Don't Mistake Pisces to Xieqiao [Network Edition]

Yun Shen: You can't express how I feel right now!Pisces Xiaoxiao children's shoes, if you don't look at those things, how do you know that the theme of the god horse and the fire god horse are popular recently? ╭(╯^╰)╮

Pisces Xiaoxiao: I only write what I like.

Edit Yun Shen: My sister kneeled down for you, okay orz

Pisces Xiaoxiao: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Editor Yun Shen: Cough ><, don’t talk about it~ Xiao Xiaoxiao, you must update it well~~~ Sister, I am supported by you little goblins~~~

Pisces Xiaoxiao: -_-|||I will.

Editor Yun Shen: Be good~ I knew that Xiao Xiaoxiao is the most obedient~ Unlike some goblins, I have a headache when I press the manuscript!Then I will directly help you put it on the shelf~(*╯3╰)

Pisces Xiaoxiao: All right.

Editor Yun Shen: Oh, why don't you be so cute!Remember to update well (＾u＾)ノ~yo

Pisces Xiaoxiao: I know.

Editor Yun Shen: (づ￣3￣)づ╭?~ That's good, I'll continue to press for manuscripts, it's so pitiful!

Pisces Xiao Xiao: touch.

Editor Yun Shen: Hey!If only they were all like Xiao Xiao~ヾ(￣▽￣)bye~bye~

Pisces Xiao Xiao: Goodbye.

After chatting with the editor sister paper for a while, Ye Xiao continued to put in the code words and code words!Not only that, but also mobilized the funny people in the group to code words and code words together!The result of this is that the fans of all the authors are yelling under the article, what's wrong with you recently?Why don't you be so diligent? Happiness comes so suddenly, I don't know what to say!

But He Gui He Wan's big updates are unshakable every day, which somewhat comforts Ye Xiaoxiao.

Eldest brother has returned from the Demon Cult, and all misunderstandings have been resolved.The grievances and grievances of the previous generation have finally been satisfactorily resolved in their generation.The mysterious boy who accompanied the senior brother also returned to his original place, but he gained the friendship between the senior senior brother and the leader.The elder brother and the leader became close friends, and finally discovered that Boya Ziqi was not a legend.What is more precious than this in this world?Master understands, there is no more...

And the comments below are as rotten as ever.Those girls seem to have inexhaustible vitality, and many times it makes people laugh.

Fireworks: I wipe it!Did the leader just let the big brother go? Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

A flashing light flower pendant: Just plain speaking, I thought the two of them would love each other and kill each other in a sadomasochistic relationship!This unscientific! o(￣ヘ￣o#)

How much Xifeng hates: I really don't understand He Gui's big trouble~ The previous articles are not all kinds of love and killing dramas that are extremely complicated, why is it so sweet and simple this time?Hegui is about to change his style? (＠_＠;)

Brows that can't be blown away: same question 1

Qianbenzakura: same question 2

That year in a hurry: same question 10086

The old face in the mirror: I haven’t heard what you said above, this time I will write a very simple and relaxing story ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Looking up to the northwest: Suoga!It turned out to be like this d=====(￣▽￣*)b

.........

However, no matter how lively the comments below are, they couldn't arouse Ye Xiaoxiao's interest.As the saying goes, the excitement is theirs.In the past few days, Master Chimu didn't come to talk to him, and he was also awkward and didn't know how to talk to him.It was the first time Ye Xiao encountered such a situation, and he was somewhat at a loss.He couldn't understand why he was in a low mood these days, and he didn't want to talk to anyone, and he didn't want to say anything.In fact, he is a little grateful for the boiled beef. Whenever he is free every day, he will spell essays with him, so that he will put all his heart on the code words, and he will not think too much about other things, and his mood will be better. .

Ye Xiao knew in his heart why he was depressed, but he couldn't say it out.What should he say, should he just ask the great god like this?He felt that he and the Great God were not yet familiar enough to discuss each other's feelings.Anyway, he couldn't ask any questions.However, if you don't ask, this question will always be stuck in your heart, and you can't go up or down, and it's very uncomfortable to go up and down.I really don't know what to do.

