Read the scriptures, not a liar
Chapter 042 Cult
Two days later, a customer came to Kong Qing's shop.
This time it was a fat man in an expensive suit, with a slick face and a thick rosewood rosary in his hand.
Seeing that Kong Qing had a customer coming to the door, the people in the store next door all looked curiously.
Although this abrupt guest went straight to Kong Qing's place as soon as he came to this street, he didn't seem to like it very much. He showed a disgusted expression as soon as he entered the door, as if he smelled something unpleasant.
Kong Qing, who knew what the visitor meant, sat down at the coffee table drinking tea and didn't care.
"You...you can read Fengshui, right?" The obese man didn't sit down, he just stood up and asked.
"Yes, do you need this?" Kong Qing asked.
"I want to see a cemetery, can you accept this order?" the other party asked.
"It's ok... May I ask how to address you?" Kong Qing asked with a natural expression.
"Just call me Xu Shanren." The man touched the thick rosary in his hand, without looking at Kong Qing. "How do you charge for this?"
"It's only 5000 yuan to pick an ordinary cemetery without any taboos. If there are special requirements, the fee will depend on the difficulty, and the time spent on business trips to find the cemetery will also be charged." Kong Qing skillfully answered what the handjob told him before. Charge items.
"I have a ready-made place here. Go and see if there is any bad Feng Shui nearby. If there is, you can make it better. Is this okay?" Xu Shanren asked.
"Of course. When are we going?" Kong Qing asked.
"I'm in a hurry, can I do it now?" Xu Shanren said.
"Yes!" Kong Qing immediately stood up.
Xu Shanren narrowed his eyes and looked at him.
"Only you?"
"Aren't you in a hurry? I'm alone now." Kong Qing said to reassure him.
Hearing what Kong Qing said, Xu Shanren really had a look of joy in his eyes.
"Okay, I'll call a car to pick us up!"
Xu Shanren made a phone call, and a dilapidated black car stopped in front of Kong Qing's shop.
Kong Qing glanced at the license plate number, and found that the new license plate of the old car was abnormal.
"□□Hey, it is necessary to kill and silence!" Handjob took Kong Qing's mobile phone, hiding behind his hood and secretly filming.
The people in the nearby shop saw Kong Qing getting into the car, and started whispering.
"It's been almost half a month since it opened, and it's only the first customer now. And this car is so broken, it doesn't seem to make much money." Sister Zhou and other neighbors in the porcelain shop complained.
"That's right, but that boss didn't know how to ask about our store's reputation first, and he's too impatient, so he's going to be fooled now!"
Let's not mention the discussion on Antique Street for now.On Kong Qing's Weibo, Handler secretly posted a status.
【Deep into the lair of cultists】
Fans who were originally paying attention because Kong Qing captured the cultist immediately discovered the news, and their comments under the news seemed to explode.I kept asking if it was a rehearsed program.
The handjob hiding in the hat, the fluorescent light of the mobile phone shows its sharp mouth secretly smiling.
The car drove for about an hour.The surrounding urban scenery has gradually turned into wilderness and mountainous areas.
Xu Shanren, who was sitting in the co-pilot, seemed guilty and Kong Qing would notice something was wrong, so he explained it specially.
"Naturally, the cemetery is in the mountainous area. Master won't dislike Lu Yuan?"
"No." Kong Qing shook his head indifferently.
Seeing the lack of vigilance on the other party's face, Xu Shanren was completely relieved, turned around and took out his mobile phone to text something non-stop.
Another half hour passed.The vehicle drove into a mountain path.Immediately afterwards, a courtyard with a big lock appeared in front of him.
"Aren't you looking at the cemetery? Isn't this a place where people live..." Kong Qing asked intentionally.
"This is my relative's house. Go down and have a sip of tea first, and then invite them to go with you." Xu Shanren said.
Kong Qing was too lazy to expose the opponent's clumsy lies.There is not a single village in this barren mountain, who would live here alone.
Kong Qing pretended not to know, walked into the courtyard with Xu Shanren and the silent driver.
There is a large open space in the courtyard, but there are many stone blocks placed there.There is also a podium at the front.It's like an open-air classroom.After Kong Qing entered, the driver locked the door outside.
"It seems that there are quite a lot of people here." Kong Qing looked at those seats and asked.
