[Zhongyingmei] After being mistaken for 108 times, I am with the master

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Inside a cafe in New York

"It really was Stark who did it."

Facing the extremely familiar page of the live broadcast room, Bruce Wayne frowned tightly.A huge "suspended" logo is particularly conspicuous on it.

He received a call early this morning, and it represented "condolences" from Tony Stark.

In short: the baby in pajamas of the richest man in New York has been restless for the past few days. He went out privately last night and found a suspected Bruce Wayne in disguise.The richest man in New York expressed "concern" about Gotham's richest man being impersonated and strongly "condemned" the daring liar.

Of course, if you think that Tony Stark spent half a day on psychological construction, and finally got 100 million phone calls with his enemies who are unwilling to get through with similar personalities just to say this, then you are too naive.

After spending another 5 minutes expressing the content above, Tony Stark put aside the nonsense and talked about the business.

He hoped that Bruce Wayne could transfer the live broadcast platform he bought, and then he would personally discipline the internet scammer who seriously endangered the physical and mental health of minors.

And Bruce Wayne rejected the other party at the first time, on the grounds that——

"Here's my suspect."

But Tony Stark scoffed at this.Didn't the bastard Bruce Wayne take all his prisoners who ran into Gotham? !Talking about "yours" and "mine" is so funny now! ! !

——Who is not a wayward rich man + superhero? !

So Tony Stark willfully killed him without letting go or giving in, while Bruce Wayne hung up the phone even more willfully, and pulled the other party into the blacklist.

However, it is clear that blacklisting is not the end of their conversation.

"How is it, master? Do you want to hack the program back now?" Alfred's voice carried a little smile.

Bruce Wayne outlined the eye-catching and bright red suspension sign with his eyes, and it took a long time before he said, "No rush."

"Okay, then—"

Before Alfred finished speaking, he heard a younger voice.Judging from the tone, that voice should come from the police officer before.

"I installed a bug on the wasp that I handed over to the police." Before his housekeeper asked, Bruce Wayne simply explained, and the next moment his hand was on the hang up button on the communicator.

This directly led to Alfred's last sentence "I wish you a good time" to be directly intercepted in the Batcave.

Looking at the indicator light that symbolized the hang-up of the call, the old butler sighed and shook his head, "If the master has this kind of energy in looking for a partner, it won't be like this now."

With the hang up of the communicator, the voice from the bug was clearer.Bruce Wayne even heard the sound of small puffs of water—the other party should be washing his hands in a public toilet right now.

After waiting for a few seconds, the sound of water stopped.He heard Salander speaking at an extremely slow pace—

"Bruce Wayne, you are very good! This backup makes you not too successful! Do you think it is great to wear an ordinary shell? Let me tell you, this is a waste of resources."

This sentence is absolutely different from anything Salander said before, just like the so-called OOC.

The young man completely abandoned the cumbersome and polite honorifics before, and slowly ground his teeth, "Also, don't you think the cologne smell on your body is too strong? It made the hornets smell like this, so I can only wash it off now." Just wash it off."

The sound of water, which had almost disappeared, sounded again, and the splashes made by the wasps in the water hit the washbasin, making continuous sounds.At the same time, the voice on Bruce Wayne's side became more and more noisy, and in the end only the sound of the sewer pipe remained.

— the bug was flushed down the sewer.

Is it a coincidence, or something else?

Thinking of the series of scolding words and sarcasm words before, Bruce Wayne smiled lowly.He had thought that the young police officer was a harmless orange cat with teeth and claws, but now it was not quite so.

After unplugging the wire of the bug, he raised his head and greeted the waiter next to him to check out.He reached into his pocket, but found nothing.

—Thousands of dollars in it disappeared.

However, this is not enough to move Bruce Wayne who has a backup plan.He showed a gentlemanly smile to the waiter, indicating that the other party could pay with his card.

After observing the card for a few seconds, the waiter showed a somewhat apologetic expression, "I'm sorry, sir. We are a new shop, and we don't support payment with the bank's black gold card for now."

Brucey, the richest man in Gotham: "..."

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In a public toilet near Zhongcheng Middle School

Salander picked up the wasp's corpse roughly and shook it. After confirming that there was no smell on it, he put it in another pocket and stored it.

He admitted that his actions and words just now were a little aggressive and impulsive, but that was something he couldn't help—Bruce Wayne really deserved a beating.

Salander hung his hands by his side, quietly looking at the excitement in the mirror.Because of the rinsing just now, a lot of water droplets have been stained on the mirror, but the face that belongs to Bruce Wayne that is printed on it can still be seen clearly.

This man obviously did nothing practical in the name of "backup". He even walked away just now, cutting off his hope of visiting Zhongcheng Middle School.When Peter Parker was confronting the opponent, he was even thinking: It would be great if the opponent could punch that rich man hard for him.