Ye Xiao also knew that when he encountered a problem, he couldn't solve it by simply avoiding it.Just like a glass of water, you say to yourself, I want to be salty, I am salty.I have been hypnotizing myself like this all the time, but it still doesn't work in the end.Water is water, and if you don't add salt, it can never become salty.The only way to solve this problem is to add salt, spoon by spoon.

In fact, before Ye Xiaoxiao was ready to add salt, the master came to help Ye Xiaoxiao add salt.

On Friday night, Boiled Beef Children's Shoes finally completed his week's list.Ye Xiaoxiao was also relieved, and finally he didn't have to keep spelling out words every day. Ye Xiaoxiao heaved a sigh of relief, and when he was thinking about going to the movies, the little penguin started beeping. .

Master Chi Mu: Is Xiao Xiao there?

【041 Is the god acting like a baby】

Ye Xiaoxiao was stunned, staring blankly at the dialog box, a little at a loss.

Before Ye Xiao could type a reply, Master Chi Mu sent another message.

Master Chi Mu: Is Xiao Xiao there?Get back to me if you are here.

Ye Xiaoxiao has always been an honest person, although he was a bit at a loss, he still answered the great god's question honestly.

Pisces Xiaoxiao: Yes, is there something wrong?

A certain great god was stunned for a moment.This tone, why does it sound so wrong?

Master Chi Mu: Is there something on Xiao Xiao's mind?Why doesn't it sound very happy?

Pisces Xiaoxiao: I have nothing to do, just a little tired.

Master Chi Mu: Oh?What did you do?

Ye Xiaoxiao was a little embarrassed, and really didn't know how to answer.

Pisces Xiaoxiao: Uh...it's nothing, just betting with friends in the group.

Master Chi Mu: Well, it's really a little surprising.

Pisces Xiaoxiao: Unexpected what?

Master Chi Mu: I never thought that Xiao Xiao would bet with others.

Pisces Xiao Xiao:......Σ(°△°|||)︴

Master Chi Mu: Alright, I was just joking with you.By the way, did Qingyan come to talk to you?

Pisces Xiao Xiao: What did you say?

Master Chi Mu: It's about ed.

Pisces Xiaoxiao: What's wrong with ed?

Master Chi Mu: We both sing together.

Pisces Xiaoxiao: Huh? (○д)

Master Chi Mu: What's wrong?Surprised?

Pisces Xiaoxiao: Uh...that's not...oh no, it's a surprise.I'm afraid I can't sing well.

Sir Chi Mu: I have been busy with this matter for the past few days. I am so busy that I can’t eat well or sleep well... I have pimples on my face... If you don’t agree, then Isn't my hard work in vain?

Hey, Ye Xiaoxiao's little heart was pounding, his face was blushing, and his head was a little dizzy.If there is no problem with his perception ability, God, is he acting like a baby?

But why is he blushing?Shouldn't the person who should blush be some great god who brazenly acted like a baby to him?

Thinking of this, Ye Xiaoxiao couldn't help but feel even more embarrassed.

He groaned, not knowing how to answer.As soon as he heard the master say that he was busy with ed these days instead of being with his girlfriend, his mood suddenly became lighter.It was so easy that even the great god's inadvertent coquettishness could be felt. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

A second passed, and Xiao Xiaoxiao didn't respond.

Two seconds passed, and Xiao Xiaoxiao still didn't respond.

Three seconds passed, and Xiao Xiaoxiao still didn't respond.

Five seconds passed, and Xiao Xiaoxiao continued to remain unresponsive.

A certain master sat leisurely in front of the computer, waiting patiently for Ye Xiaoxiao.Anyway, he knew that Ye Xiaoxiao wouldn't be ruthless to reject him no matter what, he only needed to act coquettishly twice and it would be settled.

However, what he never expected was that after waiting for ten seconds, he would get such an answer from Ye Xiaoxiao's Little Boy's Shoes.

Pisces Xiaoxiao: Uh...Master, I have ointment for face rubbing here, would you like me to introduce it?

Therefore, the computer in front of a certain god who was drinking water suddenly became a tragedy.

Master Chi Mu: Pfft...

But a certain person is not conscious at all, and has no idea of ​​the chain reaction brought about by his words just now.He was just a little surprised, why did the Great God send such a word?

Should it be said that a certain great god's smile is a little crooked, or should it be said that a certain child is a little nervous? ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Pisces Xiaoxiao: What's wrong?

