[Zuo Ming] Bone Eater
96 It's a joke
Dinner is finished in a more delicate atmosphere.Speaking of which, Naruto is good at quite a lot of dishes, and with Itachi's help, dinner is still acceptable.However, although the food is rich, there is no laughter at all during the meal.Naruto was just talking to Itachi, while the other two could only watch with their bowls in their hands.
With great difficulty, Sasuke inserted a few words: "Naruto, I want to catch up with my brother tonight. If you don't mind, can you stay here?"
"Of course, Brother Guiyue."
"By the way, I also want to chat with this little devil about ninjutsu. After all, I am still your teacher, so can you let Sasuke-kun stay?"
Naruto didn't raise his head, he hurriedly picked up the rice, stuffed his mouth full, and said vaguely: "In that case, wouldn't it be better for Brother Guiyue to live at Sasuke's house? The two of you can chat freely, and if you want to make gestures, you can do it." Let’s go out together. His house has a lot of space and good facilities, isn’t it more comfortable to live in? Is it too crowded for so many people to live in my house?”
Those words left Sasuke speechless.
Originally, he wanted to let the black-haired boy stay with him, and then let him find a way to get close to Naruto.Unexpectedly, Naruto issued an order to expel the guest immediately, and he also analyzed it in a logical manner.
But as expected of careful planning, Sasuke coughed and said, "That's fine, but didn't you say that I want to catch up with my brother? Besides, we all know each other, so it's okay to live together for a day or two."
Hearing that he was being used as an excuse, Itachi glanced at Sasuke. Naruto was not a fool, so he naturally understood a little bit.Knowing that no matter how much he rejects the other party, he can force the black-haired boy into his home, so he didn't say much.
However, some people have a good plan, but it will be difficult if the other party does not accept the move.After dinner, Sasuke arranged for the boy to clean up the kitchen by himself, and he went to talk to Naruto, but before he could do anything, Naruto found Itachi and arranged a couch and quilt for him.
"It's beginning to fall, Brother Zunyue, be careful not to catch a cold."
Naruto spread the quilt and thoughtfully reminded, Itachi sat aside and replied with great gratitude.
"I'm very grateful to see you preparing things so patiently for me. If you don't mind, what can I do for you?"
Naruto hurriedly waved his hands and laughed, "Haha, why are you being so polite? I'm ashamed that Brother Zunyue is so polite. Brother Zunyue is so polite and polite, and I really seem to be from two worlds."
Hearing this, Sasuke who was standing outside the door nodded.
[Yes, you are people from two worlds and shouldn't be together. 】
But as if to slap him in the face, Naruto's laughter came from the room again.
"But maybe that's why I like Brother Zunyue so much. This is the so-called opposite sex attracts."
……
Hearing this, Sasuke hugged his shoulders and bit his back molars, feeling really uncomfortable.
"Naruto, thank you." Itachi's deep and gentle voice answered. "Because of some problems at present, I may have to live in Konoha for a long time. I apologize for disturbing you. If I can help you in the future, please let me know."
"Really? That's great." Naruto said excitedly: "Brother Zunyue can be my teacher? I think you are amazing! I want to learn ninjutsu from you!"
These words gave Sasuke outside the door a loud slap in the face.He felt his cheeks swell.
【I am your nominal teacher now, Naruto. 】
Who would have thought Itachi readily agreed.
"OK."
But after he finished speaking, he said in a low voice: "I have always promised you to teach you ninjutsu in the past. ... I have always ignored you before, and I failed to do it. If you still want to learn, I will always teach you of."
After saying this, Sasuke was stunned, and he frowned slightly, a little disgusted.
He hates Itachi saying things in such a mournful tone as if he thinks it's the truth.
I hate Itachi and treat this place as an illusion.
As long as Itachi said a little bit, he got a little excited.
Because he thinks he is wrong.
He also didn't want Naruto to hear strange things.
But Itachi himself didn't seem to realize it, until Naruto in the room was also stunned, and asked curiously: "Brother Zunyue, when was it before? Have you seen me in the past?"
This made Itachi choke, and he fell silent.
After a while he shook his head, raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Nothing. I'm just guilty and nostalgic. Guilt about some yellowed memories that are about to come out, and miss some things that have been lost. You give me a lot of emotion, Naruto. No, than Feel more."
Hearing this, although he didn't know what the other party was talking about, Naruto still grinned: "I don't understand, but I know that Brother Zunyue is praising me, that's enough! Each of us will have some misses and memories , do I remind you of someone?"
Itachi was taken aback, moved his lips but didn't say anything, he lowered his head and said, "To be honest, I dare not look into your eyes, Naruto. I won't be able to remember where I am. Time and space are blurred, There is a danger of losing yourself."
Naruto listened and fell silent.
For some reason, he seemed to feel something.
