Read the scriptures, not a liar
Chapter 068
When Kong Qing came back with his things in his arms, Zuo Huan and the others were also sitting in front of the coffee table, as if they had never moved.
He didn't suspect him, he took something and put it on the tea table.
"Handjob, what are these things for?"
"I told you to study hard with me a long time ago. In the end, you didn't learn anything! Now you come to ask me again when the matter comes to an end, so you don't find it troublesome?" Handler deliberately stood in the middle of the coffee table, with his hips on his hips and said loudly.
"...I can't learn those things of yours, don't force me." Kong Qing replied honestly.
Get a satisfactory answer, Handjob is happy.He waved to Kong Qing.
"You go out and learn how to drive, and watch me draw a picture of nine fishes for this boss, so that I can make a lot of money every day."
Paying [-]% is an appointment to meet at a hotel tomorrow.There was nothing to do today, and Kong Qing really went out by himself when he got the handyman's reply.
On the other side of Yiyuanzhai, the guests and Kong Qing were all there, and they were all staring at the video sent by the wireless camera.
I saw the handjob standing on the coffee table talking.
Several apprentices were taken aback.
"Master, it seems that their mouse can really talk... It's different from our stupid."
Master Park stared at the video screen with a look of doubt on life.
Seeing how deeply shocked Master Pu was, the apprentice didn't say anything more.Read on.
Seeing Handler say that Kong Qing is not good at learning and relying on him for everything, and after Kong Qing admitted, several people couldn't help but gasp in their hearts.
"It turns out that the most powerful thing in that shop is the rats!" Xiao Zhu rubbed her swollen face due to paint allergies, her teeth itching with anger. "That kid can't do anything!"
Seeing that Kong Qing had gone out, Shuji bowed his head and drew.Several people stopped watching the video and sat down in a circle.
"Master, how do you think this matter should be handled?" a disciple asked.
"I think, we might as well put this video on the Internet! How rare is a talking mouse! If it is captured for research, then the company surnamed Kong will have to go out of business!" An apprentice suggested.
Master Park pondered for a while, then stared back at the apprentice who came up with such a bad idea.
"...It's really useless. Don't say that there are so many fake videos now. If the mouse hides, the surname Kong said that the voice and movements of the video are special effects. Normal people believe us or believe him! Then this is a shock. , what should we do if we are retaliated by them?"
"Then what shall we do?" the apprentice asked.
"...Let's fight it out." Master Pu secretly made up his mind. "Think of a way to lure that mouse over."
"Can you do it?"
Several apprentices pulled their faces.
"You see that Kong's attitude towards the mouse is really casual. He doesn't respect his teacher at all. He cooks some noodles or something at home every day. We should respect it more and give more offerings. It may be towards the rat. us?" Master Park said. "This kind of method will not offend it! There is no risk!"
"Master, you are still thoughtful." Several apprentices suddenly realized.
"Then how do we get in touch with him?" Xiao Zhu asked.
"There is no mouse that doesn't like to steal. We have a banquet upstairs, and we order fragrant dishes. Don't collect them at night. If you smell the fragrance, you may come here." Master Pu said.
That night.
The second floor of Yiyuanzhai is full of fragrant dishes.The windows were still wide open, and the scent wafted across the street.
Master Park and a few apprentices turned off the lights, and then hid in the room of the apprentices on duty with their laptops, secretly watching the movement outside.
When Kong Qing came back from learning how to drive, he was a little puzzled when he saw the picture of nine fishes drawn by the handset.
"You fish..."
"What's wrong? Doesn't it look like it?" Handler pretended to be stupid on purpose.
Handjob's painter is still very good, with just a few strokes of ink, the figures of the nine carps stand out vividly on the paper.
but……
Although it is a freehand painting, why does he feel that those fish are all white-bellied upwards?And the water in the background, I don't know if it is not painted well or the ink is not good, it looks particularly muddy.
"It feels like the fish is dead?" Kong Qing said.
"You don't understand." Handjob smiled inwardly. "Li Tongli of carp. It is most suitable for people who do business. The number nine means long and long."