How can someone be so dull and cute, I can't help it!A certain master resisted the urge to open the computer to pinch the child's face, and replied very calmly: It's nothing.

Pisces Xiaoxiao: Oh.

Master Chi Mu: Then, did Xiao Xiao agree to what I just said?

Pisces Xiao Xiao:  …

Master Chi Mu: Xiao Xiao, did you agree?

Pisces Xiaoxiao: I...

Master Chi Mu: Promise!I have been busy for several days.

Pisces Xiaoxiao: ...Okay.

He doesn't agree, is it possible?

First, this is the great god, the great god Chimu, as a fan of Da Da, how can he refuse the opportunity to sing with Da Da?Besides, didn't Da Da just say that he has been busy with radio drama ED these days, it must be very hard work, and he must have no time to go out on dates. [Well, even if you are as dull as Xiao Xiao, you will subconsciously care about such things, and you will unconsciously hypnotize yourself ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Second, this is the master, the master Chimu, the master with a pleasant voice, the master who is gentle with fried chicken, the master who is patient with fried chicken, and very importantly, the master who can act like a baby.Whether it is one of these items or all the items combined, Xiao Xiaoxiao cannot resist.

Therefore, the dark-bellied and coquettish Master Chimu vs the cute and soft-hearted Ye Xiaoxiao, this round, the Master Chimu wins!

Forget it, Ye Xiaoxiao sighed secretly, who told the Almighty to have such a nice voice, who told the Almighty to be so gentle to him, who told me to like him so much... Anyway, he refused anyway. There is no such a great god.

Hey, it seems that something amazing has been mixed in!

In an instant, could Ye Xiaoxiao's expression become even more cracked?

*****

After Zhou Zehan answered more than a dozen phone calls from his mother, he knew that this time he couldn't make it through no matter what.Mother Zhou seemed to have made up her mind this time, and she wanted him to take someone back no matter what.

Last time he couldn't go back because of overtime, this time, he had to go back no matter what.

He rubbed his forehead, it happened that tomorrow was Saturday, so why not take Xu Rang back home.In this way, my mother died of the thought of wanting to introduce a girlfriend to him.

Thinking about it this way, it feels like nothing.Anyway, sooner or later, I have to take it back to meet, and it will be better if I bring it back to meet sooner.The reason why he hesitated to take Xu Rang back was because Xu Rang was a very special and important existence to him.He is still young and his mind is uncertain, so he has to think more.

He changed his clothes, tidied up his desk, and was about to leave work.

"Ah, Doctor Zhou, you are in such a hurry, are you going on a date?"

As soon as he went out, he heard a crisp voice joking.It turned out to be a little girl named Xiaolin, and there were several little girls of the same age standing beside her. Seeing him coming out, they all looked at him with smiles.

He smiled, noncommittal, then nodded to Xiaolin, and strode out the door, leaving a group of little girls watching the figure that was fading away.

"Hey," the girl named Xiaolin just now poked the companion standing beside her: "See what I said is right, Doctor Zhou recently, the peach blossoms seem to really bloom."

"It's as if Dr. Zhou didn't have peach blossoms before." Another girl joked, "He's the number one handsome guy in our hospital. Would he not have peach blossoms?"

"What do you know?" Xiaolin whispered mysteriously, "It's true that Dr. Zhou used to have a lot of peach blossoms, but have you seen which ones he has taken care of?"

"That's right," the other girl said after concentrating for a while, "There are so many people who like Dr. Zhou, I really haven't seen anyone he is so passionate about!"

Xiaolin sighed, and continued: "Do you still remember the good-looking boy who often comes to our hospital? Maybe it's Dr. Zhou's peach blossom!"

"How is it possible?"

"Is it impossible to be swollen?" Xiaolin's eyes widened: "You haven't seen that Dr. Zhou is so gentle to him, and his smile is so fascinated!" Xiaolin said while acting like a nympho: "Tsk tsk, if one day Dr. Zhou smiles at me like that, then I really..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted: "You should give up on this idea! Don't you think that now, high-quality men like Dr. Zhou like to find boyfriends!"

Everyone suddenly felt a sense of enlightenment: "So that's how it is."

