I open a bookstore in the human world

【Voice of Hell Anonymous Forum】

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【Help】What is the name of the bookstore?

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My head is going bald and I still can't figure it out...

1L: If it is Gaodashang...or is it called Gaodashang Bookstore?

2L: Since ancient times, the big brother is really stunning

3L: Big Brother said, I’m so happy with this 2333

4L: Upstairs is really bad hahahaha, didn’t you see that the host is going to be bald, and you still have the heart to tease the host like this.By the way, what kind of bookstore does the host want to open?Hell or Heaven?Chinese or Western?I think it's quite interesting that some bookstores are now decorated to look like [-] floors of hell.

5L: Is there...interesting?I feel that Brother 4's three views have been distorted...

6L: I also run a bookstore. I would like to remind the landlord that since the Internet was introduced into the underworld, the business of physical bookstores has become more and more difficult. I have considered switching to selling skewers.

7L: What you said above makes sense. I used to be an employee of a bookstore. Later, the bookstore closed down. It is said that the boss went to open a hot pot restaurant...

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134L: The building is crooked, the building owner obviously asked for the name of the bookstore, how did this building become a conference for bookstore practitioners to complain [laugh cry]

135L: I found that the host hasn't shown up for a long time. Could it be that he was scared away? [eat melon]

136L: Opening a bookstore is risky, and you need to be cautious when entering the business.

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"Uh..." Song Lan rolled her eyes and quickly came up with a reason, "Because I am indeed older than you, do the math, I just passed my 25th birthday when I died, and spent a lot of time in the underworld after I died. Two years, calculated to be 27 years old now. And you are less than 26 years old, of course you can only be my cousin."

Xie Daonian: "...All right."

Song Lan frowned, always felt that Xie Daonian's tone was vaguely reluctant, and asked, "What does 'OK' mean."

"Because I thought you were trying to take advantage of me." Xie Daonian said lightly.

Song Lan: "..." In fact, it's not like he didn't have this idea.

——According to the rules of the underworld, the age of a person who becomes a ghost after death will not change again. The old man will become an old ghost after death, and the child will become a kid after death. The appearance is the same as before.Therefore, Song Lan, who died unexpectedly at the age of 25, will stay at the age of 25 forever, and will never grow old again.

Of course, he would never tell Xie Daonian about this.Being a cousin or something sounds more majestic than a cousin, doesn't it?

I have to say that men are really naive sometimes, even if they die once.

In order to avoid further questioning by Xie Daonian, the coward Xiao Dan happened to pass by at this moment, and he stopped Xiao Dan as if grabbing a life-saving straw: "Wait, I have something to ask you."

Xiao Dan was startled, his face flushed from head to neck, he looked at Song Lan nervously, and stammered, "Song, Brother Song?"

Song Lan knew that Xiao Dan had always been introverted and less courageous than a rabbit, and the smile on his face was even more amiable, for fear of scaring her: "I remember you have a good relationship with Zuiyue, right?"

Zuiyue is the drunkard who is still in the bag of ghosts. Last time, it was said that he was drunk and couldn't come out to meet up on time.

Although Xiao Dan is a ghost, she is extremely afraid of humans. She secretly glanced at Xie Daonian who was beside Song Lan, and her voice became softer: "I, I..."

"Don't be nervous," Song Lan half-bent down and touched Xiao Dan's head, "Brother Song just wanted to ask you for a small favor."

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Friends of the cowardly Xiao Dan know that although she is timid and unsociable, she has a very good friend Ji, who is Zuiyue who likes to drink.

In the eyes of outsiders, Xiao Dan and Zuiyue are two extremes: Xiao Dan is timid and loves to cry, while Zuiyue is bold and unrestrained; Xiao Dan is always careful in doing things, while Zuiyue behaves arrogantly and unrulyly; Xiao Dan always cries when encountering troubles Zuiyue likes to sing and howl wildly after being drunk; Xiao Dan is as pure as a little white rabbit, and Zuiyue is a famous violent woman among the ghosts...

If there was anything in common between them, it was that they both blushed easily.The difference is that Xiao Dan is shy, and Zuiyue is drunk.

Two ghosts with very different personalities can become inseparable good friends. This is the doubt that the ghosts have been thinking about for a long time. Maybe it can only be explained by "complementary differences".

But in any case, Xiao Dan and Zuiyue are very good girlfriends, there is no doubt about it.

