I open a bookstore in the human world

Xie Daonian has been silent since just now, silently cleaning up the fragments of the flowerpot, silently lifting the crushed plantains, and silently cleaning up the mess.No yelling, no hysteria, he seemed calm.

However, it is not the calm of a sunny day, but the calm before the storm.

With Xie Daonian as the center, the air pressure within a few meters seems to be exceptionally low.Not to mention being happy with them, even Song Lan didn't dare to approach Xie Daonian, for fear that the other party would suddenly become violent and he would be affected.

Song Lan also found it strange: Xie Daonian is a mortal, so fierce that he would even be afraid of these ghosts under him, which is quite miraculous.

However, as the person in charge, Song Lan had no choice but to speak out and clean up the mess: "Ahem, what, Brother Xie, why don't you move away and let Kaixin drag this person into the house?"

This Old Eighth Tang is still lying on the ground. If Xie Daonian hadn't stood between him and Song Lan and the others, they would have stepped forward to help carry him--

Although it is a ghost, it also pays attention to humanitarianism. It is a bit cruel to let this half-old man lie flat in a small garden in the middle of the night. Besides, Tang Laoba fell from the third floor. Although his life is safe, his body is scratched and scratched There are also a lot of injuries. If I don't deal with it, I'm afraid it will become inflamed.

The current situation is that Xie Daonian is confronting Song Lan face to face, and lying behind him is Tang Laoba who is unconscious. This place is a dead corner of the small garden. Pass by Xie Daonian.

After a long silence, Xie Daonian turned sideways without saying a word.

Song Lan breathed a sigh of relief, waved Kaixin and Chi Zhou to come forward, and he himself stepped forward to talk to Xie Daonian: "I still want to thank you tonight. If it weren't for you, the old man would probably die even if he didn't die. If this matter becomes serious, it will also be detrimental to the reputation of our bookstore."

Thinking about it this way, Song Lan also had lingering fears: he didn't think carefully about this matter. At that time, he only thought about scaring people, but he forgot that people are different from ghosts. Ghosts are fine if they fall from the third floor, but if people fall, it will be bad luck The ones went directly to the underworld to report.

The underworld has expressly stipulated that ghost emissaries who come to the human world to do tasks must not affect the normal order of the human world, especially when it comes to human life, the underworld is very strict.If someone really died because of Song Lan, let alone whether he could get a high score for this mission, he might have to meet him in the court of the underworld after returning.

Xie Daonian is not an unreasonable person. If so, he would not have to plan ahead and move some large plants out to prevent such accidents.

It's just that, being reasonable and reasonable, Xie Daonian was still angry when he saw someone hurt his beloved thing.

As a result of his anger, Tang Lao Ba lay down on the icy gravel road for more than an hour.

Song Lan reckoned that even if Mr. Tang woke up this time, besides his injuries, he might have a bad cold, plus he was frightened by Song Lan earlier... miserable.

However, it also deserves it.

Xie Daonian took a deep look at Song Lan, who was full of sincerity, with his deep and dark eyes, raised his eyebrows lightly, left a sentence of "nothing", turned around and left.

Song Lan was startled, and suddenly thought of something, hurriedly said behind him: "Then what, I will compensate you for those plantains you lost."

Xie Daonian paused, the corners of his lips raised slightly, and his tone was light: "I went to the flower and bird market a few days ago, and I heard people there said that a batch of orchids from Yunnan Province will be transported for a while. It is said that the varieties are rare, and some are more expensive. Some may even be auctioned off."

"Understood, I'll take a picture." Song Lan's mouth twitched, thinking that his "little cousin" would never miss such a great opportunity to "blackmail" him.

But... the auction, I'm afraid it will cost a lot of money.

Thinking of this, Song Lan felt a bit painful: he is not a stingy person, and he would still be willing to spend money when he should.But the problem is that all the money he spent was used for investment and could be used to make money.Buying flowers is not the same, they can only be used for viewing by yourself, and you have to spend money and energy to cultivate them carefully, especially some expensive varieties, taking care of them is more laborious than raising a baby.Song Lan has self-knowledge that she is an ordinary person, and she can't understand the thoughts of those who love flowers.

"And..." Xie Daonian said slowly.

"What else?!" Song Lan raised her voice an octave.

There was an imperceptible smile in Xie Daonian's voice: "Also, I'm afraid the fence of this villa needs to be rebuilt, it's too easy to climb in."

It turned out to be this... Song Lan breathed a sigh of relief, nodded and said, "I think so too. I'll contact the construction team when the sun rises."

Safety hazards still have to be resolved as soon as possible.

***

In the villa, in order to prevent Hu Xiaowu from taking the opportunity to slip away, he was tied to a chair with a rope, in a very standard posture of being tied up, which is a masterpiece of joy.

——Even Song Lan knew that Kaixin had been a bandit leader before his death.To be honest, judging by his appearance, I thought he was a young master who was raised in a deep house with no knowledge of personnel.

Kaixin and Chi Zhou worked together to carry Tang Laoba into the store. Hu Xiaowu, who was tied to the chair, immediately yelled "Woooooooo" when he saw Master - no way, his mouth was also gagged, Can't speak normally.