Zhou Zehan got off the elevator and walked directly towards the garage.Now Xu Rang should be out of school, so this is the right time to go.

Sure enough, when I arrived at Xu Rang School, I saw the boy walking out of the school gate talking and laughing with a group of classmates.The moment he saw his car, the boy couldn't hide the surprise and joy on his face.

Zhou Zehan opened the car door and walked down, and saw the boy talking to his classmates, and then, those classmates all looked over here.

Zhou Zehan is tall and straight, wearing a well-tailored suit, and has good-looking eyebrows and eyes. Just casually standing by the car, his whole body seems to be shining.The whole group of talented young people looks like a social elite.

The girls who were traveling with Xu Rang stared wide-eyed, each of them was full of love, and hurriedly asked Xu Rang: "Hey, Rang Rang, who is this handsome guy? Your brother?"

Xu Rang's smug face almost engraved the words "he is mine" on his face: "He is my wife ~ how is it? Handsome?"

Everyone: "..."

A girl was caught by him. She had seen a gay man before, but she had never seen such a blatant gay man. I was afraid that others would not know that he was gay.

Xu Rang was so panicked that he just dropped a word and ran towards Zhou Zehan, what a joke, Dr. Zhou took the initiative to pick him up from school, he must be overjoyed.

"Oh, believe it or not. I won't tell you, I'll flash, see you on Monday!"

As he said that, he ran away in a hurry, leaving only a group of friends who had agreed to eat hot pot looking at each other in the cold wind.

It wasn't until they saw Xu Rang jumping into the man's arms that they believed it. It turned out that this handsome guy who looks so good and makes people drool is really that guy's boyfriend~

Zhou Zehan never thought that Xu Rang would throw himself directly into his arms, but when he thought about his character, it was not surprising that he would do so.

It was a time when there were many people at the school gate, and seeing a good-looking boy throw himself into the arms of a tall man, he felt a little messed up in the wind.These days, it's too righteous to engage in radicalism, right?

Zhou Zehan hugged the young boy's vigorous body with a smile, and whispered in his ear: "You are really enthusiastic, aren't you afraid of being seen by others?"

Xu Rang hugged him vigorously, smelling the pleasant smell on his body, and smiled: "I'm afraid others won't see it."

Zhou Zehan: "..."

"Such a beautiful wife, I wish the whole world knew about it!"

Zhou Zehan laughed.

"Okay, don't be poor, get in the car, and take you to eat."

Xu Rang obediently let him go, and then secretly pressed a kiss on his face while he was not prepared.

Then, like a successful cat, he got into the car with a thief-like smile.

Zhou Zehan suddenly felt that he really thought too much earlier.

What is there to be dissatisfied with being loved so deeply by someone?

Zhou Zehan asked Xu Rang while driving, "What do you want to eat?"

Xu Rang's eyes sparkled: "Hot pot!"

Thinking of the word hot pot, Xu Rang felt that his saliva was about to flow out.In such a big winter, you must eat hot and spicy hot pot to be delicious!

As a doctor, Zhou Zehan's usual living habits can be described as very healthy.Although it is good to eat hot pot in winter like this, eating too spicy food is really not good for the stomach.But seeing Xu Rang's bright little eyes, he felt a little unbearable.

Forget it, he can eat it if he wants to, as long as he doesn't eat it every day.

When the hot pot was served, he was really taken aback. The bottom of the red soup pot was covered with a layer of red chili oil, and there were many red dried chili peppers and green peppercorns. Just smelling like this made people salivate. Chongqing hot pot.However, it is estimated that it will be too hot later.

Xu Rang is a typical example of heavy thunder and little rain. When he was in the car just now, he swore that he was not afraid of spicy food. When the waiter came to ask about the bottom of the pot, he also proudly said that he wanted the hottest one. But now, he is so spicy Inhale hard.

Xu Rang was so hot that his face was flushed, and his nose and tears flowed together.Zhou Zehan continued to brush the hot pot with a calm face, and did not respond except to take off a coat.Xu Rang looked at him with tears in his eyes: "Don't you think this hot pot is really too spicy? I thought it was similar to those so-called super spicy hot pots I used to eat, but I didn't expect it to be fatal!"

