Every night, a group of people would go to the Internet cafe outside the school to hack without stopping even the occasional power outage in the dormitory.
Because of this, Yu Jiangxia also thought of a sideline business to make money from their madness about games: providing services such as game companionship or game play.
It was only after that that he embarked on the no-return road of staying up late and playing games, but the reason was that he wanted to make money and had nothing to do with Internet addiction.
Inspired by this answer, Yu Jiangxia entered the next question in the search bar: What is the thing that makes men love games more?
This time, more answers popped up, all kinds, all kinds of strange things.
For example, the answer that topped the list of likes was actually... a man.
Two large characters hang brightly on the computer screen, with a line of small characters underneath.
When a man falls in love with another man, it goes far beyond the love of the game!
Yu Jiangxia: "..."
What the hell is this, a spoof?
He closed the page resolutely, and re-selected the one with the second number of likes to open.
The answer this time is much more normal: a pet cat.
No hunk can resist the allure of a cuddly, cuddly cat.
Yu Jiangxia fully agrees with this. When he lived in a rented house, he raised a big orange cat.As long as he has nothing to do, he likes to hold the big orange on his lap and stroke the soft fur on its back.
Turning off the computer, Yu Jiangxia immediately began to think that he should buy a cat for Guan Yunye.
But the problem is that when he first came to this world, he had no wallet, no mobile phone, and no acquaintances. Even the clothes and trousers on his body were kindly thrown to him by Guan Yunye, and he was a three-no product that had been restored to factory settings. Why buy a cat for Guan Yunye.
Forget it, let's wait for Guan Yunye to come back later, and then tell him about buying a cat.
Yu Jiangxia found a comedy and cast it on the TV, watching it leisurely.But he didn't expect that he waited from morning to night, Guan Yunye didn't open the door until 10:30 and came back.
He didn't care what Yu Jiangxia was doing, he took his clean pajamas and walked into the bathroom.
Yu Jiangxia heard the sound of rushing water in the bathroom, and couldn't help shaking his upturned legs.This person went out and worked all day today, so he must go to bed early, so he wouldn't have to be troubled by system tasks.For the first time, he felt that the sound of water could be so pleasant.
Half an hour later, Guan Yunye came out of the bathroom, his slightly damp hair was full of moisture, and he glanced at Yu Jiangxia who was watching the drama on the sofa: "This is a single apartment, there is only one room, you can only sleep on the sofa. "
"I'm fine." Yu Jiangxia nodded obediently.
He is now boarding in someone else's house, and the requirements should not be too high, lest he be kicked out.
And I have to admit that the sofa in Guan Yunye's house is big and soft, probably because the owner of the house pursues the ultimate quality of life. The material and materials of the sofa are not inferior to the bed at all. Compared with Yu Jiangxia's previous rental house The wooden sofa is too comfortable.
"Then go to bed early." Guan Yunye said lightly again.
Yu Jiangxia's eyes lit up, relying on his own consciousness, he interpreted Guan Yunye's short five words as: Guan Yunye wanted to express that he was going to sleep, so he hoped that Yu Jiangxia could turn off the TV and restore the quietness at home suitable for rest state.
It's so wonderful to be able to sleep before midnight!
Yu Jiangxia not only immediately pressed the power button of the remote control, but also closed the curtains by the way, then raised his head and smiled at Guan Yunye: "Go to bed early too, good night."
Guan Yunye let out a "hmm" and went into the room.
With sharp eyes, he immediately noticed that the drawer where the laptop was placed had been opened.
Is this revealing?
Guan Yunye narrowed his eyes and opened the laptop without a password.
He deliberately disclosed the information to Yu Jiangxia's notebook before going out this morning, just to lure the person outside, and if it was really arranged by his uncle, he would show his fox tail.But Guan Yunye didn't have any hope at all, because it was too tentative for him to use the computer so plainly.Anyone with a little brain would not be so impatient to directly steal computer files.
Guan Yunye's computer is equipped with a secret use path tracking system, and he quickly deciphered Yu Jiangxia's use traces from the long string of codes.
There is a string of URLs that stands out in the info code.
