Orange seat mighty
Chapter 23
There was only one chair in the study room, and it was awkward for the two of them to stand and chat. Liang Xian let him go to the small living room on the second floor. The long-coveted Coke was moved to the small coffee table on the second floor.
Liang Xian: "..."
Xiao Yuanling smiled awkwardly yet politely, put the orange cat on the legs that were close together, and then put his hands on the orange cat, the meaning of protection was obvious.
Liang Xian was even more unhappy, he picked up a bottle of Coke and slapped it in front of Xiao Yuanling, and offered him a drink with a smile on his face.
Xiao Yuanling bowed his head slightly to express his gratitude, and then unscrewed the bottle cap when Liang Xian was caught off guard.
puff.
Xiao Yuanling reacted quickly, and turned the mouth of the bottle the moment the soda spewed out, but just halfway through, he saw the stunned look of the opposite person.Almost subconsciously, he turned the bottle again so that all the Coke sprayed onto the floor next to the two of them.
After delivering the Coke, Si'er was squatting next to him eagerly, this time it was a good thing, the spout of soda was not wasted at all, and it was all poured on him.
Si'er: "..."
Did His Highness know that he wanted to drink it, and deliberately let him taste it in this way?In fact, he can try it when Liang Xian is not at home, and he is not in a hurry...
Datou and Erhu couldn't bear to see his embarrassment, so they dragged away Si'er who raised his paw and stuffed it into his mouth.
Liang Xian, who watched the whole process, said, "..."
Xiao Yuanling cleared his throat and said apologetically, "It's because the subordinates are not strict, which made Mr. Liang laugh."
Liang Xian glanced at him, although this man was wearing modern clothes, but with the long hair only seen in ancient costume movies, as well as the refined tone and diction, no matter how you looked at it... he didn't look like a normal person.
"Are you His Highness's master?" Liang Xian held back for a long time and didn't have the nerve to ask, "Your Excellency's name is Gao." He didn't want to be led into a ditch by this person.
"Exactly," Xiao Yuanling glanced at the orange cat, who couldn't tell whether it was asleep or fainted, with a faint smile on his lips, "Xiao Yuanling, is... Your Highness and the master of the four black cats."
"Oh," Liang Xian nodded, and suddenly changed the topic, "How did you get in?"
Xiao Yuanling didn't expect him to ask this as soon as he opened his mouth, and before he could figure out what to say, Liang Xian came to the second question again.
"You entered my house without my permission and even wore my clothes. Do you know that this is illegal?"
Xiao Yuanling: "..."
He understands that it is illegal to break into a private house, and it was the same in their era.
Is it illegal to wear someone else's clothes?
He took a look at Liang Xian's clothes, as if they were tailor-made for him. He was afraid that Liang Xian would find out, so he deliberately picked the clothes at the bottom of the closet that he hadn't worn at first sight. How could he still be recognized? , isn't this kind of clothes very common?
If he had known that he would be recognized so easily, he might as well have worn his own clothes and just said... just said that he had just finished his tricks on the set of a costume drama.
Liang Xian saw that the other side was a little flustered, and he felt complacent, his face turned serious, and he slapped the table with his right hand: "Take out your ID card."
Xiao Yuanling nodded hastily: "Yes, but I didn't bring it with me."
Liang Xian took a look at the four little black heads squatting in the living room downstairs, looking up: "I think these cats of yours are very smart, let them fetch them for you."
Not giving Xiao Yuanling a chance to refuse, Liang Xian raised his legs and leaned on the sofa, smiling maliciously: "I'm on vacation recently, I have plenty of time, I can wait as long as I want."
Liang Xian's original intention was to deliberately make things difficult for Xiao Yuanling, as long as he had the initiative, he could make some "excessive" demands, such as sharing orange cats or something.
But he didn't expect Xiao Yuanling to not follow the routine at all.
Xiao Yuanling said politely: "The certificate is not ready yet, I will show it to Mr. when it is done."
Liang Xian was taken aback, didn't he do a good job?Is this a lost certificate and is being reissued?
Xiao Yuanling was a little embarrassed: "Well, you need to pay 200 yuan for the certificate." He has no money.
Liang Xian's eyelids twitched violently: "Did you apply for a fake certificate?"
Xiao Yuanling immediately waved his hand: "No, they said it would be the same as the real thing."
Liang Xian was speechless: "That's still fake."
Xiao Yuanling blinked, looking a little naive: "Mr. Liang, can you lend me 200 yuan?"
Liang Xian was about to gnash his teeth: "You borrowed money from the police to get a fake certificate?" Could this person be from some mental hospital?
"If you don't borrow it, sir..." Xiao Yuanling waved downstairs, and the four black cats rushed up immediately.
Liang Xian raised his vigilance, for fear that this person would order the black cat to attack him.