Zhou Zehan handed him a glass of juice and replied with a smile: "I seem to have forgotten to tell you that I have been very good at eating spicy food since I was a child. This is a matter of talent."

Xu Rang Nei Niu was full of faces: "..." Does this still require talent-_-|||

Zhou Zehan asked him again: "Are you sure you ate Sichuan hot pot or Chongqing hot pot before?"

Xu Rang was a little embarrassed: "Not sure."

I never noticed that =_=

Zhou Zehan picked up a piece of tripe for him, then picked up a tissue, and wiped his mouth gracefully: "So, before you know whether it is Sichuan-style hot pot, it's best not to blindly order the hottest hot pot."

Xu Rang Nei Niu looked at him with a full face, and realized that the god horse called self-inflicted evil and could not live: "Actually, you are from Sichuan, right?"

Zhou Zehan also learned to joke: "Ah, such a big secret, I didn't expect to be discovered by you."

Xu Rang: "..."-_-|||

Anyway, this dinner was very enjoyable.Although it was hot enough, Xu Rang didn't regret it at all.If you are hot, you can go to Dr. Zhou and ask for a kiss. It's so wonderful! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

As for Dr. Zhou, it was even more pleasant.A man can't refuse a beauty throwing himself in his arms or something, right?Besides, she was still the little beauty I liked, she was so cute when she pouted to kiss him, and secretly sighed that she had found a treasure.

It was already eight o'clock in the evening when the two of them finished their meal, Xu Rang kept yelling and couldn't walk anymore, Zhou Zehan had no choice but to squat down and carry him on his back.

He is still a teenager now, although he is so tall, he is actually very thin, and it is not difficult to carry it on his back.

As the two walked slowly into the house, they said these words one after another. The dim streetlights stretched the shadows of the two people. Looking at them like this, they felt a sense of warmth.Although it is a cold and windy winter day, but because there is a person I love by my side, I feel that it is not so cold.

Speaking of which, this was Xu Rang's second visit to Zhou Zehan.Last time, because of drinking, Dr. Zhou directly carried it on his back, and even slept in the bed without knowing anything about personnel, so how could he know anything.Although he took a good stroll the next morning, because of his own oolong incident, Xu Rang blushed and slipped away as if he had oiled the soles of his feet.

Zhou Zehan opened the door, pulled him in, and kissed him: "Hey, go take a shower first, and I'll get you pajamas."

This time, Xu Rang thought happily in his heart, there should be no surprises this time, right? ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Therefore, when Zhou Zehan was helping him find a change of laundry, he decisively slipped into the room, wanting to see where the things he bought last time were.Taking a casual glance at the layout of the room, Xu Rang went straight to the bedside table next to the bed, and opened the cabinet. Sure enough, the things he bought last time were still there intact, unopened.

Xu Rang stretched out his hand, and was about to take it out to have a look, when he heard footsteps outside the door

Startled, he withdrew his hand, turned his head, and saw Doctor Zhou with a gentle smile on his face: "Why haven't you gone yet?"

When his eyes swept over him, Dr. Zhou showed a meaningful smile: "What else are you looking for?"

"Ah, it's nothing, I'll take a shower first!" Xu Rang couldn't stand Zhou Zehan's expression the most. He seemed gentle and harmless, but why was it so frightening?

Zhou Zehan stretched out his hand to grab someone who seemed to have exploded, put his hands around his thin waist, and whispered in his ear: "Tell me, what were you looking for just now?"

Xu Rang is hugged so affectionately and tenderly by him, his heart is going to jump out, okay?Also, Dr. Zhou, do you know that I really like you, do you know that when you talk to me like this, I can’t hold back, do you know that I can’t breathe like this yeah~

"..."

"Huh? What are you looking for?" A certain doctor deliberately lowered his voice, never tired of it.The originally deep and melodious voice was even more sexy and hoarse, which was so seductive that it made people blush and heartbeat.

Xu Rang was already dizzy, and unconsciously spit out the truth: "...that's what I bought last time."

A certain doctor had a suddenly realized expression: "So that's how it is."

Xu Rang nodded inaudibly, not knowing where to put his hands.

Dr. Zhou raised the corners of his lips, and his voice was like soft silk threads about to be drilled into people's ears: "Hey, we are not in a hurry, come home with me tomorrow..."