Guan Yunye copied it, pasted it into the browser, and pressed Enter to enter.
——What a man loves most is a man.
"I don't know how to cook." Yu Jiangxia touched his nose in embarrassment, "Why don't you order a takeaway, and you can also have breakfast by the way."
"At five o'clock in the morning, who will deliver you food." Guan Yunye gave him a disgusted look.But Yu Jiangxia's hungry stomach kept growling in his ears, and he felt a little hungry at once, so he simply said: "Sit on the sofa, I'll make it for you."
Yu Jiangxia never thought that Guan Yunye could cook.
He even suspected that the broken system assigned him the wrong task object.People like Guan Yunye who eat a healthy diet and exercise frequently, even if their schedules are jet-lagged, they will certainly not end up in the same miserable and sudden death as him.
Guan Yunye took a long time to prepare this breakfast, during which Yu Jiangxia worried more than once, whether he would bring out two plates of vegetable salad from the kitchen.If that's the case, Yu Jiangxia, as a foodie who loves meat and dislikes, would rather be hungry.
Fortunately, what he feared did not happen.
Yu Jiangxia first smelled the smell of smoky meat, and then saw Guan Yunye coming out of the kitchen with a round dinner plate in each hand.
"Come and eat." Guan Yunye said to the human sitting on the sofa.
Yu Jiangxia stood up very cautiously, and dragged out a chair to sit down even more cautiously, like a timid child going to board with a distant relative.
Guan Yunye pushed one of the dinner plates in front of him. Yu Jiangxia took a look and found that the two meals seemed to be copied and pasted, one case of fried mushrooms, two hot spring eggs, three slices of buttered toast, and the same quantity smoked bacon and rinsed lettuce.
The most amazing thing is that the placement of everything is exactly as if the coordinates have been calculated on the grid system.Even two cups of Ceylon black tea are almost equal in height in ceramic cups.It is hard for Yu Jiangxia not to guess that Guan Yunye not only has a cleanliness addiction, but also has extremely severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Yu Jiangxia put his hand in the blind spot under the table and gently touched his stomach, he was so hungry...
He said to Guan Yunye: "Thank you." Then he was about to grab the toast with his hands and eat the meat.
But Guan Yunye picked up the knife and fork slowly on the opposite side, sandwiched bacon lettuce and hot spring eggs between the toast, and cut them diagonally into sandwich shapes.
His movements with knives and forks are as elegant as a white swan, and there is a delicate aristocratic atmosphere everywhere. When Jiang Xia grows on the top of his head as hair, he can see it more intuitively and vividly, which makes the people who eat at the same table feel a little embarrassed to show their love for delicious food. For his greed, he could only awkwardly imitate his appearance and eat slowly.
It's tasteless to eat, but it's a pity to throw it away, Yu Jiangxia couldn't help but think of these words while chewing on the bread.
You can't eat and drink too much, and even the most delicious things become tasteless.
But for Guan Yunye, it was a peaceful meal, but for Yu Jiangxia, it was a dull breakfast, and he didn't eat for a long time.
Guan Yunye's call rang suddenly.
"Hello." He picked up the phone, and without waiting for the other party to speak, he asked straight to the point, "Is there a result?"
Yu Jiangxia couldn't hear what the person on the other end of the call said. He saw Guan Yunye put down the sandwich in his hand, wiped his hands with a wet towel, and stood up quickly.
"Okay, I'll drive over right now." Guan Yunye said, put on his shoes and opened the door, without looking at Yu Jiangxia the whole time.
"You played the game all night and didn't take a break?" Yu Jiangxia blurted out these words.
Guan Yunye had already stepped over the threshold with his left foot, and when he heard his words, he suddenly turned his head, his eyes full of scrutiny: "How do you know that I play games all night?"
Yu Jiangxia immediately regretted her talkativeness.
As for how he knew, heh, the system judged that he had failed the mission and deducted one year of remaining life, how could he not know.
Yu Jiangxia lied without changing his face, "In the middle of the night, I heard the sound of games coming from the door at the door."
"I play the game with a headset." Guan Yunye mercilessly exposed his lies.
