I'm so sweet after the divorce
Chapter 2 He's My Uncle
Su Li seemed to have punched the cotton with a fist, making it boring.
Forget it, a man with underdeveloped limbs like Director Jiang, although he is in good shape now, will have a beer belly and fatty liver sooner or later.
It's so refreshing to think about it, Su Li almost burst out laughing.
At this time Xiang Yunkun also saw Su Li, and took the initiative to say hello: "Su Li, you are here too."
Su Li happily talked to the male god: "I'm almost full, my uncle brought me to eat."
Jiang Yanfeng: "..."
Xiang Yunkun glanced at the young uncle in surprise, and said, "Su Li, do you have any recommendations? This is my first time here."
Su Li immediately opened the menu, like an experienced regular customer: "Of course, Brother Xiang, I recommend you to order..."
Jiang Yanfeng quietly listened to Su Li repeating what the waiter had said.
Xiang Yunkun believed him: "If it weren't for you, I really don't know what to order. I'll go to the second floor to find a seat."
Su Li was very obedient in front of the male god: "Go, Brother Xiang."
Xiang Yunkun patted Su Li on the shoulder: "By the way, come and watch my game tomorrow afternoon."
Su Li made an OK gesture: "Definitely."
After Xiang Yunkun left, Su Li immediately put on another expression.
"I'm planning to chase him." Su Li bared her pointed canine teeth.
Jiang Yanfeng drank water tactically, not knowing how to reply.
Seeing that her fiancé was silent, Su Li pushed even further: "Senior is my type. I have liked him for a long time, and I will not give up on him just because of our marriage contract."
Jiang Yanfeng is a smart adult: "I know what you mean, I won't interfere with your emotional life, but when necessary, I still hope you can cooperate."
Since Su Li's heart belongs to her, and she doesn't need affection, that's very appropriate.
Su Li said with a smile: "I understand, I understand, of course I can deal with parents."
Jiang Yanfeng only understood half of it, and Su Li was not satisfied with just not interfering with each other.
If he, Su Li, likes someone, he naturally hopes to register for marriage with his lover, hold the wedding ceremony, meet each other's parents, and be together dignifiedly.
But now Jiang Yanfeng occupies the position of "fiancé", which is really an eyesore.
Jiang Yanfeng, just wait, I will let you divorce sooner or later!
I can't stand the cuckold and want to marry me.
"Are you full?" Jiang Yanfeng asked.
Su Li took two sips of the soup base and said, "Not yet, I still want to eat two salted duck eggs."
Jiang Yanfeng asked the waiter to serve another salted duck egg.
Su Li was peeling the eggshells, and sold herself miserably: "I feel so pitiful. Am I Su Jingping's son or his bargaining chip? I haven't dated anyone yet. If I can't fall in love on campus, I feel like my life is going to be incomplete!"
Jiang Yanfeng was silent for a while: "Then my life is not complete."
Su Li felt aggrieved: "If I hadn't met my senior, I wouldn't have been unwilling to develop with you, but who let him break into my heart first?"
Jiang Yanfeng said slowly: "Then what if...you can't be together in the end?"
Su Li smiled at him, her little white teeth shining brightly: "It means that I have no fate with my senior, but there is no grass anywhere in the world, and I will meet the next person who makes my heart beat."
In order to make Jiang Yanfeng give up, Su Li added: "However, it's still about the same type as a senior. Above 1.8 meters, has abdominal muscles, and can play basketball. Under 25 years old, this is a hard condition."
27-year-old Jiang Yanfeng: "..."
Su Li looked at Jiang Yanfeng with gentle and harmless eyes. In fact, the under 25 years old clause was added temporarily for this fiancé.
Jiang Yanfeng nodded, and stopped talking about feelings: "I know—by the way, Su Li, since you are also a food major, you can ask me if you have any difficulties in your studies. You are welcome."
Su Li said without shame: "I don't have any difficulties in my studies."
Jiang Yanfeng said: "Indeed, the current training program is different from when I was studying, but if you are interested, you can participate in more academic competitions. I have also been a judge for the past few years, and maybe I can help you."
Jiang Yanfeng has such a good temper, and his words are so sincere, Su Li was too embarrassed to scold him, and turned into a docile little animal: "Well, if I want to participate, I will ask you."
"Let me add you on WeChat. Is your WeChat ID your mobile phone number?" Jiang Yanfeng said, and found Su Li's WeChat, nicknamed Xiximu, whose profile picture was a big chestnut with a thorn shell.
"Oh, yes." Su Li approved the other party's friend application, and Jiang Yanfeng's nickname only has the word "Feng".
Looking at this word, a kind of youthful pain rushes to my face.
When Su Li added notes to others, because she was too lazy to search for each word, she just used the first combination after entering the pinyin.
