Quick Pass: Play Cannon Fodder

Amidst the cheers of hundreds of millions of fans, the official announced the best player of the opening game: Liang McQueen.

Liang McQueen and Coach Donen attended the post-match press conference, while Xing Huan returned to the locker room and changed out of the little yellow chicken ball pants.

The first game of the group stage once again consolidated Liang McQueen's godhood, Sun Peiyan also performed very well, and Xing Huan even slapped the trolls loudly in a self-deprecating way.

The trolls became enraged and turned into bullies. They were still jumping up and down in the commentary room, swiping the screen and saying, "Wen Qiuren is just lucky, if he plays a few more games, he will be exposed!"

Yao Yuan sniffled and said with a broken smile: "It's so fucking sour!" After finishing speaking, he exited the explanation room and sent a congratulatory message to Xing Huan.

Liang McQueen pressed Xing Huan on the bed and celebrated in his own way: "Let you twist your ass, let you twist your ass... Ah, baby, let me shoot into your goal."

After that, the fans who went to watch the game felt that they had made a lot of money. They kept their tickets and saved a glorious history.

There are more and more fans who like Xing Huan. Regardless of men, women, young or old, they all have high hopes for this almighty king, and they also rescued Coach Donan from the "lunatic asylum".And Sun Peiyan's long shot directly kicked coach Donan into the altar of the coaching world.

Red jersey vest A: "Coach Donen has a great vision. He discovered Liang McQueen, and this year he discovered Sun Peiyan. He is simply a striker excavator!"

Red jersey vest B: "And Wen Qiuren! Oh no, Wen Qiuren's bole is Liang McQueen."

The trolls with yellow cards on their vests seized the opportunity and sang "The Song of the Little Yellow Chicken" in the commentary room, suppressing the fans' comments.

Yao Yuan tapped the microphone and announced the first mystery of the national team: "Obviously, Liang McQueen's successor is neither Wen Qiuren nor Xiao Yinlong, but Sun Peiyan."

Jia Tiantian added: "As for the last unsolved mystery, we will pay attention to Xiao Yinlong's situation in the next game. I wonder if Coach Donan will give him a chance to play?"

"Oh, the vile, shameless, filthy little man! I wish him a lifetime of idleness, and don't let me see him play!"

"Yao Yuan! If you do this again, I will turn off your microphone!" After finishing speaking, Jia Tiantian made a gesture to take away Yao Yuan's smart watch.

"Tian Tian, ​​I was wrong...I promise I won't do it again, let me say a few more words...Yes, fans, please pray that Xiao Yinlong doesn't make mistakes!"

As soon as Jia Tiantian kicked the net cable, the commentary room was paralyzed, and the fans had already found out Yao Yuan's background, and they were accustomed to the way the two commented.

In the next few days, hot searches were full of topics about the national team:

#梁麦姆参考奇迹, performed a hat-trick in the opening match#

#Unexpected genius goalkeeper, fans have imitated Wen Qiuren's hip-shaking dance steps#

#After Liang McQueen, Sun Peiyan became the second striker to score in his World Cup debut#

#贾天田 Did you scold Yao Yuan again today? (laughing and crying#

And Xing Huan lived up to expectations, showing his prowess in the next few group matches, occupying his own goal as always, not allowing the opponent to score, and giving the national team a complete victory.

Yao Yuan glanced at Jia Tiantian, and said cautiously: "Hello, fans, this is 'Yao Yiyao, listen to the World Cup from afar'. It is the last match of the national team in the group stage, against country B. Yao Yuan is explaining for you... "

"And Jia Tiantian, I'm very happy to continue to broadcast live for you. Since the national team has enough points in the group stage and ranks No.1 in Group F, no matter what the result of this game is, the national team will advance to the knockout round!"

"Yes, first of all we want to congratulate the national team here. Their record is the same as it was four years ago! As for this game, Coach Donen may save his strength."

Yao Yuan guessed right, there is no Liang McQueen in the starting lineup, he is sitting on the coach's bench at the moment, watching Xing Huan dancing in front of the goal with fondness...

Fans who bought tickets before were still complaining about the poor position behind the goal, which blocked the view. Since Xing Huan became a "hip-shaking goalkeeper", the 1 seats behind him have become the most popular position for fans.

The view here is simply not so good, and you can also appreciate the talented goalkeeper's buttocks. The fans even played rhythm for Xing Huan in the stands, making him dance even more joyfully.

The little crutch...he really loves to play.Liang McQueen chuckled, and an idea came to his mind, as long as the national team can go to the end, he will come out on the green field.

In addition to Liang McQueen, Coach Donan also adjusted several players, leaving the pressure of this game to Sun Peiyan, trying to hone his willpower.Although the national team has advanced to the knockout round, coach Donan still hopes that his teammates can win this game, and Sun Peiyan is under a lot of pressure.

And Xing Huan is more concerned about the last group match of Group E, which is related to the World Cup competition system.

The national team advances as No.1 in Group F, then their next opponent is No.2 in Group E.Right now, Group E is also competing. Country G is playing against Country S. Country S is very strong, but its performance in this World Cup is not satisfactory. That's why it will compete with Country G for the No. 2 qualification in the group.

Logically speaking, it would be best for country G to eliminate country S. In this way, the national team would not meet country S in the 1/8 finals.However, the teams that can advance to the 1/8 finals are not too bad. Whether it is a strong team like S country or a dark horse from G country, Xing Huan will throw them home.

