Master will only delay my promotion

Seeing Duan Yibai's confused look, Qing Yi frowned slightly, as if he wanted to say something.But in the end, he held back the words again, and only said lightly: "Think about it carefully."

"..." What should I think about?

Master, did you deliberately dress up like this today to be a riddler?

Duan Yibai tentatively asked: "Master, did something happen to you and you need help from your disciples?" For example, if your brain is burned out, you need me to take you to see a doctor.

Qing Yi glanced at Duan Yibai and said nothing.

"...That is, Master, do you need disciples to make you some more clothes for the puppets?"

Otherwise, why did Master hang that doll up on his body in such a stupid way, probably because he was embarrassed to ask for clothes, so he waited for himself to understand.

The more Duan Yibai thought about it, the more reasonable he became, and he felt that he had guessed the truth, and the master would be very happy to have such a considerate and ingenious disciple like himself.

Although the clothes had nothing to do with his handiwork, at most he contributed a little experience point.

"Master, please wait, I still have some clothes here, go and get them now." Duan Yibai said as he was about to stand up and walk to his room.

But Qing Yi grabbed his hand and had to stop.

"Master?" Duan Yibai wondered, did he guess wrong?

"Little Bai, you..." Qing Yi took a deep breath, as if he was considering what to say.Finally said: "You really don't have anything to say to Master?"

There was even a little eagerness in that tone.

"Host, what exactly does Qingyi Xianjun want you to say?" The system also didn't understand, what can't be said directly, it has to guess.

"How do I know? Ever since I came back to do this mission, I have never been able to understand what is hidden in Master's little mind."

Duan Yibai looked at Qingyi's facial expressions carefully, trying to deduce what Master was thinking through micro-expression analysis.

However, it is really difficult to see the expression on the master's paralyzed face, and now the slightly wrinkled brow is one of the most expressive moments of the master that Duan Yibai has ever seen.

That can only be speculated from other aspects.

Duan Yibai thought of Master's inexplicably gorgeous dress like a peacock spreading its tail today, and Master's repeated emphasis on "today".

Could it be that Master wanted to praise him because he was dressed so delicately today?

Although Duan Yibai really doesn't think Master is such a narcissistic person, but right now he really can't think of a second reason to explain Master's weird behavior.

So Duan Yibai gave Qingyi a thumbs up, and praised sincerely: "Master, you look really nice today!"

At the end, I added a sentence: "The most beautiful in the world!"

"..." Qing Yi was silent for a long time.

Hey, did I guess wrong?

Duan Yibai blinked, "Master, is this disciple wrong?"

Qing Yi seemed to be choked for a moment, and after a while, he slowly said: "Xiaobai, you just want to say this to Master today?"

Duan Yibai even heard anxiety from that seemingly calm tone.

So what exactly is Master trying to say?If there is anything I can't say directly, I have to play riddles with him here.

"Master, if you have anything to say, just say it, the disciple really can't guess what to say."

"...Nothing." Qing Yi was silent for a long time, and finally dropped two words lightly, turned and left.

That back looks very vain.

"Although I don't understand, you, the host, seem to have hurt Qingyi Xianjun." The system said quietly.

"...Have you finished watching the movie?" Duan Yibai didn't want to answer and threw a fatal blow at the system.

"Woo..." The system closed its mouth aggrievedly, and went to fight its "horror movie" again.

Duan Yibai licked his lips, still puzzled by what the master was trying to do with this series of strange words and deeds.

I thought that this mystery might be over, after all, he would leave Jiuxiaozong in a few days.But Duan Yibai didn't expect that his three senior brothers would solve his doubts for him soon.

As soon as he left the palace gate, Duan Yibai saw Wu Hongxuan hiding in a corner.

Seeing that the other party was waving to him, Duan Yibai walked over and found that the other two senior brothers were also there, and asked suspiciously: "Senior brothers, what's the matter?"

Wu Hongxuan looked around, probably to confirm that Master was not there.Then he asked: "How is it, is Master happy?"

"Ah?" Duan Yibai received the second confusion today, "Why is Master so happy?"

"Could it be that the master is unhappy, or that the master didn't accept it?" Li Fang scratched his head and asked back.

"..." Duan Yibai really convinced, is today the riddle festival, you are still queuing up to be my riddle, right?

Straightforward and clear words will make you ten pounds fatter, right? !

"Wait!" Shen Ye looked at Duan Yibai's face full of question marks, and suddenly realized something, "Xiaobai, don't you... forget what day it is?"

"What day is it today?"

Shen Ye covered his face, "Xiaobai, today is Master's birthday."

"!" Duan Yibai's eyes widened, "Today is Master's birthday?!"

I hurriedly counted the days in my heart, and found that it was really true.

It's his birthday, could it be said that today the master suddenly dressed up beautifully, and followed him with all kinds of express and hints in order to wish him a happy birthday? !

No, Master, isn't your old man's birthday never celebrated? How did you have such a complete transformation this year?