Except for the male god Xiang Yunkun and the relatively simple name, he has never entered anyone's name correctly in his WeChat list.
This time it was more perfunctory, and I missed a pinyin.
jiangyanfen
Jiang Yanfen
Yanfen is Yanfen.
This is probably Feng'er's life.
----
When I arrived at the school, it happened to be the end of the evening self-study get out of class, and Su Li met many, many, many acquaintances
"Go here, there are too many people in front and it's hard to turn around." Su Li said.
Jiang Yanfeng got out of the car with him, and took out a box of cherries from the trunk: "Take it back to the dormitory."
Su Li accepted it. He didn't expect to meet a biochemistry teacher who had just finished class at this time. Most of the recognized teachers would not remember the name of the college student, let alone Su Li, who is mediocre, but he can recognize Jiang Yanfeng, an excellent alumnus.
"Xiao Jiang."
"Mr. Ye."
Su Li wanted to sneak away, but Professor Ye said, "Hey, this kid, is it the one who broke the Erlenmeyer flask in class?"
Su Li: "..."
He had no choice but to bite the bullet and call Mr. Ye.
Jiang Yanfeng said: "This is my cousin Su Li."
Professor Ye: "Su Li, you have such an excellent cousin..."
Because Jiang Yanfeng's appearance was so good, many people saw them after staying for such a short time. After Jiang Yanfeng and Teacher Ye left, Su Li was harassed.
"Lizi, I seem to see the senior who came to the academy today again."
"Su Li, I saw the senior driving you off, do you know him?"
"..."
Su Li's answer was always: He is my uncle and he is married.
I thought that answering like this would shut everyone off, but I didn't expect that there were curious babies who kept asking.
Wei Junchi: What the fuck is he your uncle?Why don't you tell me.
Xiximu: What does it have to do with you? Why are you so interested in my uncle?
Wei Junchi: No, I'm interested in your aunt
Xiximu: My aunt is a celestial being. Although my uncle is already very good, I think he is still not good enough for my aunt.
Wei Junchi: Then do you have a nephew?
What?It took Su Li a while to realize that the other party was asking Jiang Yanfeng if he had any children.
Xiximu: I won't have a nephew.
Wei Junchi: Why?
Xiximu: Because my aunt can't give birth
Wei Junchi: No, but infertility is not necessarily a woman's problem
Xiximu: That’s why my uncle can’t do it
Wei Junchi: But it doesn't look like he can't do it.
Xiximu: People should not be judged by their appearance
Wei Junchi: ...
Forget it, a man with underdeveloped limbs like Director Jiang, although he is in good shape now, will have a beer belly and fatty liver sooner or later.
It's so refreshing to think about it, Su Li almost burst out laughing.
At this time Xiang Yunkun also saw Su Li, and took the initiative to say hello: "Su Li, you are here too."
Su Li happily talked to the male god: "I'm almost full, my uncle brought me to eat."
Jiang Yanfeng: "..."
Xiang Yunkun glanced at the young uncle in surprise, and said, "Su Li, do you have any recommendations? This is my first time here."
Su Li immediately opened the menu, like an experienced regular customer: "Of course, Brother Xiang, I recommend you to order..."
Jiang Yanfeng quietly listened to Su Li repeating what the waiter had said.
Xiang Yunkun believed him: "If it weren't for you, I really don't know what to order. I'll go to the second floor to find a seat."
Su Li was very obedient in front of the male god: "Go, Brother Xiang."
Xiang Yunkun patted Su Li on the shoulder: "By the way, come and watch my game tomorrow afternoon."
Su Li made an OK gesture: "Definitely."
After Xiang Yunkun left, Su Li immediately put on another expression.
"I'm planning to chase him." Su Li bared her pointed canine teeth.
Jiang Yanfeng drank water tactically, not knowing how to reply.
Seeing that her fiancé was silent, Su Li pushed even further: "Senior is my type. I have liked him for a long time, and I will not give up on him just because of our marriage contract."
Jiang Yanfeng is a smart adult: "I know what you mean, I won't interfere with your emotional life, but when necessary, I still hope you can cooperate."
Since Su Li's heart belongs to her, and she doesn't need affection, that's very appropriate.
Su Li said with a smile: "I understand, I understand, of course I can deal with parents."
Jiang Yanfeng only understood half of it, and Su Li was not satisfied with just not interfering with each other.
If he, Su Li, likes someone, he naturally hopes to register for marriage with his lover, hold the wedding ceremony, meet each other's parents, and be together dignifiedly.
But now Jiang Yanfeng occupies the position of "fiancé", which is really an eyesore.
Jiang Yanfeng, just wait, I will let you divorce sooner or later!
I can't stand the cuckold and want to marry me.
"Are you full?" Jiang Yanfeng asked.
Su Li took two sips of the soup base and said, "Not yet, I still want to eat two salted duck eggs."