Song Lan approached Xiao Dan, also wanting to ask Zuiyue to do one thing through her: write.

Zuiyue's good handwriting is well-known among Song Lan's gang of ghosts.It is said that it is because she was born in a calligraphy family before her death, and her basic skills are quite solid. After learning to drink, she even created and practiced a good cursive. People who know a little bit say that she is quite like Zhang Xu, the cursive sage.

Song Lan doesn't know calligraphy, but he is a very good HR and knows how to mobilize the strengths of each "employee" so that they can exert their greatest potential.

In the bookstore decoration plan, there is a step that cannot be ignored, which is to change the signboard.

The original signboard of "Friendship Bookstore" has been hanging for many years, let alone the name of the store. The signboard alone exudes a strong style of the 90s, which makes people feel powerless to complain.

When standing in front of the Friendship Bookstore for the first time, Song Lan decided to change the name and signboard of the store.Taking advantage of this renovation, he finally seized the opportunity.

As for the choice of the new store name, it gave him a lot of headaches. It should not be too old-fashioned, nor should it be so strange that people don't know what to say.For this reason, he also specially held a name-naming meeting, and called all the ghosts to brainstorm and think about the name of the store together.

The ghosts did come up with a lot of names, such as Bogulin, Wenhuazhai, Jingwenxuan, etc. These names are too Chinese, and the positioning of the bookstore is different, so the first one was passed away.As for Sanwei Bookstore, Qiuzhi Bookstore, etc., it might as well be called Friendship Bookstore.There are also old time bookstores, one-way street bookstores, etc., which are also badly used names, with little novelty and no memory.

The ghosts here are racking their brains to think of a name, while Xie Daonian over there is loosening the soil for flowers, with two earphones in his ears. Look at his gently shaking head, needless to say, he must be listening. A guide to flowers, or a program like the [-] Ways to Appreciate Tea.

Song Lan looked down on Xie Daonian's leisurely and carefree attitude, frowned in dissatisfaction, and called names directly: "Little cousin, what do you think is a better name?"

Ever since Song Lan announced that he was Xie Daonian's distant cousin, he no longer called him "boss", but changed his name to "little cousin".

Xie Daonian said casually, "I think it would be better to call it Friendship Bookstore."

Song Lan: "..." He knew that asking Xie Daonian about such things would be a waste of time!

"How about calling it Hundred Ghosts Bookstore?" Xie Daonian suddenly stopped his movements and said to himself.

All the ghosts, including Song Lan, were silent and looked at each other.

"Hundred Ghosts Bookstore?" Linse was the first to laugh out loud, "This name actually meets the requirement of 'making people memorable'."

"Will it be too scary?" Xiao Dan blushed and shivered.

All the ghosts looked at her speechlessly: Sister, don't forget that you are also a ghost!So what exactly are you afraid of?

Kaixin said: "I think the name is pretty good, everyone here is a ghost except Boss Xie, it's quite vivid."

All the ghosts looked at Song Lan who had the final decision.

Song Lan rubbed her chin with her hand, meditated on her face, and murmured, "Hundred Ghosts Bookstore? It's a bit scary, will people misunderstand that this is a haunted house-themed bookstore? Hundreds of ghosts and ghosts... ghosts come from hell, and hell is the human world The shadow of ... how about calling it a shadow bookstore?"

All the ghosts looked at Song Lan with admiration: This powerful association ability, convinced!

"I think the shadow bookstore is pretty good. Shadow shadow, isn't the homonym for silver." When money was mentioned, Linse pushed her golden eyes, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

"It's quite unique and easy to remember, I agree." Mao Shi raised his hand.

The other ghosts also voted in agreement.

"Little cousin, what do you think?" Song Lan glanced at Xie Daonian.

Xie Daonian smiled lightly: "I don't care, as long as you are happy."

The name "Shadow Bookstore" has been settled in this way, and the signboard will be made next.

Under Xiao Dan's patient persuasion, the drunk who never left his glass 24 hours a day finally agreed to come out of Song Lan's ghost bag, waved his hand, and boldly wrote four big characters: Shadow Bookstore.

Song Lan non-stop looking for someone to customize the signboard according to such words.

Half a month later, at the address of the original Friendship Bookstore, a brand new bookstore officially started trial operation!

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Happy Christmas Eve everyone, did you eat any apples today =v=