I give the vampire boss an umbrella

My vampire boss?

Fu Ze was stunned for a moment.

Very normal.

Anyway, Linka will know sooner or later.

Originally, after receiving the call, he could solve Linka's ex-boyfriend within three sentences.

Unexpectedly, the mobile phone was snatched back by Linka.

If you grab it again, if you haven't grabbed it yet, it will be outrageous.

The earl will drop if he is forced.

Mr. Fu could only sulk, and sat there frowning, with a moody expression on his face.

Linka said that he loves him to death, it's just talking.

A little liar in human beings.

When you receive a call from your ex-boyfriend, you will change your face.

Linka didn't say anything else, hung up the phone with a face full of success, and blocked He Mingzhi's new number.

He Mingzhi didn't think Linka was clearing up his relationship with his boss, and even felt that Linka was showing off his affair with his boss.

So, Linka got into that man's car at the school gate that day...the two really had that kind of relationship.

Linka, fall.

Linka doesn't care what He Mingzhi thinks, he only knows that Fu is always a submissive man with a tough mouth.

The ambiguity of you coming and going, playing a few times, is love. Interest.

If you play too much and don't pick up the stubble, it is wood.

He also ignored Fu Ze, and covered his body with a blanket, showing his long legs and pretending to sleep.

Fu Ze sensitively noticed that Linka was unhappy after answering the call from his ex-boyfriend.

"Are you blaming me for answering your phone call without your permission?" Fu Ze asked.

"Otherwise?" Linka threw off the blanket abruptly, squinting her eyes and said, "It's normal if I want to blame you, but you didn't have my permission."

Fu Ze was speechless, and said for a long time, "Sorry."

Linka raised the corners of her mouth, turned over, and lay half on the bed, "If you don't want to make me angry, then tell me..."

"what?"

Linka's right elbow was propped on the bed, his chin was resting on the palm of his hand, his calf was tilted up, and his white and tender left foot was resting on the bottom of his right ankle, lazily and casually.

Fu Ze moved his eyes away, his heart still like water.

Linka spoke slowly, "Then answer me, why did you answer my call just now? Are you jealous?"

"What does it mean to be jealous? Do you know how long we've only known each other?" Fu Ze asked.

"Is there any relationship? Didn't we hit it off? The first thing Mr. Fu said when he saw me was that you smell good. Who is like this? Besides, there are people who fall in love at first sight when they see me. You don't have to feel ashamed about it." , It’s human nature.” Linka said.

Linka always felt that they had known each other for a long time.

To let a social fear come up and say you smell good, I should be a special existence.

The dignified Mr. Fu still plays this kind of trick of wanting to be caught but still refusing.

Said he was boring, but in fact he was interesting.

Fu Ze explained, "It's because you said I look like your ex-boyfriend, and I hate being like others."

"...That's why you don't want to listen to his phone calls?" You both are annoying, he annoys you, you annoy him, it's quite normal.

Fu Ze: "Yes."

"alright."

Linka sneezed, "It's eleven o'clock, Mr. Fu, are you still awake?"

Fu Ze was watching the video again, neither playing nor wearing earphones, "Sleep with you, what do I do?"

"No," Rinka didn't understand. "Are you going to watch me sleep on the couch all night? Do you know how scary it is?"

"..." The reason why there is no complete partition for accommodation and office is because Fu Ze doesn't really need to sleep.

Resting for two hours a day is already in a state of full energy.

With Linka here, if he doesn't argue with him for a minute, Fu Ze still feels a little uncomfortable.

Even if Rinka always made him speechless.

Watching Rinka sleep is also quite enjoyable.

Unexpectedly, Linka was not happy.

"Mr. Fu, your behavior violates the personal privacy of employees. I accept 24-hour standby, but I don't accept you staring at me while sleeping." Linka licked the corner of his mouth seemingly unintentionally, and said, "But you can put your arms around me."

Fu Ze: "..."

Linka's tongue was so red.

