I got to the top with a talk show

"Auntie came to clean in the morning. She said that the young man is good-looking but sloppy. The house is dirty and messy and the kitchen needs to be cleaned. I said Auntie, I can do everything and you will be unemployed!"

Cai Yuren nodded and said, "It rhymes."

"A classmate from elementary school on WeChat came to add me, saying that you are popular and help me get an autograph. I nodded again and again and finally welcomed the first wave of fans and relatives. In the end, he said to help me and ask for business leads."

The audience burst out laughing, Wen Jing couldn't see anything in the red area before his eyes, he thought it was fine if he couldn't see it, there was no need to be embarrassed.

But he heard Zheng Peisheng yelling from below: "Teacher Shang won't give me an autograph! I can't even get it!"

Hearing the reaction, Wen Jing, who was very happy, improvised: "Mr. Shang, for the sake of us being third-generation, please give me an autograph so that I can do business."

The audience in the audience was full of question marks: What is the three-character generation?

Wen Jing plucked the strings again, and sang along with the music: "You are a third-rate actor, I am a three-gold men's group, and we are all three-character generation."

Wen Jing reversed the names of the two of them.

The audience erupted in laughter instantly, it was the first time I heard such a funny title as a third-rate actor.

What's even more interesting is that Wen Jing dared to make fun of Shang Yinchi. He did something that the entire entertainment industry wanted to do but no one dared to do.

Dare to be the first in the world!

Everyone didn't have to bear the risk of being black-faced by the businessman, but they could enjoy the happiness to the fullest. Everyone laughed heartily, very unrestrainedly and happily, and said it was enjoyable.

The photographer's lens was given to Shang Yinchi without hesitation.

For the first time in his life, the three-gold actor, who was called the third-rate actor, was expressionless, and applauded along with everyone, showing no emotion at all.

Wen Jing's back was a little sweaty, but fortunately he was wearing a red cloth, so he didn't have to look at Shang Yinchi's expression, and escaped unharmed.

Everyone laughed for a long time before they stopped. Wen Jing smiled slightly and continued to sing: "The fans stopped me when I went out and asked me if I could sign a poster. I said I have a signature, but I have never taken a photo. Book a studio now. is there time?"

There was another burst of laughter, and the corners of Wen Jing's mouth curled up slightly. When the laughter was almost over, he continued to pluck the guitar strings.

The chords played by Wen Jing are very simple, and the simple chords further accentuate his clear voice, which is clean and spotless.

"The agent said that I will take a talk show for you while the iron is hot, and you can just talk casually in the small theater in the bar. I thought I could really make my debut by myself. After doing my homework for a few nights, I didn't start there. Said, the audience held up 100 yuan and called me down, and I will give it to you."

Wen Jing heard another "pop", and someone blew up the lights again.

What followed was Ye Xiaoxue's excited voice: "Teacher Shang has blown Wen Jing's lights for two consecutive games. Teacher Shang must have understood this passage! I didn't expect that Teacher Shang, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, could understand this. "

It turned out that Shang Yinchi had blown the lights, and it was on such a joke, Wen Jing blushed unconsciously.

He was thankful that his face was covered with a red cloth so that no one could see his expression.

Wen Jing waited, but Shang Yinchi didn't speak. He continued to play and sing: "It turns out that this is the legend of relying on face to make money. Do I have to take off my clothes to be more dedicated? In the talk show industry that doesn't care about face, I became the shame of the industry that I can’t get along without face, the shame of the industry, the shame of the industry, I thought that if I don’t want to return to the boy group, I’d better make a background board quietly, and the group members told me: ‘We don’t rely on our face. Eat, we can dance and sing, you can't do anything, go to a talk show.'”

Another "pop".

Wen Jing was a little surprised this time. He felt that this passage was not handled very well, and the jokes were not dense enough and did not surface.He sang repeatedly in this section mainly for the harmony of the melody.

Unexpectedly, Ye Xiaoxue let out a series of barbell-like laughter: "Hahahahahahaha, the boy group said that they don't rely on their faces for a living. This is the funniest joke I've heard this year."

Shang Yinchi said flatly beside him: "Xiaoxue speaks very highly of Wen Jing."

Ye Xiaoxue laughed again for a while before stopping her laughter: "I really think Wen Jing is very handsome, does Mr. Shang want to give Wen Jing little shoes to wear?"

When people lose their sight, their hearing becomes particularly sensitive.Wen Jing waited carefully for a few seconds, but Shang Yinchi didn't make another sound.

Wen Jing felt that his emotions were a little complicated. He didn't think much, took a deep breath, and sang the last few lines: "When I think I can rely on my face to eat, I just drink the northwest wind. When I think I have to stop When the face is the only way to eat, everyone pointed at me and said, you rely on the face to eat. I don’t know if this crazy world will let me have the face. I don’t know, I don’t know. Know."

After humming these few lines, Wen Jing paused, put down the guitar, and said softly: "Actually, no matter how good-looking I am, I'm still working hard. When someone kills my hard work because of my appearance, I will also be sad. When I am sad, I wish my face would not be seen, thinking that in this way, I can get the legendary justice. But I forgot that this world, it is because of these injustices, that it is extraordinarily unknown and charming. Hello everyone, I am It is Wen Jing who has become so numb to her own appearance that she has lost awareness of her own talents, and is at a loss for what to do with her talents, thank you everyone."

