I got to the top with a talk show

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Zheng Peisheng: "The young man has improved, so we should put higher demands on him. Didn't you explode?"

Cai Yuren nodded: "When the second issue came out, everyone felt that we were too lenient with this kid. This time I will hold back and decide to laugh three times before bursting into flames."

Ye Xiaoxue frowned and said, "What kind of reason is this? Tuotuo should be the most unfriendly variety show for handsome men in the country."

Everyone was amused by Ye Xiaoxue again.

Wen Jing stood there with a smile. Seeing that everyone was almost laughing, he continued: "After the last episode of the program was broadcast, everyone knew that I was a fan of Teacher Shang, and Teacher Shang himself also knew. Fans can express their love on the spot There are not many opportunities, and I am very excited. After the show, I have the cheek to ask for Teacher Shang’s WeChat account. It is Teacher Shang’s WeChat account. I hold it in my hand and look left and right. I can’t get enough of it. I want to click in. Looking at the circle of friends, a slippery hand, I took a picture of Mr. Shang."

"I froze all of a sudden. This is too embarrassing. What should I do? Withdraw it. Teacher Shang thinks I don't want to take pictures of him. What should I do? Don't withdraw it. Teacher Shang is my tutor. It's rude to take pictures of my tutor at will. I feel like I have seen Teacher Shang’s eyes on the other end of the phone, looking at me coldly through WeChat. I really want to pretend to be dead, forget about social death, and just throw away WeChat, as if this matter is Wechat started first. If I took a picture of my mother or my boss, I would probably do it, but Mr. Shang is different. I had an idea and added a sentence: "Mr. Shang, come out for supper together?" '"

This story is very exciting, everyone substituted themselves and listened with gusto.

"Teacher Shang replied 'yes' in seconds, which made me more sure. After I finished taking pictures of him, he has been pinching his phone and waiting for the next article. If I didn't add a snack right away, maybe he would pinch his phone until late at night. .I'm so touching and caring. I saved Mr. Shang, otherwise he wouldn't be able to sleep all night. You see how much we, people with a lot of drama in our hearts, take care of others."

"When I was most proud, the phone vibrated again. I picked it up and looked: 'Shang Yinchi patted you on the back and said, Dad, I'm back."

The audience was stunned for a moment, and when everyone reacted, they roared with laughter. Wen Jing stood quietly on the stage, frowning slightly, and when everyone was almost laughing, he said the next sentence with an annoyed expression: "Fortunately, there was no social interaction just now." Sexual death, otherwise there is no way to die now, only a fake corpse."

"But who am I? I am Wen Jing with too much inner drama. Now I can think of at least ten reactions from Mr. Shang, and twenty ways to deal with these ten reactions. In order to treat this problem rigorously, I draw I made a mind map and listed them all. This mind map is the most successful one I have ever drawn in my life. It is luxuriant and detailed. I also wrote out the business I didn’t write down the teacher’s forty reactions because the paper was not big enough. About an hour passed when I finished writing all of them. I took out my phone and proudly wanted to see what Teacher Shang had to say. Find the coping pattern in the map."

"Open it and see that there is no such line in the dialog box as take a picture. It turns out that after the update of WeChat, a new function of withdrawal has been added. Mr. Shang has already used this function skillfully for the first time."

"Oh, I've been busy for a long time, but I lost to Papa Ma."

"Just when I breathed a sigh of relief and thought that this matter was over, Teacher Shang jumped out and said: 'I have been blowing the wind at the door for more than an hour.' I realized that I was busy with crisis public relations I completely forgot that I asked Mr. Shang for supper. Who is Mr. Shang, a third-rate actor? He gave me the face of the three-gold boy group to eat supper together. I made him wait for more than an hour. Zhisheng, Mr. Shang deserves to be angry, anger is already the most friendly expression, if I get this kind of treatment, now I am afraid it would not be as simple as being angry, I would have lost my anger a long time ago."

The audience in the audience listened with gusto. Wen Jing glanced at Shang Yinchi, and there were some strange colors looming on his black face.

Wen Jing didn't have time to think about it, and quickly continued: "I hurriedly said: 'Mr. Shang, please listen to my explanation.' Who knew that I couldn't send this sentence, which shows that I have been blocked by the other party."

"Hey! It turns out that Teacher Shang is so simple and rude, I added so many scenes for nothing! It's because of too many scenes that I ended up being blacklisted by Teacher Shang."

With a "pop", Cai Yuren exploded the lights.

Cai Yuren hugged his belly and said, "Wen Jing, I've noticed it since the last game. Although you said you were a fan of Mr. Shang, you teased him harder than anyone else. I admire you." !"

Wen Jing hurriedly said on the stage: "Mr. Cai, you have wronged me. What I am teasing is that I play too much. Teacher Shang is the true character of a gentleman."

Zheng Peisheng joined in the fun and said, "Wen Jing said that Mr. Shang is a gentleman, but what about you?"

Wen Jing said without hesitation: "There are a lot of villains."

Shang Yinchi's dark face couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly.

Wen Jing continued: "You say I'm making fun of Mr. Shang, but I really dare not. I'm in a very difficult situation right now, and I think everything I do is wrong. Teacher Zheng, let me analyze it for you, and I beg you to point out a way out. Mr. Shang The status is too high. If I mention him, I will just rub his hot spots and fire his CP. This pot weighs a thousand catties. I can't bear it and dare not resist, lest I will be crushed to death. It is too difficult to be a human being in the age of traffic. For example, Mr. Shang is a ten thousand-year-old pine and cypress, and I am Lu Zhishen. Originally, the relationship between the two should be inseparable, but some people say that Mr. Shang is a weeping willow, and I am Lu Zhishen. Lu Zhishen pulls out the weeping willows upside down, come on, you can think of the next thing without talking about it, and I will be in trouble again. So, I have the original sin when I came to the stage, and it is also my original sin for thinking too much. Here Under the double original sin, I simply went all out. Thank you everyone, I am Wen Jing who pulls out the weeping willow."