Kaixin and Chi Zhou ignored him, but seriously discussed how to deal with Mr. Tang.

"How do I wake him up?" Chi Zhou looked at Happy in bewilderment.He is an otaku, and even in the game, he likes to use healing characters like nurses. When it comes to how to deal with the situation in front of him, he really doesn't have any virtual or real experience.

Happy clapped his hands, with a bright smile on his face, and said, "Go get a bucket of cold water."

"Water?" Chi Zhou understood immediately even if he had eaten pork even if he had never seen a pig run, "You mean to wake him up?"

No wonder Chi Zhou thought so: that's how it was played on TV.

Hu Xiaowu was listening, and suddenly he was glad that he didn't pass out, but was tied up, and Ban Jiangse didn't need to pour cold water on him.

——In this weather, it is still a bit cold to be splashed with cold water.

Kai nodded and said, "We used to deal with it like this."

The so-called "before", needless to say, refers to those years when I was happy to be a bandit leader.

"But this will stain the floor." Chi Zhou hesitated.

"It's roar!" Kaixin suddenly realized.

Hu Xiaowu: "..."

"Should I be pricked with a needle?" Kaixin thought of another way.

Chi Zhou took a deep breath: "You remind me of a magical drama I watched when I was a child, and there was an old aunt who liked to do this..."

Hu Xiaowu's facial features frowned: He already knew what TV series Chi Zhou was talking about, and that scene didn't look like a childhood shadow!

Kaixin is from the era of the Republic of China. He never watched TV dramas when he was a child, so he didn't quite understand what Chi Zhou was talking about, but seeing that Chi Zhou didn't seem to agree with this proposal, he gave up: "Why don't you hit him a few times, maybe Woke up in pain?"

This is barely acceptable, Chi Zhou hesitated, looked at his fist, and said to Kaixin: "Why don't you come, I don't usually exercise, I have little strength, and I won't be able to wake up even if I am beaten."

"Then let me do it," happy to stretch his muscles and bones, "I should have good strength, and no one else in the store can compare to me except Da Mao."

As soon as the words fell, there was a very crisp sound of "pa", and looking at Mr. Tang, there was a clear slap mark on the left half of his face.

The sound made Hu Xiaowu's teeth sore for a while, he didn't expect that this weak-looking boy in front of him would have such great strength and strike so ruthlessly.

Thinking of his previous behavior of framing Happy in front of everyone, Hu Xiaowu felt a bit of fear in his heart: Fortunately, Song Lan appeared in time at that time, otherwise he might only have half his life left now.

At this moment, Hu Xiaowu was full of gratitude to Song Lan.

There was another "pa", and the other half of Tang Lao Ba's face was also imprinted with five fingerprints very symmetrically.

"Papapapapa..." When Song Lan entered the room, the first thing she heard was such a crackling sound.

what happened?Song Lan was a little confused: Who set off firecrackers in the house or stepped on balloons?

In the next second, he saw the scene inside the house clearly.

Song Lan: "...Stop!"

Kaixin stopped immediately, and turned around puzzled: "What's wrong, Brother Song?"

Looking at Tang Laoba who was swollen into a pig's head in Kaixin's hands, and Chi Zhou who looked innocent and happy and a little helpless, Song Lan only felt a little pain in his head: Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is here, he just Tang Laoba shouldn't be let happy to deal with it.

At this moment, Song Lan could finally vaguely see the shadows of some all-powerful cottage bosses from Kaixin.

This child will have to be taught by Xie Daonian in the future. In a society ruled by law, he can't behave like he used to.Song Lan thought about it carefully and felt that this idea was very feasible.

"Happy, what are you doing?" Song Lan was a little helpless, but also a little curious.

"Brother Song, didn't you tell us to wake him up?" He smiled happily, "Look, he's awake."

Tang Laoba really woke up, but his expression was blank, as if he was stupid.It's not his fault, anyone who is suddenly "woke up" with a slap will probably behave no better than Old Ba Tang.

Song Lan: "...Happy, have you ever thought that in fact, you can choose to pinch others."

Chi Zhou: "..." What the hell?

Hu Xiaowu: "..."

He slapped his forehead happily: "It's roar! I'm sorry, Brother Song, our brothers used to wake people up like this, and I forgot that there is still this. I will definitely pay attention next time!"

Song Lan: Next time I won't dare hand over someone to you, little brother.

Tang Laoba was woken up by Xinxin's violent means. Before he knew what happened, he opened his eyes and saw Song Lan in front of him. He was so frightened that he uttered an extremely miserable scream and passed out again.

No more than ten seconds before and after.

Happy was confused and at a loss: "Why did you faint him again?" Conscience, I didn't touch him right now!

Song Lan was also taken aback for a moment, then suddenly thought of something, a little speechless: "I probably know what's wrong with him..."

Before Song Lan approached Tang Lao Ba with half of his body, he used his own face at that time... It seems that the other party recognized him.

Looking at Tang Laoba who was in a coma, Song Lan sighed helplessly: It seems that this kind of thing can't be played often in the future, if it really scares people to death, it will be troublesome.

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Happy Lantern Festival!

Well, enough nonsense, there is a red envelope today~