What steps are required to develop a black belly loli?

r1

The 16th year of Daqi has been recorded in history books as the most prosperous period in Daqi.

At this time, if you look down on the land from the sky above Daqi, you will find that Daqi was like this at that time.

The monarch is enlightened, the national style is clean, the country is peaceful and the people are peaceful, the people are prosperous, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and the seasons are like spring; the banner of socialist modernization is held high, and the spring breeze of reform and opening up blows across the land of China...

ah!What a grateful and earth-shattering scene this is!

ah!What a satisfying, convincing and willing country this is!

However, darkness should always coexist with light.What a cruel fact.

No matter how the light of socialist democracy spreads, there will always be some discordant people or things in this world, which are quietly happening in places we can't see...

There is a small town in the east of Daqi, called Linzhuang. Because it is located in the wilderness and the terrain is hidden and complicated, there are few outsiders.

But the arrival of one person seven years ago destroyed all the purity of this pure land.

"what--!!!"

In the early morning, the shrill and tragic screams unique to women pierced the sky from the depths of the woods.In an instant, the masts and sculls were wiped out in ashes and smoke, the leaves shook to the ground, hundreds of birds passed out, and the color of the world changed.

Looking at the reputation, the screams came from the only academy in Linzhuang——捭he Academy.

Could it be...

Has there been a Grim Reaper similar to Conan in schools in this era?

of course not.

In the hall of the academy, a huge toad suddenly jumped out of nowhere on the desk of a young girl.This frog is covered in dark green, its eyes are bulging like bells and shining like torches, and it spreads its feet and soars into the air from time to time, which is truly terrifying.

The girl was dressed in rich and dignified clothes, with delicate features, and she could be seen as a standard lady.She, who should have a dignified figure, stumbled and rolled back several feet away, her eyes were filled with tears of fear, and her eyes were tightly locked on that *amphibian that seemed to jump up to her at any moment. The trembling little hands covered their mouths desperately.The rest of the students in the hall were also young, and they all retreated outside the house, not daring to get close to this scary-looking *creature that seemed to jump up and bite.

After holding on for a few breaths, the frog was about to toss the little loli's book on the table into a pile of pickles, and finally a white and tender hand appeared, and grabbed the extremely ugly creature.

Everyone who was in a mess breathed a sigh of relief.

The scene where the hero saves the beauty is really touching.

This female "hero" is wearing a goose yellow skirt, with suspicious khaki stains on the corners of the skirt; she is about seven or eight years old, with a bunch of braids tied into the sky, looking extraordinarily playful and agile.She twisted her waist and turned around slowly.The whole body seems to be shrouded in the golden light of the Buddha statue.

The hero looked back at the crowd who breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly grinned, that smile was suffocating.

The fact that the two front teeth are no longer there is fully exposed.

The heroine stood on the ground laughing until her entire body was distorted, her mouth cracked up to her ears: "Hahahahahahahahaha!! Hiss—isn't it just a toad that scares you like this!! Hahahaha!!" She desperately Wipe away the saliva gushing out of the big black hole with missing front teeth with his hands: "Hiss—look at your bears!! Hahaha! Didn't Zhao Xiaoya say that you are not afraid of this kind of thing? Look at you Now, the snot is crying, so funny!! If I knew it, I would have brought that little python out! It must have scared you even more! Hahahaha!"

The direct victim, little loli Zhao Ya (actually this is her real name, hey) was so ashamed and angry that she roared inwardly:

I can't stand it! !

This is the fifth time this month, okay?

Whoever likes to be a lady or something!Go to Nima's excellent tutor!

She really wanted to rush forward and lift the table up, and then kill the hideous instigator in front of her, hurry up! !

But she just can't swear and can't move her hands!The scary thing in the hand of this annoying person in front of him is staring at her and still sticking out its long tongue!

Zhao Ya blushed and stomped her feet fiercely:

"You...you...you...Shen Xiaoqiao! I hate you!!!!!! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu by you..." There are two slightly unsightly long strips of viscous liquid.Tears flowed down her usually fair and clean face.

The so-called goddess image collapsed.

I don't know how many onlookers saw this horrific face, their pure boys who yearned for the goddess had their hearts broken into scum.