Thinking of this, Xing Huan shook the chicken feathers on his ball pants, and took a posture to catch the ball.

I saw that a midfielder from country B dribbled the ball past Xu Pengxuan, and then passed the ball to a forward.

The striker ran fast and came straight to the penalty area. Xing Huan was judging the direction all the time. Unexpectedly, his own defender chased him and collided violently with the striker, and both of them fell to the ground.

The referee immediately stopped the game, showed a yellow card to the defender, and awarded a penalty to the forward.

This time, the fans were not happy, and there were boos in the stands.However, they are still waving the national flag. Anyway, the national team has already advanced, and they are full of confidence.

Yao Yuan was very excited, and explained: "Foul in the penalty zone, does anyone remember this scene? Back then, in the U17 league, Wen Qiuren also won a penalty and sealed the victory of that game."

Jia Tiantian nodded and said, "It's just that Wen Qiuren played as a striker at the time. Now, he has changed positions with himself at that time. Will he still win the 11-meter shot?"

The striker was secretly proud, ready to tease Xing Huan.Xing Huan is even more proud, there is no reason for others to tease him.

As the whistle blew, the striker started to run, grabbing everyone's heart.Two judgments flashed through Xing Huan's mind: left, left?

He was about to pounce to the left, but suddenly changed his mind and just jumped high!The striker kicked at the same time, the football went straight to the middle of the goal, and Xing Huan punched the sky in the panic of the fans!

The forward was extremely disappointed and made a gesture of hugging his head, while Yao Yuan shouted in the commentary room: "Ha! I want to pass Wen Qiuren with a penalty kick with a spoon, and I don't want to see who can pull off this trick!"

Jia Tiantian said with a smile: "Wen Qiuren is so good that he couldn't even score a penalty kick. This is a world-class save!"

Liang McQueen clenched his fist and applauded along with the fans in the stands.Coach Donan replaced the defender who received a yellow card, and then looked at the bench, intending to let Xiao Yinlong experience the international competition.

Xiao Yinlong was overjoyed, and immediately ran onto the court, causing Yao Yuan to curse: "Oh no! This despicable, shameless, dirty villain! Referee, quickly give him a red card!"

Jia Tiantian was extremely speechless, he didn't waste any more words, and only threw out the last unsolved mystery of the national team for the fans to discuss.

Since Xiao Yinlong is a defender and is the closest to Xing Huan, he occasionally hums "The Song of the Little Yellow Chicken" and growls: "You bumpkin, you can't think of it, I wrote this song!"

Oh, it sounds awful.Xing Huan glared at Xiao Yinlong, and then caught a high-altitude pass.

The striker just now was about to avenge his shame and ran towards the penalty area again.Xiao Yinlong and other defenders immediately surrounded the past, creating chaos in front of the goal.

Xiao Yinlong wanted the ball so much, he wanted Liang McQueen and coach Donen to see his strength, so he kept fighting for it, even his teammates.Xing Huan noticed Xiao Yinlong's movements, and then sneered, a plan flashed in his mind.

After scrambling for a long time, the football finally returned to the striker's feet. He didn't even look at it, and immediately took a shot.

At this moment, Xiao Yinlong accidentally kicked the football and changed the direction of the football, while Xing Huan pretended to be slow, and the football flew into the goal behind him!

Boos broke out in the stands, and the fans all hugged their heads in unison.

Yao Yuan was furious, and then yelled: "Xiao Yinlong, that trash! He kicked the ball into his own goal - he kicked an own goal! This is the first own goal of the national team in the World Cup, and he has already lost his face. The gate is over!"

Jia Tiantian was stunned, and blurted out: "My God! How much does Xiao Yinlong hate Wen Qiuren? Feelings cannot be forced. He can't kick the ball into his own gate just because Sun Peiyan likes Wen Qiuren..."

At this point, she realized that she had said something wrong, so she covered her mouth.But the fans in the commentary were already laughing like crazy, they all thought that Xiao Yinlong's bitter love had no turning point.

On the court, Sun Peiyan always felt that he had fallen into an inexplicable disaster...

Then, he started to exert his strength, and he just turned the situation around before the end of the game, overtaking country B and winning the group stage!

At the same time, country G also eliminated country S.

Coach Donan was very relieved, but he would never use Xiao Yinlong again.Xiao Yinlong wanted to cry, so he went to a brothel that night, just to prove that he was a straight man.

Yao Yuan and Jia Tiantian had a carnival all night in the commentary room, and the trolls sang "The Song of the Little Yellow Chicken" again, causing Yao Yuan to shout angrily: "Oh, shut up! Don't let me hear this damn song again!"

Unexpectedly, the fans sang even louder:

The little yellow chicken is so cute when he shakes his hips. He is handsome and pretty, and everyone loves him.

The little yellow chicken can't lose a single ball, and with his skills and chicken feathers, the final will only be more exciting, always so happy!

After hearing the brand new lyrics, Yao Yuan and Jia Tiantian laughed out loud one after another, and stopped stopping the fans from singing.

As for the vests of the group of trolls, Yao Yuan's red card had already put them out of breath, and their previous morale suddenly disappeared, and it was completely cooled by Xing Huan's further blows.

The next day, Xing Huan posted a photo through his social account: He raised his middle finger, with the words "Traffic" written on the back of his hand, and a bright red fork on it!