Don't worry, don't worry, Xu Rang's head is dizzy, why don't you worry?He is not in a hurry, oh no, he is a little anxious!He is already very eager to have a further relationship with Dr. Zhou.But what does it mean to go home?

go home?go home!

Xu Rang suddenly woke up, "You said go home? Where?"

A certain doctor hugged him dissatisfied, so that he could not move around, and said with a low laugh: "Go back to my house, my mother said that she wants to see her daughter-in-law."

Xu Rang broke away from him, eager to confirm whether he was joking.Did he hear correctly?Doctor Zhou actually wanted to take him home?Does this mean to see mother-in-law?I'm so excited and nervous!

Looking at the boy's widened eyes, Zhou Zehan couldn't help laughing: "What's the matter? Don't you want to?"

Willing to!How could you not want to!

Xu Rang's head was about to break: "Are you serious?"

Zhou Zehan pinched his nose dumbfounded, "When did I ever lie to you?"

Xu Rang had already forgotten about the incident just now, what are you kidding, the most important thing is going home to see her mother-in-law, right?

He is in no mood now, and his heart and lungs are full of tension.The more I think about it, the more afraid I become. Isn’t it often shown on TV? The most difficult thing to deal with in Chinese family relationships is the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.In fact, it's normal to think about it. In the past few decades, the son belonged to the mother-in-law alone. Suddenly, one day, there was a person to share his son, and his son still loves him. As a mother, I must be more or less Some mood depressed friends.

In just ten seconds, Xu Rang's expression had switched from shock to surprise to excitement to nervousness. There was no pressure in the seamless transition, which made Zhou Zehan admire him.Do you dare to enrich the small expression?

Xu Rang's legs trembled a little, and he asked inarticulately: "Tomorrow... Tomorrow... Shall I go back?"

Doctor Zhou nodded with a smile: "I originally planned not to let you see your parents so soon, but then think about it, no matter how ugly a daughter-in-law is, doesn't she have to see her parents? It's better to hit the sun than to choose a date, so go back tomorrow."

Xu Rang: "..."

Are these words sure to comfort him and not hurt him?

Doctor Zhou hugged him to comfort him: "Hey, don't be nervous, my mother is very good."

With a weeping face, Xu Rang asked pitifully, "Really?" She is your mother, so of course you think she is very good.But she is not my mother, besides, she will definitely think that I robbed her son, maybe she will show me some face.

"Really," Doctor Zhou kissed him tenderly, and then pushed him into the bathroom: "Hey, go take a shower quickly, and go to bed early after washing."

Xu Rang's charming mood is gone now, and his mind is completely occupied by the things he will do with the person he is going to meet tomorrow.

Although it is said that there is pressure to be motivated, it is obviously not the case when I go home to see my mother-in-law.

Sure enough, that night, Xu Rang had a nightmare of a miserable little daughter-in-law being bullied by a kind-hearted and cruel mother-in-law.

*****

But my little boy Ye Xiaoxiao had a good dream that night.

The gloomy mood of the past few days became brighter because of the small chat with the Great God tonight. Although Ye Xiaoxiao didn't realize the relationship between it at all, it still didn't hinder his mood.

The other three in the dormitory have been working very well these few days. Ye Xiaoxiao was busy coding, so they consciously didn't bother them. Play games on your own turf.Are you kidding me, Ye Xiaoxiao is the room treasure in their dormitory, okay? He is in a bad mood, would he dare to provoke him?Guang Yanchuan, the younger brother, can easily kill him instantly, but he hasn't reached the point where he can't compete with Yan Chuan.

But tonight is a bit strange. Ye Xiaoxiao's children's shoes didn't stay up late to code words, nor did he wear headphones to listen to radio dramas. Instead, he swiped his phone with great interest. After coming out, Ye Xiaoxiao was in a good mood.

Fatty Wei climbed onto Ye Xiaoxiao's bed timidly, with erratic eyes and a wretched expression, he stretched out his fat paw to touch Ye Xiaoxiao: "Hey, are you in a better mood?"

Ye Xiaoxiao didn't understand why, but still nodded honestly: "What's wrong?"

Fatty Wei became even more gossipy, and smiled: "Hey, Xiao Er, let me tell you, fat brother, are you in a relationship?"