Linka found a comfortable position and lay down, "I'm just a real person. I don't have a clear boundary between working during the day and staying at night. I'm prone to fatigue. You can go to the Internet and ask if anyone can still sleep after being watched by the boss all night. Sleep well."

The main reason is that your eyes are not admiration.

Linka sneezed again.

There was a big hole in the broken window, and even with the thick curtains blocking it, there was still a slight bit of cold air blowing in.

Too loud, a bit of a precursor to a cold.

Fu Ze sighed, changed into pajamas and came out, then laid his recliner flat, turned his back to Linka, "I'm sleeping here, don't bother you."

Linka gave a thumbs up, "...I should really call you the contemporary Liu Xiahui. You can easily make me more frustrated and courageous. I seriously doubt that this is one of your methods to seduce me. Who doesn't like a hypocrite."

Fu Ze let himself sleep in his bedroom, but it was really just a decoration.

Originally, I thought of a scene in which the president robbed and robbed him, and he was forced to give in to make a living, but it was good.

Where to go to reason.

What is it like to feel disrespected.

He Mingzhi heard it, and felt that Fu Ze was outrageous.

The lights in the room were turned off, and Linka knew that Fu Ze was not asleep at all, and he wanted to sleep, but the cold air seemed to flow back and forth in his lungs, making him want to cough uncontrollably.

He clutched his chest and grunted a few times.

The man in the gray silk pajamas silently got up from the recliner, and his drapey trousers swayed slowly as he walked.

Walking to the bed, Fu Ze put his hand on Linka's nose and probed for a while.

Linka took a deep breath, "Thank you, I'm not dead."

The nasal sound is very strong when you open your mouth.

Fu Ze couldn't understand, "Why did the voice change?"

"The window needs to be repaired quickly, people are really afraid of the cold, you come here all the time, sleep outside, and keep me out of the wind." Linka moved in, and the poor man almost didn't take up any space at all.

Fu Ze ruthlessly lay back on his couch.

Linka: "...Do you think I can sleep with you in my lifetime?"

"No."

Linka slept in a mess that night.

When Fu Ze called him to get up, Linka was fighting Lin Lang in his dream, and sat up suddenly, but he didn't see Lin Lang, but Fu Ze was standing in front of him in a bathrobe.

The man is out of the shower.

Linka rubbed his eyes, "Is it already night?"

"I've called you for 3 minutes," Fu Ze glanced at the British clock on the wall, "it's 33:[-] in the morning, read on your first day of work, you are allowed to get up a little later, every day after At six o'clock in the morning, I will have breakfast."

"Mr. Fu, are you crazy?" Linka couldn't believe it. "It's winter, it's not even light at six o'clock in the morning, and there are not many breakfast shops open, or do you want to eat soaked blood corpses early in the morning?"

You call that a soaked blood corpse?

Fu Ze seemed to be a little nauseous, "...Then it's seven o'clock, and I'll have breakfast at seven o'clock."

Linka hesitated to negotiate the price, "07:30? Eight o'clock after dinner, normal working hours."

"You get up first and go to the shopping mall across the street to buy." Fu Ze said.

Linka narrowed his eyes, "Why do you have to eat breakfast so early?"

Fu Ze said in a normal tone, "Do you need a reason? Why do you have so many questions?"

Ke Linka just felt that something was wrong, "Is there anything else that needs to be added? Buy four people?"

Fu Ze's voice was a little lower than usual, "For two, I need to finish my breakfast before Kane and Mooney come."

Linka said firmly, "You are avoiding the two of them."

While going to the cloakroom to change clothes, he stretched his neck and asked him, "What if the two of them suddenly go to work in the morning?"

Fu Ze took a deep breath, "Then it's what you want to eat."

Linka thought he heard it wrong, "Why?"

Fu Ze: "I want to eat steamed buns today, but Kane and Mooney don't allow me to eat them. They don't eat in the morning and at noon. I will eat with them in the evening, and you will eat the other two meals, but you don't want to eat them." tell them."

"May I ask why?" Linka was quite curious.

Fu Ze was expressionless, "Because they think everything I want to eat is rubbish."