Xiao Yuanling took out a wallet from his trouser pocket, and Liang Xian's eyelids started to twitch again. He still didn't dare to 100% confirm that the clothes and pants belonged to him, but he had used the wallet for two years, and it would be a ghost if he admitted his mistake.
Xiao Yuanling threw the wallet on the ground, and the four black cats peeled open the wallet in a well-trained manner, took out 200 yuan from it, and then fastened the wallet, Xiao Yuanling bent down to pick it up, and pushed it to Liang Xian.
"The four of them robbed money, you arrest them and go to the officials."
Liang Xian: "..."
"If I return it to you, it's worth the money, right? Can you give me two hundred as a thank you fee?"
Xiao Yuanling's words were so sincere that he almost choked Liang Xian to death.
What made Liang Xian speechless was yet to come.
Xiao Yuanling made signs to drive away the black cat, then picked up the two hundred-yuan bills they had left behind, and held them carefully in his hands.
"The money is here. They tried to steal it. If you don't remember the villains, don't bother with them."
Liang Xian: "..."
"How about counting the two hundred as the thank you fee you gave me?" Xiao Yuanling asked for Liang Xian's opinion, but he had already put the money into his trouser pocket.
Liang Xian: "..."
After pocketing the money, Xiao Yuanling breathed a sigh of relief. He put his hands on his lap again, looking cute and innocent.
Liang Xian: "... If you indulge in cats to steal and rob, you, the master, will do more crimes, do you know that?"
Xiao Yuanling had an expression of "how can you be so bloody" on his face: "Which eye of yours saw that I allowed them to steal money?"
Liang Xian: "..." You didn't say anything, but the script was written in your heart.
Why does this person have so many dirty tricks?
Xiao Yuanling still wanted to defend himself, but Liang Xian waved his hands and said impatiently: "Mr. Xiao, let's not speak in secret in front of people who know you well. You came to me today because you asked for 200 yuan, right?"
Xiao Yuanling immediately sat upright when he heard the words: "To be honest, I really have something to do when I came to see Mr. Liang today."
Liang Xian leaned back on the sofa, supported his head with his hands, and tilted his head to see what he could come up with this time.
Xiao Yuanling reached out again and took the wallet in front of Liang Xian into his hand.
Liang Xian's fist supporting his head tightened, if this man dared to repeat the old trick, he would go mad.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Yuanling just shook the wallet in front of him and said, "Mr. Liang, do you still remember where you lost this wallet?"
Liang Xian was taken aback, he never left this wallet when he went out, he really didn't know when he lost it.
Xiao Yuanling kindly reminded: "Zhouzhuang."
Liang Xian's expression froze: "It was really you that night?"
Xiao Yuanling nodded: "It's me."
Liang Xian suddenly didn't know what else to say. Although his memory was blurred after he came out of the toilet that night, he was so impressed with the "tragic death" of the orange cat that he even had a deep feeling for the "cat killer". The memory is still fresh, and I can't pretend not to remember it.
Since Xiao Yuanling is the owner of the orange cat, he should have received news from the orange cat that he appeared in Zhouzhuang that night to save him.Yao Tianqi also said that someone called and said that he was in danger in Zhouzhuang, so the police could locate him in time, but when the police arrived at the scene, the arresting group suffered injuries to varying degrees, and they were all unconscious.And he, a comatose person, was lying on the roof, and he was wearing the coat he had left at Lao Litou's house.
Liang Xian has never been able to guess who the person who saved him was. When he was in the hospital, he wondered if it might be the orange cat who led its group of cat brothers to rescue him. Only now did he know that the savior was the one in front of him.
This is not something that can be done with 200 yuan.
Liang Xian hurriedly sat upright, and thanked Xiao Yuanling respectfully.
Xiao Yuanling waved his hand: "Mr. Liang doesn't need to thank you, it's just a little effort."
Liang Xian's heart moved, there were twelve people who arrested him that night, you killed them all by yourself, and you said it was a matter of little effort?
Seeing the change on Liang Xian's face, Xiao Yuanling smiled and said, "Actually, the one who mainly saved you that night was not me, but them."
He pointed to the downstairs, Liang Xian took a look and was startled——
Just now there were only four little black heads looking up, how come it turned into a sea of gaudy hairy heads now?
Xiao Yuanling also looked downstairs and sighed: "They usually don't have enough to eat, and I hope that Mr. Liang will reward them with a full meal for the sake of their rescue."
The representatives of the hundreds of cats downstairs squatted down in unison and "meowed" neatly.
Liang Xian: "..."
It's a trivial matter to ask a lifesaver to eat, but this scene is weird.
He was thinking wildly, Xiao Yuanling opened the wallet, took out the coin-like thing from it, and waved it in front of his eyes.
