Heartthrob flips car after toying with scum

Kyoto in mid-August is hot and dry.

A group of villas outside the third ring road is full of greenery, dispelling a bit of summer heat.

Outside the villa, roses wind around the ivy, swaying against the open windows with the breeze.

The game pod with blue light in the corner of the room slowly opened, and it was automatically assembled into a space capsule mode. A boy with his eyes closed was leaning on the chair. He had white skin and light hair, but his lips were brightly colored. It is eye-catching, but not feminine.

The boy opened his eyes, and the amber peach blossom eyes were printed on the huge screen in space capsule mode, with the word "failure" written in scarlet on the screen.

"Didn't make it to the finals again." Looking at the word "failure", Xia Ciyan sighed, raised his hands to pinch the browbones, and rubbed his eyes again.

Choose to watch the game, Yu Jie in a bikini is dancing on the dead body, if the other party doesn't speak, they think it's his dead body, and it's his grave.

"Xia Xia, let me avenge you!" Sister Yu's voice was so sweet that Xia Ciyan was helpless. If she didn't know that the opposite was a man, she would have thought that the young lady had taken a fancy to her.

"Understood." He responded, turned down the sound of the game, and opened a recent MOA event video.

MOA is the star team [MondoAnimale] on the top of the doomsday, meaning "animal world" in Italian. In the three years since the team's establishment, it has overcome all obstacles and is invincible. It has won the world championship for three consecutive years on behalf of Huaguo. It is a well-deserved god-level team. It is also the second time that the Huaguo team has stood on the top of the world since the release of the zombie survival game Doomsday more than [-] years ago. global stage.

In the video, countless zombies crawled out from the ground. Xia Ciyan's eyes fell on the boy on the second floor of the glass building. The boy was tall and had long legs. He wore the same black and gold team uniform as if he was a model. Looking at the densely packed zombies under his feet, there was no tension or fear in those eyes, as if he was not looking at zombies, but NPC.

One end of the black thorn was in his hand, and the other end was swaying in the sky. There were countless zombies on the thorn like candied haws.

The full screen is full of bullet screens:

"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

"Ah, ah, my husband is so handsome."

"Ah ah ah ah my husband's thorn is also handsome today, I have blood all over my face QAQ"

"Why is my husband's thorns precisely strung together with candied haws, but mine are precisely stuck in the crevices of the ditches?"

Looking at those "husbands" that filled the screen, Xia Ciyan couldn't help but smile.

The boy in the video is MOA captain Lupo Ji Boshen, and Xia Ciyan's favorite e-sports player, none of them.

As the captain, he played thorns superbly, turning the thorns, which was once ranked as the most useless ability No. 1 in Doomsday, into a popular ability.

Xia Ciyan liked his technique.

But his face is more famous than his skills.

His face is as handsome as his skills, and he is arrogant. At the MOA press conference, the boy with a stern face and sharp eyebrows detonated the audience as soon as he appeared. Even if he introduced himself with a smile, he could not conceal the aggressiveness emanating from his whole body. And aggressive, that aggressive face was rated by netizens as the most representative face of a scumbag.

During a live broadcast of a team's offline friendly basketball match, Lupo leaped for a three-pointer, and his figure, which could not be covered by the ball uniform, once again ignited the entire net. People climbed the wall one after another. After the face of a scumbag man, Ji Baishen had the walking hormone again. title.

However, whether it's the "feeling scumbag face" or the "walking hormone", Xia Ciyan's skills are not as good as one ten thousandth of his.

After watching the short video, the game was still being watched, so he casually opened WeChat.

As a qualified Lupo fan, the group names on the screen all start with MOA, and most of them start with MOA-Lupo. These groups include team groups, fan groups, technical exchange groups...etc.

I clicked into the top group called [Lupo Forever Drop God], and blew Lupo’s rainbow fart with everyone for a while. He was about to quit when a large-scale photo suddenly appeared in the group. The group message She swiped quickly, but Xia Ciyan immediately pressed and turned up.

It's a selfie.

In the selfie, the boy has long and narrow black eyes and a straight nose. His black eyes looking at the camera are full of passion/desire. Half of his face is buried in the snow-white chest. There is half of his body in the photo. The other hand holding a short black hair With his head down, a blind man knows what he's doing.