On the other side, little loli Zhao Ya yelled out this sentence hysterically, and then...

Wept beautifully. [For details, please refer to Ahri's tearful emoticon

Silence.

the other side.

The 47-year-old Kong Qing is the only master of the academy.

In the past, he usually set foot on the way to the academy contentedly after eating the caring breakfast from his good wife at home.But today, for some reason, his heartbeat was extraordinarily violent.The reader's intuition is that something bad is happening.

So he hurriedly nibbled on two steamed buns stuffed with leek and pork and set off.Walking like flying, he walked away less than half a stick of incense, and before he hid the handkerchief to wipe his mouth in his trouser belt, he saw the scene of a close call at the gate of the academy, as well as rushing towards him with tears on his face, and ignoring his good student Zhao elegant.

Oh, Kong Qing stroked the goatee on her chin, thinking silently:

What a disaster.

On this side, Shen Xiaoqiao was petrified by the sudden outburst of the girl who had always been soft-spoken and nice-that is, could be kneaded and flattened by others. Even the sticky toad in her hand The phlegm had covered the entire palm of her right hand and she didn't even notice it.

"Shen Xiaoqiao..." The old and emotionless voice of the master rang out behind Shen Xiaoqiao's ears.

Rao is Shen Xiaoqiao, the king of Lin Zhuangzhuang who is not afraid of the sky and the earth.Hearing this sinister voice, he couldn't help but tremble.A trace of coolness climbed up her neck from her back, Shen Xiaoqiao shrank her neck, and very reluctantly squeezed out a smile of "every lady" that the master strictly demanded, and turned her head very stiffly: "Master hey hey, good morning, master, you look so good today!" You must be in a good mood, right? Haha, I knew it. Oh, this toad got into the hall of our school by accident. Thanks to me, I caught it. It should be..."

The master's patience has reached its limit - Shen Xiaoqiao knows best that whenever the master is angry, his thick gray eyebrows and long beard will tremble up and down, left and right - although she has always felt that this expression is a joke from her previous life It is exactly the same as the "beard blowing and staring" in the past-the only catch is that the master will not stick out his long tongue like a hanged ghost-the funny point just hits her point of laughter.

This time she couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

The master was so angry that he felt bad all over. With trembling hands, he wiped the sweat from his forehead with the handkerchief that he had just wiped his mouth after breakfast, and angrily said: "Ni Nu! You brought ladybugs, grasshoppers, sparrows and even Let’s not mention bringing spiders to the school to scare the old man, but this time, you actually, unexpectedly, brought such an ugly and terrifying... thing, even a good-tempered boy like Zhao Ya... How do you set school discipline? Where?!" The master saw that she was not only not ashamed but also smiling happily, his eyes darkened suddenly, his chest tightened, and he felt his eyes spinning, he staggered two steps; a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, and he stroked his chest hard. It was very difficult to calm down, and said every word firmly, "From today on, you don't have to step into the academy again!"

Ah, I got kicked out of school again.

Shen Xiaoqiao blinked her small eyes, turned around and left very handsomely.

The old man was very soft-tempered, and he calmed down after three to five days.Besides, the old man actually likes her cleverness, he said no less than five times about being expelled from the teacher's school, and every time he just said a few nice words and played foolishly, it was settled.

King Zhuang and Shen Xiaoqiao have almost blind confidence in her personal charm.

Moreover, being kicked out of school was a common occurrence in her previous life.Unexpectedly, after being reincarnated and time-traveled as a child, her nature is still unchanged.

Shen Xiaoqiao walked back with her head down, kicking the stones under her feet from time to time, and glanced casually, only to see that the "tool" she brought today in her hand - the toad - had been squeezed hard by herself at some point and spat out. Bai Mo's tongue stretched out and drove the crane westward.

Rest in peace Toad NO.13, in that world without Shen Xiaoqiao, you will have a better life.