Yu Jiangxia: "..." Hasty.
Fortunately, Guan Yunye didn't insist on asking this time, and dropped a sentence: "If you are bored at home, you can use the notebook in my bedside cabinet."
After speaking, he hurried away.
Guan Yunye took the elevator downstairs to the parking lot. The moment Yu Jiangxia mentioned the game just now, he suddenly had a very strange illusion.
When playing games the night before, a voice inexplicably appeared in his mind, telling him the answer to the secret room and guiding him to the destination.The voice never appeared again after that, so Guan Yunye didn't pay attention to it. He just thought it was a short-term bug in the game system and inadvertently missed the answer for the player.
Yu Jiangxia's voice...
After careful comparison, Guan Yunye felt that it was very similar to the voice in his head that night, very similar.
But if it was really the same voice, Guan Yunye couldn't figure out the cause and effect at all.Even if he believed the bizarre time travel that Yu Jiangxia said, it still couldn't explain why Yu Jiangxia's voice appeared strangely in his mind.
The number on the elevator display jumped to the negative floor, and Guan Yunye rubbed his tired and aching temples.
In any case, we must first figure out whether Yu Jiangxia's coming to him was arranged by his uncle, or whether there really is an outrageous time travel in this world.
He used his mobile phone to remotely control the home camera to turn it on. Guan Yunye was ready to see the picture of Yu Jiangxia flipping his things, but what suddenly zoomed in on the screen was the young man holding a lettuce-wrapped bacon in his left hand and toast in his right. Hold the egg, and gobble it up with one bite.
After Yu Jiangxia finished his plate of breakfast at such a fast speed, he even ate the other half of the sandwich that Guan Yunye hadn't used. Then he drank two mouthfuls of stomach-warming black tea, satiated and leaned on the back of the chair, typed Burp.
"Bash—"
It's cool to eat like this.
The corners of Guan Yunye's mouth twitched slightly as he watched from behind the screen.
Whether you eat or not, sit or not.
His uncle knew his living habits well, and probably would not have arranged for such a vulgar person to come over.
He wanted to cut off the monitoring and exit, but because the phone screen was occupied by Yu Jiangxia's gesture of touching his belly, Guan Qingye's eyes couldn't help but stop.He suddenly caught a glimpse of the cartoon pattern on the chest of Yu Jiangxia's shirt, and the hamster's bulging cheeks, in stark contrast to the young man's mouth full of food.
Not to mention, they are quite similar, they all have similar cuteness.
Guan Qingye was startled by his sudden thought, why would he think a stranger of unknown origin was cute?
It must be because I have stayed up too late lately and am not sober.
He threw his mobile phone into the passenger seat, ignored the situation at home and concentrated on driving.
At this time, Yu Jiangxia sat and waited for the food to digest for a while, and felt really bored. Remembering Guan Yunye's last words before going out, he decisively and unceremoniously found a notebook from the bedside table in his room.
But instead of playing the game, he opened the browser instead.
Yu Jiangxia typed in the search bar: How can a person get rid of the bad habit of staying up late and playing games?
He didn't forget the task on his shoulders, which was to prevent Guan Yunye from staying up late and help him develop the good habit of going to bed early and getting up early.
Yu Jiangxia lacks experience in this area, so she thinks that she should be able to find a reasonable and appropriate solution by asking for help from omnipotent netizens.
He pressed the Enter key, and instantly saw countless answers, Yu Jiangxia selected the one with the highest number of likes and clicked on it.
The answer is as follows: "The fundamental reason why contemporary youth stay up late to play games is because they get a sense of refreshment and pleasure from games. This will make them addicted to the game world and cannot extricate themselves, commonly known as online game addiction. And Quitting Internet addiction is actually very simple, as long as he finds something that makes him feel more passionate, it can distract them from their madness about games."
Yu Jiangxia nodded while watching, feeling that it made sense.
His former college roommate was like this, and his Internet addiction was extremely serious.Every night, a group of people would go to the Internet cafe outside the school to hack without stopping even the occasional power outage in the dormitory.
