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Attention ghost friends who want to take the exam for civil servants in the prefecture, the official website of the prefecture has just pushed the announcement of targeted poverty alleviation!

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I am a hardworking porter~

"Announcement on Carrying out the Seventh Round of "Hell in the Human World" Jifu-Human World's One-to-One Targeted Poverty Alleviation Activities"

In order to further implement the important thought of "Precise Poverty Alleviation" of the Ten Temples of the Underworld, ensure the effective implementation of poverty alleviation policies, and strengthen the friendly and cooperative relationship between the underworld and the human world, the Federation of Ten Temples of the Underworld, the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva Office and the Underworld Public Foundation jointly Carry out the seventh round of "Hell is in the Human World" underworld-human world one-to-one targeted poverty alleviation activities.The event announcement is as follows:

[-]. Activity Theme

"Hell is in the Human World" Hell - a targeted poverty alleviation activity in the human world

[-]. Activity content and purpose

In order to thank mortals for their continuous support to the underworld, and to further strengthen the friendly relationship between the underworld and the human world, the “Hell is in the Human World” Hell-Human World One Gang One Targeted Poverty Alleviation Campaign will select 100 ghosts from the underworld to go to the human world The Ghost Envoys-Mortal Gang One activity in the world aims to help mortals get rid of poverty, reach the pinnacle of life, and become winners in life.

[-]. Organization

Sponsor: Jifu Public Foundation, Office of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, Federation of Ten Temples of the Underworld

Organizer: Local Government Poverty Alleviation Office

Co-organizer: Mengpo Tea Soup Co., Ltd.

[-]. Registration details

Registration requirements: Hell ghost messengers who have passed the preliminary examination of hell ghost messengers, there is no age limit, excellent in character and learning, law-abiding, outstanding ability, and self-motivated.

Application materials: Application form, Ghost Envoy Certificate and its copy, Ghost Envoy Elementary Qualification Certificate, recent bareheaded black and white photos,

Registration time: Ghost calendar X year X month X day - Ghost calendar Y year Y month Y day

Registration method: Register through the registration portal of the Poverty Alleviation Office website.

Consultation telephone: XXX-XXXXXXXX (Local Poverty Alleviation Office)

Signed: Underworld Ten Halls Federation Underworld Public Foundation Underworld Poverty Alleviation Office [red badge][red badge][red badge]

This activity is divided into activities, which is very useful for the examination of local civil servants or public institutions. If you want to apply for the examination of local civil servants, don't miss it!

1L: Ahhh, is this event coming out so soon?I thought I would have to wait for next month [Applause] Thanks to the host for moving [Kiss]

2L: In the last round of event interviews, I was rejected, but I was three points behind in the underworld national exam [Yun Bei] I hate...

3L: Touch upstairs, let's fight again this year!

4L: I would like to ask you, Mengxin Guiruowei, who has not yet passed the elementary certificate of ghost messenger. I heard that participating in this activity will give you 20 activity points. Is that true?

5L: Back to LS, this activity score is comprehensively evaluated based on your performance in the human world and the satisfaction of the people you help. Every ghost has a different score. The 20 points you mentioned is the highest score, which is almost impossible. If you get it, it's pretty good for an ordinary ghost envoy to get ten points.

6L: To add to Brother 5's statement, in fact, there was a ghost who got 20 points in the past, and that ghost has now become the chief secretary of the King of Hades...

7L: Awesome, my secretary brother [kneeling]

8L: Po Meng is really promising, she can still leave her name on official documents [doge]

9L: Let’s go to the wrong building. The business in the underworld has been good for the past few years. The Mengpo soup is going crazy. It is said that the soup is now fully automated...

10L: Does anyone know how many ghost envoys signed up for the previous rounds of events?I heard that the admission ratio is terrible [tears]

11L：我堂哥参加了第三轮的活动，那时候差不多是20:1吧，不过听说后来几轮活动已经上升到50:1甚至100:1了……

12L: Did Maya have so many ghosts in the underworld? ? ?

13L: The official website of the Poverty Alleviation Office is down, how many people signed up [laugh cry]

14L: I have applied for three consecutive years but have not been selected. I am hesitating whether to apply for the fourth time...

15L: My dear friend upstairs, I have also taken the exam for two years, why don't we leave the mysterious number for us to exchange?

16L: Just now I don't understand being a ghost. The announcement said that 100 ghost emissaries will be selected to help the human world. How are the helpers selected?Also signed up in the human world?

17L: I don’t understand +1

18L: + phone book

19L: Finally, a ghost asked me what I had been wondering [laugh cry]

20L: Make good use of forum search [picking nose]

21L: 20L is a bit fierce, explain to Mengxin: Actually, how these 100 mortals were selected has not been announced to the public. It is rumored that they all have more or less relationship with the underworld. Category.There have been many posts in the forum that discussed this issue before, if you still don't understand, please go upstairs.

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Song Lan is a very ambitious junior ghost envoy. When he was still a human being, he felt that he would become a master in the future.

So Song Lan studied hard, went to a key university, went abroad to study for graduate school, and successfully entered the world's top [-] companies after graduation. Before he got promoted and raised his salary, married Bai Fumei and reached the pinnacle of his life, a cheating car accident brought him back to life Lihentian.

At the moment before dying, Song Lan shouted in her heart: Me!No!sweet!Heart!

