Master will only delay my promotion
Chapter 18
"He was dreamed by a disciple, and after waking up, he was astonished as a heavenly being, so he drew it." Duan Yibai boasted shamelessly.
Qing Yi's eyes were unclear, and said: "Dream? Xiaobai thinks he's pretty?"
"Master, do you think he is not good-looking?" Duan Yibai asked back.
As he said that, Duan Yibai pointed to the human being in the painting and said, "Look at how mysterious this imprint is; and how smooth this waterfall-like long hair is; look at these deep eyebrows, straight nose bridge, beautiful lips, Beautiful jawline, slender neck, delicate collarbone..."
Duan Yibai praised the people in the painting endlessly, his face was full of love and pride.
Who made this world one of his favorite worlds, plus he sympathized with the original body, and it took him a long time to complete the task, so he naturally invested more emotion.
Because of this, he ignored Qing Yi's downcast eyes.
"Xiaobai." Qing Yi interrupted Duan Yibai's praises that were still pouring out, "I told you before, you should concentrate on your cultivation."
Duan Yibai was stunned for a moment, not quite understanding why it was involved in cultivation again.
"The disciple has cultivated well."
"Then don't spend your thoughts on people who don't matter." Qing Yi put away the painting, showing disapproval, "This person is disheveled and has an evil face. He is not a good person, even if it is just a dream. You should be more thoughtful."
"...?" Duan Yibai was confused.
disheveled?
Now his abstinent master has finally started to dress, and he actually thinks that clothes with open and low skirts are disheveled.
That's obviously romantic and suave, okay?
"Master, don't you think he is handsome and has a good figure?" Duan Yibai thought for a while and said, "Especially his temperament, which is one in a million."
Regardless of appearance, most of them are still the original body.But in terms of temperament, Duan Yibai felt that he was very good at it.
Not only in that world, but in all the worlds, there are people who have admiration for Duan Yibai, and there are many fanatical pursuers.
"..." Qing Yi glanced at Duan Yibai, and found that his little disciple was actually serious.
"I don't think so." Qing Yi replied lightly.
All right, Duan Yibai curled his lips, his master is old-fashioned, and he probably despises such a flirtatious person the most.
Qing Yi paused, and asked, "Did you not draw any other paintings?"
What about those paintings of him before?
"There are also." Duan Yibai suddenly remembered that there was a particularly ascetic painting in his storage warehouse.
It was an ancient world, and he used someone else's body.That original body was a very, very noble person, every part of his clothes were straight, and he wanted to cover his hands and face.
"..." Qing Yi looked at the strange man who was equally superior in appearance and temperament, and was silent for a while.
"Is this what you dreamed about too?"
Duan Yibai nodded, and said: "My disciples often dream about some strange faces, and out of curiosity and memory, I draw them all."
Qing Yi felt inexplicably depressed, but he couldn't figure out why, it could only be attributed to the fact that he didn't want Xiao Bai to spend his mind on those love affairs so early.
I rubbed the drawing paper with my fingertips and felt it was a bit thick. Then I saw that there were indeed layers on the edge of the drawing paper, so I lifted it up and found that there was still a sheet stuck underneath.
Gently tearing apart the two pieces of paper, Qing Yi was stunned after only one glance.
Duan Yibai saw that the master had suddenly lost his voice, so he moved over curiously.
Then also froze.
The person on the painting is Duan Yibai himself, but his temperament and attire are totally different from what Qing Yi knew.
Duan Yibai in the painting is wearing a translucent red tulle, nothing else.The white jade-like slender body inside has beautiful lines, and even the important parts are looming under the cover of nothing.
This look that makes people's blood spurt makes people who see it want to tear off the unsightly red gauze immediately, so as to get a glimpse of the beautiful spring scenery inside.
A bright red string was tied around the snow-white wrist and ankle, and there was a small golden bell hanging from it.
Standing barefoot by the bathtub, her ten toes are round and lovely, revealing a pink color.The person seems to have just finished taking a bath, and the ends of his hip-length black hair are still dripping with water, which wets the ups and downs of his waist and hips.
