Read the scriptures, not a liar
Chapter 064
"This sentence seems familiar." Hearing the sharp shout downstairs, the handjob poked its head out from the small nest on the rat climbing frame. "Kong Qing, when did you steal someone?"
"I live with you every day. Where can I steal someone? Don't find the wrong person!" Kong Qing replied, and then looked down. "Did you find the wrong one? I don't know you!"
"It's you, isn't you that Kong Qing! You dare not admit that you made my daughter's belly bigger!" the old lady yelled at him.
Seeing this, the passers-by downstairs all pointed at Kong Qing.
Kong Qing was thin-skinned, blushing and defending.
"What nonsense are you talking about, I don't even know you!"
"Hey! I know you dare not admit it when you are so small. I think you are either a man or a coward!" The old lady had a very loud voice. With such a shout, many heads of nearby residential buildings were poked out.
Zuo Huan frowned and pushed Kong Qing away, looking down.
The screaming old lady and her daughter downstairs were shocked when they saw Zuo Huan's face appearing in the window.
...I have never seen such a character in my life.
Even though they are used to doing business in Fengchen, both of them still feel a little ashamed.
But Zuo Huan didn't pay attention to these two people at all, he just turned around and said to Kong Qing. "Don't talk to them any more, cast a spell to drive them away. They are here to make trouble."
Kong Qing was surprised and asked him how he knew.
Zuo Huan squeezed his face amusedly. "Don't you know things you haven't done yourself? Talking nonsense with your eyes open is not making trouble?"
"Don't delay, they are here to slander your reputation, if you drag on, the whole street will think you have something to do with them." Zuo Huan urged.
Kong Qing didn't want to have anything to do with them, so he immediately took out the dragon head statue, cast a spell and threw it down.
Zuo Huan saw that he also used this idol to teach Li Rong last time, so he asked him if this idol could perform illusions.
"That's right, this is Pojero, the Twelve Yaksha God General, who is good at illusion." Kong Qing explained.
As soon as Kong Qing finished speaking, he saw the two troublemakers below screaming and running away as if they had seen a ghost.
The crowd who gathered around thought there was a good show to watch, but it turned out that the two men ran away before finishing their conversation, which was really boring.
"It's probably due to illness, and it's pitiful." Zuo Huan sighed to the bottom and closed the window.
When the people below heard it, they thought it was right, and they all said that the shopkeeper was unlucky, and this happened so early in the morning.Then gradually dispersed.
Xiao Zhu, who was hiding in the dark and secretly observing the development of the situation, saw this, and immediately ran back to report to the master.
"How do you do things one by one! Why do you run away after half the work!" Master Park angrily smashed the tea bowl on the table, and immediately called the two people.
But before Master Park could open his mouth to scold, the terrified cry came from the other side.
"My God, the store you want us to teach is haunted! When they were standing at the window, there was a female ghost who rolled her eyes and stared at us right behind him! Scary!"
"What nonsense! How can there be ghosts in broad daylight? You have watched too many horror movies and your eyes are dazzled! Could it be that the woman they lived with passed by with her hair covered?" Master Park scolded.
"No! That thing was floating horizontally on the ceiling, and its face was terrifyingly white! We all saw it, it couldn't be dizziness. We dare not take your order! Now thinking about it, my whole body is cold. We are going to stay in a temple for a while. Time, don't contact me!" After the other party finished speaking, he hung up the phone in a hurry.
With the beeping sound of the phone hanging up, the apprentice behind Master Park couldn't help but persuade him again. "Leave that person alone, it's the devil's fault!"
"Hey, the more you talk about it, the more I don't believe it." Master Park stroked his hair. "I'll just come straight and see what they can do!"
Master Pu made such an ambitious wish, but he didn't know that Kong Qing was also on guard.
When Zuo Huan was chanting scriptures and protecting him at night, he directly released Poyeluo Dharma protector.
So in the early hours of the morning, a few gangsters came over with red paint, and they were stunned.
This... Why is Number [-] missing?
Several people rubbed their eyes and looked again, and found that [-] was followed by [-].One two five, that is, the shop number where Kong Fengshui was located disappeared.
"Could it be that this street is not well planned? [-] is somewhere else?" someone asked.
"Then look elsewhere!"
After finishing speaking, several people went to search elsewhere in the street.
"No!"
"Neither here!"
Several people reunited and looked at each other.
The one in their lead is running out of patience.He took out his phone and called his employer.
