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Xie Wuyou's lesson was too righteous, which gave Qu Jin the illusion that he was his servant.

But...he is a "soft man", so he has no right to object.

The house belongs to Xie Wuyou, and the food is from Xie Wuyou. As a "husband-in-law", he can only do more housework to make up for his capable "wife".

In view of Qu Jin's poor learning effect, and most electrical appliances are too unfamiliar to him, Qu Jin asked Xie Wuyou to hire a teacher for him.

Xie Wuyou then hired a nanny to teach him.

This nanny is the one from Feng Yi's family before.

She was originally a very good nanny, so she was able to apply for the job of Feng Yi's family.Now that Feng Yi is wanted, the nanny lost her job, and she was in urgent need of money when she saw that Xie Wuyou was recruiting, so she immediately came to apply for the job, and soon formally joined the job.

As a second-generation immortal, Xie Wuyou has extremely high requirements on the quality of life, and has some special living habits, such as not eating after lunch, such as drinking tea, and it must be the most expensive tea cake, which costs tens of thousands per catty. The kind of gold coin, he doesn't like ordinary tea.

If he hadn't made a fortune in Aurora City back then, the salary of the original owner would not be enough for him to squander.

And there are so many different kinds of tea brewed through tedious procedures, there is no difference when you drink them in Qu Jin, isn't it all tea?

He thinks water is better to drink - of course, fresh blood is also fine, but for humans, this is too bloody.

Human beings are more refined, and they have to coagulate their blood into clots before cooking and eating.

So he was disgusted by Xie Wuyou again.

In the realm of comprehension, Xie Wuyou was honored as a "Shangxian" at any rate, and he was a first-class elegant and noble person.Now that I have found a partner, I can't even tell the difference between the taste of black tea and green tea.

Not only is Xie Wuyou disgusted, but even Ali is disgusted.

Xie Wuyou moved, so A Li and Spicy Chicken naturally moved with him.

A Li is also a person who has seen the world with Xie Wuyou, and will imitate Xie Wuyou's posture and pretend to drink tea.

Spicy chicken can't do that.

Its wings are difficult to complete such a difficult movement as holding a teacup to drink tea, and the movement of a chicken drinking water is really unsightly in Xie Wuyou's view.

So this cat and chicken stood at the bottom of the chain of contempt.

The nanny used to think that Xie Wuyou was indifferent and not easy to get close to, but now that she got to know him, she realized that the admiral is very friendly, he doesn't put on airs, and he doesn't lose his temper.

More importantly, his salary is high, which is much better than Feng Yi's employer.

After changing to a good employer, the nanny feels that even life is much more comfortable.

The only thing that doesn't go well is Qu Jin, the "student".

The general asked her to teach Qu to do the housework, but the nanny had never taken care of such a difficult student in her life.

Among other things, cooking is a real challenge.

The nanny looked at the scrambled eggs with tomatoes that Qu Jin had cooked, and fell into an eerie silence.

She stared at the dark things on the plate and checked again: "Scrambled eggs with tomato?"

Qu Jin nodded.

The nanny rubbed her chin and looked at it carefully, but she couldn't figure out how Qu Jin scrambled the tomato scrambled eggs like this.

Isn't tomato scrambled eggs a simple dish that can be done with hands? Is there anyone who doesn't know how to make tomato scrambled eggs?

The nanny rubbed her temples, and said tactfully, "You're doing okay, but the color and smell are a little bit worse. Not to mention the color and smell, you at least make the taste a little more palatable..."

Qu Jin indifferently dumped the plate of tomato scrambled eggs into the trash can: "Why do you make an ordinary egg and tomato so complicated that you can't eat it directly?"

"Is this complicated?" The nanny wondered, "Have you never eaten scrambled eggs with tomatoes before?"

Qu Jin: "...No."

"How do you eat?" the nanny asked.

Qu Jin: "...I have never eaten a tomato, and I eat raw eggs."

nanny:"……"

The nanny showed a sympathetic expression: "You used to be a homeless, right? It's pitiful."

"But it doesn't matter. After you follow the general, you will have a good life. At least you will definitely have some tomatoes."

For people outside the base, vegetables are very precious resources, difficult to eat, and more expensive than meat.

Plants grown in the wild are generally not edible due to environmental pollution.

Xie Wuyou was staring at the LCD TV on the wall to watch the news, when he heard this, he couldn't help laughing, and glanced at Qu Jin.

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

A Li smiled and said: "Did you hear that, it's your good fortune to be with my master, and you have to take good care of my master in the future, do you hear me?"

The nanny echoed: "So you have to start with scrambled eggs and learn to do housework."

"If I learned everything, wouldn't you be unemployed?" Qu Jin said quietly.

The nanny was taken aback for a moment, thinking it was the same.

A Li said: "If I tell you to learn, you will learn, why are there so many nonsense?"

Qu Jin showed a kind smile on his face: "Why don't you learn, don't you and spicy chicken also eat plain rice?"

A Li jumped into Xie Wuyou's arms, put his hips on his hips and said, "I'm cute!"

"I'm more than you..." Qu Jin blurted out, and in the middle of speaking, he choked back.

"What's more?" Ali asked.

Qu Jin waved the kitchen knife in his hand: "It's none of your business, I won't tell you."