The tails of the eyes were flushed after bathing, the eyelashes were half drooped, the ruddy lips were slightly raised, and the whole body exuded a breath that captivated people's hearts and souls.
If it is possible to have a spring night, I am afraid that some people will be willing to die.
"Host, this seems to be your pornographic photo..."
"..."
Duan Yibai remembered this painting very clearly.
It was a world of women, and in order to better adapt to that world, Duan Yibai went through a two-month training before going on the mission, and learned the posture and behavior of men in that world.
Due to his success in learning, Duan Yibai was almost so fascinated by himself that his nose bleeds.And because of the excellent completion of the task, he won the achievement title of "disaster for the country and the people".
This painting was painted to commemorate his learning achievements after he left the teacher.
But because the scale is too big, Duan Yibai thought that he must not be seen by others, so he stuffed it in the corner of the space.
How could he have imagined that it would be stuck behind a painting, and he would take it out by himself.
"Am I finished? Will the master expel me from the teacher's school for promoting obscenity/obscenity/sex/love?" Duan Yibai covered his face deeply.
Just a dress with a relatively open skirt can be said to be disheveled, so wouldn't he be streaking in the eyes of the master with this tulle that looks like he is wearing nothing.
"Host..." The electronic sound of the system froze, "I think you should take the painting back first?"
Only then did Duan Yibai come to his senses, and hurriedly wanted to take back his "porn photos" and hide them.
But he couldn't move it, Duan Yibai saw that Master's hand was grabbing the corner of the drawing paper.
"Master? Master?"
"..."
Qing Yi looked at the people in the painting and lost his mind.
He never thought that his little disciple could look like this. He was still a child in his memory, but now he realized that he had grown up a long time ago.
Tong Tong, a dirty little kid back then, has turned into a handsome young man who can touch the heartstrings of many people.
The Adam's apple rolled unconsciously, feeling a little itchy in my heart, but I couldn't find the source.
The fingers pinched on the drawing paper subconsciously exerted some force, and did not let go until he realized that the paper had been crumpled.
"That cough, Master, please listen to my explanation..." Duan Yibai got stuck halfway through speaking, not knowing how to explain the fact that he drew his own pornographic photos.
"Xiaobai." Qing Yi raised his eyes, "Have you shown this painting to others?"
Duan Yibai was taken aback for a moment, then shook his head immediately, "Of course not."
Qing Yi breathed a sigh of relief, no matter what the reason was, he didn't want anyone else to see his little disciple like that.
"You also dreamed of this?" Qing Yi said, unconsciously looking at the painting in his hand.
Obviously just standing quietly and wearing a tulle, but it is much more attractive than what I saw in the "Picture of Erotic Palace" before.
When Qing Yi flipped through "Pictures of the Erotic Palace", there was no fluctuation, just as if he was reading the most ordinary book.But after seeing Xiaobai's painting, his heart beat strangely quickened.
Probably because the difference from the usual Xiaobai is too great.
Touching the exposed half-white shoulder with her fingertips, Qing Yi said: "There should be a red mole here."
"..." Duan Yibai's eyes widened in disbelief, and he even wanted to take off his clothes to see if there was really a red mole on his shoulder.
He himself is not very clear about things, why is Master so sure? !
Qing Yi saw what Duan Yibai was thinking, and said, "Xiaobai, didn't you always like to pester Master to take a bath together when you were young?"
Duan Yibai choked, that's what he said, but he always felt that something was wrong.
Discussing my pornography/photos with my master, this scene, I dare not do it in my spring/dream.
"Master, please let go first, I will put this painting away."
Duan Yibai glanced at his painting again, feeling more and more large-scale, no different from naked/naked.
As soon as he thought of showing his master this way, Duan Yibai felt that he would have no face to see his master in the future.
Pulling the painting back, Duan Yibai didn't care whether it would break or not, so he stuffed it back into the space warehouse, wishing he could lock it again.
