[Entertainment] Capture the King

After being caught by his parents one after another, Qin Xuyang was really not calm anymore, especially thinking about the embarrassment just now, he felt more and more that there is nothing wrong with making his parents embarrass Lu Yu.It's better than he is now, a dumb man who eats coptis, suffering so much that he can't tell!

However, what made him even more depressed was that before going to bed at night, Qin Mu specifically called him and Lu Yu to stop him, and said with a sullen face, "Your mother said that it's all my fault for being pedantic and refusing to accept you, so it's not easy for you to sleep in the same room at night." , I was so suffocated, it was only during the day..."

Qin Mu glanced at Qin Xuyang and paused. The expression on Lu Yu's face was very embarrassing. Qin Xuyang didn't show anything, so Qin Mu continued: "You two will live in the same room tonight, what do you want to do? Pedantic! Qin Xuyang, you are really promising, so don't let your father take the blame for you!"

Qin Xuyang coughed dryly, raised his eyebrows and did not answer. Qin Mu saw that Qin Xuyang was also a little bit overwhelmed, so he stood up and walked slowly to his room. After walking a few steps, he turned around and said, "Qin Xuyang, what are you going to do tomorrow? If you can't bear it any longer, why don't you just change your name to a single name with the word "Shou", I think it suits you well."

Qin Xuyang: "!!"

Qin Xuyang's stubborn expression collapsed in an instant. He felt that a mouthful of old blood was choked in his throat, and now he was really about to suffocate. He turned his head to look at Lu Yu, with a look of no FUCK on his face.

Lu Yu had a strange look on his face. He looked at Qin Xuyang and asked, "What does your father mean, who is it?"

Qin Xuyang: "..."

The feeling in his heart is simply beyond what a scumbag can express. He glared at Lu Yu and said angrily: "How long can I live, can I live a long life! A thousand-year-old king and an 8-year-old tortoise, can I live forever?" !"

Lu Yu stood aside, speechless for a long time, watched Qin Xuyang walk back to his room quickly, slammed the door, and then burst out laughing, he savored these words carefully, the smile deepened again a bit.

There are no boundaries...

The next day, Qin Yingdi, who is boundless, celebrated his 34th birthday. When he woke up, he saw Wu Yalan and Lu Yu standing in the kitchen, not knowing what they were doing.

As soon as he approached, he heard Wu Yalan's soft voice say: "I don't know how many years I haven't made longevity noodles for him. The craftsmanship has been born, but luckily it hasn't stopped. I will also make it for your birthday in the future." you eat."

With a smile in Lu Yu's voice, he replied, "Thank you, Mom."

Qin Xuyang listened to this with smiles on his eyes and brows. He walked in and said with a smile, "Mom, how could your skills be unfamiliar?"

Wu Yalan turned her head when she heard the words, looked at him with a smile, and said, "You go and sit down first, and you'll be fine after a while."

After she finished speaking, she looked at Lu Yu, and continued: "You should go and sit outside, too. Mom will do it today, so I don't need you."

Lu Yu nodded with a smile, and walked out with Qin Xuyang. As soon as he sat down in the living room, he saw Qin Mu slowly coming out of the master bedroom. He raised his eyelids and looked at them with an indescribably strange look in his eyes.

Qin Xuyang immediately remembered what happened last night, looked at Qin Mu's helplessness and said: "Dad, good morning."

Lu Yu also said, "Uncle, good morning."

Qin Mu's eyes stopped on Lu Yu's body for a moment, before he said calmly, "Morning."

Lu Yu didn't understand, so he looked at Qin Xuyang. Qin Xuyang naturally understood what his father's eyes meant, but he just didn't want to convey this meaning for his father.

Qin Xuyang's expression of "I know but I won't tell you" made Lu Yu very helpless. Before he said anything, Wu Yalan came out with a bowl of longevity noodles.

The whole family sat on the side and accompanied him to finish a bowl of longevity noodles, the atmosphere was indescribably warm.