But it doesn't matter what he's doing, the important thing is that this fucking face is exactly Lupo's face!

His finger slid down, and the group exploded as he expected.

[Which force @Angel is making rumors again that my L God's private life is chaotic, black fans have nothing to do, why don't you go eat and wake up your head. ]

[The photo is fake enough to make me vomit, can anyone imitate a man who is so handsome that he bursts the sky like God L? @Angel]

[Labor and capital pull out your eyes to show you the handsome face of my God L, which has been imitated and never surpassed. ]

[Come out and get beaten @Angel]

[......]

In just a few minutes, the group began to write passionate essays.

No one believed it.

Xia Ciyan was about to end when the person who posted the photo appeared again.

This time it was a voice.

Angel: "Sorry, wrong message."

The man's voice was low, with a hazy hoarseness as if he hadn't woken up.

But no matter how hoarse the voice is, no one in this [Lupo Forever Dropping God] group will fail to recognize that it is Lupo's voice!

Xia Ciyan paused with her finger on the voice note, sat up lazily, and frowned. The group messages were swiped too fast, and before Angel came out, the group friends responded like a rocket.

[When I joined this group, I heard that God L himself was in the group...]

[I also……]

[I also……]

[God L is really in the group. ]

[No way……]

He has also heard that God L himself is in this group, so he has a special preference for this group, but is there anyone who believes this strange photo and voice?

Can this group be called the Lupo fan group?

Xia Ciyan pressed the floating keyboard with both hands, and tapped for a while. The sound of the mechanical keyboard that he set as a mechanical keyboard crackled non-stop in the room, but his small composition hadn't been sent yet, and that Angel came out to post a few more. These photos are of a larger scale, full of wine and meat, extremely promiscuous/promiscuous, and Lupo Ji Baishen's face can be seen half-hidden in each photo.

Hey!

The fist is hardened, fuck the little composition, the yin and yang strangeness will go first.

Coniglio: [No way, no way, what age does this still believe? ]

At the same time, he opened Angel's business card and added friends.

It took only a while to add a business card, and the two camps in the group began to line up, ignoring his own friends, Xia Ciyan focused his attention on the obvious black powder troopers, his eyes narrowed, Angel was nowhere to be seen, The Zombie, which usually dives, danced happily.

[Photos can be deceiving, but what about voice?WeChat voice prohibits forwarding Are you blind? ]

[I am also a fan of God L, the e-sports circle does not engage in fan circles, God L fans are synonymous with reason, if you make a mistake, you have to admit your mistakes, but I still can’t believe it, God L is such a person , but after all, it is recognized as a flirtatious scumbag face, very appropriate and very appropriate. ]

Coniglio: [I don’t know if I’m blind or not. I think you’re very blind. Where did the navy black fans get in? Go back and don’t come. Our group is full of smog and rhythm. We, who will follow you and us, God L No one knows who dares to be called a fan of God L. Just a few fake photos took this matter to death. Is the face of a flirtatious scumbag eating your rice?Do you really want to put the words "I am a black fan of the navy army" on your forehead? ]

[Hehe, I had a good impression of God L at first, but I didn’t expect to play the same thing in the fan circle, fans turned black fans turned black, fans are so stupid, it’s not hard to imagine what it’s like to cook, although men like big It's true that breasts like to be stimulated, but this kind of unscrupulous behavior between men and women really makes me sick. ]

Coniglio: [Are you black or not, why do you come here to find a sense of presence, Lupo will always drop God, and a few big characters are not enough for you to read?If you feel disgusted, just vomit, who is disgusting in the group? ]

Xia Ciyan sat up straight, her expression was calm, only her amber eyes were full of unwavering trust.

The crackling sound of keyboard tapping has never stopped since it sounded.

He played hundreds of lines with people in the group without repetition.

After half an hour.

With his own strength, Heizi, who has disturbed the muddy water, is on the line and withdraws from the group, saying that he can't be provoked.

The screen in the group is full of his laning.

For a long time no one spoke.

I don't know how long it took, someone quietly typed in the group:

[. ]

Then start brushing 666 on the full screen.

[Sister has something, sister... ah, brother? ]

[Zuan tenth-level players are willing to bow down]

[Will Lupo's global support team come in? ]

[Shuijun comments 10 yuan a piece, do you accept it]

Xia Ciyan laughed out loud, relaxed her straight back, and leaned back in the chair as if she had no bones.

