I got to the top with a talk show

"So I fell into deep guilt. I was anti-human, and I was too terrible. I was a time bomb living next to my mother. My mother still took me in. This is definitely not a little love like mother-child love." Yes, this is the great love of mankind that moves heaven and earth!"

"But I'm not reconciled to being anti-humanity without doing anything. In my mind, anti-humanity is such a high level, how can I be qualified to be a big villain? I'm a little proud, look at me I will no longer be wiped out by all of you, I am a different villain. But there is still a voice in my heart struggling weakly: Am I really the big boss of this earth? Is the big boss really as mediocre as me No wonder?"

"At that moment, there was a voice in my head that I was actually the chosen one of the earth."

"You have to know that when you become an adult, you have actually accepted the fact that you will be mediocre all your life, but suddenly my mother told me that I am the chosen one and I am different from everyone else. At that time, not only did I not Fear and frustration, but there are still some small surprises in your heart?"

The audience applauded again.Cai Yuren smiled and said to Zheng Peisheng: "Mother Wen is amazing, she is a philosopher. Wen Jing's passage is very connotative."

Zheng Peisheng nodded: "This kid's understanding of the talk show has obviously become more profound. I will talk to him about this topic later."

Wen Jing glanced at the guest seats gratefully, and continued: "My mother said, do you want to talk to people who are also socially phobic, and see if everyone has any positive growth methods to resist anti-human attributes. This I interpreted the sentence as: How about I ask a few more social terrorists, do you have any special organization, you can go against humanity together, or discuss what contributions each has made on the road against humanity .After all, there is strength in numbers.”

"I've been doing this for a long time without success, and I'm stuck. No matter how hard I look, I can't find a fellow. Later I realized that I'm a social fear. What does social fear mean? I don't want to be in contact with strangers, Tell you one more word, how can I let you know that I am a social terror? I don't want to share any information about me with you, how can I let you know such an important label? So a social terror, will never Know the existence of another social terror."

"Every society is an isolated island. We will never meet again, and we can only socialize silently."

"I think this conclusion is very reasonable. Since social terror has such a terrible attribute against humanity, it must also need an innate weakness that can suppress this attribute. This weakness is that social terror cannot gather or form an organization. This weakness is too awesome Yes! It’s simply the innate nemesis of the Restraint Society that threatens to destroy human beings. Since we have natural weaknesses, I decided to lie flat, neither save myself nor destroy the earth, and be a quiet big boss, as beautiful as a flower.”

Wen Jing put his hands under his chin and made a flower expression.

"Crack!" Shang Yinchi exploded the lights expressionlessly.

Wen Jing: Why did he blow the lights with a dark face?What kind of coquettish operation is blasting lights with a black face?

Ye Xiaoxue exclaimed: "Wen Jing, this is a foul! Who allowed you to be so cute! My blood tank is almost empty!"

Everyone laughed again.

"My mother has calculated thousands of times, and she missed it. She became more anxious and felt that my life was hopeless." Wen Jing continued.

"But I was born by her. She felt the responsibility and obligation to save me and pull me back from the road of anti-humanity. She tried many ways that were more anti-human than myself, such as forcing me to participate in various social activities. , Let me participate in every dinner party in the family. She thought she could save the anti-human me, but what she never expected was that she actually forced out my more obvious anti-human traits."

"My mother asked me to participate in the men's team audition. She told me that if I joined the men's team, I would get along with other boys day and night, and stand under the spotlight and be watched by everyone. She said, hehe , It’s all like this, let me see how you are socially phobic. My mother didn’t know, I made a very perfect background board of human flesh. When I get along with boys day and night, I actually get along with my mobile phone day and night. When I’m under the spotlight, I train out If you watch my video at that time, I promise you won’t find me. My mother was shocked. She never thought that my social terror ability would be trained even better. This has been rounded up. Contributed to the destruction of the earth."

"My mother has calculated thousands of times, and she missed it. She became more anxious and felt that my life was hopeless."

Every time Wen Jing said "my mother has a thousand calculations", the laughter and applause from the audience hit like waves, and each wave was higher than the other.

The talk show that Wen Jing worked so hard to revise is already very complete in structure.Hard work pays off, and such a neat structure really got perfect feedback from the audience.As he threw out jokes one after another, the audience gave a very enthusiastic response.

The contestants, including those in the waiting area, were also amazed at Wen Jing's outstanding performance.

"Wen Jing went on to say: She quickly reined in the precipice and told me to stop singing and dancing in the boy group and go to a talk show. She said, this time you have to talk under the spotlight, and see how socially phobic you are."

"I definitely refuse to talk about talk shows. How can our social fear face so many people and talk non-stop, and I am talking awkwardly by myself. How difficult it is. If no one laughs, it will be embarrassing to death. I definitely want to find a hole to drill down. At this time, my mother was very proud. She said that she had inquired about it. The mentor of this talk show was my idol Shang Yinchi since I was a child. Everyone in my family knows that I like Shang Yinchi, but for chasing stars Is there anything more exciting than being able to see an idol in person? No. So I really came to this stage, it’s really a talk show.”