"Hello? Did you say the wrong house number? We've been looking for it for a long time, but there's no store No. [-], [-], or [-]!"
Master Park was sleeping soundly, and when he received such a call suddenly, he couldn't react for a long time.
"what are you saying?"
"There is no No. [-] shop! We are on the antique street you mentioned! I didn't see it, and I didn't see any signs of Kong's Fengshui!"
"...What? How is it possible? It's No. [-], next door to Hehui Porcelain Store!" Master Park woke up, feeling so angry.What's going on, the people in Haishi are unreliable in their work.Why are there problems one by one.Nothing goes well!
The little gangster looked up, and there was Hehui Porcelain Store written on [-].
"We saw the Hehui Porcelain Store! Next door is the aromatherapy shop [-]! We didn't see any Fengshui shop!"
"Wait, I'll call someone who knows the way! Don't leave at the door of the porcelain shop!" Of course, Master Pu himself doesn't live in the shop, so he called a disciple sleeping in the shop to find them.
It's also a coincidence that the apprentice on duty in the store today is Xiao Zhu.
When he received a call from Master, he immediately got up, opened the door of the store, and stretched out his head to have a look.
Sure enough, there were three figures on the street.
Hey!Are these three people blind?Aren't they just standing in front of that kid named Kong's shop?
Thinking this way, Xiao Zhu raised her head and looked at the store in her memory.
? !!
Really gone? ! !
Xiao Zhu rubbed her eyes and found that she still didn't see Kong's Feng Shui.
He ran to the door of the porcelain shop in disbelief, and looked at the place where Kong's Feng Shui was.
The three gangsters who were here saw a person running diagonally across the door.My heart is also strange.
Can you say the wrong place even at the opposite door?
"Are you the one called by the boss to lead the way?" said the leading gangster.
"Yes..." Looking at the unbelievable scene in front of him, Xiao Zhu's voice lost all confidence.
"Are you sure this is it? You are neighbors diagonally opposite the door, so you can't say the wrong place?"
"Of course not." Xiao Zhu looked at Kong's Feng Shui who suddenly disappeared in front of him in a daze.Tremblingly picked up the phone and replied to his master.
"Master... that shop is really haunted..."
Those punks got goosebumps when they heard what he said and noticed the dark and quiet environment around them.
Probably Master Park didn't believe it.
Xiao Zhu took out his phone tremblingly and started the video.Show it to Master Park.
But from Master Park's point of view, in the video, his apprentice and those three gangsters were standing at the door of the store looking stupid.
After all, illusions will not be broadcast on mobile phones.
"I said, are you blind?" Master Pu scolded. "Aren't you just in front of the store?"
When Xiao Zhu heard what Master Pu said, her hands trembled even more.
However, he has been in this line of work for so many years, so he is still quite courageous.Again, I want to figure out what's going on.Just talk to Master Park.
"Then master, you watch me go forward, and you point me to the direction of its gate. Let me see what the hell they have done?"
Master Park thought that this apprentice was quite sensible.Say you go.
After hearing the letter, Xiao Zhu carefully walked in a straight line.
But he didn't know that the handjob machine on the window sill on the second floor had watched every move of him and those three punks.At this moment, he closed his eyes and walked forward, and the handjob ran to Kong Qing's place, took his chacha, a kid possessed by the shopping mall, and threw him downstairs.
The three little bastards saw that the guy leading the way said a bunch of inexplicable words, so they started to close their eyes and hit the wall.
Before I could stop him, it was as if I saw something falling from the sky.Then the guy who leads the way, in the middle of winter!Take your clothes off!
……
"...Is this a disease?"
The three little bastards look at me and I look at you. I don't know if this order is still worth it.
But in the next second, the stripped young man ran back, grabbing their paint bucket and shaking it wildly.
……
Bright red paint was spilled everywhere.
Not to mention that Xiao Zhu's naked body was covered in red paint, and the three punks didn't dodge it, so they also got it all over.
The three gangsters were furious and wanted to find trouble with the culprit, but they saw that person running back to the door diagonally and hit a bright red human seal on the door, and then fainted.
"Fuck! What kind of business is this? I won't do it!" The leader of the gangster looked at the paint all over his body and said angrily.
"This employer and his subordinates are all lunatics. If there is no store, they say there is one. Call a guide, and they will go crazy on the spot." Another gangster said with lingering fear. "Can you tell Brother Chen, don't accept orders from people with mental problems."