"That's not true." At this point, Xu Shanren's face was completely devoid of disguise.Looking at Kong Qing, he showed a sneer. "They're all waiting for you."
As soon as the words fell, more than 20 people came out of the house behind the yard.They all had knives and sticks in their hands, looking at Kong Qing like killing his father and enemy.
"Do you have any trouble with me?" Kong Qing asked intentionally.
"Huh. You hurt our pious believers on the train, you deserve death!" Xu Shanren said.
"Oh... are those fools who believe in unscrupulous fake Buddhas and liars?"
"Shut up! You dare to slander our living Buddha when you are about to die! Be careful, it is not so easy for you to want to die!" Xu Shanren scolded sharply.
"How do you want to punish me?" Kong Qing asked.
"Pick your skin, pull your tendons! Hang it under our altar as a carpet! You cannot be reborn forever! We will also record your ugly face when you are dying, and send it to the congregation to watch as a warning to others!" "Shan, With. 氵, Xi"
"I keep claiming that I am a Buddhist, but what I do is crueler than anyone else. Even if I recite a fake Buddha, it's too much..." Kong Qing shook his head and sighed.
"Hmph, do you know you're afraid? It's useless to say this! Our kindness is for our own believers. A heretic like you who speaks outrageous words is not a pity to die!" Xu Shan said frothingly, as if Kong Qing committed some unspeakable crime.
"Won't that fake Buddha of yours come and punish me in person?" Kong Qing asked.
"You are such a small character, how can you use the Living Buddha to go out in person?" Xu Shanren waved to the group of people, signaling them to come and catch Kong Qing.
"That can't be up to him." Kong Qing calmly faced the group of people, but sat cross-legged on the floor.Throwing out the rosary in his hand, he closed his eyes and murmured.
Everyone was confused by his different reactions, and instead paused.
Xu Shanren also stopped shouting, watching Kong Qing's movements in surprise.But after he found that the other party was just sitting and chanting sutras, he snorted in disdain.
In fact, he himself doesn't believe in any Buddhas or gods at all, but the Infinite Living Buddha gave him a lot of benefits and let him be a lecturer for those fools, so he stayed in this sect.
But after staying for a long time, he also has a little taste.It's not like doing sales before, which is also making money with lip service, but suffers cold eyes from customers every day.Here, as long as he keeps talking about those boring man-made miracles, those believers will respect him as a Bodhisattva.
Not to mention the large amount of money given to him by the Infinite Living Buddha and those foolish female followers who automatically climbed into his bed.
So when he saw Kong Qing reciting Buddha's name, he didn't feel awe at all, and continued to urge those congregants to go up.
"Wait!"
Suddenly a shout came from Kong Qing, before Xu Shanren could figure out why Kong Qing had two voices, he saw a gray thing crawling on the top of Kong Qing's head.
mouse?
Still took the phone?
Before Xu Shanren figured out what kind of fantasy scene it was, the handset took a picture of them with his mobile phone.
"The first perspective of the victim at the scene of the cult's beating!"
Handjob explained with a smile.
……
What?Got caught?
wrong!Why do mice use mobile phones? !Still talking? !
These messages appeared in Xu Shanren's mind chaotically, and he was completely dumbfounded.
The congregation stopped in shock when they saw that the mouse could talk.After all, each of them is a very superstitious person. Although they were surprised to see such an abnormal thing, they are better able to accept it than Xu Shanren.
"Is the living Buddha appearing to supervise us to punish heretics?"
someone asked.
"Fart, that fake Buddha of yours is not worthy of carrying shoes for the young master. I advise you to quickly put down your weapons and surrender, and follow us to tie up your unscrupulous fake Buddha and send it to the police station is the right way!" Gray machine grinned and cursed .
Hearing the mouse scolding their Buddha, those congregation members were immediately overwhelmed, and they all rushed over regardless of whether it was a miracle or not.
The impact of this group of people rushing over with something is not ordinary.
The audience in the live broadcast room on the handjob mobile phone exploded.I kept asking whether these people really came to kill people or invited actors.But the handjob has been hiding behind the phone, and they can't see that the live broadcast is a mouse.Otherwise, it would be even more terrifying.
Fortunately, when those people rushed over and were only one step away from Kong Qing, a strong light erupted from Kong Qing's body.