However, after a short while of being warm, Uncle Yu walked in with someone. Qin Xuyang looked up at the person who came, but he didn't recognize who it was for a while, but the person immediately recognized him, walked up to him in a few steps, and shook his head. He patted him on the back, and said with a mouthful of Northeast scumbags: "Why are you back?"

As soon as he opened his mouth, Qin Xuyang remembered who it was, and his face froze for a moment. This handsome Caucasian guy of pure European and American descent was his childhood neighbor and classmate who had been in the same class for N years. It's just that he hasn't seen him since he left home. Seeing you again after nearly 20 years, the expression on Qin Xuyang's face is very complicated.

"Henry, why are you here?"

"I came back to visit my parents. I happened to meet Uncle Yu. Uncle Yu told me that you were leaving home. I'm here now. How are you, brother, are you surprised or surprised?"

Qin Xuyang laughed dryly and said, "Unexpected, unexpected..."

However, before he finished speaking, Henry continued: "Brother, how did I hear Uncle Yu say that you really like men now? You can't be because I kissed you back then!"

Qin Xuyang: "!!"

Lu Yu: "??"

The atmosphere fell into an awkward silence. Uncle Yu immediately slipped away as soon as he was obedient, while Qin Mu had a playful look on his face. Qin Xuyang coughed dryly and said, "I've already forgotten."

However, Henry was reluctant, and sat down next to Qin Xuyang, slapped his thigh and said, "Oh, it's all my fault, I kissed you when I saw you looking good back then, buddy, I'm married now, what are you doing?" It's just... alas! Blame me, blame me!"

Qin Xuyang smiled stiffly and said, "Is your wife from the Northeast?"

"How do you know? My daughter-in-law is from Nagada in Northeast China. She's always working hard, so let me take care of it. My buddy will be in her hands for the rest of my life. Alas, what about your boyfriend? After talking for a long time, this I haven't looked at people yet."

He looked around while talking, and Lu Yu stood behind him expressionlessly, waiting for him to finally look at him before saying, "Hi, I'm Lu Yu."

Henry's eyes lit up, he stood up quickly, grabbed Lu Yu's arm and said, "You are Lu Yu, the youngest actor, my wife has always liked you, and she always takes me to watch your movies, we all It's your movie fan, my daughter-in-law would be very happy to know that you are here. But buddy, do you know who Qin Xuyang's boyfriend is? Is he also from your entertainment industry?"

Lu Yu: "..."

Qin Xuyang felt that this bastard standing next to Lu Yu would affect his style of painting, so he could only stand up, hug Lu Yu, and said, "He is my boyfriend."

Henry froze for a moment, and said in a second, "You old cow eats tender grass!"

Qin Xuyang: "!!"

Qin Xuyang wished that the grass-mud horse in his heart could give him a hoof, kicking this winless person to death, Qin Mu couldn't help laughing while sitting aside, Wu Yalan also found it funny looking at them, but she didn't want her son to lose face, she held back Turning around with a smile, he entered the kitchen, and the atmosphere became quite strange.

Qin Xuyang remained silent for a while, but after a while, it was Lu Yu who said, "It's his birthday today, why don't you call your wife and have a meal together."

Qin Xuyang's expression changed immediately, and he turned his head to look at Lu Yu in disbelief. On the other side, Henry was overjoyed, and immediately took out his mobile phone to call his wife. Lu Yu didn't speak anymore, and went to help in the kitchen. Qin Xuyang could only He listened to Henry rambling with a sullen face.

After a while, Henry's daughter-in-law came, and as soon as she entered the door, Lu Yu rushed past.

"Oh my god, it's really you, idol, you are my idol, I miss you all the time, our whole family misses you too."

Lu Yu had a bright smile on his face, gentle eyes, and his voice was a little low, with a bit of sincerity in his mellowness. He said, "Thank you for liking me, it's a pleasure to meet you."