He also has light skin and light hair, but because of his gorgeous lips, he leaned against the back of the chair with peach blossom eyes like this, and the four characters "I'm not serious" were written all over his body.

No one would associate this face with hundreds of trolls without dirty words in the line.

The WeChat interface vibrated again.

Jiang Qi's news escaped from the crowd full of screens.

[? ? ? ? ? ]

Xia Ciyan moved his eyes to another screen, and the No.2 score jumped out of the top of the doomsday.

Ah... forgot.

Turn up the volume.

Sister Yu's voice was piercing: "Small it! Didn't I just make it to the finals? What the hell did you do in the group?"

This "Sister Yu" was his childhood sweetheart, who moved next door to his house at the age of five. The first time they met, this man pulled him and said, "Sister, can you let me wear your little skirt?" After a beating, an indissoluble bond was formed.

After I knew his secret, I let myself go. Women's clothes came to harm him if they didn't dare to take them home. They were all stuffed in Xia Ciyan's room to experience happiness every day. After the college entrance examination, they even broadcast live broadcasts of women's clothes every day.

"Finished playing? Do you want to continue playing?" Xia Ciyan didn't answer his last Yangjian question.

"Fight! Why don't you fight!" After a pause, Jiang Qi's sister Yu's voice sounded again: "That... Xia Xia, we have been in love for so many years, we don't want to be born in the same year and the same month..."

"Stop." Xia Ciyan interrupted his persecution: "Speak humanly."

Jiang Qi hee hee: "I have this time to worry about God L who has hundreds of millions of fans, why don't you come to your father's room to comment! Show your speed of being single for 18 years, hurry up! Hurry up!"

Xia Ciyan raised her eyebrows: "Huh? Begging attitude?"

Jiang Qi confessed in a second: "Brother, brother, good brother, you are my brother, I will treat you to a big meal tonight, and make your bed when school starts..."

Xia Ciyan interrupted him coldly: "You're too young to be forced to kill me."

Turn on Fruit TV, enter Xiaoqiqi's live broadcast room, and see a tall "girl" wearing a black and white maid uniform on the camera, Xia Ciyan couldn't help shrinking her toes in embarrassment, especially when this "girl" greeted the camera The way he came in made him wish he could die in minutes.

The barrage is full of obscenities. As a rule, he first throws a few carts of durians as a reward, and then bans what should be silenced, kicks what should be kicked, and crackles what should be aligned.

The network laning ability is comparable to that of Zaun.

Xia Ciyan's proficient ability of online laning is completely developed to protect Lupo. At first, he would be too angry to eat when laning with those who spread rumors about his idol. Later, after the college entrance examination ended, it lasted for three months. During the vacation, he was happily paddling on the Internet every day, and he was able to face the line with a smile and was so angry that you couldn't eat and couldn't report me.

Under Xia Ciyan's Zu'an control comment, the live broadcast room was much cleaner.

While controlling the comments, he followed the WeChat page, as long as the Angel passed through his friends, he would be able to spray him out to apologize.

But before Angel’s friend passed, he waited——

——[Lupo Forever Drop God] has been disbanded.

Xia Ciyan sat up straight suddenly, and frowned fiercely when he saw the word dismiss.

The news of other MOA groups spread quickly, and some group members of [Lupo Forever Dropping God] have already gone to other groups to ask for news.

[what happened?Does anyone know how the Lupo Forever Dropping God group disbanded? ]

[Good guy!I am just a good guy, but you have other gods behind my back! ]

[......]

After looking through several groups, Xia Ciyan finally found the reason in one group.

[I don’t know what’s going on, we were having a good chat, and everyone didn’t believe that the person in the photo was God L, but the group leader who hadn’t bubbled up for a hundred years suddenly appeared and said that because this group had a bad influence on God L, prevent the group The news leaked and the group was disbanded.I'm also drunk, to prevent the group news from leaking?Let the hair go, and it's from our game team!It's fine if the group owner hasn't played the game for hundreds of years, but why should he disband the group? ]

Everyone below is asking what happened to the photos and what happened to the news leaking.

After quitting the group, Angel still hasn't passed his friend message.

Xia Ciyan pursed her lips and opened the game team [Lupo Forever Dropping God]. The captain's profile picture was dark, but the vice-captain was online.

