I open a bookstore in the human world

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If you don’t understand, just ask, why is the weapon of the miser in all games a water cup?

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I suddenly discovered that the miser in all the major ghost-hunting games like to use a cup as a weapon, made of glass, stainless steel or even gold. Is there any particularity to this?

1L: "The cheapskate drank cold water, the teacher beat you to the crooked mouth. The cheapskate drank cold water and became a devil after drinking cold water. The cheapskate drank cold water and married a wife with four legs. The cheapskate drank cold water and gave birth to a son without thighs. The cheapskate Drink cold water, smash the jar and cut your mouth." Did the landlord understand?

2L: Brother is correct!

3L: The host is very young, right?This jingle will be recited by all the ghosts back then.

4L: Wow, I finally know why my miser always likes to drink cold water...

5L: Pai, my miser also likes to drink cold water, so is this the nature of all misers?

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Song Lan was seriously watching the business situation of the store since it opened for a month, with a serious expression on his face, so that the ghosts around him didn't dare to show their atmosphere, and they all stared at his face nervously, for fear of hearing any bad comments.

"That's right." Song Lan nodded, and finally had a little smile on her face, "It's better than I imagined."

All the ghosts breathed a sigh of relief, looked at each other and smiled.

However, before they were happy for a few seconds, Song Lan said, "But..."

All the ghosts froze and looked at Song Lan anxiously, waiting for his next words.

Song Lan frowned slightly, looked towards a certain corner, and said, "Xiao Dan, I heard that you always like to hide under the counter when you're on duty. What's going on?"

Xiao Dan was already very nervous, hiding alone in the crowd of ghosts and daring not to show up at the end. Now that Song Lan called his name directly, he was so scared that he couldn't even speak clearly: "I, I, I..."

Zuiyue, who was full of drunkenness, was still holding a bottle of wine in her hand. Hearing the words, she waved her hand boldly, and explained for her friend: "Brother Song, don't blame Xiao Dan, she's just not used to seeing so many people."

Song Lan was not very satisfied with this answer: "The purpose of our bookstore is to welcome and send people. How can we do it if we are afraid of people?"

Hearing this, Xiao Dan's face turned even redder, his head was almost buried in his chest, and he was so ashamed that he couldn't speak a word.

Zuiyue took a sip of wine and waved her hands carelessly: "Brother Song, you don't know that Xiao Dan is so timid. He is terribly scared when he sees anyone, let alone seeing so many living people in one breath."

Speaking of Xiao Dan being afraid of human beings, Song Lan also had a bit of a headache: a few days ago when Xiao Dan was on duty, he was also in the store, and when a customer came in, instead of going up to say hello warmly, the child was so scared that he hid behind the counter and dared not come out In the end, it took him a long time to persuade the tearful she to come out from under the counter, making the guests think that he was a big man bullying a little girl, and the eyes that looked at him were all wrong.

Song Lan: Injustice.

Song Lan also couldn't figure it out. As a ghost, an authentic ghost, as long as it doesn't harm people, what kind of operation is it to be afraid of humans?Not only people, but Xiao Dan is also afraid of all living things. When the store was cleaned before, a nest of cockroaches was removed. When Xiao Dan saw the screams, the roof could be toppled. Neighbors came to watch, thinking that What is the matter?

Song Lan looked at Xiao Dan with a headache, waved her hands, and said in the most amiable and kindest tone in her life: "Xiao Dan, come to Brother Song to talk, okay?"

Xiao Dan hesitated for a moment, and mustered up the courage to move a few steps towards Song Lan. Before he could speak, his face turned red, and he stammered, "Song, Brother Song?"

Song Lan continued to be amiable: "Xiao Dan, come and sit down. Brother Song asks you a question, don't have any psychological burden, just tell the truth."

Xiao Dan didn't dare to look at Song Lan, twisted his fingers on the corner of his clothes, nodded slightly after a while, and said in a low voice, "Brother Song, ask."

Song Lan seemed to be coaxing a child in the kindergarten, lowered her voice and slowed down, and asked, "Xiao Dan, tell Brother Song, do you want to be a shop assistant?"

Among all the ghosts, the coward Xiao Dan is the most special one to Song Lan. For other ghosts, Song Lan can use certain methods that are not suitable for children to force them to submit.But for Xiao Dan, Song Lan really had nothing to do. She didn't dare to speak too loudly to her, for fear that the girl would cry again if she was not careful.

It was the same this time—Xiao Dan was trembling slightly, unable to utter a complete sentence for a long time: "I, I... I'm actually... Brother Song..."

Song Lan couldn't help rubbing her temples, and sighed: He guessed it would be like this...

It was the same last time. At that time, Song Lan asked Xiao Dan if he would like to be a shop assistant. Xiao Dan didn't give a complete answer for a long time. Song Lan thought she would not reject her, so she assigned her a shift. Hiding behind the counter made everyone quite helpless.

Song Lan shook her head, sighed and said, "Forget it, let me replace you with Xiao'e..." Xiao'e is a starving ghost, not in good health, and is still recuperating in Song Lan's bag of ghosts with.

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by a deep magnetic voice: "How about, let me try."