Li Fang and Wu Hongxuan were no less surprised than Duan Yibai, "Little Bai, you actually forgot Master's birthday!"

This is too unbelievable. You must know that in the past, Xiaobai would start thinking about what gift to prepare for next year just after Master's birthday, even if the gift was rejected every time.

Now Xiaobai not only didn't prepare a gift, but even forgot the master's birthday, and needed them to remind him.

Could it be that he was hurt too deeply, so he selectively forgot some things?

Xiaobai is so pitiful... The three senior brothers probably had their brainwaves synchronized, and they all cast loving glances at Duan Yibai.

"...I'm going to prepare presents first, see you brothers." Duan Yibai didn't want to face this pitiful look in his eyes, so he could only choose to run away.

But when it comes to preparing a gift, Duan Yibai couldn't think of what gift to give at all.

Originally, I thought it would be enough to say happy birthday to Master in the past, but Master also gave me a gift on my birthday before.

Although the essence of the gift is poison or food is still to be determined, but it is the master's wish, and he can't just take it and return it.

Otherwise, he can also make a dish for fun.

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In Qingyi's room, an ice mirror transformed by magic is floating in the air.

The ice mirror is as tall as a person, and it can take Qing Yi's entire body into it.

First, I straightened my hair and straightened the hair crown on my head to make sure that the decorative chains were not tangled together.

Then he carefully smoothed out the small folds on the hem, placket, and sleeves to make sure that the whole body didn't look messy at all.

Finally, looking at the doll hanging on the girdle, Qing Yi gently poked the little head with his finger.

He originally wanted to have a good birthday with Xiaobai today, so he deliberately took the time to come back and dress up.

But in the end, Xiaobai actually forgot.

Now Qing Yi just thinks of Duan Yibai's bewildered look just now, and he feels heartbroken, and his feelings are just for him to be happy in vain.

Obviously, in the past, he would come to him with great interest to give gifts.

Qingyi doesn't really want a gift, but just wants a good reason for Xiaobai to be by his side.

Putting the doll in his palm, Qing Yi sighed inaudibly.

If he really wants to tell Xiaobai that today is his birthday, if he wants the other party to express it, he can't do it.

Stuffed up...

"Knock knock knock."

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and Qing Yi was taken aback.

"Master, are you there? This disciple needs you." Duan Yibai's voice came from outside the door.

After a few steps, I opened the door, and I saw Duan Yibai's smiling face, covered with some white powder.

Qing Yi stretched out his hand to wipe it, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Did Xiaobai remember that today is his birthday?

Duan Yibai smiled and said: "Master, happy birthday, the disciple gave you a gift, Master, do you want to accept it?"

The oppressive feeling in his chest dissipated without a trace, Qingyi's brows and eyes softened, and he smiled unconsciously, "What gift did Xiaobai make?"

"It's not convenient to bring it in. Master, please go to the yard with me to have a look. I promise it will be beautiful and practical."

After being told this, Qing Yi really looked forward to it, and followed Duan Yibai to the yard.

Stepping out of the main hall, Qing Yi found that his other three disciples were also standing in the courtyard, but their expressions looked a little strange.

And there seemed to be something steaming on the stone table behind the three of them, Qing Yi couldn't see clearly, it was blocked by the bodies of the three of them.

Wu Hongxuan couldn't help breaking into a cold sweat as he watched Qing Yi get closer and closer.

At that time, the three of them saw Xiaobai busy in the back kitchen in full swing, and thought that Xiaobai had figured it out and wanted to rekindle his enthusiasm to pursue Master.

But they never expected that Xiaobai would prepare such a gift.

The three of them couldn't imagine what kind of reaction the master would have when he saw this gift. Anyway, it wouldn't be joy!

"What are you blocking?" Qing Yi said.

"Master..." Seeing Qing Yi came to the table, the three of them swallowed their saliva, and slowly moved away to save their lives.

Xiaobai, please ask for blessings, the brothers really can't help you this time.

The three of them moved to the side, and Qing Yi finally saw the things on the table clearly.

It was a huge human made of dough, and it was carefully painted, so it was done so vividly that one could tell it was Qing Yi.

Originally, this should be a very popular surprise gift, but on this basis, the producer also carried out a higher level of creative processing than "superimposing the superfluous".

The face that resembled Qing Yi had a kind and kind face, and he was looking into his arms with his head slightly lowered.In the arms of the masked man was holding a small child, the child was smiling, as if sleeping soundly.

The most eye-catching feature: the child holds a big birthday peach in his arms, on which is written "Shou and Tian Qi".

What a warm scene of fatherly kindness and filial piety, and the joy and harmony between blood relatives, which is perfect for increasing the strong feelings between relatives.

The premise is if the protagonists are not Qing Yi and Duan Yibai.

[Zuohua has a fine version of the small theater, and the little angels who hide the words can click to see] (I've done the math, and the addition of these words will not increase the price, don't worry.)