"..." Seriously, Kane and Mooney only eat one meal a day, which is surprising enough.

Linka muttered, "Actually, you came to me because I was the one to take the blame. If you eat junk food, you can blame me."

"You can get reimbursed for whatever you want to eat. If you have something fresh, you can buy two." Let me have a taste, Fu Ze said again, "I will use my personal account to pay you for running errands."

Linka said intentionally, "Then give me 52 compensation every day, and transfer the money to me."

"it is good."

Originally wanted to go to Kane's to wash up, but it was too cold outside, so Linka went to Fu Ze's bathroom again.

Before buying breakfast and going out, Linka suddenly turned around and said to Fu Ze, "By the way, Mr. Fu, there are quicker and easier ways to wake me up, because I'm a sleepy sleeper."

"?"

Linka: "You can sneak a kiss on me, and I'll know right away."

Fu Ze: "..."

Linka crossed the road, came to the opposite square, and found the steamed buns that Fu Ze asked for by name.

I don't know why, but I always feel that Fu Ze has never eaten a normal meal.

Linka ordered two steamed buns, two cups of eight-treasure porridge, plus two tea eggs and two grilled sausages.

He raised the black card: "Swipe, thank you."

The clerk took the card back and looked at it for a long time, and returned the card like a fool, "What is this, a game card, it's not a bank card, how do I swipe it?"

Linka could only smirk in embarrassment, "...Sorry, I'll scan the QR code, thank you."

When he went back, Rinkaka pretended to be a big fuck.

Why is there a president who gives people fake cards?

Does it fit.

When Linka came to the third floor, he was afraid that Kane and Moni would catch Mr. Fu stealing food, so he came back on tiptoe, and when he entered the door, he looked aggrieved, "Mr. Fu? How can you lie! This card can't be swiped at all."

Mr. Fu: "Oh, this card is not in circulation, let Kane take you to withdraw cash when he is free."

"..."

For the steaming steamed steamed buns, Fu Ze moved very steadily. He took out the steamed buns and served them with a mouthful of eight-treasure porridge. It was very elegant.

Simply delicious.

The sausage is delicious.

So are the tea eggs.

After finishing eating, Fu Ze wiped his mouth before speaking, "Tomorrow morning, you can ask for an extra serving of roasted sausage and tea eggs, and add some sugar to my eight-treasure porridge, seven cents."

"...Okay," Linka asked him expectantly, "Is it delicious?"

Fu Ze was taken aback for a moment, then nodded honestly, "Yeah."

"Hey... why are you still a little cute?" Linka smiled helplessly, "Fu Ze, what should I do if I really fall in love with you?"

"It's normal, but it didn't work out."

"……"Again.

Linka took out the card, "But you can't swipe this card. I will charge you the money owed to me today."

Fu Ze and the others have spent too much money since they arrived here, and they can only exchange it for cash every time, so the frequency of exchange is so high that some places that are not in urgent need of money will be suppressed by Moni.

Fu Ze: "Let Kane take you to exchange money."

After Kane went to work, Linka slipped out, "Good morning, Brother Kane."

Kane yawned, slightly tired, "Good morning, Linka."

Take out Mr. Fu's card, "Brother, do you know this?"

"???" Kane's face was full of incomprehension, "Why did he hand over the financial power to your hands?"

"It's hard to say that Mr. Fu doesn't love me," Linka said proudly, "He asked you to take me to withdraw money."

"How could he love you? Impossible, don't fall into it," Kane leaned back heavily on the chair, "How much?"

"Whatever you want, just buy clothes or something."

"...Then I want a tablet, can you approve an extra 3000 yuan?" Kane's eyes lit up, "Please tell Mr. Fu for me, please, I don't need the latest model."

Linka was helpless, "Didn't you tell me, he doesn't love me, why should he listen to me..."

"How could he not love you? His favorite person in the entire company is you!" Kane clenched his fists.

"If it weren't for the fact that there are too few people in the company, I would definitely be very moved."

Facts have proved that Linka didn't finish talking about Kane's needs, and Fu Ze only said: "Just look at it."