"Bah! It's unlucky for us, let's go!" The gangster in the lead scolded that this trip was unlucky, and led the people away.
……
"I live with you every day. Where can I steal someone? Don't find the wrong person!" Kong Qing replied, and then looked down. "Did you find the wrong one? I don't know you!"
"It's you, isn't you that Kong Qing! You dare not admit that you made my daughter's belly bigger!" the old lady yelled at him.
Seeing this, the passers-by downstairs all pointed at Kong Qing.
Kong Qing was thin-skinned, blushing and defending.
"What nonsense are you talking about, I don't even know you!"
"Hey! I know you dare not admit it when you are so small. I think you are either a man or a coward!" The old lady had a very loud voice. With such a shout, many heads of nearby residential buildings were poked out.
Zuo Huan frowned and pushed Kong Qing away, looking down.
The screaming old lady and her daughter downstairs were shocked when they saw Zuo Huan's face appearing in the window.
...I have never seen such a character in my life.
Even though they are used to doing business in Fengchen, both of them still feel a little ashamed.
But Zuo Huan didn't pay attention to these two people at all, he just turned around and said to Kong Qing. "Don't talk to them any more, cast a spell to drive them away. They are here to make trouble."
Kong Qing was surprised and asked him how he knew.
Zuo Huan squeezed his face amusedly. "Don't you know things you haven't done yourself? Talking nonsense with your eyes open is not making trouble?"
"Don't delay, they are here to slander your reputation, if you drag on, the whole street will think you have something to do with them." Zuo Huan urged.
Kong Qing didn't want to have anything to do with them, so he immediately took out the dragon head statue, cast a spell and threw it down.
Zuo Huan saw that he also used this idol to teach Li Rong last time, so he asked him if this idol could perform illusions.
"That's right, this is Pojero, the Twelve Yaksha God General, who is good at illusion." Kong Qing explained.
As soon as Kong Qing finished speaking, he saw the two troublemakers below screaming and running away as if they had seen a ghost.
The crowd who gathered around thought there was a good show to watch, but it turned out that the two men ran away before finishing their conversation, which was really boring.
"It's probably due to illness, and it's pitiful." Zuo Huan sighed to the bottom and closed the window.
When the people below heard it, they thought it was right, and they all said that the shopkeeper was unlucky, and this happened so early in the morning.Then gradually dispersed.
Xiao Zhu, who was hiding in the dark and secretly observing the development of the situation, saw this, and immediately ran back to report to the master.
"How do you do things one by one! Why do you run away after half the work!" Master Park angrily smashed the tea bowl on the table, and immediately called the two people.
But before Master Park could open his mouth to scold, the terrified cry came from the other side.
"My God, the store you want us to teach is haunted! When they were standing at the window, there was a female ghost who rolled her eyes and stared at us right behind him! Scary!"
"What nonsense! How can there be ghosts in broad daylight? You have watched too many horror movies and your eyes are dazzled! Could it be that the woman they lived with passed by with her hair covered?" Master Park scolded.
"No! That thing was floating horizontally on the ceiling, and its face was terrifyingly white! We all saw it, it couldn't be dizziness. We dare not take your order! Now thinking about it, my whole body is cold. We are going to stay in a temple for a while. Time, don't contact me!" After the other party finished speaking, he hung up the phone in a hurry.
With the beeping sound of the phone hanging up, the apprentice behind Master Park couldn't help but persuade him again. "Leave that person alone, it's the devil's fault!"
"Hey, the more you talk about it, the more I don't believe it." Master Park stroked his hair. "I'll just come straight and see what they can do!"
Master Pu made such an ambitious wish, but he didn't know that Kong Qing was also on guard.
When Zuo Huan was chanting scriptures and protecting him at night, he directly released Poyeluo Dharma protector.
So in the early hours of the morning, a few gangsters came over with red paint, and they were stunned.
This... Why is Number [-] missing?
Several people rubbed their eyes and looked again, and found that [-] was followed by [-].One two five, that is, the shop number where Kong Fengshui was located disappeared.
"Could it be that this street is not well planned? [-] is somewhere else?" someone asked.
"Then look elsewhere!"
After finishing speaking, several people went to search elsewhere in the street.
"No!"
"Neither here!"
Several people reunited and looked at each other.
The one in their lead is running out of patience.He took out his phone and called his employer.
"Hello? Did you say the wrong house number? We've been looking for it for a long time, but there's no store No. [-], [-], or [-]!"