After a long time, he smiled and said: "If looking at me can remind you of your past and the people you miss, then look at me, Brother Zunyue. Don't be afraid of losing yourself and wandering, as long as you have thoughts , the person you miss is your home, even in the sky, that person is with you."
After saying this, Itachi's nerves tensed.
He looked up at Naruto, his words trembling a bit.
"My... home... with me?"
Naruto smiled, his face so familiar and gentle.
"Isn't it? Hahaha, did I say something strange?"
Naruto scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, and said with a big grin, "I don't know how to comfort people, so is it appropriate to say that?"
Itachi saw that his every move was the same as in the past. To be honest, how could he not be tempted at all?For a moment, he was speechless.At this moment, the door was suddenly pushed open and Sasuke walked in with big strides.
"Hey, Brother Guiyue?"
"Well."
Sasuke agreed, sat down next to Itachi, looked at Naruto and said, "My brother has a problem with his old age, and he has a urgency to go to the bathroom at 09:30. I think it's time now, it's time to let He went."
……
Hearing this, Itachi glanced at Sasuke, but Sasuke pretended nothing had happened.The corner of Naruto's mouth twitched and said, "Brother Zunyue looks normal."
Sasuke said: "He also has a problem that he never changes his face when he is in a hurry to urinate, which makes people worry about him."
……
"That's it..." Naruto looked at Itachi, although he didn't know why, but since his "Brother Guiyue" said so, he couldn't ignore it, so he smiled: "That's right, I want to go to the bathroom too, my lord." Brother Yue, let's go together."
"Hey, Naruto!"
Sasuke didn't expect Naruto to answer like this, and immediately said: "Is it too crowded for two people?"
"It doesn't matter, they are all men."
After finishing speaking, Sasuke gave a low tut, and looked at his brother resentfully, but only saw his silent and innocent face.And he really stood up and followed Naruto to the bathroom.
Anyway, whatever trick Sasuke made, Itachi would accept it calmly, without losing a piece of meat.
Seeing the situation like this, Sasuke didn't blame himself for being self-defeating, but felt that this brother was really a thousand-year-old fox who became more and more treacherous, and felt more and more unwilling.
However, did he also follow suit?
What a joke!
But in the end, he couldn't help standing up, excused himself to go to the bathroom, and followed the two slowly.In short, he just wants to monitor Itachi's every move towards Naruto, and he can't be allowed to make small moves.
"Brother Zunyue, do you want to take a bath later?" Naruto asked enthusiastically.
Before Itachi could speak, Sasuke's eyes lit up, and he said immediately, "Brother Guiyue also wants to take a bath! In order to let my hard-working brother have the exclusive use of the bathtub for a while, Naruto and Brother Guiyue should take a bath first."
"That's it, good!"
After the words fell, the three of them walked to the door of the bathroom together.
"Wait a minute, Brother Zunyue, I'll teach you how to use the sink, because the sink at my house has broken down recently, so you have to do this and this to use it."
Naruto twisted the pool and explained to Itachi on the side.Itachi walked up to him and listened carefully.
Seeing this, Sasuke hugged his shoulders, curled his lips, and leaned against the door bored.
However, just when he saw that Naruto and Itachi were getting too close, and he was a little upset, Naruto accidentally turned off the faucet, and a trickle of water spewed out from it, and it hit both Naruto and Itachi. .
Naruto saw it, and apologized in panic: "I'm sorry, Brother Zunyue!" After speaking, he hurriedly turned on the faucet.But it was too late, the two of them were already wet by the time the water was not sprayed.
"I can't help it. It's cold in autumn now. If you don't change clothes quickly, you will catch a cold. I have to let Brother Zunyue take a bath first. I am the same, I am all wet. Brother Zunyue, I have to take a bath with you."
"Hey, what?!"
Itachi didn't respond, Sasuke jumped up first.
He immediately said: "It's okay, Naruto, you wash it first, it doesn't matter what he says. There is a watering pond in the backyard, and he can soak in it."
"Brother Guiyue, what are you talking about? Brother Zunyue is so pitiful."
After the words fell, Naruto immediately started talking about the matter of taking a bath, so three or ten minutes later, there was a happy sound of splashing water in the bathroom, and Naruto and Itachi could be heard chatting briskly, and outside the bathroom, two people, Sasuke and the young Sasuke stared wide-eyed.
The author has something to say: Let’s have some cheerful material ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Then thank you for your enthusiastic Huahua and comments, as well as the praise of the author’s mother. Today I also ask for flowers and flowers and support~~
With great difficulty, Sasuke inserted a few words: "Naruto, I want to catch up with my brother tonight. If you don't mind, can you stay here?"
"Of course, Brother Guiyue."
"By the way, I also want to chat with this little devil about ninjutsu. After all, I am still your teacher, so can you let Sasuke-kun stay?"