Now, he had to disguise himself as the other party and continue the unfinished task.You know, because several murders occurred in a row nearby, the guards of the school seemed to be suffering from persecution paranoia, strictly examining everyone who entered the school.

Alas, I believe that scrutiny is not a good thing for everyone who likes to pretend.

Salander stood at the gate of Midtown Middle School, and of course was stopped by the over-vigilant guard.

One of the guards recognized the face he was wearing now, but still refused to let go.

"Bruce Wayne, no! Let me tell you, even Tony Stark can't stand at the gate of our school and just go in!"

The doorman blew his beard and stared, looking like "no need to talk, I can't give in no matter what."But Salander knew the little thoughts of people like them.

He took out a stack of dollar bills from his pocket and pressed them on the doorman's table. The moment the dollar bills fell, he felt that the eyes of those people were straight.

Cursing the corners of his lips, he casually put down the second stack, and then the third stack.When it was the fourth stack's turn, the guards finally let go, and even stepped aside consciously, making way for him.

Tsk, thousands of dollars just disappeared.

Yes, at the moment when Bruce Wayne took the police ID, Salander also happened to get the last wad of cash in the other's pocket.And he ended up touching the wrong pocket just to make sure the loot was put away.

To him, his identity as a police officer is actually not worth much, it is something that people like Bruce Wayne can find out with just a flick of a finger.Instead of hard insurance, it is better to use it to exchange for something else.Look, don't these dollars come in handy now?

The sky was getting dark, and there were no people on the campus of Zhongcheng Middle School, only a few street lights were left dimly on.

He walked through the playground and a few paths, and stood under a not-so-high teaching building.There is a not-so-small shadow on the roof of this building, which looks like a person sitting cross-legged.

"Spider-Man."

Salander's voice was not high, but it made the figure who was sitting well jump up suddenly.

Spider-Man hesitated, as if deciding that simply getting up wasn't enough.He took a few steps back, and he was not satisfied until he had retreated to the edge of the teaching building.

"You..." Salander narrowed his eyes, a little puzzled by Spider-Man's behavior.

Hearing the person downstairs speak again, Spider-Man simply turned his face to the side, expressing "I won't listen, I won't listen" to the extreme.

Salander: "..."

Now he could finally see that Spider-Man seemed...not happy with him?But why?Obviously they have never met during this period.Could it be that... Tony Stark said something after that?

After thinking about it for a moment, he decided to continue speaking according to the information revealed by Tony Stark on the phone that day, "To be honest, I don't think it's a good idea for you to come out at night."

Spider-Man, who was clearly looking sideways, but subconsciously cast his eyes this way, became even more unhappy after hearing this sentence.Obviously, he thought of the last words Bruce Wayne said to him before, no, those were not words at all, they were orders: go home.

"But we're all here now."

What Salander wants to express is that no matter whether Tony Stark thinks you should come or not, we are already here now, why not deal with this matter together.

But Spider-Man thinks of something more.He recalled what happened before from beginning to end, and then suddenly realized, "So, what happened before was a test for me?"

Thinking this way is actually correct in most cases, because the veterans of the alliance always like to test others.Tony Stark was like this when he gave him the new suit, maybe Bruce Wayne was like this too?

Salander: "..."

Although I don't know what the other party is talking about, maybe...he should continue to talk along the other party's train of thought?

Spider-Man also noticed his silence, and quickly added another sentence, "I know, I know! The main reason why you said that is because another police officer was there at the time!"

Oh, my God, why couldn't he just point out the truth directly?A being as awkward as Batman must be upset about this! ?

"... Police officer?"

"Mmmmmmm!"

Spider-Man, who was busy figuring out his mistakes, obviously didn't notice the suspicious look in the other person's eyes, but nodded frantically in fear of the other person's disbelief.

Salander's eyes flicked across Spider-Man's whole body, and finally landed on the sketchbook that was placed flat on the roof of the teaching building by the other party.

But soon, his eyes were attracted by something else.A burst of gray-white spray spread from a distance, and the pungent smell made people sick.

The nearest Spider-Man was choked and coughed a few times, and he subconsciously jumped off the roof, trying to get closer to Salander.In the middle of the jump, he seemed to think of something again, and quickly turned back to glue the lost sketchbook with spider silk, "Mr. Wayne, what is that thing?!"

"Don't worry, that's not the trick of the wasp monster you said."

Hearing the speech of the reliable "elder", Spider-Man heaved a sigh of relief, and then he heard the other party say this——

"It's impossible for a wasp monster to use insecticide spray."

While talking, Salander himself felt the omission.He looked at Spider-Man, and asked casually, "You call yourself Spider-Man, do pesticides affect you?"

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感谢在2021-03-0123:56:28~2021-05-1700:33:25期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mines: 4 for Sebastian Stan; 2 for the soul of the big blue bird, Huaige; 1 for a shadow clone;

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