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The author has something to say:

Qing Yi: Come on, bring my Italian cannon, I want to destroy this thing humanely.

Duan Yibai: Don't, if you don't eat, I will.

Qing Yi: ...Save some for the teacher.

———— Fine version of the small theater———

It's Qingyi's birthday again, Duan Yibai racked his brains but couldn't think of what gift to give.

After all, Master now has a system, and he can go to the mall to buy whatever he wants.

I remembered last year because I couldn't think of any gift to give, so the master said that I would pay for it myself.

Duan Yibai, who hadn't been able to climb down for three whole days, couldn't help shivering, no, this year he has to give gifts directly for everything.

After choosing among all the fancy special effects for a long time, Duan Yibai closed his eyes with vicissitudes.He can't even look down on these things, let alone a master.

Does it really depend on his handsome and stalwart body?

"Flesh/body...flesh..." Duan Yibai's eyes lit up.

Birthday

"Master, happy birthday, I have a gift for you!" Duan Yibai smiled and took Qing Yi's hand into the room.

Qing Yi raised his eyebrows slightly, leaned over and bit Duan Yibai's earlobe lightly, and smiled lowly: "Xiaobai is so active this year?"

"Master, please calm down first, and turn your back." Duan Yibai said as he turned Qing Yi's body away.

She looked a little shy.

When Qing Yi turned around, he saw a translucent gauze out of the corner of his eye.

"Ahem..." I couldn't help swallowing.

This year...was a good year.

After a while, I heard someone behind me say: "Master, you can turn around now."

Turning around with subtle excitement, Qing Yi saw a figure already lying on the bed with his back to him.Inside the translucent tulle is a white and smooth back, and further down... Qingyi's throat is thirsty.

Taking two steps forward to the side of the bed, Qing Yi reached out and stroked the back gently, it was still smooth and soft.

Sitting on the edge of the bed, Qing Yi bent down to kiss his little disciple.

But suddenly smelled...meat?

Suddenly having a bad premonition, Qing Yi turned around the "person" who hadn't made any movement since he turned around.

"..."

Facing the pair of big black eyes made of grapes, Qing Yi can see the whole picture of this "person" clearly.

Duan Yibai used dough and minced meat, and even used a little illusion, and finally added the confusion of tulle and ambiguous atmosphere, and successfully deceived Qingyi.

Looking at the window, the closed window has been opened a crack.

The cold wind blew in, making Qing Yi cool, and the heat that had just been raised was gone.

"Xiaobai...very good."

Qing Yi laughed angrily.

Many days later, at the Assistant God Speech Conference, the mission workers below saw Duan Yibai's black eye sockets and limping walking while leaning on his waist, and stepped forward to express their concern.

"Did you get injured while on a mission?"

"Master Assistant God is really dedicated, we still need to learn more from him."

"Yes, yes, my lord must have worked hard without sleep and rest, that's why it became like this."

"..." Duan Yibai gritted his back molars and smiled in response to the concern of the crowd of admirers, "Yeah, I've been working non-stop for several nights!"

Sure enough, the taskers showed admiration.

What kind of perseverance is this.

Duan Yibai swears: the next mission he will choose will last ten years, and he will run away from home! ! !

Pre-acquisition of "Father's Master Is Always Jealous With Gacha Machine" Hehehe, I'll just post it, there is absolutely no other meaning, really!

There is a legend in the world of Infinity Streaming. After clearing the last game, the leader of the leaderboard suffered a backlash because he made a terrible wish, and finally disappeared.

But the truth of the matter is actually: Tang Ling wished for a fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged object, the most beautiful object in the world.

Then, he was sent back to his original world, the original fairy gate, and the original master.

Tangling: "..."

He knew that his beauty master was very good-looking, but he didn't expect to see it so well that even Infinity Liu admitted that no one could compare.

But he is really incapable of accepting the nagging master who is an old lady, every time he sees him, he wants to call him dad.

Fortunately, he still has the handsome gashapon machine he snatched from a BOSS who is also Yangou in the infinite stream world, and there are all kinds of amazing beauties in it.

As long as the energy body is provided, there is a chance to materialize the characters inside. The better the energy body, the more beautiful the characters.

So Tangling held the gashapon machine every day to burn incense and worship Buddha, prayed devoutly, poured energy into it, and wished to put the gashapon machine in her stomach as a baby.

Later, the infinite flow came to the world of cultivating immortals, and Tang Ling looked at those old (sheep) people (hair) with a robbery smile.

Bring it all to you!

Years later

"Father...Master, I was wrong, I won't twist the handsome guy anymore." Tang Ling hugged his gashapon machine and shivered in the corner of the bed.

And his master smiled and said in a gentle and kind tone: "Is it not good-looking enough to be a teacher, or is it that I can't satisfy Lingling as a teacher, huh?"

Yan Gou is a little crazy when he is alive · Shou VS father is nagging a peerless beauty · Gong

ps: There are ancient dungeons and modern dungeons, but the big world is in the world of cultivating immortals.