Linka: "I promised so quickly, can I understand that I have mastered the financial power of our company? Are you not afraid that I will get away with money?"

"You can try." Fu Ze said.

"You run after me, I can't fly without wings," Linka went out waving her hands, "Brother Kane, congratulations! Happy to mention the tablet!"

Fu Ze: Human behavior is really confusing.

Fu Ze's card can be exchanged at the mansion, but because he has not gone to the mansion to get his stamp, he can only find some underground merchants, such as black shops like Li Lance, to exchange for cash.

Linka asked Kane to take him there now, and paid President Fu for a meal, but he couldn't tell Kane and Moni, Kaka was anxious.

Kane was speechless, "It's daytime, how to get there?"

Linka couldn't understand, "Don't you have to go during the day to do business, and don't people get off work at night?"

Kane felt that Linka was very pitiful, and he would have to work the night shift in the future, "...this is a place to work at night."

"I see. This must be a black bank that launders money underground." Linka said firmly.

Kane comforted him and said, "Don't be afraid, it's useless to be afraid, we are now grasshoppers on a boat."

"Thank you, I feel more courageous."

Kane got up and said with some expectation, "I'm going to apply for a business license. I'm the legal person of our company, and our plaque will soon be back."

Linka applauded quickly, "It's great. In the future, when my classmates ask me which company I'm in for an internship, I can finally feel proud, otherwise people will think we are a small black workshop."

"Wait for my good news." Kane went.

The office outside was too cold, and Moni didn't know where to go, so Linka went back to Mr. Fu's office silently.

It's not that he likes staying with Fu Ze so much, it's simply because his room is warmer.Lazy

Linka didn't expect Fu Ze, who insisted on sleeping on the recliner at night, to lie down on the bed now.

Dozed off.

In the early morning, you start to sleep again after eating and drinking, right?

Is there only one bed for the whole company, you sleep during the day and I sleep at night?

It's too hard and simple.

Sensing that Linka's gaze was always on him, Fu Ze slightly opened his eyes, "Do you have something to say?"

"You are trying to avoid suspicion with me, so we take turns sleeping in this bed," Linka said empathetically, "If you really mind that much, you can arrange a dormitory for me, and I can live in it, really."

Fu Ze: "No."

It's just that I have nothing to do during the day, and lying down is also lying down.

Linka is not just enjoying the taste.

It was the stability he had never felt in the past six months since he woke up.

Linka didn't look like he was a liar either, "Okay, you really deserve to sleep during the day, can I use your desk, it's too cold outside."

"Whatever, as long as I'm not here."

Linka: "Then what if I broadcast it live?"

Fu Ze pondered for a moment, "It's okay, you can still sing and dance?"

"It turns out that you like to watch this, but you think it's too beautiful, and you need to pay extra for it." Linka said deliberately.

Fu Ze had no expression on his face, "No, I just brushed it and I don't like it."

Linka stared at Mr. Fu's delicate face, and said seductively, "Boss, you are different from others. If you really like it, I can learn pole dancing and strip dancing for you. Do you want to watch it? Give me the whole thing in the room." Steel pipe, I will give you the whole job every day."

"unnecessary."

"You just like duplicity, and you'll like it when I know how to dance." Linka said casually.

Fu Ze looked not very expectant.

Then began to search how to buy steel pipes.

Linka took a bunch of reports, all of which were given to him by Moni, and looked for the phone numbers one by one, and finally found the phone number of the worker who installed the glass.

Called from the landline on Fu Ze's desk, "Well, it's broken again, yes... When can I come over and fix it?"

"Queue? A place with so many broken glass?"

"Okay, can I add more money as soon as possible." After speaking, he looked at the responsible person with a guilty conscience.

Fu Ze didn't respond.

But the master only promised him to help fix it within a week.

After hanging up the phone, Linka asked Fu Ze, "Why didn't I listen to this master and didn't dare to come? Basically, it could be repaired in a few days before?"

Fu Ze said, "I haven't noticed."

Linka: "..."