"That, master, just pretend you didn't see it. This disciple just drew it on a whim for fun. Don't keep it in your mind. You should forget about such dirty things..."
Duan Yibai was lightly stroked on the head, and Duan Yibai's somewhat disordered explanation was interrupted.He heard his master chuckle lightly and said, "Xiaobai is very pretty."
"..." Duan Yibai was a little messy for a moment.
"System, is Master complimenting my good-looking face, or... complimenting my good-looking body/body?"
"Host, there should be all of them?" The system is not very sure.
"Then Master is molesting me?"
The system choked, and said even more uncertainly: "According to tests... Qingyi Xianjun seems to be serious."
Just because it's serious, one person, one system feels even more terrifying.
To be able to say that he looks good after looking at the pornographic photos of his disciple without changing his face, is this something normal people can do?
Even if you are a monk, your old face should blush for a while.How could it be like Qing Yi, who saw it as if he didn't see it, so he said a nice perfunctory sentence.
Qing Yi didn't know that Duan Yibai was complaining to the system in the sea of consciousness, and thought his little disciple was shy, so he rubbed the other's head again.
"There's nothing to be shy about, Master is not an outsider."
"..." Is this a question of outsiders and outsiders? Have you ever seen someone who shows this kind of portrait of himself to his family?
Shouldn't this kind of painting be seen only by yourself, and it's better not to show it to your partner.
"!"
Duan Yibai suddenly had a flash of inspiration, as if he understood a little bit about the strangeness of Master that he felt these days.
The sense of proportion and distance between Master and him is almost zero.
You must know that even family members need a certain amount of space, and it is even more impossible to discuss such private topics.
Just like him and the three senior brothers.
If the three senior brothers had seen his painting, they would have pretended that nothing had happened to cover it up, for fear that they would be embarrassed and the atmosphere would become awkward.
But Master didn't hesitate at all.
--------------------
The author has something to say:
Qing Yi: Why don't I keep this painting for my teacher.
(When you see this sentence, it means that it has been reviewed, fortunately QAQ)
Qing Yi's eyes were unclear, and said: "Dream? Xiaobai thinks he's pretty?"
"Master, do you think he is not good-looking?" Duan Yibai asked back.
As he said that, Duan Yibai pointed to the human being in the painting and said, "Look at how mysterious this imprint is; and how smooth this waterfall-like long hair is; look at these deep eyebrows, straight nose bridge, beautiful lips, Beautiful jawline, slender neck, delicate collarbone..."
Duan Yibai praised the people in the painting endlessly, his face was full of love and pride.
Who made this world one of his favorite worlds, plus he sympathized with the original body, and it took him a long time to complete the task, so he naturally invested more emotion.
Because of this, he ignored Qing Yi's downcast eyes.
"Xiaobai." Qing Yi interrupted Duan Yibai's praises that were still pouring out, "I told you before, you should concentrate on your cultivation."
Duan Yibai was stunned for a moment, not quite understanding why it was involved in cultivation again.
"The disciple has cultivated well."
"Then don't spend your thoughts on people who don't matter." Qing Yi put away the painting, showing disapproval, "This person is disheveled and has an evil face. He is not a good person, even if it is just a dream. You should be more thoughtful."
"...?" Duan Yibai was confused.
disheveled?
Now his abstinent master has finally started to dress, and he actually thinks that clothes with open and low skirts are disheveled.
That's obviously romantic and suave, okay?
"Master, don't you think he is handsome and has a good figure?" Duan Yibai thought for a while and said, "Especially his temperament, which is one in a million."
Regardless of appearance, most of them are still the original body.But in terms of temperament, Duan Yibai felt that he was very good at it.
Not only in that world, but in all the worlds, there are people who have admiration for Duan Yibai, and there are many fanatical pursuers.
"..." Qing Yi glanced at Duan Yibai, and found that his little disciple was actually serious.
"I don't think so." Qing Yi replied lightly.