Because of this, Yu Jiangxia also thought of a sideline business to make money from their madness about games: providing services such as game companionship or game play.
It was only after that that he embarked on the no-return road of staying up late and playing games, but the reason was that he wanted to make money and had nothing to do with Internet addiction.
Inspired by this answer, Yu Jiangxia entered the next question in the search bar: What is the thing that makes men love games more?
This time, more answers popped up, all kinds, all kinds of strange things.
For example, the answer that topped the list of likes was actually... a man.
Two large characters hang brightly on the computer screen, with a line of small characters underneath.
When a man falls in love with another man, it goes far beyond the love of the game!
Yu Jiangxia: "..."
What the hell is this, a spoof?
He closed the page resolutely, and re-selected the one with the second number of likes to open.
The answer this time is much more normal: a pet cat.
No hunk can resist the allure of a cuddly, cuddly cat.
Yu Jiangxia fully agrees with this. When he lived in a rented house, he raised a big orange cat.As long as he has nothing to do, he likes to hold the big orange on his lap and stroke the soft fur on its back.
Turning off the computer, Yu Jiangxia immediately began to think that he should buy a cat for Guan Yunye.
But the problem is that when he first came to this world, he had no wallet, no mobile phone, and no acquaintances. Even the clothes and trousers on his body were kindly thrown to him by Guan Yunye, and he was a three-no product that had been restored to factory settings. Why buy a cat for Guan Yunye.
Forget it, let's wait for Guan Yunye to come back later, and then tell him about buying a cat.
Yu Jiangxia found a comedy and cast it on the TV, watching it leisurely.But he didn't expect that he waited from morning to night, Guan Yunye didn't open the door until 10:30 and came back.
He didn't care what Yu Jiangxia was doing, he took his clean pajamas and walked into the bathroom.
Yu Jiangxia heard the sound of rushing water in the bathroom, and couldn't help shaking his upturned legs.This person went out and worked all day today, so he must go to bed early, so he wouldn't have to be troubled by system tasks.For the first time, he felt that the sound of water could be so pleasant.
Half an hour later, Guan Yunye came out of the bathroom, his slightly damp hair was full of moisture, and he glanced at Yu Jiangxia who was watching the drama on the sofa: "This is a single apartment, there is only one room, you can only sleep on the sofa. "
"I'm fine." Yu Jiangxia nodded obediently.
He is now boarding in someone else's house, and the requirements should not be too high, lest he be kicked out.
And I have to admit that the sofa in Guan Yunye's house is big and soft, probably because the owner of the house pursues the ultimate quality of life. The material and materials of the sofa are not inferior to the bed at all. Compared with Yu Jiangxia's previous rental house The wooden sofa is too comfortable.
"Then go to bed early." Guan Yunye said lightly again.
Yu Jiangxia's eyes lit up, relying on his own consciousness, he interpreted Guan Yunye's short five words as: Guan Yunye wanted to express that he was going to sleep, so he hoped that Yu Jiangxia could turn off the TV and restore the quietness at home suitable for rest state.
It's so wonderful to be able to sleep before midnight!
Yu Jiangxia not only immediately pressed the power button of the remote control, but also closed the curtains by the way, then raised his head and smiled at Guan Yunye: "Go to bed early too, good night."
Guan Yunye let out a "hmm" and went into the room.
With sharp eyes, he immediately noticed that the drawer where the laptop was placed had been opened.
Is this revealing?
Guan Yunye narrowed his eyes and opened the laptop without a password.
He deliberately disclosed the information to Yu Jiangxia's notebook before going out this morning, just to lure the person outside, and if it was really arranged by his uncle, he would show his fox tail.But Guan Yunye didn't have any hope at all, because it was too tentative for him to use the computer so plainly.Anyone with a little brain would not be so impatient to directly steal computer files.
Guan Yunye's computer is equipped with a secret use path tracking system, and he quickly deciphered Yu Jiangxia's use traces from the long string of codes.
There is a string of URLs that stands out in the info code.
Guan Yunye copied it, pasted it into the browser, and pressed Enter to enter.
——What a man loves most is a man.
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