Song Lan looked up at a certain corner in astonishment, the surprise in her eyes couldn't be concealed, and she couldn't help asking: "You were the one talking just now?"

Xie Daonian took off his earphones, he didn't seem to understand why Song Lan was so surprised, he gave him a strange look, nodded and said, "It's me."

It's no wonder that Song Lan is so out of control. Usually, when he summons the ghost shop assistants for a meeting, although Xie Daonian is also sitting beside him, he is either drinking tea or looking after his precious flowers. He never participates in their conversations, and Song Lan also treats them as It's as if he doesn't exist, he can say whatever he should say, do whatever he should do, the hatchback is fine.

Unexpectedly, this time Xie Daonian actually took the initiative to participate in the topic.

Song Lan couldn't figure out what the reason for Xie Daonian's sudden joining was, and asked him cautiously, "You...what are you going to try?"

Xie Daonian straightened his body, stood up from his rattan recliner, his black eyes flickered slightly, looked at Xiao Dan who was still trembling, and said, "I'll persuade her."

"You?" Song Lan looked him up and down, a little suspicious, "Can you do it?"

Lin Se, who was drinking cold water from a water glass, immediately sprayed a sip of water on Dao Dao's face opposite him, and glanced at Song Lan meaningfully: Brother Song, do you know that you can say anything to a man? Disrespectful words, but don't ask him if he can do it...

Dao Dao, who was sprayed on the face for no reason, was really about to die of grievances. He glared at Lin Se, evaluated the strength of the two, and finally came to the conclusion that he could not beat Lin Se in frustration.In the end, he didn't say anything, and obediently took out a tissue and wiped his face.

In fact, it's not that Song Lan doesn't believe in Xie Daonian's ability, but because Xiao Dan is really too difficult to deal with: if you try hard, otherwise her tears will almost flood Jinshan Temple, if you try soft, the effect will not be good, it's simply Soft and hard do not eat.

Xie Daonian raised his eyebrows, he seemed dissatisfied with Song Lan's doubts, and proved his ability with actions——

He strode up to Xiao Dan, stretched out a palm towards her, and there was a clean white handkerchief lying on it.

Xiao Dan was startled, and a few seconds later, when she raised her eyes slightly, Song Lan noticed that her eye sockets were a little red, as if she had just cried.

Song Lan couldn't help frowning, thinking: Is he really that scary?It scared people to tears.

Seeing Xiao Dan peeking at him, Xie Daonian smiled faintly, and handed the handkerchief in front of her again, and said in a low voice, "Don't cry, it won't look good if your eyes are swollen from crying."

Seeing this, Song Lan was a little disdainful: Heck, I wonder what surprise you can give me in Xie Daonian, isn't it the same old way?Just wait for a slap in the face, cowards won't accept your favor, she wants to cry, no one can persuade her!

No, it was Song Lan who slapped her in the face——

Three seconds later, Xiao Dan really took the handkerchief.

Song Lan looked at Xie Daonian in disbelief: Brother, how did you do this?

Xie Daonian looked calm, he didn't seem to feel Song Lan's shock, he just looked at the coward and said, "Xiao Dan, let's go, I will show you something, you will definitely like it."

Hehe, tempting Xiao Dan with something?This trick is useless, it is impossible for Xiao Dan to go with you.A trace of disdain flashed in Song Lan's eyes, she thought firmly.

Three seconds later, Xiao Dan raised his legs and followed Xie Daonian out with small steps.

Song Lan: "..." Papapapa, her face was swollen and it hurt so much.

The ghosts also looked dull, and it was Zuiyue who was the first to react after a while, and said with a bold smile: "It seems that Xiao Dan likes to thank the boss very much."

It took Zuiyue a long time to make friends with Xiao Dan back then, but Xie Daonian could easily get rid of her as soon as he made a move.

Hearing her words, Song Lan's face darkened slightly.

Lin Se, who was beside Zuiyue, pushed her glasses, and quietly moved towards Mao Shi next to her.

Zuiyue was not the only one present who couldn't read his face, Mao Shi also said: "Speaking of which, although Boss Xie is usually quiet, he seems to have a lot of weight when he speaks, which makes people feel involuntarily." It’s a feeling of convincing.”

Swipe, Song Lan's face was completely black.

Lin Se's lips moved, and she took another two steps towards Tang Chi with the water glass in her hand.

—— It's safer to be with Tang Chi. This guy only cares about eating and has no time to talk nonsense.

Song Lan was very upset. Once he was unhappy, he didn't want to make other ghosts feel better.

Therefore, the unlucky Ghost Dao Dao, who is recognized as the worst luck, has naturally become the target of public criticism.

"Daodao." Song Lan called the roll again.

Daodao was startled, his face paled instantly, and he replied tremblingly: "To..."

"What does it look like to be so weak?" Song Lan criticized unceremoniously, "Don't you usually look like this listless when you meet customers? No wonder your performance during the few days on duty is not good! Look at you, your face is full Frustrated, don't talk about guests, I feel upset when I see it..."

Daodao listened dejectedly, the whole ghost seemed to be listless.

Daodao: Why is it always me who is unlucky QAQ