"In addition, I would like to ask Mr. Liang, where did this object come from?"
Liang Xian turned around and looked back, frowning.
Liang Xian: "..."
Xiao Yuanling smiled awkwardly yet politely, put the orange cat on the legs that were close together, and then put his hands on the orange cat, the meaning of protection was obvious.
Liang Xian was even more unhappy, he picked up a bottle of Coke and slapped it in front of Xiao Yuanling, and offered him a drink with a smile on his face.
Xiao Yuanling bowed his head slightly to express his gratitude, and then unscrewed the bottle cap when Liang Xian was caught off guard.
puff.
Xiao Yuanling reacted quickly, and turned the mouth of the bottle the moment the soda spewed out, but just halfway through, he saw the stunned look of the opposite person.Almost subconsciously, he turned the bottle again so that all the Coke sprayed onto the floor next to the two of them.
After delivering the Coke, Si'er was squatting next to him eagerly, this time it was a good thing, the spout of soda was not wasted at all, and it was all poured on him.
Si'er: "..."
Did His Highness know that he wanted to drink it, and deliberately let him taste it in this way?In fact, he can try it when Liang Xian is not at home, and he is not in a hurry...
Datou and Erhu couldn't bear to see his embarrassment, so they dragged away Si'er who raised his paw and stuffed it into his mouth.
Liang Xian, who watched the whole process, said, "..."
Xiao Yuanling cleared his throat and said apologetically, "It's because the subordinates are not strict, which made Mr. Liang laugh."
Liang Xian glanced at him, although this man was wearing modern clothes, but with the long hair only seen in ancient costume movies, as well as the refined tone and diction, no matter how you looked at it... he didn't look like a normal person.
"Are you His Highness's master?" Liang Xian held back for a long time and didn't have the nerve to ask, "Your Excellency's name is Gao." He didn't want to be led into a ditch by this person.
"Exactly," Xiao Yuanling glanced at the orange cat, who couldn't tell whether it was asleep or fainted, with a faint smile on his lips, "Xiao Yuanling, is... Your Highness and the master of the four black cats."
"Oh," Liang Xian nodded, and suddenly changed the topic, "How did you get in?"
Xiao Yuanling didn't expect him to ask this as soon as he opened his mouth, and before he could figure out what to say, Liang Xian came to the second question again.
"You entered my house without my permission and even wore my clothes. Do you know that this is illegal?"
Xiao Yuanling: "..."
He understands that it is illegal to break into a private house, and it was the same in their era.
Is it illegal to wear someone else's clothes?
He took a look at Liang Xian's clothes, as if they were tailor-made for him. He was afraid that Liang Xian would find out, so he deliberately picked the clothes at the bottom of the closet that he hadn't worn at first sight. How could he still be recognized? , isn't this kind of clothes very common?
If he had known that he would be recognized so easily, he might as well have worn his own clothes and just said... just said that he had just finished his tricks on the set of a costume drama.
Liang Xian saw that the other side was a little flustered, and he felt complacent, his face turned serious, and he slapped the table with his right hand: "Take out your ID card."
Xiao Yuanling nodded hastily: "Yes, but I didn't bring it with me."
Liang Xian took a look at the four little black heads squatting in the living room downstairs, looking up: "I think these cats of yours are very smart, let them fetch them for you."
Not giving Xiao Yuanling a chance to refuse, Liang Xian raised his legs and leaned on the sofa, smiling maliciously: "I'm on vacation recently, I have plenty of time, I can wait as long as I want."
Liang Xian's original intention was to deliberately make things difficult for Xiao Yuanling, as long as he had the initiative, he could make some "excessive" demands, such as sharing orange cats or something.
But he didn't expect Xiao Yuanling to not follow the routine at all.
Xiao Yuanling said politely: "The certificate is not ready yet, I will show it to Mr. when it is done."
Liang Xian was taken aback, didn't he do a good job?Is this a lost certificate and is being reissued?
Xiao Yuanling was a little embarrassed: "Well, you need to pay 200 yuan for the certificate." He has no money.
Liang Xian's eyelids twitched violently: "Did you apply for a fake certificate?"
Xiao Yuanling immediately waved his hand: "No, they said it would be the same as the real thing."
Liang Xian was speechless: "That's still fake."
Xiao Yuanling blinked, looking a little naive: "Mr. Liang, can you lend me 200 yuan?"
Liang Xian was about to gnash his teeth: "You borrowed money from the police to get a fake certificate?" Could this person be from some mental hospital?
"If you don't borrow it, sir..." Xiao Yuanling waved downstairs, and the four black cats rushed up immediately.
Liang Xian raised his vigilance, for fear that this person would order the black cat to attack him.