The team channel is densely packed with inquiries.

But there were only inquiries, no answers.

As soon as I typed [Ang] in the search box, [Angle] popped up directly, a bright thorn head.

Looking at the system's default portrait of thorns, Xia Ciyan smiled, her peach blossom eyes shone with excitement, and the corners of her beautiful lips curled up.

Ho ho, I got caught.

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Opening a new article, I hope everyone likes it, and I beg the fairies to order a favorite duck (>^ω^<)~

By the way, ask for a collection for the advance receipt, and you can see it by poking into the column. Here are two advance receipt copies, and you can also poke in other advance receipts to see OvO, Mua~

[Pre-received article 1 "The heartthrob is forced to be the king of the sea", you can see it in the column, please add OvO]

Copywriter:

Xingyao is an asteroid, and the mission of the planet is to give birth to life, but he found that his body was bare and lifeless, he panicked, and ran to ask Father Sun what to do.

Father Sun said kindly: "You have to learn to love and be loved in order to give birth to life."

So Xingyao mixed into the human world with the mission of "loving and being loved", and with the analysis and help of his unreliable pig teammates, he was packaged as a "soft and easy to push Damei O" counselor at Capital Star University.

On the first day of school at Star University, a photo of a counselor receiving freshmen became popular throughout the school and even across the planet. The Mei O counselor in the photo had fair skin and dark skin, and a pair of long and warped fox eyes. .

The top spot on the school beauty list has since been replaced.

All the teachers and students in the school went crazy, one after another stepped forward to pick off the flower of love in their dreams.

But they haven't had time to start yet.

I just saw this dream lover O delivering meals to the gentle school grass, the cruel school bully fierce A handing cigarettes, and the violent federal chief pulling...pants chain?

Gentle school girl: "He's hinting at me."

The cruel school bully: "He's hinting at me."

Violent Chief: "He's hinting at me."

Not long after, the whole school knew that the school grassroots, the school bully, and the tyrannical federal chief were fighting for the love in their dreams. The melon eaters waited and waited and waited, but in the end they waited for a three-paper marriage agreement?

One three five, two four six, and one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, every day?

The people who eat melons feel sorry for the love in the dream, how can they bear it.

Xingyao: "It's hard."

Gong: "I'm jealous of myself, I'm jealous of myself."

[The heartthrob is soft and easy to push Damei OX to be possessive, and I am jealous of my own slice attack A]

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[Pre-received article 2 "The Glamorous Cat is Targeted by the Villain [Transmigration Book]", you can see it in the column, please collect it~]

Copywriter:

Lu Wen is transmigrated, not a male and female protagonist, not a male and female match, not even a cannon fodder passerby...

He was dressed as a kitten who didn't know where in the corner, the kind of porcelain cat that could knock himself down with a single punch.

It was also given to the future villain Bingjiao.

Fortunately, Biaojiao is not so sickly, not only is he handsome at a young age, but also shovels shit for him, which is very flattering.

However, a few years later, he discovered that he was a cat with only acting roles... Three months later, the cat was brutally skinned by the villain because the protagonist was told that he didn't like cats.

right!There's no heroine in this book, it's all men messing around!

After knowing the truth, Lu Wen ran away immediately, and was captured by the villain and locked in a small room.

With three months approaching, Lu Wen panicked, determined to make the villain hate him and throw him away before the protagonist Shou appeared.

According to the description in the book, he started dancing on the villain Ray's Point.

Put your ass in the face of the villain; run around the house in the dark and windy night; picky eaters; rummaging through boxes; spilling food all over the table; stepping on the villain's butt; squatting on the villain's chest...

After all, what bad thoughts can kittens have?

lost me!Lost me soon!

But the villain not only didn't lose him, but also looked at him more and more strangely.

I'm so confused...

After countless times of dying and escaping, Lu Wen failed to escape but was caught—below the neck is indescribable.

The villain touched the delicate skin in his bosom, and said with satisfaction: "What bad intentions does the shit-shoveling organ have?"

Lu Wen: "#&*@??#?#!...(expletive)."

The corners of the man's lips curled up: "Little cat has a lot of bad thoughts."

[Playing on the head of the villain every day, the heartthrob cat and cat are attacked by a group of villains who are handsome and seriously ill by X]