Shen Xiaoqiao was at a loss for more than two years when she first wore it.Thinking about her, a 25-year-old semi-mature woman suddenly became a milk doll with no teeth, if she can accept it, there is something wrong.But fortunately, Shen Xiaoqiao had a very strong ability to adapt, and immediately adapted to this child's body. From one year old to seven years old, she lived like a child should, crying, laughing, and naive. A lot of them—except for this vicious nature of wanting to play tricks on cute animals, and the notoriety of the "brilliant deeds" she has done in the seven years since she was born, she is simply A seven-year-old kid who couldn't be more normal.

Back home, no accident, only Mother Shen was at home preparing lunch.This season is the busy farming period, and Shen's father has to get up early and work hard in the dark.

Shen Xiaoqiao boldly shook off the toad No. 13 in her hand, wiped her sticky hands on the corner of her clothes indifferently, stepped into the kitchen even more boldly, and looked at the busy slender figure in the kitchen full of air. shouted:

"Mom! I'm back!" Smelling the aroma of the food, his eyes glowed green and his mouth watered, "It smells so good, let me see what delicious food Mother made today!"

Shen's mother is a standard Jiangnan beauty, with an oval face and big eyes with far-reaching eyebrows, and a soft smile. A 30-year-old woman looks no different from a 20-year-old woman. What's especially rare is that she gave birth to Shen Xiaoqiao, a fat girl who weighed eight and a half pounds at birth, and she still has a slender waist that is not inferior to a girl's.

"Little Qiao, are you back? Today I made your favorite sweet and sour pork ribs~ It will be ready soon~" Mother Shen turned her head and responded with a smile. She took off her apron and scarf, and picked up a plate full of it with her pale fingers. The ribs, fried golden and buttery, make people very appetizing when they come out of the kitchen and put them on the dining table.

After washing his hands and coming out, most of the food on the plate was gone.In a blink of an eye, Shen Xiaoqiao was squatting on the side and struggling with a huge rib.

"..." Shen's mother was angry and funny, but fortunately, she had long been accustomed to her daughter's stealing behavior, so she helplessly reprimanded Shen Xiaoqiao, who was smacking her mouth contentedly: "Little Qiao, how much did you say?" Wash your hands before eating for the first time, otherwise you will have a stomachache."

Shen Xiaoqiao laughed dryly, and hid her hands as dirty as coal behind her back with a guilty conscience: "Hey hey hey hey hey..."

...Have you ever heard me, kid?

"Why did you come back so early today?" Shen's mother paused, "You got into trouble again and got kicked out by the master?"

"...The best known daughter is Mo Ruomu, my lord!"

After listening to Shen Xiaoqiao's retelling of this morning's majestic deeds, Shen's mother was unable to support her forehead and sighed deeply.

Ever since she had a daughter like Shen Xiaoqiao, she looked in the mirror every day and felt that she was getting haggard day by day at an alarming rate.

Shen Xiaoqiao was already young and mature when she was five years old.At that time, it happened that the grandson next door was getting married, and Shen Xiaoqiao waved her big hand to summon the friends she met from wandering around, and asked them mysteriously:

"Don't you want to know what the bridal chamber is doing?"

That night, a group of curious children successfully sneaked into the new house. Originally, the newlyweds had a harmonious intercourse, and they were very safe in hiding, but unexpectedly, Shen Xiaoqiao, who was very uncomfortable hiding behind the screen, suddenly had an itchy nose and didn't know what to do. Holding back, let out an earth-shattering sneeze.

When Shen Xiaoqiao was six years old, she was very considerate of her family, so she learned to ride on the neck of Shen Ahuang (an ancestral cattle named Shen) and drive it to plow the land.One day, for some reason, she angered the good-tempered Ah Huang—an insider revealed that it was Shen Xiaoqiao who suspected that she had grabbed Ah Huang’s magic weapon—which directly caused Ah Huang to break into someone’s vegetable field in agitation, trampled under the iron hoof, Countless cabbages, greens, and cauliflowers that were growing just died.

Shen Xiaoqiao became obsessed with studying animals when she was seven years old and went to an academy at the same time.Since then, the academy has become a gathering place for all kinds of strange animals.The whole day was restless, and the screams of girls often filled my ears like magic sounds.

Please make up your own mind about the consequences of all the above events.

From the above, the conclusion that can be drawn is that the existence of Shen Xiaoqiao is the misfortune of the Shen family, Lin Zhuang, and even the whole Daqi.