An Chang Shang Xiao

Hearing Wu An often said that he could help the ghost king, H013 almost flew up happily: "If you can bring Po Meng back, I will definitely thank your family for that perverted ghost king!"

"..." Knowing that she didn't mean anything malicious, Wu Anchang just smiled awkwardly and reminded, "Actually, thanks to me for changing the method."

After finishing speaking, he also gave an example: "For example, let Xiao Xiaoxiao take the initiative to kiss me."

"Hmph," Mu Xiao raised the corners of his mouth, "Idiot."

Mu Xiao, who usually always thinks of Wu Anchang, is not so sure what he is going to do this time. He poked Wu Anchang's arm and asked, "You... want to change the rules?"

"Almost," Wu Anchang said happily, "I want that perverted mask named Fei to change the rules himself."

"You are joking?"

This sentence was said by H013 and the two impermanences besides him and Mu Xiao.The reason why they were able to speak in unison was also thanks to the deep impression brought to them by the Ghost King.

Anyone who has entered the underworld knows that the leader here, the ghost king, is the one who values ​​the most and is the least willing to violate the rules, not only for others, but also for himself.Wu Anchang's words asked him to change the rules himself. I am afraid that in addition to the sun coming out from the west, the Ghost King himself has to be demented.

But the deity who made the proposal didn't think so. Wu Anchang wiped the tip of his nose, full of confidence: "It depends on how charming Meng Po is."

……

Although everyone didn't believe it very much, they still followed Wu Anchang to the Ghost King's Mansion, and H013 even left the new batch of souls alone.

"You wait outside first." Wu Anchang waved his hand, and then suddenly added, "Xiao Xiaoxiao, follow me, you can't lose it."

The items in the Ghost King's Mansion are all neatly arranged, but no matter how you look at it, the place that has not changed much can be expressed in one word - chaos.The reason is that the ghost king saw an extremely "exploded" image when he entered the door.

This pervert didn't even wear a mask, and his usually dry but smooth hair was not much different from when he went to the heaven, it was already hairy.The ghost knows why there is such a big contrast.

As a qualified ghost, Wu Anchang said: I really know what's going on.

He pulled Mu Xiao forward with one hand, without any flinching on his face: "If you think Po Meng is already thinking like this, why don't you look for her?"

"..." Ghost King seemed to notice him after hearing the voice, "Who do you miss?"

"It turns out that perverts can also be depressed." Wu Anchang nodded as if he had learned something new.Mu Xiao also smiled in cooperation.

Seeing them like this, the ghost king wanted to open his mouth to curse, but when he got to his mouth, he chased them away without profanity: "If you have nothing to do, please go back."

This calmness mixed with normal words made Wu Anchang's hair stand on end. He rubbed his arms reflexively and whispered: "Xiao Xiaoxiao, tell me... If I really help him find Po Meng, will this pervert be normal?" point?"

"There is a great possibility." Mu Xiao looked at the Ghost King again and corrected himself, "It is [-]%."

The conversation between the two was very quiet, but it might be because the hall was too quiet, or the ghost king had good ears.

"What did you just say?" Ghost King suddenly became more energetic, and he frowned slightly and asked, "Who can you bring back?"

"If you hear it clearly, don't ask me to emphasize it again." Wu Anchang said helplessly, "Grandma Meng."

"Of course I know it's him!" Ghost King suddenly became anxious, "I asked you how to bring him back!"

Wu Anchang took a step back after being yelled at, then raised an eyebrow and looked at the ghost king: "Cerebral palsy?"

"Well," Mu Xiao echoed, "It doesn't look light."

"Pervert...ah no, Ghost King," Wu Anchang asked him, "Do you want Granny Meng to come back?"

"I think." After the ghost king finished speaking, he felt that it was a little awkward for him to answer without hesitation, "After all, he is from the underworld, so I will take care of him."

"Well, quite stubborn." Wu Anchang acted as if he had investigated something, "I'll ask you one more question. If you answer correctly, Po Meng will definitely come back. If you're wrong..."

"How?" Ghost King interjected.

"Nothing." Wu Anchang said, "What can I do? It's still the same as now, and Granny Meng still can't come back."

After finishing speaking, he still sighed in his heart: Abnormality plus cerebral palsy equals no brains.

The Ghost King nodded slightly, and straightened his unattractive sitting posture, looking solemn and serious: "You ask."

"Do you like Po Meng?"

--silence.

"I..." The ghost king originally planned to answer quickly so that he could get him back quickly.

