I'm so sweet after the divorce

Xiang Yunkun grinned, and pinched his girlfriend's waist shamelessly: "You doubt my loyalty to you?"

"Go aside." Miao Peng said sullenly.

Xiang Yunkun slowly analyzed: "Miao Peng, I am sincere to you, and I want to have a long-term future with you. As long as we win all the competitions in the next semester, we will be able to obtain the qualification for postgraduate insurance. We also go to a school."

Seeing that Miao Peng remained silent, Xiang Yunkun said patiently: "Miao Peng, don't be angry when you hear that. In fact, Su Li used to be very attached to me, and often came to see me play basketball. If you are a boy, come and see me when you are free. I brought me a drink when I was playing ball, and said he didn’t have that kind of thinking, can you believe it? Then he followed me to do experiments, saying that he would be there wherever I was, and he would always follow me... If these are not counted , Just that time - when we were in the coffee shop, he actually confessed that he likes men, and said he only likes me, no matter how slow I am, I should have reacted."

Miao Peng said coldly: "Then how do you explain how he ignores you now?"

Xiang Yunkun thought about it for a while, and said: "Isn't it... Seeing that we are together, he knows that I am straight, so he automatically quits."

Miao Peng glanced at him: "Is that because I'm blocking your way?"

Xiang Yunkun was a little displeased: "Miao Peng, what's wrong with you? Don't you know what I treat you? I just saw that he was interested in me, so I just took advantage of it. You have read the score announcement of the last competition, right? , our thesis has the highest equal score, if Su Li is willing to help in the future, then we won't be able to win prizes and be soft-hearted."

Miao Peng raised his eyelids, and said indifferently: "It's up to you, then since we've broken up, we don't want to see each other for a while, so as to save trouble."

"Miao Peng, you..."

----

Su Li told Jiang Yanfeng about this as a joke.

Jiang Yanfeng remained calm on the surface: "A good horse never turns back."

Su Li said: "I know what his purpose is. Xiang Yunkun told me. If he wants to keep his research, he has to participate in more subject competitions. He just counts on me to help him write his thesis."

Jiang Yanfeng: "Then what are you going to do?"

Su Li showed a mysterious smile: "Don't worry about it."

Ding dong ding dong, the doorbell rang.

Jiang Yanfeng was a little surprised: "Who is it?"

He and his colleagues are not familiar enough to visit each other. Jiang Tong is at school, and it is impossible for his mother to come without saying hello.

Su Li was also very surprised: "Yes, let's open the door and have a look."

Jiang Yanfeng looked at the electronic screen at the door and found that it was the delivery boy.

"Is there a mistake, did you order takeaway?"

It was still raining lightly outside, Su Li couldn't bear it: "Why don't you let my brother in first, it's still raining."

"it is good."

Jiang Yanfeng opened the unit door and waited for the delivery guy to come in.

"Hello, we haven't ordered takeaway, do you think the address is wrong?"

Delivery boy: "The phone number is 9872."

Su Li smiled hehehe: "Thanks for your hard work."

Delivery guy: "Look, your stuff is not wet at all, remember to give it a five-star rating."

Su Li: "Sure!"

Jiang Yanfeng: "Did you order it?"

Su Li snapped off the light, and the room instantly became dark.

"what are you doing?"

"Happy birthday!"

Jiang Yanfeng was stunned, and it took him a while to recover his voice: "You...how did you know."

"It's on our marriage certificate, let's light candles."

"it is good."

The candlelight is gentle, and the small orange flame dances gently, forming a halo around it.

Anyway, it was just the two of them, Su Li said: "We won't cut it, let's eat like this."

"it is good."

Chocolates in the shape of numbers two and eight are inserted on the cake, reminding him that he is about to run to three, and there is also a Q version of the villain with a particularly indifferent expression.

He smiled faintly: "Is this me?"

Su Li: "Yes, it doesn't look like it."

Jiang Yanfeng: "...not bad."

Su Li lit the candle: "Hurry up and make a wish."

Jiang Yanfeng said puzzledly: "I think it's fine now, I... have no wish."

"Why don't you have a wish? You are too embarrassed to say it. You don't have to say it. Just make a wish in your heart."

Su Li added another sentence: "It won't work if you say it."

Jiang Yanfeng didn't quite understand this sense of ritual, so he said in an ugly way: "It won't work if you don't say it."

Su Li feigned anger: "Forget it, forget it, we have a generation gap, if you don't make a wish, I will eat it."

Jiang Yanfeng: "Okay."

The whole cake is pink and tender, covered with dried strawberries and berries, Su Li took a big mouthful of strawberry mousse, satisfied!

Jiang Yanfeng also ate a piece. His posture was very reserved, he forked the cake gracefully, and swallowed quietly and slowly.

This little guy who used to feel uncomfortable if he didn't say anything, now silently wrote down his birthday, and even made a surprise.

Is it possible for him to like himself?