Fortunately, you are very rich, otherwise you may be beaten by the society.

Fu Ze lay down for a while and started playing with his mobile phone, and sent Linka what he wanted to eat at noon through WeChat, and finally transferred him another 52 yuan.

Linka: "52.0? You love me? You should send 520."

Fu Ze explained, "Isn't this the errand fee you asked for separately? The rest goes to the reimbursement account. If you withdraw the money at night, you will collect it yourself."

"Okay, but do you have too much to eat for lunch? I don't think I can finish it." Linka looked through the usual lunches.

"This is what I want to eat in the past seven days. You just pick one at random and buy it. The addresses are all very close to here."

"You must like to open blind boxes. These are all from the square opposite. After eating this piece, will you let me go out of the province to buy it for you?" Linka asked.

Fu Ze: "Or let Moni write another contract, an agreement about you always saying something meaningless and fines."

"OK, pretend I didn't ask."

This job is so easy, Linka made a call for repairs all morning, and then fell asleep, lying on Mr. Fu's desk was better than sleeping in the classroom.

After lunch, Linka saw Fu Ze reading the newspaper again.

Where did he get so many old newspapers, there seemed to be new ones every day.

Linka asked, "Boss Fu, why aren't you lying on the bed anymore? Let's take a nap together?"

"I'm not in the habit of taking a nap."

Linka: "Tch, stingy, your body is made of diamonds, so I'm afraid I'll be next to you."

"..." It's because your thoughts are too filthy, and you can't digest them after reading too much.

As night fell, Kane took the car keys, knocked on the door outside, and wanted to take Linka to Li Lansi to withdraw money.

Unexpectedly, Fu Ze chased after him, "I'll go with you."

Kane said in surprise, "We're going to Li Lance's place, are you sure?"

Selma sent Fu Ze a location, which was near Li Lance's lair.

This is the third time that Selma has given Fu Ze this position. Before that, Fu Ze always thought that the place smelled dirty and bad, so he refused to go there.

Now with Linka, he shouldn't hold back anymore.

Mainly Thelma said that the Earl's Bride must be around there tonight.

Linka went downstairs, Fu Ze said, "Where are your tools?"

"What?" Linka, who was empty-handed, didn't know why.

Kane: "Ahem, umbrella."

"Oh oh oh!" Linka slapped the back of his head, "I forgot, my main business is to hold an umbrella for the boss! Every day I think about how to get the boss, and I faint."

Fu Ze: "..."

Kane got into the car and was in high spirits all the way, "Mr. Fu, if you want me to tell you, you should have given me this tablet a long time ago. If I go out without this, I won't be able to show my identity."

Fu Ze frowned, "Linka, can you drive?"

Linka shook his head, the heater in the car was turned on fully, he squinted his eyes enjoying it, "No, I haven't learned yet."

I have to work part-time every time I have a holiday, so where do I get the money and time to report to the driving school.

Moreover, I didn't expect to be able to afford a car, and it would be nice to be able to take the subway.

When Fu Ze goes out in the future, he doesn't want Kane to follow him anymore. It feels like letting the word "decent" follow him like a shadow.

"You took the time to learn the driver's license." Fu Ze said.

Linka rolled her eyes silently, "Learning a driver's license is time-consuming, and you won't even let me go to the gym. Why don't you go while you're sleeping?"

I didn't see you sleeping either.

Fu Ze: "You can go anytime, I approve."

Linka: "But..."

Fu Ze: "This is your professional skill, and the cost will be reimbursed to you."

Linka smiled happily, "Then how about I take a few more other certificates to help our company?"

"As you wish." Fu Ze looked out the window.

Kane said excitedly: "Boss Fu, I want to learn too!"

No one cares about him.

Linka asked again, "Boss Fu, why don't you learn to drive? The domineering president can't drive. It's strange. Points will be deducted."

Kane laughed wildly, "When I was learning the driver's license, I was scolded by the coach to the point of tears. Do you think it is possible for Mr. Fu to go?"

Linka was speechless, "A tough guy with an iron fist will cry."

Mr. Fu really wants to save face.