"Ok."
Kong Qing thought he really didn't understand, so he put down the painting and went to wash up.
Jiang Shen lived in a nearby hotel, but in order to watch a good show, he pretended to have a talk with Zuo Huan and stayed in Kong Qing's shop.
Seeing Kong Qing go upstairs, Jiang Shen picked up the painting and asked the handjob.
"Can this painting really help make money?"
"Of course the picture of nine fishes can be done." Handjob thought while shaking his head while stroking his beard.
But the fish in this painting are dead fish, and the water is dead water.The meaning of this painting, of course, is to lose money for a long time.
It's a pity that there is surveillance. He will tell this fellow from Northeast China next time.
"Ah!" Jiang Shen took a quick look at the painting.
"Don't worry, this painting won't run away, you can go back and rest first." Handler took the scroll and put it aside.
Jiang Shen knew that there was surveillance here, so he couldn't say anything serious, so he reluctantly left.
When Zuo Huan saw that everyone had left, he immediately started acting.
Of course, how fake this play is, only God knows.
"You have to remember your identity. A mouse, how did it get on the stage? It will rarely appear in front of guests in the future. Also, don't bother me and Kong Qing if you have nothing to do. It annoys me and peels your skin .” Zuo Huan stared at the handjob.
The handjob was full of obscenities.But thinking of monitoring, she immediately agreed like a little daughter-in-law.
Zuo Huan snorted, and went upstairs to find Kong Qing himself.
Inside the One Yuan Zhai.
"Master, this mouse is not doing well! You see, they all look down on it!" A disciple said while looking at the monitor. "I think our plan may really come true."
"Wow, if this mouse is willing to help us, then we will really make a lot of money in the future!" An apprentice sucked his saliva.
"Stop making noise, the mouse is out, let's see if it will come to us."
Several people quickly switched the video to the camera at the door of their store.
I saw a big mouse walking out of Kong's Fengshui shop, its back looked so desolate and lonely.
It hesitated for a long time, and under the expectation of everyone, it finally sniffed the air with its nose.Coming in the direction of Yiyuanzhai.
"Come on, come on!" The few people around the monitor immediately geared up.
Master Pu took a mirror to look at his appearance, as if the young daughter-in-law wanted to see her in-laws.
Soon the handjob climbed along the doorpost to the second floor of Yiyuanzhai, and came in through the window.
It looked at a table of banquets, swallowed its saliva, and seeing no one around, it immediately began to feast.
Several people hiding in the next room saw that it was almost eaten, so they yelled a slogan, one, two, three, and rushed out together.
"Meet the Rat Immortal!"
Hulala Five or six people rushed out of the room and knelt down on the ground.
Handjob ate half of it, as if stunned, clutching a chicken leg and motionless.
Seeing that the mouse hadn't left, Xiao Zhu quickly turned on the light.
Master Park hurriedly made another statement.
"I am an old and useless apprentice, I salute you, Great Immortal Shu!"
The handjob seemed to have just reacted, and squeaked twice, pretending to be an ordinary mouse trying to slip away.
Seeing that the mouse did not speak, Master Pu hurriedly spoke again.
"Don't leave in a hurry, we'll just stand here and won't pass. Tell us what you want to eat, and we'll find it for you right away!" Master Pu said.
"Yes, Great Immortal Mouse, we can swear to God that we will never harm you. This banquet was originally prepared for you. If you are happy, we are willing to prepare it for you every day." Xiao Zhu also echoed from the side.
The handjob stopped hesitantly.
"You... how do you know that I am the Great Mouse Immortal?"
Little Zhu got stuck, but Master Park was very thick-skinned, and he blew as soon as he opened his mouth.
"This is fate! We are waiting for you here because of fate!"
Handjob gritted his teeth in his heart, but it didn't show on his face.
"For the sake of this banquet. If you have any request, just say it!"
"Oh, we don't have any requirements." Master Park said very sincerely. "Just want to learn some real skills."
Handjob looked around at them.
"True skills can't be taught to you all at once. Let's change the request."