Hmph, in Baby's heart, he is the cutest cat!It's not comparable to this stinky fox.

"Slightly." A Li stuck out his tongue at him, hugged Xie Wuyou's arm and asked, "Master, tell me, am I the cutest?"

Two pairs of eyes looked at him at the same time.

Xie Wuyou hugged Ah Li calmly, moved its little head, and coaxed: "Well, you are the cutest."

Ignoring Qu Jin's resentful eyes, Xie Wuyou pointed to the kitchen and said, "Get out and learn how to cook."

He didn't plan to stay at the base all the time, and he couldn't let the nanny follow him to take risks outside the base—there was no such nanny, so he could only cultivate the song.

Qu Jin's expression was aggrieved, he felt that he had fallen out of favor, he was no longer the cutest cat that the baby loved the most.

At this time, Xie Wuyou raised his head and said with a smile: "I don't need to remind you, what did you do before?"

As soon as this incident was mentioned, Qu Jin felt ashamed, so he could only bow his head and work hard to learn how to cook.

But during cooking, Qu Jin thought of another thing.

Since Xie Wuyou can enter his dream, and can also put him in Xie Wuyou's own dream, and he can also send information to Xie Wuyou through the blood contract, then, can he drag Xie Wuyou into the dream? What about in your dreams?

You know, Xie Wuyou didn't let him touch him ever since he woke up from the dream that day.

If I can drag Xie Wuyou into my dream... Ahem, certain things will become very convenient, Qu Jin thought excitedly.

He can do whatever he wants in his dreams...

"Ahem." The nanny coughed from the side.

After turning around, I heard the nanny say, "Are you going to chop this tomato into juice?"

Qu Jin lowered his head, and found that he had chopped the tomato into fine pieces, the juice was running horizontally, and the cutting board was covered with red juice.

Qu Jin stopped holding the kitchen knife and smiled slightly: "Let's change to another tomato."

In order to verify his own thoughts, that night, after the two of them took a bath and lay down on the bed, Qu Jin rubbed his arms around Xie Wuyou's waist from behind.

The man lowered his head and rubbed the back of the young man's neck and ears.

Xie Wuyou didn't open his eyes, he pressed Qu Jin's hand and warned, "Don't mess around."

Qu Jin kissed him behind the ear delicately, with a flattering tone, a bit coquettish: "Honey, you haven't let me touch you for a long time."

"Since waking up that day, you haven't let me get close. As a normal adult man, I also have normal physiological needs."

"The person I like is right next to you, how can you make me bear it?"

Xie Wuyou's heart softened when he heard the words "the person I like", and then he hardened his heart again, and said with a sneer, "I can't help but cut it off."

Qu Jin: "..."

"You are so cruel." Qu Jinyou complained, "Are you willing to treat me like this?"

Xie Wuyou didn't answer.

Qu Jin's hands started to grope over him again.

Xie Wuyou was afraid that he would let Qu Jin go so easily as soon as he thought about it, so he grabbed Qu Jin's hand, took it aside, and warned again:

"If you touch again, you will lose your hand."

Qu Jin had no choice but to withdraw his hand in aggrieved manner, lying on his side facing Xie Wuyou, staring at the back of Xie Wuyou's head.

Xie Wuyou forced himself to ignore him.

This man is pretending to be pitiful now, if he really agrees, he will be the one crying pitifully and begging for mercy later.

And behind him, after being rejected, Qu Jin was trying to drag Xie Wuyou into his dream.

You can't ask Xie Wuyou about this kind of thing, Xie Wuyou will definitely not tell him.

Qu Jin could only try blindly and try to form such an idea in his mind.

But Xie Wuyou was unprepared, his spirit was very relaxed, and he planned to close his eyes to rest, but when he opened his eyes, he came to a place of ice and snow.

Adra Snow Mountain.

Xie Wuyou couldn't be more familiar with this place.

And not far away is the cave that left him with a deep psychological shadow.

He was inside, and the three contorted consciousnesses used different forms to repeatedly bully him to the point of collapse.

Seeing this scene, Xie Wuyou's body froze slightly, almost thinking that he hadn't escaped from the dream, and was about to break through the dream when someone hugged him behind him.

The familiar body temperature enveloped him, and a low-pitched voice sounded behind his ears: "Baby."

"What are you doing?" Xie Wuyou said forcefully, "You still want to repeat the old trick?"

"It's not repeating the old trick..." Qu Jin turned the man around, facing himself, the man's mouth twitched, and he said with a smile, "I just want you to be more honest."

"Frank?" Xie Wuyou didn't understand.

Qu Jin nodded and asked, "Can I kiss you?"

Xie Wuyou: "No."

At the same time, another voice sounded out of thin air: "It's still a question, can't we just kiss directly?"

This voice is also Xie Wuyou.

Xie Wuyou was stunned for a moment, his face suddenly turned red, and he became angry from embarrassment: "What did you do?"

Qu Jin blinked and replied seriously: "I just want you to be more honest."

The world in Qu Jin's dream is controlled by Qu Jin. He hopes to hear the true voice in Xie Wuyou's heart, so when Xie Wuyou's words don't match his heart, the true thoughts in his heart will be spoken out.

So this sentence is actually what Xie Wuyou thought just now.

Xie Wuyou: "..."