Even Meng Po Tang couldn't eliminate the great resentment before death. According to the law of reincarnation in the underworld, Song Lan can only be a ghost before the resentment is completely eliminated.

Song Lan, who has a strong mental quality, did not remain depressed for too long. The ambitious Song Lan soon found another goal: to strive for a job in the underworld.

Song Lan discovered that the world of ghosts is actually no different from the world of mortals, with the same government and enterprises, the same status gap between rich and poor, and the same effort to live.

In the underworld, the most common ones are little ghosts like Song Lan, who are equivalent to ordinary people in the mortal world. Vendors and more.

The identity of a little ghost is not eternal. A higher level than a little ghost is a ghost messenger. Ghost messengers are divided into three levels: junior high school and high school. Every year, the government of the underworld will hold a ghost messenger qualification test, and the little ghosts who pass the test can be promoted to ghosts. make.After becoming a junior ghost envoy, you can take the exams for civil servants and public institutions in the prefecture, that is to say, you have the opportunity to become a cadre in the prefecture.

Just like the civil service exams in the human world, the exams in the underworld are like thousands of troops crossing a single-plank bridge. The higher the position, the harder it is to pass the exam. It is not surprising that thousands of emissaries compete for a position.

Now that you have made a ghost, you should be the best ghost!This is the idea of ​​careerist Song Lan.

As a ghost who has just arrived in the underworld, he has been promoted very quickly. He just passed the elementary ghost agent exam last month and became a junior ghost agent. As soon as he saw the new announcement issued by the underworld, his heart began to move.

Participating in targeted poverty alleviation activities can get up to [-] points. It is said that "one point will kill a thousand people". If you can get [-] points higher, how many competitors can you surpass?

Moreover, it is said that there is an unwritten rule in the underworld that all ghost envoys who have participated in targeted poverty alleviation activities will be given priority distribution rights. If the points are high, ghost messengers who have participated in poverty alleviation activities will be given priority for placement.

Just thinking about it makes me a little excited!

You must participate in this event, not only to be selected, but also to get the highest score!Song Lan clenched her fists.

After some competitions and interviews, Song Lan was lucky to be one of a hundred lucky ones, and she stood out among a bunch of mid-level and high-level ghosts.

Almost no one would have thought that Song Lan could pass this selection. According to the usual practice in previous years, most of the selected ones were high-level ghost envoys, and a small half of intermediate-level ghost envoys were selected. There were very few junior ghost envoys, and they could be counted on one hand.

It's not that the selection unit is snobby or something, but there are two objective constraints.For one thing, after the little ghost becomes a ghost messenger, he can walk freely in the human world, no longer need to be afraid of the sun, and at the same time have his own entity.But this ability is strengthened with the improvement of qualifications, that is to say, the higher the level of ghosts, the more human-like they are, while junior ghosts like Song Lan will look paler and more sinister in appearance , it is easier to be recognized by strangers such as Taoist priests and heavenly masters.

Secondly, the strength of ghost messengers of different levels varies greatly. If a high-level ghost messenger has a hundred ghost messengers available for dispatch, then a junior ghost messenger only has ten ghost messengers at his disposal.

The so-called ghost messengers, before being caught and tamed by the ghost envoys, were what mortals call "lonely ghosts", that is, ghosts who did not register their identity in the underworld after death.These ghosts are usually called "vicious ghosts", because the main reason why these ghosts don't go to live in the underworld is that they don't want to obey the discipline of the underworld, but wander around in the human world, doing evil and frightening people everywhere.

No government will allow blind people to exist, and the underworld is naturally the same.In order to better manage these wild ghosts, the underworld has set up an examination system for ghosts, stipulating that any little ghost can be qualified as a ghost as long as he catches and tames a certain number of ghosts, and the higher the ghosts he can control, the higher the level of ghosts Higher, the higher the grade, the more favorable it is to the civil service examination.

Song Lan has just arrived here, and with her own ability, she has also tamed some ghosts and successfully obtained the junior ghost emissary certificate.However, compared with other veteran ghost envoy opponents, his qualifications are still not enough. The ghost agents under his command are not as good as other intermediate and high-level ghost envoys in terms of quantity and quality.The reason why he was able to pass this selection was mainly due to his strong memorization ability - this exam also took a lot of questions such as local laws and regulations that required memorization by death. how cheap.

The underworld assigned Song Lan a task target named Xie Daonian. According to the information, he was the small owner of a bookstore on the verge of bankruptcy.A few years ago, Xie Daonian inherited the bookstore from his parents who died early. However, due to poor management, the bookstore has gone from bad to worse. He has already owed the landlord several months of rent and is facing closure at any time.

Song Lan who got the information was a little excited: Do you want to do business?He is the best!At the beginning, he studied business in college, and after graduation he was engaged in sales, so he was not completely inexperienced.

Thinking of showing his skills in the human world again, it can be regarded as making up for his regret of dying before he was able to succeed in his career. Song Lan felt that the struggle all over his body was aroused. He took a deep breath, and the blackness Two small flames ignited in his eyes, and his expression was resolute——

Song Lan, come on, you are the man who wants to become the strongest civil servant in the underworld!

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I heard that you have to give out red envelopes when you open a new article?

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As the title.Ten days before the opening of the article, there is a rain of red envelopes~