After saying this, Wen Jing took off the triangular scarf, his eyes couldn't adapt to the strong light on the stage, and couldn't open them. He squinted for a while before he adjusted.

At this stall, the host said: "Another four instructors are blown up, and Wen Jing is the biggest dark horse in Tutuo this season. Can the four instructors comment?"

Wen Jing hadn't regained his composure yet, his eyes were completely white, and he looked at the audience stage in confusion but couldn't see anything clearly.

Zheng Peisheng first said: "Our traditional talk shows have routines. The contestants already know how to make jokes and how to repeatedly rub on your jokes. In short, it is very easy for the contestants to make you laugh, but it is very difficult. Deliberately. Wen Jing is a monk halfway through. He has never learned or practiced. He writes the things he has come into contact with in the talk show with a passion. The content may be a little green, but it is very real and touching, and can arouse the synaesthesia of others. Let you have some aftertaste after laughing."

Cai Yuren nodded and said, "He didn't feed you all the jokes, but he tore up his own experience to show you, and told you that even such a young man who looks good on the outside has so much sadness and pain in his heart." It's not easy for everyone, it's easy to touch people, and to a certain extent, it sublimates the connotation of this talk show."

Shang Yinchi followed up: "A talk show doesn't care whether you laugh or not, but whether you can remember it after laughing. This is the one you can remember."

Ye Xiaoxue stuck out her tongue: "The three instructors are all too advanced, I can't say something so learned, I just know, it's over if it sounds nice, this young handsome guy plays and sings for you with a guitar, and tells you what's on his mind, What's not enough?"

Wen Jing reluctantly picked up the microphone: "Well, after talking for a long time, I still rely on my face for food."

Shang Yinchi asked: "Do you want to rely on your face to make a living?"

Wen Jing replied very sincerely: "You can eat on anything, as long as you can eat, I'm not picky."

Shang Yinchi nodded and said, "We don't pick faces in our talk shows."

The other three tutors applauded and laughed, and Ye Xiaoxue joked, "Teacher Shang has become more and more humorous in these two games, and his eloquence is getting better and better. He is not as scary as the first time."

Shang Yinchi got up, and gave Ye Xiaoxue a deep look: "Really?"

The audience burst into laughter, and Ye Xiaoxue laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist: "As expected of the three golden actor, just one expression scared me to my knees."

Shang Yinchi replied coldly with four words: "Third-rate actor."

Everyone thought of Wen Jing's stalk, and laughed more cheerfully and happily.

Only Wen Jing felt a chill down his spine, and he didn't dare to look up at Shang Yinchi's face.

After everyone finished laughing, Cai Yuren took over the words: "Wen Jing, because of your freshness, you stood out from the 21 contestants and became the first contestant to advance to the top ten. But I have to say, with you The other nine contestants who will be competing on stage must all be more seasoned, mature, and experienced talk show contestants than you, have you thought about how to go next?"

Such a serious topic appeared on the stage of a talk show that is used to laughing and joking, and everyone's expressions were a little too late to adjust.

On the other hand, Wen Jing, who had been keeping a straight face, rubbed the microphone with both hands, and replied seriously: "When I was in the men's group, everyone thought I was too old and had no future; when I joined the talk show circle, everyone thought I was too young." , I have no experience. Isn’t this the same as whether I can rely on my face to eat, I have to eat first before I am qualified to answer this question.”

Wen Jing paused, and continued: "Actually, as long as I can move forward, even if I can take one more step, I am willing to give 100% effort and seize every opportunity. I never thought that I would be able to advance today, and I even said goodbye I have already thought about my testimonials, but since I can hang around here again, even if I don’t know the way to go, I will fight my way to the death.”

Wen Jing plucked up the courage to glance at Shang Yinchi out of the corner of his eye, and saw him nodding beside him.

Real people are really handsome and good-looking, and my idol is never tired of watching.Wen Jing silently thought to himself, after the show is over, he can anonymously post a post to get close to his idol.

When Wen Jing sat back in the waiting area, everyone looked at him differently.

Wen Jing felt that the look in his eyes changed from looking at the vase to looking at the opponent.From disdain to respect.

Wen Jing is a little happy, which shows that we are really evenly matched.

As for the other players, they are not happy.

The contestants in the next game became very embarrassed, because Wen Jing said in advance in the content of the talk show that he would be cueed by other contestants, and he appeared in the third place as early as the third, so he put this The burden was shaken out, and when the players behind him said they wanted to use Wen Jing to make fun of their beauty and lack of talent, they seemed to be exhausted and self-confessed.

There was only one contestant, probably because he really didn't prepare any other materials, so he cue Wen Jing and ate Yan's benefits, and was booed by the audience.

Tuotuo is really a cruel stage. Whether you perform well or not, the audience can give you the most direct reaction at the first time, without hypocrisy or flattery.

This is both a good thing and a bad thing, and it is a double-edged sword for everyone - on such a variety show, you are destined to either be promoted to the clouds, or fall into the quagmire.