All right, Duan Yibai curled his lips, his master is old-fashioned, and he probably despises such a flirtatious person the most.
Qing Yi paused, and asked, "Did you not draw any other paintings?"
What about those paintings of him before?
"There are also." Duan Yibai suddenly remembered that there was a particularly ascetic painting in his storage warehouse.
It was an ancient world, and he used someone else's body.That original body was a very, very noble person, every part of his clothes were straight, and he wanted to cover his hands and face.
"..." Qing Yi looked at the strange man who was equally superior in appearance and temperament, and was silent for a while.
"Is this what you dreamed about too?"
Duan Yibai nodded, and said: "My disciples often dream about some strange faces, and out of curiosity and memory, I draw them all."
Qing Yi felt inexplicably depressed, but he couldn't figure out why, it could only be attributed to the fact that he didn't want Xiao Bai to spend his mind on those love affairs so early.
I rubbed the drawing paper with my fingertips and felt it was a bit thick. Then I saw that there were indeed layers on the edge of the drawing paper, so I lifted it up and found that there was still a sheet stuck underneath.
Gently tearing apart the two pieces of paper, Qing Yi was stunned after only one glance.
Duan Yibai saw that the master had suddenly lost his voice, so he moved over curiously.
Then also froze.
The person on the painting is Duan Yibai himself, but his temperament and attire are totally different from what Qing Yi knew.
Duan Yibai in the painting is wearing a translucent red tulle, nothing else.The white jade-like slender body inside has beautiful lines, and even the important parts are looming under the cover of nothing.
This look that makes people's blood spurt makes people who see it want to tear off the unsightly red gauze immediately, so as to get a glimpse of the beautiful spring scenery inside.
A bright red string was tied around the snow-white wrist and ankle, and there was a small golden bell hanging from it.
Standing barefoot by the bathtub, her ten toes are round and lovely, revealing a pink color.The person seems to have just finished taking a bath, and the ends of his hip-length black hair are still dripping with water, which wets the ups and downs of his waist and hips.
The tails of the eyes were flushed after bathing, the eyelashes were half drooped, the ruddy lips were slightly raised, and the whole body exuded a breath that captivated people's hearts and souls.
If it is possible to have a spring night, I am afraid that some people will be willing to die.
"Host, this seems to be your pornographic photo..."
"..."
Duan Yibai remembered this painting very clearly.
It was a world of women, and in order to better adapt to that world, Duan Yibai went through a two-month training before going on the mission, and learned the posture and behavior of men in that world.
Due to his success in learning, Duan Yibai was almost so fascinated by himself that his nose bleeds.And because of the excellent completion of the task, he won the achievement title of "disaster for the country and the people".
This painting was painted to commemorate his learning achievements after he left the teacher.
But because the scale is too big, Duan Yibai thought that he must not be seen by others, so he stuffed it in the corner of the space.
How could he have imagined that it would be stuck behind a painting, and he would take it out by himself.
"Am I finished? Will the master expel me from the teacher's school for promoting obscenity/obscenity/sex/love?" Duan Yibai covered his face deeply.
Just a dress with a relatively open skirt can be said to be disheveled, so wouldn't he be streaking in the eyes of the master with this tulle that looks like he is wearing nothing.
"Host..." The electronic sound of the system froze, "I think you should take the painting back first?"
Only then did Duan Yibai come to his senses, and hurriedly wanted to take back his "porn photos" and hide them.
But he couldn't move it, Duan Yibai saw that Master's hand was grabbing the corner of the drawing paper.
"Master? Master?"
"..."
Qing Yi looked at the people in the painting and lost his mind.
He never thought that his little disciple could look like this. He was still a child in his memory, but now he realized that he had grown up a long time ago.
Tong Tong, a dirty little kid back then, has turned into a handsome young man who can touch the heartstrings of many people.
The Adam's apple rolled unconsciously, feeling a little itchy in my heart, but I couldn't find the source.