Everyone present was stared straight, their eyes burning and stinging.
This time it was a fat man in an expensive suit, with a slick face and a thick rosewood rosary in his hand.
Seeing that Kong Qing had a customer coming to the door, the people in the store next door all looked curiously.
Although this abrupt guest went straight to Kong Qing's place as soon as he came to this street, he didn't seem to like it very much. He showed a disgusted expression as soon as he entered the door, as if he smelled something unpleasant.
Kong Qing, who knew what the visitor meant, sat down at the coffee table drinking tea and didn't care.
"You...you can read Fengshui, right?" The obese man didn't sit down, he just stood up and asked.
"Yes, do you need this?" Kong Qing asked.
"I want to see a cemetery, can you accept this order?" the other party asked.
"It's ok... May I ask how to address you?" Kong Qing asked with a natural expression.
"Just call me Xu Shanren." The man touched the thick rosary in his hand, without looking at Kong Qing. "How do you charge for this?"
"It's only 5000 yuan to pick an ordinary cemetery without any taboos. If there are special requirements, the fee will depend on the difficulty, and the time spent on business trips to find the cemetery will also be charged." Kong Qing skillfully answered what the handjob told him before. Charge items.
"I have a ready-made place here. Go and see if there is any bad Feng Shui nearby. If there is, you can make it better. Is this okay?" Xu Shanren asked.
"Of course. When are we going?" Kong Qing asked.
"I'm in a hurry, can I do it now?" Xu Shanren said.
"Yes!" Kong Qing immediately stood up.
Xu Shanren narrowed his eyes and looked at him.
"Only you?"
"Aren't you in a hurry? I'm alone now." Kong Qing said to reassure him.
Hearing what Kong Qing said, Xu Shanren really had a look of joy in his eyes.
"Okay, I'll call a car to pick us up!"
Xu Shanren made a phone call, and a dilapidated black car stopped in front of Kong Qing's shop.
Kong Qing glanced at the license plate number, and found that the new license plate of the old car was abnormal.
"□□Hey, it is necessary to kill and silence!" Handjob took Kong Qing's mobile phone, hiding behind his hood and secretly filming.
The people in the nearby shop saw Kong Qing getting into the car, and started whispering.
"It's been almost half a month since it opened, and it's only the first customer now. And this car is so broken, it doesn't seem to make much money." Sister Zhou and other neighbors in the porcelain shop complained.
"That's right, but that boss didn't know how to ask about our store's reputation first, and he's too impatient, so he's going to be fooled now!"
Let's not mention the discussion on Antique Street for now.On Kong Qing's Weibo, Handler secretly posted a status.
【Deep into the lair of cultists】
Fans who were originally paying attention because Kong Qing captured the cultist immediately discovered the news, and their comments under the news seemed to explode.I kept asking if it was a rehearsed program.
The handjob hiding in the hat, the fluorescent light of the mobile phone shows its sharp mouth secretly smiling.
The car drove for about an hour.The surrounding urban scenery has gradually turned into wilderness and mountainous areas.
Xu Shanren, who was sitting in the co-pilot, seemed guilty and Kong Qing would notice something was wrong, so he explained it specially.
"Naturally, the cemetery is in the mountainous area. Master won't dislike Lu Yuan?"
"No." Kong Qing shook his head indifferently.
Seeing the lack of vigilance on the other party's face, Xu Shanren was completely relieved, turned around and took out his mobile phone to text something non-stop.
Another half hour passed.The vehicle drove into a mountain path.Immediately afterwards, a courtyard with a big lock appeared in front of him.
"Aren't you looking at the cemetery? Isn't this a place where people live..." Kong Qing asked intentionally.
"This is my relative's house. Go down and have a sip of tea first, and then invite them to go with you." Xu Shanren said.
Kong Qing was too lazy to expose the opponent's clumsy lies.There is not a single village in this barren mountain, who would live here alone.
Kong Qing pretended not to know, walked into the courtyard with Xu Shanren and the silent driver.
There is a large open space in the courtyard, but there are many stone blocks placed there.There is also a podium at the front.It's like an open-air classroom.After Kong Qing entered, the driver locked the door outside.
"It seems that there are quite a lot of people here." Kong Qing looked at those seats and asked.