Xiao Yuanling took out a wallet from his trouser pocket, and Liang Xian's eyelids started to twitch again. He still didn't dare to 100% confirm that the clothes and pants belonged to him, but he had used the wallet for two years, and it would be a ghost if he admitted his mistake.
Xiao Yuanling threw the wallet on the ground, and the four black cats peeled open the wallet in a well-trained manner, took out 200 yuan from it, and then fastened the wallet, Xiao Yuanling bent down to pick it up, and pushed it to Liang Xian.
"The four of them robbed money, you arrest them and go to the officials."
Liang Xian: "..."
"If I return it to you, it's worth the money, right? Can you give me two hundred as a thank you fee?"
Xiao Yuanling's words were so sincere that he almost choked Liang Xian to death.
What made Liang Xian speechless was yet to come.
Xiao Yuanling made signs to drive away the black cat, then picked up the two hundred-yuan bills they had left behind, and held them carefully in his hands.
"The money is here. They tried to steal it. If you don't remember the villains, don't bother with them."
Liang Xian: "..."
"How about counting the two hundred as the thank you fee you gave me?" Xiao Yuanling asked for Liang Xian's opinion, but he had already put the money into his trouser pocket.
Liang Xian: "..."
After pocketing the money, Xiao Yuanling breathed a sigh of relief. He put his hands on his lap again, looking cute and innocent.
Liang Xian: "... If you indulge in cats to steal and rob, you, the master, will do more crimes, do you know that?"
Xiao Yuanling had an expression of "how can you be so bloody" on his face: "Which eye of yours saw that I allowed them to steal money?"
Liang Xian: "..." You didn't say anything, but the script was written in your heart.
Why does this person have so many dirty tricks?
Xiao Yuanling still wanted to defend himself, but Liang Xian waved his hands and said impatiently: "Mr. Xiao, let's not speak in secret in front of people who know you well. You came to me today because you asked for 200 yuan, right?"
Xiao Yuanling immediately sat upright when he heard the words: "To be honest, I really have something to do when I came to see Mr. Liang today."
Liang Xian leaned back on the sofa, supported his head with his hands, and tilted his head to see what he could come up with this time.
Xiao Yuanling reached out again and took the wallet in front of Liang Xian into his hand.
Liang Xian's fist supporting his head tightened, if this man dared to repeat the old trick, he would go mad.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Yuanling just shook the wallet in front of him and said, "Mr. Liang, do you still remember where you lost this wallet?"
Liang Xian was taken aback, he never left this wallet when he went out, he really didn't know when he lost it.
Xiao Yuanling kindly reminded: "Zhouzhuang."
Liang Xian's expression froze: "It was really you that night?"
Xiao Yuanling nodded: "It's me."
Liang Xian suddenly didn't know what else to say. Although his memory was blurred after he came out of the toilet that night, he was so impressed with the "tragic death" of the orange cat that he even had a deep feeling for the "cat killer". The memory is still fresh, and I can't pretend not to remember it.
Since Xiao Yuanling is the owner of the orange cat, he should have received news from the orange cat that he appeared in Zhouzhuang that night to save him.Yao Tianqi also said that someone called and said that he was in danger in Zhouzhuang, so the police could locate him in time, but when the police arrived at the scene, the arresting group suffered injuries to varying degrees, and they were all unconscious.And he, a comatose person, was lying on the roof, and he was wearing the coat he had left at Lao Litou's house.
Liang Xian has never been able to guess who the person who saved him was. When he was in the hospital, he wondered if it might be the orange cat who led its group of cat brothers to rescue him. Only now did he know that the savior was the one in front of him.
This is not something that can be done with 200 yuan.
Liang Xian hurriedly sat upright, and thanked Xiao Yuanling respectfully.
Xiao Yuanling waved his hand: "Mr. Liang doesn't need to thank you, it's just a little effort."
Liang Xian's heart moved, there were twelve people who arrested him that night, you killed them all by yourself, and you said it was a matter of little effort?
Seeing the change on Liang Xian's face, Xiao Yuanling smiled and said, "Actually, the one who mainly saved you that night was not me, but them."
He pointed to the downstairs, Liang Xian took a look and was startled——
Just now there were only four little black heads looking up, how come it turned into a sea of gaudy hairy heads now?
Xiao Yuanling also looked downstairs and sighed: "They usually don't have enough to eat, and I hope that Mr. Liang will reward them with a full meal for the sake of their rescue."
The representatives of the hundreds of cats downstairs squatted down in unison and "meowed" neatly.
Liang Xian: "..."
It's a trivial matter to ask a lifesaver to eat, but this scene is weird.
He was thinking wildly, Xiao Yuanling opened the wallet, took out the coin-like thing from it, and waved it in front of his eyes.
"In addition, I would like to ask Mr. Liang, where did this object come from?"
Liang Xian turned around and looked back, frowning.
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