The fingers pinched on the drawing paper subconsciously exerted some force, and did not let go until he realized that the paper had been crumpled.
"That cough, Master, please listen to my explanation..." Duan Yibai got stuck halfway through speaking, not knowing how to explain the fact that he drew his own pornographic photos.
"Xiaobai." Qing Yi raised his eyes, "Have you shown this painting to others?"
Duan Yibai was taken aback for a moment, then shook his head immediately, "Of course not."
Qing Yi breathed a sigh of relief, no matter what the reason was, he didn't want anyone else to see his little disciple like that.
"You also dreamed of this?" Qing Yi said, unconsciously looking at the painting in his hand.
Obviously just standing quietly and wearing a tulle, but it is much more attractive than what I saw in the "Picture of Erotic Palace" before.
When Qing Yi flipped through "Pictures of the Erotic Palace", there was no fluctuation, just as if he was reading the most ordinary book.But after seeing Xiaobai's painting, his heart beat strangely quickened.
Probably because the difference from the usual Xiaobai is too great.
Touching the exposed half-white shoulder with her fingertips, Qing Yi said: "There should be a red mole here."
"..." Duan Yibai's eyes widened in disbelief, and he even wanted to take off his clothes to see if there was really a red mole on his shoulder.
He himself is not very clear about things, why is Master so sure? !
Qing Yi saw what Duan Yibai was thinking, and said, "Xiaobai, didn't you always like to pester Master to take a bath together when you were young?"
Duan Yibai choked, that's what he said, but he always felt that something was wrong.
Discussing my pornography/photos with my master, this scene, I dare not do it in my spring/dream.
"Master, please let go first, I will put this painting away."
Duan Yibai glanced at his painting again, feeling more and more large-scale, no different from naked/naked.
As soon as he thought of showing his master this way, Duan Yibai felt that he would have no face to see his master in the future.
Pulling the painting back, Duan Yibai didn't care whether it would break or not, so he stuffed it back into the space warehouse, wishing he could lock it again.
"That, master, just pretend you didn't see it. This disciple just drew it on a whim for fun. Don't keep it in your mind. You should forget about such dirty things..."
Duan Yibai was lightly stroked on the head, and Duan Yibai's somewhat disordered explanation was interrupted.He heard his master chuckle lightly and said, "Xiaobai is very pretty."
"..." Duan Yibai was a little messy for a moment.
"System, is Master complimenting my good-looking face, or... complimenting my good-looking body/body?"
"Host, there should be all of them?" The system is not very sure.
"Then Master is molesting me?"
The system choked, and said even more uncertainly: "According to tests... Qingyi Xianjun seems to be serious."
Just because it's serious, one person, one system feels even more terrifying.
To be able to say that he looks good after looking at the pornographic photos of his disciple without changing his face, is this something normal people can do?
Even if you are a monk, your old face should blush for a while.How could it be like Qing Yi, who saw it as if he didn't see it, so he said a nice perfunctory sentence.
Qing Yi didn't know that Duan Yibai was complaining to the system in the sea of consciousness, and thought his little disciple was shy, so he rubbed the other's head again.
"There's nothing to be shy about, Master is not an outsider."
"..." Is this a question of outsiders and outsiders? Have you ever seen someone who shows this kind of portrait of himself to his family?
Shouldn't this kind of painting be seen only by yourself, and it's better not to show it to your partner.
"!"
Duan Yibai suddenly had a flash of inspiration, as if he understood a little bit about the strangeness of Master that he felt these days.
The sense of proportion and distance between Master and him is almost zero.
You must know that even family members need a certain amount of space, and it is even more impossible to discuss such private topics.
Just like him and the three senior brothers.
If the three senior brothers had seen his painting, they would have pretended that nothing had happened to cover it up, for fear that they would be embarrassed and the atmosphere would become awkward.
But Master didn't hesitate at all.
--------------------
The author has something to say:
Qing Yi: Why don't I keep this painting for my teacher.
(When you see this sentence, it means that it has been reviewed, fortunately QAQ)
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