One sentence made this big girl from Northeast China so excited that she was about to cry when she pulled Lu Yu, and burst into tears, Henry stood aside, his face turned green, he smiled awkwardly at Qin Xuyang, and said, "Look at this embarrassing thing , don't mind."

Qin Xuyang smiled meaningfully, but did not answer.

But his daughter-in-law continued: "I have liked you since I was a child. When I was a child, I always wanted to marry someone like you when I was young. I could dream of you in my dreams, but when I grow up, I will marry such a coward... ..."

In a blink of an eye, he looked at Henry sadly, and Henry became angry instantly, walked up to his wife and shouted: "Zhang Xiaoyu! What are you talking about? You, why do you regret it? You should have said it earlier, Grandpa!" Don't wait any longer!"

"You stay on the sidelines, who cares about you? If you like to serve or not, don't delay me chatting with my idol."

Henry really lost his mind now, staring at Lu Yu with indescribable sorrow, Qin Xuyang watched from the side, very happy and relieved.

Zhang Xiaoyu pulled Lu Yu to continue talking, and Lu Yu responded politely and gently, looking like a gentleman, but Qin Xuyang knew that Lu Yu was holding back.

Sure enough, after a while, Lu Yu asked with concern: "Did you marry here alone? Are you still used to it?"

Zhang Xiaoyu's face was both moved and sad, and said with a bitter face: "The environment is nothing, I can also speak English, but sometimes I feel really bad, don't look at other people's tall and big, sometimes It's just a bitch, I feel annoyed when I look at it, alas, I don't feel safe following him."

Lu Yu said: "I think he's pretty good, don't think too much about it."

"Hey, who knew? Sometimes he's a man! He's done all kinds of things, too."

"That's right, I just heard him say that he kissed boys forcibly when he was a child, so he's quite a man when he thinks about it."

"What did you say??"

Henry: ",,,!!"

Qin Xuyang couldn't help but laughed, but still put on a calm attitude and said: "Don't get me wrong, he did that when he was young because he thought he liked boys, and now that he's married to you, he must be sure that he likes boys." your."

When Qin Xuyang said this, Zhang Xiaoyu became even more furious. He grabbed Henry and shouted, "What the hell, have you ever doubted this matter?"

Henry hurriedly explained that it was not easy to coax people in front of Qin Xuyang, and Zhang Xiaoyu was even more reluctant to leave when he was dragged away. The two left Qin's house without even eating, and walked out Xiaoyu just remembered,

"Hey, that's not right, the one in the room just now was Qin Xuyang, oh my god, he patronized and scolded you, I didn't even ask him for an autograph or anything, Qin Xuyang and Lu Yu are both the lovers of my dreams."

"It's still the lover of your dreams, you can go and cool off, they are a couple!"

"What did you say??"

……

In the room, the whole family laughed. Qin Xuyang especially liked Lu Yu's black belly. Taking advantage of Qin Mu and Wu Yalan's absence, he held Lu Yu's hand and asked, "Are you jealous? Even your fans take advantage of it ?”

Lu Yu had no expression on his face, and asked lightly, "What's going on?"

Qin Xuyang raised his eyebrows, and there was a bit of teasing in his eyes, but when he wanted to explain, he was still a little embarrassed, coughed dryly and said: "Remember when I told you that when I beat people's heads, their parents came to the door son?"

Lu Yu nodded, and Qin Xuyang continued, "That man is Henry."

Lu Yu couldn't help but burst out laughing. Thinking about it, he thought it was funny, but he smiled and was a little dissatisfied.

He stretched out his hand and pulled the man into his arms, bowed his head and kissed his lips before saying, "Other men, you can't kiss!"

Qin Xuyang raised his eyebrows and looked at him, jokingly said: "That woman can kiss, right?"

Lu Yu directly kissed the person until he couldn't breathe, and then said: "Except for filming, only I can kiss!"