Master Park was sleeping soundly, and when he received such a call suddenly, he couldn't react for a long time.
"what are you saying?"
"There is no No. [-] shop! We are on the antique street you mentioned! I didn't see it, and I didn't see any signs of Kong's Fengshui!"
"...What? How is it possible? It's No. [-], next door to Hehui Porcelain Store!" Master Park woke up, feeling so angry.What's going on, the people in Haishi are unreliable in their work.Why are there problems one by one.Nothing goes well!
The little gangster looked up, and there was Hehui Porcelain Store written on [-].
"We saw the Hehui Porcelain Store! Next door is the aromatherapy shop [-]! We didn't see any Fengshui shop!"
"Wait, I'll call someone who knows the way! Don't leave at the door of the porcelain shop!" Of course, Master Pu himself doesn't live in the shop, so he called a disciple sleeping in the shop to find them.
It's also a coincidence that the apprentice on duty in the store today is Xiao Zhu.
When he received a call from Master, he immediately got up, opened the door of the store, and stretched out his head to have a look.
Sure enough, there were three figures on the street.
Hey!Are these three people blind?Aren't they just standing in front of that kid named Kong's shop?
Thinking this way, Xiao Zhu raised her head and looked at the store in her memory.
? !!
Really gone? ! !
Xiao Zhu rubbed her eyes and found that she still didn't see Kong's Feng Shui.
He ran to the door of the porcelain shop in disbelief, and looked at the place where Kong's Feng Shui was.
The three gangsters who were here saw a person running diagonally across the door.My heart is also strange.
Can you say the wrong place even at the opposite door?
"Are you the one called by the boss to lead the way?" said the leading gangster.
"Yes..." Looking at the unbelievable scene in front of him, Xiao Zhu's voice lost all confidence.
"Are you sure this is it? You are neighbors diagonally opposite the door, so you can't say the wrong place?"
"Of course not." Xiao Zhu looked at Kong's Feng Shui who suddenly disappeared in front of him in a daze.Tremblingly picked up the phone and replied to his master.
"Master... that shop is really haunted..."
Those punks got goosebumps when they heard what he said and noticed the dark and quiet environment around them.
Probably Master Park didn't believe it.
Xiao Zhu took out his phone tremblingly and started the video.Show it to Master Park.
But from Master Park's point of view, in the video, his apprentice and those three gangsters were standing at the door of the store looking stupid.
After all, illusions will not be broadcast on mobile phones.
"I said, are you blind?" Master Pu scolded. "Aren't you just in front of the store?"
When Xiao Zhu heard what Master Pu said, her hands trembled even more.
However, he has been in this line of work for so many years, so he is still quite courageous.Again, I want to figure out what's going on.Just talk to Master Park.
"Then master, you watch me go forward, and you point me to the direction of its gate. Let me see what the hell they have done?"
Master Park thought that this apprentice was quite sensible.Say you go.
After hearing the letter, Xiao Zhu carefully walked in a straight line.
But he didn't know that the handjob machine on the window sill on the second floor had watched every move of him and those three punks.At this moment, he closed his eyes and walked forward, and the handjob ran to Kong Qing's place, took his chacha, a kid possessed by the shopping mall, and threw him downstairs.
The three little bastards saw that the guy leading the way said a bunch of inexplicable words, so they started to close their eyes and hit the wall.
Before I could stop him, it was as if I saw something falling from the sky.Then the guy who leads the way, in the middle of winter!Take your clothes off!
……
"...Is this a disease?"
The three little bastards look at me and I look at you. I don't know if this order is still worth it.
But in the next second, the stripped young man ran back, grabbing their paint bucket and shaking it wildly.
……
Bright red paint was spilled everywhere.
Not to mention that Xiao Zhu's naked body was covered in red paint, and the three punks didn't dodge it, so they also got it all over.
The three gangsters were furious and wanted to find trouble with the culprit, but they saw that person running back to the door diagonally and hit a bright red human seal on the door, and then fainted.
"Fuck! What kind of business is this? I won't do it!" The leader of the gangster looked at the paint all over his body and said angrily.
"This employer and his subordinates are all lunatics. If there is no store, they say there is one. Call a guide, and they will go crazy on the spot." Another gangster said with lingering fear. "Can you tell Brother Chen, don't accept orders from people with mental problems."
"Bah! It's unlucky for us, let's go!" The gangster in the lead scolded that this trip was unlucky, and led the people away.
……
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