"Fu Ze, isn't your big move 'give you more money'? If you give more money, the coach will stop scolding you." Linka offered a move.

Fu Ze: "..."

Lee Lance's lair is a bar.

A mix of fish and dragons.

"Nuoang," Linka got out of the car, looked at the sign above, and thought back, "Aren't you here to withdraw money? Why come to the bar? This bar is quite famous in our university town. It's a carnival nightclub at 3 o'clock in the evening."

Kane stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, "Have you been here? Let's go, brother will take you to play."

Fu Ze stopped and said, "Kane, don't forget what you are here for. Linka can't get too close to other people."

Kane was very embarrassed, "Boss Fu, I know you have never been here, but can you imagine? This is a bar, there will be fewer people at night, and there will be people bumping, crowding, ass to ass ,hey-hey."

Linka was super excited, "To be honest, I'm a local dog. I'm very excited now. I haven't had a chance to go to a nightclub since I went to college."

Fu Ze gave him a condescending look, "I didn't ask you to visit nightclubs."

"Mr. Fu, don't blame me for calling all your eccentric behaviors collectively that you are jealous. You deserve it." Linka followed.

Kane plucked his ears and walked ahead.

Passing through the noisy hall and layers of boxes, Fu Ze did not show any disgust, which is what a gentleman should have.

Fu Ze rarely felt that there was a generation gap between him and Linka, until he found that Linka seemed to like watching those young people dancing on the dance floor.

Earth dog aesthetics.

The nightclub wasn't too lively at this time, and there were no people there. They successfully entered the innermost elevator and arrived at the basement floor.

It became more and more deserted, Linka was disappointed, "Ah, why don't we book a table and have something to drink? Are we going to the underground parking lot now?"

How can I throw myself into my arms if I don't drink.

"No, it's more lively below." Kane replied.

The three of them came out from the basement floor and boarded another elevator.

As the elevator descended slowly, Kane glanced at Linka, then looked at Fu Ze questioningly, "Is it really okay to bring him here?"

Linka pouted, "Brother, the elevator has already gone down to the -3 floor, it's too late to talk about this now."

He found the small advertisement posted in the elevator a bit strange.

[Thin waist and big butt!Double eyelids! !Authentic reserve look!The total score of the college entrance examination is 600+, absolutely high-quality human beings!Those in need contact me! 】

[There are three reserve soldiers who have passed the review, and they are of top-grade appearance. They are the best choice for your descendants, but you can take a knife. 】

[Are you still worried about your race not being strong enough?Are you still troubled by not being able to find awakened people with good physical fitness?A large number of high-quality reserves are produced!Both sexes!The second half price!If you don't pass the review, you will get a full refund! 】

[A large number of reservists are accepted, as long as they pass the review, don't contact me if you don't know. 】

"...What's all this?" Linka felt that his IQ dropped after going down two floors.

As soon as the elevator opened, a blond man opened his arms towards the three of them, "Kane! You are finally here! There is still 5000 yuan left for that scarf, and I will be given [-] yuan interest for three days overdue." !"

After finishing speaking, no one paid attention to him. The man was taken aback for a while, looked at Fu Ze for a long time, and smiled flatteringly, "Boss Fu? You are here too."

Fu Ze didn't speak, and walked out of the elevator with no one in his eyes.

The man finally put his eyes on Linka, his eyes gradually became strange.

He sniffed Linka's shoulder with his nose, and his eyes sparkled, "Smells good boy, very beautiful, Kane, it's not interesting, why didn't you introduce this top-notch product to me earlier?"

Kane said angrily, "This is an employee of our company! I'm not here to introduce you to the reserves, I'm here to exchange money."

"Oh." Li Lance looked at Linka very regretfully, "You seem to be still human, have you ever thought about not being human?"

Linka clenched the big black umbrella in his hand, "...??"

The author has something to say:

Linka: President Fu?help me? ?

Fu Ze: Are you afraid? I'm not a human being. Are you still close to me?

Linka: Only when Mr. Fu hugs me can I be good Q_Q