I got to the top with a talk show

"Crack!" Ye Xiaoxue exploded the lights.Wen Jing knows the competition system of the talk show. Any contestant can advance directly as long as all four instructors on the field blow up their lights.

But he is the guest of this show, so what's the point of blowing the lights on him?Wen Jing was a little puzzled, thinking to himself that maybe this meant encouraging appreciation.

Before he had time to think about it, he continued.

"I have not been a competitive person since I was a child. Most of the time I was like the background board. No one paid attention to me until I was on the hot search yesterday and became popular overnight. I am honest. I can't be deceived on this hot search. The difference is that my teammate was on the trending search, and I was affected like an aftershock. Just such a random wave, I gained [-] followers, and [-] followers may not be seen by others, but I used it In the past half a year, I have accumulated [-] fans, and it has increased by one-third overnight, which is the speed of light for me. I cherish these [-] living fans very much. After all, I always suspect that the company helped me with the previous [-] fans. I bought it because there will never be more than three comments on my Weibo. There were [-] comments last night, and life is different.”

"These 8424 live fans have expectations for me. Everyone in the comments sincerely expects me to die soon, or my groupmates to die. In short, they treat me as a growth game. In spring, I sow a watermelon seed, and in summer, I will eat a huge [-]. So I really feel the heavy burden on my body, and I must grow rapidly to live up to their determination to eat melons."

"Speaking of which, you can probably understand that my trending search, or the trending search of my group members, is a little different. Yes, it's not a popular show or something that only increases fans. To put it in layman's terms The point is, it’s the torn-out trending search, the black-red-black-red kind. So they have only one expectation of me-produce melons for them to eat, and I am their ration provider. When I clearly realize this At that moment, I gave myself a particularly dignified name: Food and Beverage Parents."

"They looked at my Weibo with a magnifying glass, and commented on my Weibo under the high school exam paper I posted a few years ago to make fun of my wrong question-but they didn't make that question, and eating melons was quite bad. Dedicated."

"In the era when traffic is king, I know that having fans is everything, and having traffic is the first step to start. I can finally take off, and I can't help but burst into tears."

noodle.I decided to influence them with kindness and kindness, so that they would stop eating melons, transform into a melon farmer, and cultivate my idol. I am willing to be a small melon seedling, and thrive in the watering of their daily comments and reposts. "

"Of course, I'm a very active melon seedling. I thought that the fans couldn't even do high school questions, and they should be generally too young. Then I have social responsibilities, and I can't let them go astray, so I started posting positive energy jokes, posting all the famous quotes of Lu Xun that Lu Xun did not say, posting inspirational chicken soup, and telling my fans that there is a young Miao Miao living a particularly positive life here, waiting for your attention, come and see, Give me a click today, and give you a miracle tomorrow."

"Probably because I used too much force and didn't meet their expectations. The messages I received were all about 'It's okay for this person to have poor professional skills, but he's still not doing his job properly', 'Little brother, send some photos to see, who You have to read so many words', 'Illiterate! These are not what Lu Xun said!', and then they all left in a swarm."

"Come like the wind, go without a trace. At first, I thought that they would definitely lose their fans and turn back on them. Then I thought about it, they have never been fans, so they definitely wouldn't follow. It's okay, it's okay, at least this result is not too bad. Oops. Who would have thought that when I checked it out after a while, they would quarrel under my Weibo, and the quarrel was very lively, instead of [-] comments, it became [-]."

"It turned out that my previous [-] fans scolded me when they saw the new [-] fans come up, and they were not happy. Who are you, you, you have only followed my brother for a few minutes, and then started uttering wild words. I decided to give them some Look at the color, so the two sides came and went, you slapped your face and you pulled your clothes under our Weibo, and the fight was very lively. That's it, it became a hot search again."

"Old fans asked new fans in the comments: 'What kind of fan are you? Why are you silent? Are you an adult? What works have you seen brother?' I know the professional level of new fans, and I can't even do my high school questions Come out, how could it be possible to be an adult, I laughed in my heart, this is really the point. What's more, I don't have any works at all, I just got popular, and new fans can't answer this question. My melon farmers In a blink of an eye, I became a melon, and I myself became a spectator eating melons online. The identity change came so unexpectedly. You see, as long as a melon works hard enough, it can have a day of eating melons. I think I am so inspirational, it is simply The little sun in the world, oh no, the little watermelon in the world."

"What kind of fan are you?" was a well-known trending meme on Weibo some time ago. Both the guests and the audience quickly got it. Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed knowingly.

The audience laughed and discussed.

"It smells so good. A few minutes ago, I thought this little guy was so handsome and superficial. I was immediately taught not to judge a person by his appearance."

"This is simply a talk show genius who was put off by his appearance!"

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The auditorium was so cheerful, as if they were not the ones making noise about Wen Jing before.

In the camera of the waiting area, the other contestants laughed together.

A contestant said: "I didn't expect the novice guest to have such a strong ability to control the scene."

Another echoed: "Yeah, in just a few minutes, the audience who were very dissatisfied with him and almost booed him didn't laugh like flowers. This strength is really not covered."

The cameraman gave the camera to Fu Guangyun in a very troublesome manner. He was livid in front of the camera and said nothing. When he saw the camera approaching, he forced a smile.

Laughing is worse than crying.

At the guest table, Cai Yuren and Zheng Peisheng also pointed to Wen Jing and whispered.

