Originally wanted to be Xianjun's apprentice

Shen Linyu asked the old fairy all over the past few days before accepting this shameful fact resignedly.

He asked Yuelao, "How can I cling to the ghost king at such a young age?"

"You may be coveting his beauty." Yuelao said.

Shen Linyu: "?"

What the hell are you talking about?

"Believe it or not, it is said that gods have fairy bones, and their postures are graceful and graceful, but you can't find anyone who looks better than the ghost king in Wujitian, especially the scarlet ghost mark at the end of the left eye, which looks cool and gorgeous , It’s really eye-catching for thousands of years..."

Shen Linyu spread his five fingers and waved in front of his eyes, "Yue Lao, your Taoist heart is unstable, and you are actually greedy for beauty, tsk, sex fairy, old sex fairy!"

Yuelao blushed when he heard this, and slapped his hands away with the floating dust, "Let's go, don't disturb me holding the red thread."

Shen Linyu snatched the floating dust in his hand and threw it aside, then rolled his eyes, rested his chin on both hands, and slammed in front of Yuelao, blinking hard and asked, "Yuelao, the sword fairy said I am him!" I have seen the cutest fairy, how do you compare with me?"

"Heh," Old Yue twisted his little fleshy face with a nonchalant smile, "Just you, you can't even compare to me when I was young."

Shen Linyu's smile disappeared visibly with the naked eye, anger rose from his heart, and evil grew to his guts, and he shouted, "Come with the sword!"

So he used a body-fixing technique to hold the cursing Yuelao on the ground, and shaved off his white beard and long eyebrows, but——

Really better looking than him.

How could this be so?Shen Linyu was lost and fled. It was too miserable. Not only did he know that he was no better than a thousand-year-old fairy, but he also used fairy magic indiscriminately and disrespected his elders. .

It's ugly, but it's even uglier if you cut it.

Shen Linyu was in tears.

But after running away for a while, she felt sleepy, and was afraid of being found, so she turned herself into a piece of blue silk and tied it to the jade osmanthus branch at the end of the infinite sky, pretending to be the decoration of Chang'e, and fell into a deep sleep .

……

"Hey, Yuelao's beard hasn't grown yet?"

Yuelao touched the white stubble on half of his fingers, and he burst into anger, "See if Shen Linyu has not shaved off his hair? I'm a fairy!"

The fairy hooked Yuelao's neck, "You just talk about being brave, who doesn't know that his reckless temper is caused by you and the sword fairy."

"You're the only one who's not used to it!" Yuelao pulled his arm, pointing to a big hideous scar and said, "I don't know who it is, just for Yumeng's childhood nonsense, saying that there is a treasure in the mortal world that is white in color and can see at night. You Meng ran on Taotie's mouth to grab the treasure, and was bitten until half his life died. When you came back, you happily let Youmeng ride on your back to play! You lost the face of God of War! !"

The God of War's face turned white and blue at times, he was very embarrassed, but finally turned into a sigh, "You Meng, he is still young."

Hearing the words, Yuelao lowered his eyes and pointed with aura, and threw three copper coins in the air, his face became serious, "The four evils are restricted, and the tomb will never give birth."

God of War murmured, "The spirit of the demon clan is dead..."

"Wait, there is a moving line..."

Yuelao said in a dumb voice, "You Meng won't go down to earth, right?"

"How is it possible, without the guidance of the Dao of Heaven, no one can enter or exit the Promise Heaven..."

The two looked at each other, "Find the Sword Immortal!"

However, it was too late, what should have happened and what should not have happened was a foregone conclusion.

……

At that time, Shen Linyu was taking a nap on the tree, and Wujitian happened to welcome the first person who ascended to immortality in a hundred years, to be precise, it was a fox.

But this fox behaved strangely. He didn't even listen to Tiandao's instructions, so he tore a piece of green silk from the osmanthus tree at will, wrapped his palms in the lightning injury he had suffered from crossing the catastrophe, and jumped down to earth.

The immortals only said that it was another fellow Taoist who failed to cross the tribulation, so they sighed and left.

Unexpectedly, Shen Linyu was brought down to the mortal world.

Shen Linyu was awakened by the smell of blood. He looked around at the simple wooden house, where there were four tea sets with fish playing in the lotus pond, feeling at a loss.

Isn't he in the Promise Heaven?This is where?Why is he covered in blood?