Jiang Yanfeng asked coyly: "Su Li, why did you treat me...I mean, why did you suddenly, suddenly..."

Su Li said generously: "What's so difficult about remembering a birthday? Besides, you have always tolerated me, and I want to treat you better!"

Jiang Yanfeng's heart rate quickened, and there was a strange emotion that was about to come out, but his lack of experience made him not know how to express it.

"Then what do you think of me?"

He was looking forward to Su Li's answer.

Su Li felt that this question was a bit difficult, he thought for a while and said: "Like a father and like a brother, he is very reliable and very used to me, and he won't kill me."

Jiang Yanfeng:? ?

"Eat slowly, I'll get you some water."

Because there were only two people, Su Li ordered a seven-inch cake, and in the end he ate three quarters, while Jiang Yanfeng, who was the birthday star, only ate one quarter.

After eating and drinking, Su Li touched her round belly and burped briefly.

"That's right." Su Li remembered something, and slowly took out a mineral water bottle with the label removed from her bag, which contained some milky white unknown liquid.

Jiang Yanfeng's first reaction was that Su Li wanted him to test the poison.

Sure enough, Su Li said with great anticipation: "University bully, come and give me a sensory evaluation."

Jiang Yanfeng took a closer look, opened the lid, and smelled lactic acid and sweet fruity aroma.

"peach?"

Su Li nodded, her eyes sparkling, waiting for his next move.

Jiang Yanfeng took a sip and said professionally: "The color is uneven, the juice is turbid, there is a slight layering phenomenon, and there are too many sediments. The taste can reflect the flavor of white peach and lactic acid, but the aroma is uncoordinated and slightly sour. Give you sixty points."

Su Li was particularly shocked, and said coquettishly, "No, just give me a passing grade."

Jiang Yanfeng said mercilessly: "Let's not talk about how well your anti-corrosion measures are done, you won't be able to sell a product like yours in the market."

This is the first result he has made since he entered the laboratory, but Jiang Yanfeng said it was useless, and Su Li was like a discouraged ball.

"What factors are included in your orthogonal experiments?"

Su Li blinked her innocent eyes: "What is an orthogonal experiment?"

Jiang Yanfeng heard that he wanted to hit someone, and his tone became severe: "I don't know what other products you have for Orthogonal Experiment, so you can just squeeze a glass of juice in the kitchen."

Su Li did not allow her research results to be insulted: "This is Taotao fruit lactic acid drink."

Jiang Yanfeng commented harshly: "Then you made it so sour, just call it fruit vinegar."

"Also, the most important point of making fruit juice is to prevent browning. I guess you made this this afternoon, and you can see what it looks like tomorrow morning."

Su Li looked at him like a puppy, begging for mercy, and said shyly, "What is browning?"

Jiang Yanfeng was so angry that he didn't know how to explain this term.

Su Li quickly touched his chest, and said coaxingly to a child, "Don't get angry, don't get angry."

"The essence of browning is a kind of oxidation. You take a bite of an apple and then stop eating it. After a while, the pulp will turn brown when it is exposed to the air. This is an unfavorable change in food processing. Of course, browning is also Not without benefits, cake baking, caramel production, browning all produce a good flavor.”

Su Li said: "I haven't learned this content yet. Now it's all public basic courses, such as advanced mathematics, organic and inorganic."

Su Li stuck out her tongue, wowed, and made a gesture of vomiting, expressing that she had endured these lessons for a long time

Jiang Yanfeng cleared his throat and said, "Okay, if you want to make a product, what are the factors that affect the flavor?"

Su Li nodded seriously, showing that she was listening.

Jiang Yanfeng said: "Don't wait for me to feed you the knowledge, think for yourself."

What kind of high school teacher speech is this?

Su Li had no choice but to say: "It's the ratio of raw materials."

Jiang Yanfeng gave him a positive look, and then said: "The most important factor, of course, is the amount of juice added, followed by auxiliary materials, such as milk powder, sweetener, and sour agent. The difference between your product and ordinary juice—"

He stopped it in time and looked at Su Li: "What is it?"

Su Li's face was blank, Jiang Yanfeng saw that he didn't know what to ask, his face was slightly dark, his eyes were like nails, and he put pressure on Su Li.

Every time when discussing this kind of academic problem, Jiang Yanfeng looked like a high school head teacher, with a face that said, "You don't even know this question, you really learned for nothing".

Su Li acted like a baby: "There are many differences."

Jiang Yanfeng nodded slightly, his expression did not slow down, his eyes were cold, waiting for Su Xiaoli to say "many differences" in detail.

Su Li timidly moved away from the jade-faced Yan Luo, as if Jiang Yanfeng would beat him.

There was a safe distance of 1.5 meters between the two of them. Su Li said unscrupulously, giggling: "Of course my products are different from other coquettish bitches. Look at this crunchy, sweet and juicy white peach. Look at this fresh and unpretentious product." of lactic acid!"