After leaving enough time for everyone to respond, Wen Jing smiled slightly and continued: "I don't know whether those [-] new fans have lost fans, but I just watched it like this, watching my fans start to rise steadily again. , Up to [-], up to [-]! The war is getting more and more fierce, I haven't understood what they are arguing about, but the more they are arguing, the more excited they are, and even give me a super chat, where I can flex my muscles Have more fun?"

The applause from the audience continued, Wen Jing paused, showing a very surprised expression, "Just as there is no wife in wife cakes, there is no Wen Jing in Wen Jing's super talk, there are only a group of people who don't even care about what Wen Jing looks like." Fans who knew it were fighting like a raging fire, and Wen Jing didn't understand the content of the pinching. But Wen Jing knew that he was a mascot, a successful melon, which attracted so many fans to come and eat. At the same time, I can also eat some melons that they eat my melons. When can it be said that melons eat melons? I just took a look before I went on stage, and I have [-] fans, and I will be on the trending search again. You can ask me next time, what kind of experience is it like to be on the hot search continuously, and I can tell you with confidence—"

There was thunderous applause, everyone was laughing so hard, and applauded again and again, the audience in the audience shouted "People just posted the headlines in the hot search".

Even the four mentors kept nodding, smiling.

With a "snap", Cai Yuren exploded the lights.

Wen Jing smiled slightly, picked up the guitar again, and gently plucked the chords with his fingertips. The prelude was elegant and affectionate. Everyone present was substituted into the affectionate emotions by Wen Jing. Wen Jing sang with a fast and rock rhythm : "Come on, I'm a watermelon, Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua..."

As Wen Jing sang faster and faster, the word "melon" became denser and denser, and the audience roared with laughter. Everyone never expected that such a funny line of lyrics would be ushered in. The huge dislocation of expectations caused great surprise. Good amused effect, thunderous applause from the audience.

"Crack! Crack!" Accompanied by applause, the last two lamps also exploded!

Ye Xiaoxue stood up and applauded, and then the other three instructors also stood up one after another.

Ye Xiaoxue picked up the microphone and said, "I shouldn't be face-blind. This contestant is so handsome. I will never forget it after seeing him. But I probably haven't seen him in the last match."

Zheng Peisheng laughed and teased Ye Xiaoxue: "Ms. Ye is very impressed with the handsome guy, but this handsome guy is so eloquent, I didn't remember it in the last game. I almost thought I was old and confused. I seem to have heard him introduce his name just now, and his name is Wen." scene?"

Cai Yuren also nodded again and again: "This is the first time since the two episodes of "Taking Talk Show", the four instructors exploded together. For a person as strict as Mr. Shang, he favors this young man this time, right Wen Jing, hurry up Tell me about yourself."

Wen Jing didn't expect that he would be treated like a contestant, so he pinched the microphone between his palms and rubbed it at a loss: "I'm not a contestant, but a temporary guest for this session."

Seeing this, the host hurried up excitedly: "The four instructors are all blown up! This is the first time that four instructors have blown up at the same time since the two talk shows! However, the target of the blowout is not a contestant. , but our special guest for this show—Wen Jing from the boy group SSF!"

Everyone in the audience, including the four tutors, was stunned, and their expressions froze instantly.

Zheng Peisheng spoke first: "Host, are you kidding me? I've never heard of the boy group SSF. You made this up?"

Cai Yuren nodded in agreement: "Talk shows are not other singing and dancing. You can find any guest to perform. Among the [-] contestants we left on the scene, which one has not been practicing hard for several years, and has even performed in a small theater? It’s been a while before I have such a chance to show my face, if you want to say that this is from the men’s team, it’s more convincing to tell us that this is an airborne seed player.”

Under Cai Yuren's tactful words, what he didn't say was: The difficulty of talk shows is so high, can you just find someone from a boy group to have this level?The program team is bluffing us.

Ye Xiaoxue's face was a little embarrassed: "Although I don't know this Wen Jing, I did see SSF on the Weibo hot search last night, which is consistent with what Wen Jing said just now, but even if Wen Jing is really from SSF, go to The trending search is only 24 hours. In such a short time, you can compile your own experience into a talk show. If you really have this talent, I especially recommend you to leave the group. Come to our stage. You must be bigger in the talk show space and development prospects.”

Ye Xiaoxue's words were half-truth and half-false, but the implication couldn't be clearer. SSF was a mess, and Wen Jing's talk show was so good that she didn't believe it was created by Wen Jing himself.

There was an uproar in the audience, and the host rushed to save the audience: "He is really Wen Jing. It is because he was recently on the cusp that the program team invited him to be a guest to talk about his experience. I can testify that the program team did I only found his agent in the morning. After all, hot searches are time-sensitive, the sooner the better, right? As for whether this talk show was created by him, let Wen Jing speak for himself."

Wen Jing picked up the microphone and was about to bite the bullet and prove himself when someone from the tutor seat spoke.

"I can prove that he created it himself. I accidentally broke into the conference room in the afternoon and saw him working on it."

The man with the opening has a black polo shirt, black slacks, and a healthy wheat-colored skin, which is very energetic.

Wen Jing's heartbeat suddenly accelerated, and he took a deep breath: I'm really unlucky today. Is it really remembered by the idol after such an embarrassing first meeting? !

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(Note 1): Quoted from the "Hedong Lion's Roar Episode" in the film "Hedong Lion's Roar" directed by Ma Weihao.

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12.22: I replaced the first three chapters with a revised and faster-paced version. It doesn’t matter if you have read the cuties you have already seen, and it will not affect the development of the plot after the third chapter. Thank you~