"Xiaoyu, don't reject me."

Hearing the sound, Shen Linyu stood up a piece of blue silk, and looked around, there were actually two strange-looking people lying on the bed, kissing each other, and the person on top even stripped the clothes of the person below.

Shen Linyu touched his chin, tilted his head, and flew to the bed curtain curiously, watching silently.

Why do people who are crushed cry?I seem to have heard that it was called Xiaoyu just now.

Does he not want to?

Shen Linyu frowned, and wanted to reach out to stop it.

But Xiaoyu at the bottom raised her arms and wrapped her arms around the waist of the person above while crying, wrapping her legs around her.

Shen Linyu: "?"

He shook his head, Yue Lao was right, the thoughts of mortals are unpredictable.

"Youmeng Xianjun." A call suddenly appeared in the sea of ​​consciousness.

"Here!" Shen Linyu took a closer look, and there was a long scroll made of old bamboo in front of him. He was surprised: "Hey, I can actually see the way of heaven?"

Because he didn't cross the tribulation, he was not under the control of heaven at all.

"Because you have a relationship with the world." Tiandao said again, "Ziyun sent Gu Lingxiu to prove the way with the body of a demon. He is a member of the immortal class, but he violated the decree of the gods and defected to the Wuji Heaven. He will cause countless evils, and you need to behead them yourself. "

"Stop, stop, too much information, who is Gu Lingxiu?"

Tiandao pointed to the fox above that was stuffing its big tail into the human leg.

"Oh...it's actually a fox fairy!"

Shen Linyu asked again, "Then why do they kiss, hug and touch like this?"

Tiandao suddenly changed from green bamboo to red bamboo, and said vaguely, "Good relationship."

Shen Linyu rested her chin and leaned on the bed to watch, "Then I have a good relationship with the immortals, why don't they kiss me?"

Tiandao's face turned green again, sealing Shen Linyu's five senses.

"Hey! I haven't finished watching it yet!"

The way of heaven rolled into a long axis, knocking on his head non-stop.

"Okay, okay, stop beating, let's get down to business." Shen Linyu pouted, "Why should I kill him? I think this person is pretty good. Just now, half of Xiaoyu's body was about to fall off. The bed was broken, and he was carried back, how kind and considerate, I don’t think he is a bad person.”

Shen Linyu clapped his hands, "By the way, he even covers people with quilts, that's great."

Tiandao thought that if he had a sword, he would poke Shen Linyu's eyes blind and cut off this nonsense tongue.

Tiandao held back his breath and showed Shen Linyu the tragedy that was about to happen, "He has killed the last remnants of the demon clan, and even the demon clan and Taoist priests were not spared in the end. All over the world, there will be bloodshed and corpses everywhere."

Shen Linyu said in shock, "He is so powerful, did I kill him?"

"If you can't kill, no one in the world can kill."

Shen Linyu sat in the sea of ​​consciousness and pondered again, "I can't do it, why don't I let the Sword Immortal God of War come? They won't be indecisive like me."

"Youmeng, he chose you. The cycle of karma, you are destined to be with him."

Shen Linyu was weeping, she knew that she would not turn into blue silk, and it would be fine if someone used it to bandage the wound, and it would even kill someone.

"I'll try my best."

Shen Linyu bit his lips in embarrassment, "No wonder Yuelao said that Chenyuan is terrifying, at least it will tear your heart and lungs, and at worst it will make your soul fly away. Sincerely don't deceive me."

The way of heaven disappeared, leaving one last sentence.

"Remember, don't meddle in mortal affairs, otherwise you won't be able to return to the Promise Heaven."

When Shen Linyu recovered his five senses, Gu Lingxiu was left alone on the bed, and then he chased him out.

Shen Linyu watched him silently follow that person for several months. By the way, that person's name was Shen Yu, and he sounded much better than any fish!

But they seem to be in conflict. Gu Lingxiu only dared to secretly drink his tea after Shen Yu left, and when Shen Yu was sleeping in the autumn frost, he cast spells and stars all over the sky to accompany him to see the sun shining on the western mountains, the spring flowers and the sea of ​​clouds. good.

Later, the remnants of the Demon Sect appeared, and Shen Yu ignored Gu Lingxiu, but finally exhausted his spiritual power to save Gu Lingxiu and died.