Naruto didn't raise his head, he hurriedly picked up the rice, stuffed his mouth full, and said vaguely: "In that case, wouldn't it be better for Brother Guiyue to live at Sasuke's house? The two of you can chat freely, and if you want to make gestures, you can do it." Let’s go out together. His house has a lot of space and good facilities, isn’t it more comfortable to live in? Is it too crowded for so many people to live in my house?”
Those words left Sasuke speechless.
Originally, he wanted to let the black-haired boy stay with him, and then let him find a way to get close to Naruto.Unexpectedly, Naruto issued an order to expel the guest immediately, and he also analyzed it in a logical manner.
But as expected of careful planning, Sasuke coughed and said, "That's fine, but didn't you say that I want to catch up with my brother? Besides, we all know each other, so it's okay to live together for a day or two."
Hearing that he was being used as an excuse, Itachi glanced at Sasuke. Naruto was not a fool, so he naturally understood a little bit.Knowing that no matter how much he rejects the other party, he can force the black-haired boy into his home, so he didn't say much.
However, some people have a good plan, but it will be difficult if the other party does not accept the move.After dinner, Sasuke arranged for the boy to clean up the kitchen by himself, and he went to talk to Naruto, but before he could do anything, Naruto found Itachi and arranged a couch and quilt for him.
"It's beginning to fall, Brother Zunyue, be careful not to catch a cold."
Naruto spread the quilt and thoughtfully reminded, Itachi sat aside and replied with great gratitude.
"I'm very grateful to see you preparing things so patiently for me. If you don't mind, what can I do for you?"
Naruto hurriedly waved his hands and laughed, "Haha, why are you being so polite? I'm ashamed that Brother Zunyue is so polite. Brother Zunyue is so polite and polite, and I really seem to be from two worlds."
Hearing this, Sasuke who was standing outside the door nodded.
[Yes, you are people from two worlds and shouldn't be together. 】
But as if to slap him in the face, Naruto's laughter came from the room again.
"But maybe that's why I like Brother Zunyue so much. This is the so-called opposite sex attracts."
……
Hearing this, Sasuke hugged his shoulders and bit his back molars, feeling really uncomfortable.
"Naruto, thank you." Itachi's deep and gentle voice answered. "Because of some problems at present, I may have to live in Konoha for a long time. I apologize for disturbing you. If I can help you in the future, please let me know."
"Really? That's great." Naruto said excitedly: "Brother Zunyue can be my teacher? I think you are amazing! I want to learn ninjutsu from you!"
These words gave Sasuke outside the door a loud slap in the face.He felt his cheeks swell.
【I am your nominal teacher now, Naruto. 】
Who would have thought Itachi readily agreed.
"OK."
But after he finished speaking, he said in a low voice: "I have always promised you to teach you ninjutsu in the past. ... I have always ignored you before, and I failed to do it. If you still want to learn, I will always teach you of."
After saying this, Sasuke was stunned, and he frowned slightly, a little disgusted.
He hates Itachi saying things in such a mournful tone as if he thinks it's the truth.
I hate Itachi and treat this place as an illusion.
As long as Itachi said a little bit, he got a little excited.
Because he thinks he is wrong.
He also didn't want Naruto to hear strange things.
But Itachi himself didn't seem to realize it, until Naruto in the room was also stunned, and asked curiously: "Brother Zunyue, when was it before? Have you seen me in the past?"
This made Itachi choke, and he fell silent.
After a while he shook his head, raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Nothing. I'm just guilty and nostalgic. Guilt about some yellowed memories that are about to come out, and miss some things that have been lost. You give me a lot of emotion, Naruto. No, than Feel more."
Hearing this, although he didn't know what the other party was talking about, Naruto still grinned: "I don't understand, but I know that Brother Zunyue is praising me, that's enough! Each of us will have some misses and memories , do I remind you of someone?"
Itachi was taken aback, moved his lips but didn't say anything, he lowered his head and said, "To be honest, I dare not look into your eyes, Naruto. I won't be able to remember where I am. Time and space are blurred, There is a danger of losing yourself."
Naruto listened and fell silent.
For some reason, he seemed to feel something.
After a long time, he smiled and said: "If looking at me can remind you of your past and the people you miss, then look at me, Brother Zunyue. Don't be afraid of losing yourself and wandering, as long as you have thoughts , the person you miss is your home, even in the sky, that person is with you."
After saying this, Itachi's nerves tensed.
He looked up at Naruto, his words trembling a bit.
"My... home... with me?"
Naruto smiled, his face so familiar and gentle.
"Isn't it? Hahaha, did I say something strange?"
Naruto scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, and said with a big grin, "I don't know how to comfort people, so is it appropriate to say that?"
Itachi saw that his every move was the same as in the past. To be honest, how could he not be tempted at all?For a moment, he was speechless.At this moment, the door was suddenly pushed open and Sasuke walked in with big strides.