But now he suddenly found out that this problem...he is not very good at it.

"..." Mu Xiao stood aside and couldn't help asking, "You ask such a direct question, aren't you afraid that he will come up and beat you?"

Wu Anchang just shrugged his shoulders, and then rubbed Mu Xiao's hair: "My dad is like this, he always asks me so directly."

"Like a father, like a son." Mu Xiao smiled, "That's right."

"That must," Wu Anchang planned to take the time to say a word of love to Mu Xiao, "If someone asks me who I like, I will say your name without hesitation."

Feeling that it wasn't particularly romantic, he thought for a moment and said, "I like you no matter whether it's right or wrong."

"..." Mu Xiao didn't intend to continue to be as shy as an immature child, he made a draft in his mind, and then gave Wu Anchang the answer, "Treachery is right or wrong, I only like you."

What I like the most is the love talk with questions and answers, because when the other party has the most important position in your heart, so does your position in the other party's heart.

……

After an unknown amount of time, the ghost king sat there in a daze before he could answer the second half of the sentence.

"Do you still want him back?" Wu Anchang didn't say Po Meng's name this time, but just used "he" as a substitute.

"I think." This time the Ghost King didn't ask who he was, because he always knew who he was in his heart, "He's mine."

Wu Anchang smiled lightly: "I see. The way to get Po Meng back is very simple——"

The ghost king, who was originally discouraged and slumped on the high seat, straightened up and listened with his ears stretched.

"Send us back. And," Wu Anchang pointed to him and Mu Xiao, and continued, "Change the rules."

"No, it's impossible." The ghost king changed his face, "The rules can't be changed."

"Meng Po and Rules," Wu An used to ask the Ghost King in a very serious tone, "Which one do you choose?"

"..." The ghost king just stared blankly at him without saying a word.

The two stared at each other for a while, and the ghost king finally moved his feet and stood up: "Follow me."

"Why?" Wu Anchang asked presumptuously.

"Nonsense," the Ghost King gave him a sideways glance, "Didn't you change the rules just after you said that?"

"Yo," the ghost king decided faster than Wu Anchang predicted, "Choose Po Meng?"

"I never said I would choose him." Ghost King said forcefully, "Nor did I say I would not choose him."

Mu Xiao's words carried some sarcasm: "In the final analysis, it is the important meaning of Meng Po."

"..." The ghost king didn't deny it.

Wu Anchang's impression of Hell has always been that there is a mix of Chinese and Western flavors.There are stilted buildings with high technology, and the place where the ghost king brought them is extremely remote, but it is not broken at all, and it may be taller than the ghost king's mansion in comparison.

The huge translucent spiritual jade is engraved with code-like dense regulations, each of which has a bit of perverted atmosphere that Wu Anchang thinks.After wandering around for about half an hour, several people finally found the line "Anyone who fails to return to the reincarnation world will no longer have the opportunity to return to the underworld."

"Perverted brain circuit," Wu Anchang stared at the dispensable rules and said from the bottom of his heart, "Sure enough, ordinary people like me who are extremely smart can't understand."

The Ghost King didn't bother with him, and Mu Xiao just covered his mouth and laughed.

Wu Anchang's eyes saw an extremely conspicuous regulation in an extremely inconspicuous position under the framework of the "Rules and Regulations of the World of Reincarnation".

—— Negative distance contact is prohibited in the reincarnation world.

"Hmm..." Wu Anchang studied for a while, and suddenly, "Huh?!"

Mu Xiao noticed his reaction and was about to look in his direction, but Wu Anchang immediately covered his eyes, and he heard Wu Anchang's rough and hoarse voice close to his ear and said: "You can't look, it's not suitable for children .”

Wu An, who is semi-literate, often studies this kind of problem, and almost never understands it.The brain is very good, but it is used in the wrong place.

With one hand still covering Mu Xiao's eyes, he patted the ghost king's shoulder with the other hand, and then pointed to the bright rule: "Pervert, delete this one too."

The King of Ghosts looked at where his finger was, and then at his firm eyes: "..."

"Why don't you take care of it in the underworld, but you will take care of it in the reincarnation world?" Wu Anchang said dissatisfied.

"..."

"Deleted! Do you want to see Granny Meng?" Seeing that the ghost king didn't understand, he began to threaten the ghost king with Granny Meng.

The ghost king shrugged his shoulders and snorted, and wiped out the regulation "no negative distance contact in the reincarnation world" with his energy.