Gu Lingxiu lost his soul so far, turned into a prototype fox all day long, holding a frosted gourd and fantasizing about his friend's return.

When Tiandao appeared again, Shen Linyu's crying eyes and nose were red.

"Why is he still alive?"

Shen Linyu suppressed his sadness and said, "I figured it out, in a few days, his friend will be resurrected, and he won't do any more crimes."

Tiandao rolled up hesitantly, not knowing whether to speak or not, he said, "Shen Yu can't live."

"Why!"

"Gu Lingxiu bears a blood debt and should pay with his life. There will be a catastrophe in the sky soon. Although he has extraordinary aptitude and can linger on, the wisp of soul Shen Yu hidden in his dantian may not survive."

Shen Linyu suddenly realized, "This is the reason why he went mad and slaughtered immortals!"

"So you have to stop it in time."

"Yes! I want to stop it in time!" Shen Linyu left with his sword in hand.

Heaven is pleased to leave.

At that time, there were thunderstorms, which struck a radius of hundreds of miles, and not a single blade of grass grew.There were wailing again and again, frightening the children of thousands of families, crying at night.

When the Dao of Heaven came again, I was taken aback by the fairy in front of me.

I saw Shen Linyu lying down in the snow outside the suburbs of Beijing, out of breath. His whole body was scorched black, not even a piece of complete cloth, and he was breathing black smoke out of his mouth.

He hurriedly checked Shen Linyu Sea of ​​Consciousness, only one piece of soul was still breathing, and he was still mumbling and cursing, "I remember you, Immortal Lei Yi, our century-old brother, you beat me to death, One hundred and eight thunderbolts, one is not enough! If I don't die today, tomorrow I will go to the Promise Heaven and pull out all your fairy grass!"

Heaven's Dao Qi became a roll and smashed down on his dying soul.

"Ah, it hurts!"

The soul is rolling all over the ground, unable to even gather together.

"You still know the pain! You dare to block one hundred and eight thunders for them! Sword Immortal only crossed ninety-nine thunders back then, you really don't know the heights of heaven and earth!"

"I'm also here to save the world from such a murderous monster. I can fulfill both of them and save all beings. I can kill two birds with one stone! Besides, he is a disciple of the Ziyun sect, and he belongs to the same clan as the Sword Immortal, so he is his own!"

"I'll let you quibble!" Tiandao chased him and hit him, "I'll ask Sword Immortal and the others to come down and take care of you later!"

When Soul heard that he was looking for Sword Immortal, he hugged his head weakly and huddled into a ball, obediently admitting the punishment, "I was wrong...God, don't tell Xianjun and them..."

Another beating.

"How dare you say that! The Sword Immortal even asked you to go to the Hantian Lake to practice, because he was afraid that you would not be able to stand the cold, so he used a hundred years of cultivation to split a Yaochi cave for you; you took a horse stance and strained your muscles and bones. So I took the celestial grass that bears fruit every 300 years to heal your wounds; seeing that you were depressed, Yuelao tied up your beard into twisted twists to play with you. If you are next to the mortal, you will humiliate yourself like this!"

The soul rubbed against Tian Dao guiltily, and circled around him several times, "Good Heaven, good Heaven, please."

Tiandao snorted coldly.

Soul laughed out loud, "The other day, can I go back to the Promise Heaven?"

"You are dreaming!"

The soul suddenly became anxious, "Why! Why can't I go back after my fate is over!"

Tiandao rolled up sideways, as if being pinned behind by a Hanlin scholar, and said step by step, "Now that your fairy spirit is damaged, Wujitian can't perceive you, and you need to be completely repaired before you can go back."

"How long will that take?"

"Depending on the speed of your practice, it can be as short as three years or five years, and as long as 80 years or [-] years."

Soul collapsed to the ground.

Tiandao turned his head, "However, it's a blessing in disguise. I've always been worried that you don't have any fairy bones. This is good. After this battle, half of the fairy bones have come out. When you get well and go back to Wujitian, you are going through a catastrophe. He is a real fairy."

Soul twitched the corner of his mouth, "It's still chopping..."

The author says:

If you want to see the details of Gu Lingxiu's story, you can read the short story:

Master does not want me in the future CP182924

However, there is only a little bit of guest appearance in this article, so it doesn’t matter if you read it or not~

Don't worry, Yuyu, you will be afraid if someone kisses you in the future (???)?