"It's okay, Rat Immortal! We live across the street. Come whenever it's convenient for you. We'll make sure to prepare food and drinks for you!" Master Pu said.
"I don't think any of you can do it at all, and it's probably useless if you learn it." Handler said.
"That's better than having wisdom but not respecting you. As long as you are willing to teach, we will definitely care more than anyone else! Even if it is useless to learn, we will keep your words firmly in our hearts! There is always a school Time to use it!"
Handjob rolled his eyes.
"Then... well. For the sake of your sincerity, I will come here occasionally. Tell me what you want to learn today."
"By the way... Shu Daxian, to be honest, there is a person in our shop who asked for money. We agreed to him, but now we can't come up with any good solution. Seeing that the other party can't wait, what do you think we should do better? "Master Park asked.
"If you're in a hurry, I'll give you something to support the scene first." Handjob gnawed off the chicken leg in his hand. "I have a painting there, you can use it first."
"Thank you! Thank you!" Master Park was overjoyed.
Could it be that you want to bring the picture of nine fishes you drew just now?
Should he use it himself?
Forget it, as long as Shu Daxian is willing to follow them, how many pictures do you want in the future?This time, let that surnamed Zhang shut up first.
After the handjob was full, he really took the picture of nine fishes.Master Park saw that it was the same as in the surveillance, and immediately pretended to be good.Thanks again.
Handsome looked like a master, and went back to Kong Qing's shop with his hands behind his back.Kong Qing recited scriptures with her eyes closed, knowing nothing at all.Until the next day, when Jiang Shen came to meet with Kong Qing and the others, the gray machine excused that yesterday's painting was not good enough, and it sent another one after finishing the work.Only then did Kong Qing realize that the painting was missing.
However, Kong Qing also felt that the painting looked uncomfortable, and he had no objection when Shuji said so.After all, I will have to deal with [-]% in a while.
After breakfast, a few people went to the hotel that Zuo Huan had booked, pretending to discuss business.
The author has something to say: My cousin got married today, and I ran around and forgot to set the manuscript box. I’m sorry for everyone_(:з」∠)_
He didn't suspect him, he took something and put it on the tea table.
"Handjob, what are these things for?"
"I told you to study hard with me a long time ago. In the end, you didn't learn anything! Now you come to ask me again when the matter comes to an end, so you don't find it troublesome?" Handler deliberately stood in the middle of the coffee table, with his hips on his hips and said loudly.
"...I can't learn those things of yours, don't force me." Kong Qing replied honestly.
Get a satisfactory answer, Handjob is happy.He waved to Kong Qing.
"You go out and learn how to drive, and watch me draw a picture of nine fishes for this boss, so that I can make a lot of money every day."
Paying [-]% is an appointment to meet at a hotel tomorrow.There was nothing to do today, and Kong Qing really went out by himself when he got the handyman's reply.
On the other side of Yiyuanzhai, the guests and Kong Qing were all there, and they were all staring at the video sent by the wireless camera.
I saw the handjob standing on the coffee table talking.
Several apprentices were taken aback.
"Master, it seems that their mouse can really talk... It's different from our stupid."
Master Park stared at the video screen with a look of doubt on life.
Seeing how deeply shocked Master Pu was, the apprentice didn't say anything more.Read on.
Seeing Handler say that Kong Qing is not good at learning and relying on him for everything, and after Kong Qing admitted, several people couldn't help but gasp in their hearts.
"It turns out that the most powerful thing in that shop is the rats!" Xiao Zhu rubbed her swollen face due to paint allergies, her teeth itching with anger. "That kid can't do anything!"
Seeing that Kong Qing had gone out, Shuji bowed his head and drew.Several people stopped watching the video and sat down in a circle.
"Master, how do you think this matter should be handled?" a disciple asked.
"I think, we might as well put this video on the Internet! How rare is a talking mouse! If it is captured for research, then the company surnamed Kong will have to go out of business!" An apprentice suggested.
Master Park pondered for a while, then stared back at the apprentice who came up with such a bad idea.