"Okay, now it's the last step." Wu Anchang nodded in satisfaction.

"Fart, let go." The ghost king couldn't bear Wu Anchang's busy schedule and urged him.He looked at the two rules that had been deleted, and felt awkward and uncomfortable no matter what he thought.

Wu Anchang seemed to have seized some opportunity, and immediately shrank into Mu Xiao's arms, Nuo Nuo said: "Little Xiao Xiao, he is fierce to me."

Ghost King: "..."

Hearing his words like this, Mu Xiao was annoyed and laughed, but in the end he rubbed his head and said: "I think what he said is right, if you fart, let it go."

Wu Anchang, who was huddled in Mu Xiao's arms, did not continue to be a monster. He grabbed a lock of Mu Xiao's hair and curled it around his index finger for fun: "Arrange the room number for us, and we need 324."

……

There is a reason why Wu Anchang and Mu Xiao didn't see Po Meng again before leaving the heaven.

When he ran back again, Po Meng had a lot of determination. In order not to let the ghost king find him again, he simply ran directly to the mortal world.

He was still wearing the ghost king's clothes, and he always felt as if he was relying on others.Po Meng stared at the big cloak on her shoulders and hesitated for a while: "..."

After a while, he comforted himself, "It's too wasteful to throw away."

After thinking that this reason was reasonable, he took off the cloak and hung it on one elbow.Po Meng completely forgot that she was still wearing women's clothing. After taking off the cloak, the eyes of those around him changed a little.

At the corner not far away, two men with bad faces squatted and kept staring at Po Meng.

"Look, I just said that this girl has a good figure," one of them said, "You can tell by looking at her back."

"It must be exciting to shout," another person stood up in the middle of speaking: "Look at how my brother tricked him back into being the second wife."

After finishing speaking, he walked straight to Po Meng's direction.

Granny Meng doesn't like being stared at for too long by others, she always feels hairy in her heart.But he was also too embarrassed to say things like "Don't always stare at me" directly to people.He just lowered his head, watching the uneven road and gravel as he walked faster.

For some reason, something seemed to hit her hind legs, and her weight fell, and she saw that Po Meng was about to lie face down.Reflexively, Meng Po propped her hands forward on the ground, but before her hands touched anything, the tendency to fall suddenly stopped by herself.

Looking down, Granny Meng saw a thick brown arm wrapping around her waist, and then a heavy voice came from very close to her ear: "Girl, be careful when walking."

Aunt... girl? !

Only then did Po Meng remember that she was still wearing the same women's clothing she had when she came here.

If he told the truth directly, he might be laughed at, right?

So he turned around and hurriedly thanked the person who supported him. In order to make himself look more like a woman, Meng Po's voice was a little thinner, and she deliberately said the words with a little ancient Chinese meaning: "Thank you, Daojun Help me out, I didn't pay attention to the road just now, and I almost fell."

"Don't take it too seriously." The man sized up Granny Meng, and his eyes unconsciously flicked on her.

The face is really good, except for the small breasts, everything else is absolutely superb.This time, I found a treasure, hey!

"Girl," the man asked with a fake smile on his face, "Since I helped you, can the girl go to a fun place with me?"

"Where...?" Meng Po was a little at a loss.

"You just come with me, it's all a repayment!"

"...Well," Meng Po couldn't refuse, "All right."

Seeing that Po Meng agreed, the man was already very happy because he had succeeded.He turned his head and gestured to the person at the corner, who quickly gave him a "powerful" gesture as an answer.

"Let's go," the man suddenly changed his address to Meng Po, "little beauty."

The last three words were said in a very low voice, and Po Meng didn't hear them, so she just nodded.

……

The road the man led was quite devious, Granny Meng gradually forgot the way she came, and the place where the two of them stopped at last was just a small bamboo house.Po Meng looked at the so-called shabby but not too shabby house, and couldn't understand why the man said it was fun.

"Girl, sit on the bed over there and wait for a while," the man changed his eyes, "I'll get some toys to play with."

Although she didn't understand it very well, Granny Meng only thought it was a man's childlike innocence, so she cooperated with him very much and smiled awkwardly: "Thank you then."

The man chuckled for a moment, and gave Granny Meng a last sideways glance before going out.

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The author has something to say:

Wu Anchang: Who am I, I am just a very smart ordinary person.

I'm guilty, don't ask, just ask, no matter where it is, there will always be some perverts who like beauties, our Po Meng is too good-looking, there is nothing I can do about it.