Jiang Yanfeng asked the waiter to serve another salted duck egg.
Su Li was peeling the eggshells, and sold herself miserably: "I feel so pitiful. Am I Su Jingping's son or his bargaining chip? I haven't dated anyone yet. If I can't fall in love on campus, I feel like my life is going to be incomplete!"
Jiang Yanfeng was silent for a while: "Then my life is not complete."
Su Li felt aggrieved: "If I hadn't met my senior, I wouldn't have been unwilling to develop with you, but who let him break into my heart first?"
Jiang Yanfeng said slowly: "Then what if...you can't be together in the end?"
Su Li smiled at him, her little white teeth shining brightly: "It means that I have no fate with my senior, but there is no grass anywhere in the world, and I will meet the next person who makes my heart beat."
In order to make Jiang Yanfeng give up, Su Li added: "However, it's still about the same type as a senior. Above 1.8 meters, has abdominal muscles, and can play basketball. Under 25 years old, this is a hard condition."
27-year-old Jiang Yanfeng: "..."
Su Li looked at Jiang Yanfeng with gentle and harmless eyes. In fact, the under 25 years old clause was added temporarily for this fiancé.
Jiang Yanfeng nodded, and stopped talking about feelings: "I know—by the way, Su Li, since you are also a food major, you can ask me if you have any difficulties in your studies. You are welcome."
Su Li said without shame: "I don't have any difficulties in my studies."
Jiang Yanfeng said: "Indeed, the current training program is different from when I was studying, but if you are interested, you can participate in more academic competitions. I have also been a judge for the past few years, and maybe I can help you."
Jiang Yanfeng has such a good temper, and his words are so sincere, Su Li was too embarrassed to scold him, and turned into a docile little animal: "Well, if I want to participate, I will ask you."
"Let me add you on WeChat. Is your WeChat ID your mobile phone number?" Jiang Yanfeng said, and found Su Li's WeChat, nicknamed Xiximu, whose profile picture was a big chestnut with a thorn shell.
"Oh, yes." Su Li approved the other party's friend application, and Jiang Yanfeng's nickname only has the word "Feng".
Looking at this word, a kind of youthful pain rushes to my face.
When Su Li added notes to others, because she was too lazy to search for each word, she just used the first combination after entering the pinyin.
Except for the male god Xiang Yunkun and the relatively simple name, he has never entered anyone's name correctly in his WeChat list.
This time it was more perfunctory, and I missed a pinyin.
jiangyanfen
Jiang Yanfen
Yanfen is Yanfen.
This is probably Feng'er's life.
----
When I arrived at the school, it happened to be the end of the evening self-study get out of class, and Su Li met many, many, many acquaintances
"Go here, there are too many people in front and it's hard to turn around." Su Li said.
Jiang Yanfeng got out of the car with him, and took out a box of cherries from the trunk: "Take it back to the dormitory."
Su Li accepted it. He didn't expect to meet a biochemistry teacher who had just finished class at this time. Most of the recognized teachers would not remember the name of the college student, let alone Su Li, who is mediocre, but he can recognize Jiang Yanfeng, an excellent alumnus.
"Xiao Jiang."
"Mr. Ye."
Su Li wanted to sneak away, but Professor Ye said, "Hey, this kid, is it the one who broke the Erlenmeyer flask in class?"
Su Li: "..."
He had no choice but to bite the bullet and call Mr. Ye.
Jiang Yanfeng said: "This is my cousin Su Li."
Professor Ye: "Su Li, you have such an excellent cousin..."
Because Jiang Yanfeng's appearance was so good, many people saw them after staying for such a short time. After Jiang Yanfeng and Teacher Ye left, Su Li was harassed.
"Lizi, I seem to see the senior who came to the academy today again."
"Su Li, I saw the senior driving you off, do you know him?"
"..."
Su Li's answer was always: He is my uncle and he is married.
I thought that answering like this would shut everyone off, but I didn't expect that there were curious babies who kept asking.
Wei Junchi: What the fuck is he your uncle?Why don't you tell me.
Xiximu: What does it have to do with you? Why are you so interested in my uncle?
Wei Junchi: No, I'm interested in your aunt
Xiximu: My aunt is a celestial being. Although my uncle is already very good, I think he is still not good enough for my aunt.
Wei Junchi: Then do you have a nephew?
What?It took Su Li a while to realize that the other party was asking Jiang Yanfeng if he had any children.
Xiximu: I won't have a nephew.
Wei Junchi: Why?
Xiximu: Because my aunt can't give birth
Wei Junchi: No, but infertility is not necessarily a woman's problem
Xiximu: That’s why my uncle can’t do it
Wei Junchi: But it doesn't look like he can't do it.
Xiximu: People should not be judged by their appearance
Wei Junchi: ...
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