"...It's really useless. Don't say that there are so many fake videos now. If the mouse hides, the surname Kong said that the voice and movements of the video are special effects. Normal people believe us or believe him! Then this is a shock. , what should we do if we are retaliated by them?"
"Then what shall we do?" the apprentice asked.
"...Let's fight it out." Master Pu secretly made up his mind. "Think of a way to lure that mouse over."
"Can you do it?"
Several apprentices pulled their faces.
"You see that Kong's attitude towards the mouse is really casual. He doesn't respect his teacher at all. He cooks some noodles or something at home every day. We should respect it more and give more offerings. It may be towards the rat. us?" Master Park said. "This kind of method will not offend it! There is no risk!"
"Master, you are still thoughtful." Several apprentices suddenly realized.
"Then how do we get in touch with him?" Xiao Zhu asked.
"There is no mouse that doesn't like to steal. We have a banquet upstairs, and we order fragrant dishes. Don't collect them at night. If you smell the fragrance, you may come here." Master Pu said.
That night.
The second floor of Yiyuanzhai is full of fragrant dishes.The windows were still wide open, and the scent wafted across the street.
Master Park and a few apprentices turned off the lights, and then hid in the room of the apprentices on duty with their laptops, secretly watching the movement outside.
When Kong Qing came back from learning how to drive, he was a little puzzled when he saw the picture of nine fishes drawn by the handset.
"You fish..."
"What's wrong? Doesn't it look like it?" Handler pretended to be stupid on purpose.
Handjob's painter is still very good, with just a few strokes of ink, the figures of the nine carps stand out vividly on the paper.
but……
Although it is a freehand painting, why does he feel that those fish are all white-bellied upwards?And the water in the background, I don't know if it is not painted well or the ink is not good, it looks particularly muddy.
"It feels like the fish is dead?" Kong Qing said.
"You don't understand." Handjob smiled inwardly. "Li Tongli of carp. It is most suitable for people who do business. The number nine means long and long."
"Ok."
Kong Qing thought he really didn't understand, so he put down the painting and went to wash up.
Jiang Shen lived in a nearby hotel, but in order to watch a good show, he pretended to have a talk with Zuo Huan and stayed in Kong Qing's shop.
Seeing Kong Qing go upstairs, Jiang Shen picked up the painting and asked the handjob.
"Can this painting really help make money?"
"Of course the picture of nine fishes can be done." Handjob thought while shaking his head while stroking his beard.
But the fish in this painting are dead fish, and the water is dead water.The meaning of this painting, of course, is to lose money for a long time.
It's a pity that there is surveillance. He will tell this fellow from Northeast China next time.
"Ah!" Jiang Shen took a quick look at the painting.
"Don't worry, this painting won't run away, you can go back and rest first." Handler took the scroll and put it aside.
Jiang Shen knew that there was surveillance here, so he couldn't say anything serious, so he reluctantly left.
When Zuo Huan saw that everyone had left, he immediately started acting.
Of course, how fake this play is, only God knows.
"You have to remember your identity. A mouse, how did it get on the stage? It will rarely appear in front of guests in the future. Also, don't bother me and Kong Qing if you have nothing to do. It annoys me and peels your skin .” Zuo Huan stared at the handjob.
The handjob was full of obscenities.But thinking of monitoring, she immediately agreed like a little daughter-in-law.
Zuo Huan snorted, and went upstairs to find Kong Qing himself.
Inside the One Yuan Zhai.
"Master, this mouse is not doing well! You see, they all look down on it!" A disciple said while looking at the monitor. "I think our plan may really come true."
"Wow, if this mouse is willing to help us, then we will really make a lot of money in the future!" An apprentice sucked his saliva.
"Stop making noise, the mouse is out, let's see if it will come to us."
Several people quickly switched the video to the camera at the door of their store.
I saw a big mouse walking out of Kong's Fengshui shop, its back looked so desolate and lonely.
It hesitated for a long time, and under the expectation of everyone, it finally sniffed the air with its nose.Coming in the direction of Yiyuanzhai.