"My mother is finally happy. With the help of Shang Yinchi, she finally made the right choice. She thinks that I will firmly hug Teacher Shang's thigh and become an obsessed little fan."

"It's a pity, it's a pity, social fear and non-social fear are destined to be people in two worlds. They don't know that even if our social fear meets an idol, we don't know what to say, how to move our hands, and those who stutter Like a little fool, blushing like a first love. And no one likes a little fool in first love—including myself. So I dare not talk to Teacher Shang. Seeing him is like a mouse seeing a cat , either avoiding it from a distance or picking up the phone and pretending not to see it. I wish I could be thousands of miles away from him every time. Just like that, some people on the Internet say that I am cheating on Teacher Shang’s popularity.”

"How could I cheat on Teacher Shang? I can't stand anyone in this world cheating on Teacher Shang, including myself. So, I decided to draw a clear line with Teacher Shang. I will spare no effort in every issue of Teacher Shang, submit Knife, to prove that I am not cheating on Mr. Shang’s enthusiasm. But the darker I am, the more excited everyone is, what’s the matter? Is it because Mr. Shang is too dark to feel being hacked, or is it that Mr. Shang’s operation itself is a joke ?”

"Crack!" Cai Yuren also burst into flames: "Long time to see you! I can wait until the day when Teacher Shang is hacked, so excited!"

Shang Yinchi gave Cai Yuren a cold look: "I can withstand storms."

Everyone was immediately amused by Shang Yinchi's words and bent over with laughter, including Wen Jing.

Wen Jing finally waited until the audience calmed down, and then Wen Jing continued: "Xiao Wen's flying knife is a good example. So how can I say it, for example, when I say that Mr. Shang is a third-rate actor, I feel that this flying knife It must have seen blood when I stabbed it down. I don’t know if my knife was not hard enough or the skin was too thick. The knife actually bounced back and dug out a **** hole. The Internet actually said that the third-rate movie star is called Mengmeng Da. Sanjin, Sanjin is cute, okay? For someone like me who has been named Sanliu since the first day of my debut, I just want to shed two lines of tears when I hear the word Sanliu. I don’t think there is any cuteness at all. .”

"Teacher Shang himself wasn't angry, and he was still cheerfully teaching me how to act. I grinned at the world, but the world was sweet and sweet to me. I raised my knife, but the world handed me a honeypot. Finally I cut down the honey pot with a knife and dug out a piece of honey to eat. How did the world become so friendly to me? I was able to stand on the stage full of joy. Didn’t I say that I was a social terror? This How come the society that I have given up has become incompatible with my expectations, so how can you let me be a good social fear?"

"Hi everyone, I am Wen Jing, who has persisted in social terror for 20 years, but unexpectedly recovered today, but I want to correct me, it's not because of my mother's intervention that I stopped social terror, after all calculations, she still missed it. "

Ye Xiaoxue took the lead and stood up, followed by the other three tutors, and everyone applauded continuously.

The applause from the audience lasted for a long time before it stopped.

Wen Jing showed a slightly shy smile, bowed deeply, and watched everything in the audience quietly.

Host: "I didn't expect all four mentors to blow up their lights. The audience voting channel will be closed in ten seconds. Okay, let's count Wen Jing's votes now. There are 150 votes in total, plus 24 votes from the on-site instructors. Jing received 174 votes in the first round, temporarily ranking first. Do you have any comments from the four tutors?"

Zheng Peisheng picked up the microphone and said first: "I have been doing talk shows for more than ten years, so I am relatively experienced in the industry. Over these years, I have listened to various texts and jokes almost every day. In fact, the level of laughter has become higher and higher. I’m too lazy to laugh. Wen Jing’s episode today is not about how hilarious it is. Some of his content makes me feel that he is deliberately suppressing his laughter. But overall, it is a very advanced talk show. Yes, I can only think of it The word advanced."

Cai Yuren took up the conversation with great interest: "Mr. Zheng, do you really think that this talk show has some philosophical meaning?"

Zheng Peisheng nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, it has risen to the height of philosophy. Wen Jing, did you write this text yourself? Or do you have a creative team?"

Wen Jingpi took a moment: "Mr. Zheng, what do you think of the level of the creative team? I'm the only one. If you like it, can you help me with some work?"

Zheng Peisheng: "I like this team, but I'm worried that after the finals are broadcast, you will be too busy and look down on the job I got."

Wen Jing hurriedly shook his head, and said seriously: "You are my bole, I absolutely dare not do this, from now on, whenever you ask me for a job, I will definitely dare not refuse."

Zheng Peisheng smiled slightly: "Young people don't talk too much. It's a good thing that you are willing to give me face as an old man, but don't be kidnapped by morality. Business is one thing, and respecting teachers is another thing. Everything matters." It’s better to make it clear separately.”

Wen Jing glanced at Shang Yinchi out of the corner of his eye. He didn't know if it was a psychological effect. He felt that Shang Yinchi's face was darker and darker than before.