"That's not true." At this point, Xu Shanren's face was completely devoid of disguise.Looking at Kong Qing, he showed a sneer. "They're all waiting for you."
As soon as the words fell, more than 20 people came out of the house behind the yard.They all had knives and sticks in their hands, looking at Kong Qing like killing his father and enemy.
"Do you have any trouble with me?" Kong Qing asked intentionally.
"Huh. You hurt our pious believers on the train, you deserve death!" Xu Shanren said.
"Oh... are those fools who believe in unscrupulous fake Buddhas and liars?"
"Shut up! You dare to slander our living Buddha when you are about to die! Be careful, it is not so easy for you to want to die!" Xu Shanren scolded sharply.
"How do you want to punish me?" Kong Qing asked.
"Pick your skin, pull your tendons! Hang it under our altar as a carpet! You cannot be reborn forever! We will also record your ugly face when you are dying, and send it to the congregation to watch as a warning to others!" "Shan, With. 氵, Xi"
"I keep claiming that I am a Buddhist, but what I do is crueler than anyone else. Even if I recite a fake Buddha, it's too much..." Kong Qing shook his head and sighed.
"Hmph, do you know you're afraid? It's useless to say this! Our kindness is for our own believers. A heretic like you who speaks outrageous words is not a pity to die!" Xu Shan said frothingly, as if Kong Qing committed some unspeakable crime.
"Won't that fake Buddha of yours come and punish me in person?" Kong Qing asked.
"You are such a small character, how can you use the Living Buddha to go out in person?" Xu Shanren waved to the group of people, signaling them to come and catch Kong Qing.
"That can't be up to him." Kong Qing calmly faced the group of people, but sat cross-legged on the floor.Throwing out the rosary in his hand, he closed his eyes and murmured.
Everyone was confused by his different reactions, and instead paused.
Xu Shanren also stopped shouting, watching Kong Qing's movements in surprise.But after he found that the other party was just sitting and chanting sutras, he snorted in disdain.
In fact, he himself doesn't believe in any Buddhas or gods at all, but the Infinite Living Buddha gave him a lot of benefits and let him be a lecturer for those fools, so he stayed in this sect.
But after staying for a long time, he also has a little taste.It's not like doing sales before, which is also making money with lip service, but suffers cold eyes from customers every day.Here, as long as he keeps talking about those boring man-made miracles, those believers will respect him as a Bodhisattva.
Not to mention the large amount of money given to him by the Infinite Living Buddha and those foolish female followers who automatically climbed into his bed.
So when he saw Kong Qing reciting Buddha's name, he didn't feel awe at all, and continued to urge those congregants to go up.
"Wait!"
Suddenly a shout came from Kong Qing, before Xu Shanren could figure out why Kong Qing had two voices, he saw a gray thing crawling on the top of Kong Qing's head.
mouse?
Still took the phone?
Before Xu Shanren figured out what kind of fantasy scene it was, the handset took a picture of them with his mobile phone.
"The first perspective of the victim at the scene of the cult's beating!"
Handjob explained with a smile.
……
What?Got caught?
wrong!Why do mice use mobile phones? !Still talking? !
These messages appeared in Xu Shanren's mind chaotically, and he was completely dumbfounded.
The congregation stopped in shock when they saw that the mouse could talk.After all, each of them is a very superstitious person. Although they were surprised to see such an abnormal thing, they are better able to accept it than Xu Shanren.
"Is the living Buddha appearing to supervise us to punish heretics?"
someone asked.
"Fart, that fake Buddha of yours is not worthy of carrying shoes for the young master. I advise you to quickly put down your weapons and surrender, and follow us to tie up your unscrupulous fake Buddha and send it to the police station is the right way!" Gray machine grinned and cursed .
Hearing the mouse scolding their Buddha, those congregation members were immediately overwhelmed, and they all rushed over regardless of whether it was a miracle or not.
The impact of this group of people rushing over with something is not ordinary.
The audience in the live broadcast room on the handjob mobile phone exploded.I kept asking whether these people really came to kill people or invited actors.But the handjob has been hiding behind the phone, and they can't see that the live broadcast is a mouse.Otherwise, it would be even more terrifying.
Fortunately, when those people rushed over and were only one step away from Kong Qing, a strong light erupted from Kong Qing's body.
Everyone present was stared straight, their eyes burning and stinging.
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