"Come on, come on!" The few people around the monitor immediately geared up.
Master Pu took a mirror to look at his appearance, as if the young daughter-in-law wanted to see her in-laws.
Soon the handjob climbed along the doorpost to the second floor of Yiyuanzhai, and came in through the window.
It looked at a table of banquets, swallowed its saliva, and seeing no one around, it immediately began to feast.
Several people hiding in the next room saw that it was almost eaten, so they yelled a slogan, one, two, three, and rushed out together.
"Meet the Rat Immortal!"
Hulala Five or six people rushed out of the room and knelt down on the ground.
Handjob ate half of it, as if stunned, clutching a chicken leg and motionless.
Seeing that the mouse hadn't left, Xiao Zhu quickly turned on the light.
Master Park hurriedly made another statement.
"I am an old and useless apprentice, I salute you, Great Immortal Shu!"
The handjob seemed to have just reacted, and squeaked twice, pretending to be an ordinary mouse trying to slip away.
Seeing that the mouse did not speak, Master Pu hurriedly spoke again.
"Don't leave in a hurry, we'll just stand here and won't pass. Tell us what you want to eat, and we'll find it for you right away!" Master Pu said.
"Yes, Great Immortal Mouse, we can swear to God that we will never harm you. This banquet was originally prepared for you. If you are happy, we are willing to prepare it for you every day." Xiao Zhu also echoed from the side.
The handjob stopped hesitantly.
"You... how do you know that I am the Great Mouse Immortal?"
Little Zhu got stuck, but Master Park was very thick-skinned, and he blew as soon as he opened his mouth.
"This is fate! We are waiting for you here because of fate!"
Handjob gritted his teeth in his heart, but it didn't show on his face.
"For the sake of this banquet. If you have any request, just say it!"
"Oh, we don't have any requirements." Master Park said very sincerely. "Just want to learn some real skills."
Handjob looked around at them.
"True skills can't be taught to you all at once. Let's change the request."
"It's okay, Rat Immortal! We live across the street. Come whenever it's convenient for you. We'll make sure to prepare food and drinks for you!" Master Pu said.
"I don't think any of you can do it at all, and it's probably useless if you learn it." Handler said.
"That's better than having wisdom but not respecting you. As long as you are willing to teach, we will definitely care more than anyone else! Even if it is useless to learn, we will keep your words firmly in our hearts! There is always a school Time to use it!"
Handjob rolled his eyes.
"Then... well. For the sake of your sincerity, I will come here occasionally. Tell me what you want to learn today."
"By the way... Shu Daxian, to be honest, there is a person in our shop who asked for money. We agreed to him, but now we can't come up with any good solution. Seeing that the other party can't wait, what do you think we should do better? "Master Park asked.
"If you're in a hurry, I'll give you something to support the scene first." Handjob gnawed off the chicken leg in his hand. "I have a painting there, you can use it first."
"Thank you! Thank you!" Master Park was overjoyed.
Could it be that you want to bring the picture of nine fishes you drew just now?
Should he use it himself?
Forget it, as long as Shu Daxian is willing to follow them, how many pictures do you want in the future?This time, let that surnamed Zhang shut up first.
After the handjob was full, he really took the picture of nine fishes.Master Park saw that it was the same as in the surveillance, and immediately pretended to be good.Thanks again.
Handsome looked like a master, and went back to Kong Qing's shop with his hands behind his back.Kong Qing recited scriptures with her eyes closed, knowing nothing at all.Until the next day, when Jiang Shen came to meet with Kong Qing and the others, the gray machine excused that yesterday's painting was not good enough, and it sent another one after finishing the work.Only then did Kong Qing realize that the painting was missing.
However, Kong Qing also felt that the painting looked uncomfortable, and he had no objection when Shuji said so.After all, I will have to deal with [-]% in a while.
After breakfast, a few people went to the hotel that Zuo Huan had booked, pretending to discuss business.
The author has something to say: My cousin got married today, and I ran around and forgot to set the manuscript box. I’m sorry for everyone_(:з」∠)_
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