There was another "pop", and Zheng Peisheng also exploded.

Zheng Peisheng said to Wen Jing: "Is it better to ask you to rub off on Teacher Shang's popularity, or to turn to Teacher Shang instead? You still really blame me on this question."

Ye Xiaoxue yelled: "Can you give me another lamp, I still want to explode, why is it so funny, pulling the weeping willows upside down hahaha. Teacher Shang, can you hold back this funny?"

Wen Jing scratched his head: "It's all my fault for thinking too much. Mr. Shang has waited for an hour and hasn't had supper, and the lights haven't blown. I should!"

Everyone laughed again.

The host said: "Wen Jing's three lights exploded, and he did not advance smoothly. Next, the countdown of audience votes will be counted. The countdown to audience voting will be closed in five seconds."

Among the 200 spectators at the scene, Wen Jing only got 120 votes, plus the three exploding lamps each counted as six votes, a total of 138 votes. disuse.According to the competition system, after the end of the first round, those with four flashing lights can be promoted directly, and the rest of the players will compete for the remaining places in the form of PK.

When Wen Jing returned to the waiting area, Fu Guangyun whistled and said, "Those who said they looked down on me kept belittling others, and they didn't advance as if they praised others, so we will PK the second round with us, hahaha."

Wen Jing glanced at Fu Guangyun, but said nothing.I found a bottle of water and drank half of it.

Yang Siyuan persuaded Wen Jing: "Don't be as knowledgeable as Fu Guangyun. He is a prickly hair. He wants to provoke everyone and make others anxious. He will have a chance. Don't follow his way and prepare for the second round of PK."

Wen Jing said gratefully: "I didn't plan to have the same knowledge as him. I can say that I can win the lights on stage, and talk about what I can do in the waiting area."

Fu Guangyun heard this, frowned fiercely, stomped away and walked away.

Soon all ten people finished their performances, and none of them was promoted directly. Wen Jing ranked fifth, and Fu Guangyun ranked second, which happened to be a two-to-two PK.

According to the competition system, the top five scorers can give priority to PK opponents. After the first place is selected, it will be Fu Guangyun's turn. At this time, Wen Jing has not been selected by other players.

The host asked: "Fu Guangyun, who do you choose as the PK target?"

Fu Guangyun said without hesitation: "Wen Jing."

The host asked curiously: "Why? Wen Jing is as lucky as a koi all the way. I thought everyone would avoid him."

Fu Guangyun chuckled: "His good luck is over. You can see that he didn't advance in this round. Of course, the key to my selection of him is that he is the weakest of the top ten players."

There were boos that were neither heavy nor light, and everyone didn't like this answer.

Fu Guangyun added triumphantly: "It's also because he has a personality that never hates others, and mine is to beat you to pieces. Isn't it natural for me to PK with him? Invincible."

The boos from the audience got louder.

The expression on the host's face was a bit embarrassing, and he hurriedly smoothed things over: "The top ten are all very good talk show contestants, and everyone's level should not be underestimated. Well, Fu Guangyun hurry up and get ready."

The PK stage is free to play, just short and precise, there is no need to fully prepare as before, and generally follow the content on the field and improvise.

Fu Guangyun came on stage first, and Wen Jing stood at the other corner of the stage watching Fu Guangyun perform.

He eloquently and majesticly described all the Wen Jing in the past three episodes, from being handsome but the boy group is very confused, to hugging businessmen and attracting his thighs without hesitating to blacken himself, the people in the audience were stunned. .

Before the end, Fu Guangyun suddenly took out his mobile phone and walked from the stage to the instructor's seat, "Four instructors, I wonder if I can add a WeChat account. I want to treat you to supper tonight. I will definitely not be cheap and search your circle of friends." , I don’t take pictures of you, and I don’t take pictures with random settings.”

The four tutors looked at each other in blank dismay, stunned.

The camera showed Wen Jing, and Wen Jing's expression was extremely ugly.

Shang Yinchi shook his head with a dark face: "When you chose Wen Jing, you said it was because he was the weakest, and then he was the weakest, and you still used his memes, and finally you wanted to set up the WeChat accounts of the four mentors. , This move is too ruthless, killing three birds with one stone."

Fu Guangyun chuckled: "Although you don't give me WeChat, it's a compliment that I'm also a business teacher. I'll ask the other three teachers for WeChat."

Ye Xiaoxue smiled awkwardly: "The other two teachers are thin-skinned, I rejected you for them, thank you, thank you."

Fu Guangyun waved his hand: "It's okay, this is a good thing, it shows that everyone has a very deep memory of this talk show."

The audience was silent, everyone was dumbfounded, and the atmosphere was extremely embarrassing.

The host came out to smooth things over again: "Wen Jing is invited to play next."

As soon as Wen Jing came on stage, everyone immediately felt that the stage was much more eye-catching.Leaving aside what the talk show was about, standing here with such a handsome face and a handsome young man in fur and white clothes gave people a very comfortable feeling.

Only Shang Yinchi noticed that the Wen Jing at this time was different from the past.

Wen Jing's eyes were shining brightly, and he raised his hands and feet, without the self-confidence he had when he played for the first time, nor the indifference he had when he played for the second time, the light in his eyes clearly showed the desire to win.