"Hey, Brother Guiyue?"
"Well."
Sasuke agreed, sat down next to Itachi, looked at Naruto and said, "My brother has a problem with his old age, and he has a urgency to go to the bathroom at 09:30. I think it's time now, it's time to let He went."
……
Hearing this, Itachi glanced at Sasuke, but Sasuke pretended nothing had happened.The corner of Naruto's mouth twitched and said, "Brother Zunyue looks normal."
Sasuke said: "He also has a problem that he never changes his face when he is in a hurry to urinate, which makes people worry about him."
……
"That's it..." Naruto looked at Itachi, although he didn't know why, but since his "Brother Guiyue" said so, he couldn't ignore it, so he smiled: "That's right, I want to go to the bathroom too, my lord." Brother Yue, let's go together."
"Hey, Naruto!"
Sasuke didn't expect Naruto to answer like this, and immediately said: "Is it too crowded for two people?"
"It doesn't matter, they are all men."
After finishing speaking, Sasuke gave a low tut, and looked at his brother resentfully, but only saw his silent and innocent face.And he really stood up and followed Naruto to the bathroom.
Anyway, whatever trick Sasuke made, Itachi would accept it calmly, without losing a piece of meat.
Seeing the situation like this, Sasuke didn't blame himself for being self-defeating, but felt that this brother was really a thousand-year-old fox who became more and more treacherous, and felt more and more unwilling.
However, did he also follow suit?
What a joke!
But in the end, he couldn't help standing up, excused himself to go to the bathroom, and followed the two slowly.In short, he just wants to monitor Itachi's every move towards Naruto, and he can't be allowed to make small moves.
"Brother Zunyue, do you want to take a bath later?" Naruto asked enthusiastically.
Before Itachi could speak, Sasuke's eyes lit up, and he said immediately, "Brother Guiyue also wants to take a bath! In order to let my hard-working brother have the exclusive use of the bathtub for a while, Naruto and Brother Guiyue should take a bath first."
"That's it, good!"
After the words fell, the three of them walked to the door of the bathroom together.
"Wait a minute, Brother Zunyue, I'll teach you how to use the sink, because the sink at my house has broken down recently, so you have to do this and this to use it."
Naruto twisted the pool and explained to Itachi on the side.Itachi walked up to him and listened carefully.
Seeing this, Sasuke hugged his shoulders, curled his lips, and leaned against the door bored.
However, just when he saw that Naruto and Itachi were getting too close, and he was a little upset, Naruto accidentally turned off the faucet, and a trickle of water spewed out from it, and it hit both Naruto and Itachi. .
Naruto saw it, and apologized in panic: "I'm sorry, Brother Zunyue!" After speaking, he hurriedly turned on the faucet.But it was too late, the two of them were already wet by the time the water was not sprayed.
"I can't help it. It's cold in autumn now. If you don't change clothes quickly, you will catch a cold. I have to let Brother Zunyue take a bath first. I am the same, I am all wet. Brother Zunyue, I have to take a bath with you."
"Hey, what?!"
Itachi didn't respond, Sasuke jumped up first.
He immediately said: "It's okay, Naruto, you wash it first, it doesn't matter what he says. There is a watering pond in the backyard, and he can soak in it."
"Brother Guiyue, what are you talking about? Brother Zunyue is so pitiful."
After the words fell, Naruto immediately started talking about the matter of taking a bath, so three or ten minutes later, there was a happy sound of splashing water in the bathroom, and Naruto and Itachi could be heard chatting briskly, and outside the bathroom, two people, Sasuke and the young Sasuke stared wide-eyed.
The author has something to say: Let’s have some cheerful material ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Then thank you for your enthusiastic Huahua and comments, as well as the praise of the author’s mother. Today I also ask for flowers and flowers and support~~
You'll Also Like
-
I! The villain leader, the protagonists are mentally broken
Chapter 282 11 hours ago -
Fantasy: The comprehension is against the sky, the Chaos Bell rings nine times at the beginning
Chapter 219 11 hours ago -
After being forced to marry by her stepmother, the Koi wife brings prosperity to the whole family
Chapter 368 11 hours ago -
Genshin Impact: Start by establishing the Kingdom of Winter
Chapter 200 11 hours ago -
Journey to the West: At the beginning, Monkey King was tricked into going to Penglai to find the god
Chapter 211 11 hours ago -
Abnormal survival: Transform into a weird girl
Chapter 200 11 hours ago -
One Piece: Beginning Fusion Wu Liuqi
Chapter 169 11 hours ago -
Chinese Martial Arts: Start as Feng Yuxiu!
Chapter 171 13 hours ago -
I am in Konoha: I have mosquito powers
Chapter 97 13 hours ago -
Zombieland: I Have a Tomb of God
Chapter 222 13 hours ago