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Author: This article has everything about mythology, the cheating of the bullshit, the background of the gods, and the ubiquitous nonsense.Don't enter if you don't like it.

Fuxi died in battle, and Nuwa was heartbroken. To commemorate Fuxi, she conceived a child in her womb. Ten years later, she gave birth to a daughter, named Fengchenxi. (Fuxi, xi is the sun, and xi at sunset.)

After Nuwa's body died, her intestines turned into ten gods and men.The soul ascends to heaven, and is protected by the divine beasts Baizhen and Teng Snake to go to the Heavenly Palace and stay in the Nuwa Palace.But how could Nuwa feel at ease that her own flesh and blood grew up alone in the world, but she was still like a baby after 500 years, and finally took Feng Chenxi's body together to live in the Heavenly Palace.

6 years later.

"Teng Snake, it's such a big palace, so I live in my mother. Sister Baizhen, you, and me, aren't you boring?" Feng Chenxi dragged his chin and continued, "Uncle Lu Ya doesn't know why to come to us. Here to play."

Teng Snake covered Feng Chenxi's mouth nervously, "Xiao Xi, keep your voice down, you will be punished again if you are heard by the empress! You forgot that last time you traveled to the underworld with Lu Ya and released hundreds of After being wronged, the empress punished you to face the wall and think about it for 100 days? You forgot the last time, you got the dragon god drunk, and it rained at the wrong time, and the human crops withered. The empress punished you to go down to the world to plant crops for humans Years? You forgot..."

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, this happened so long ago." In the Nuwa Palace where the four people lived, oh, no, the four snakes lived, Feng Chenxi's only pleasure was to wait. Lu Ya secretly took her out to play, although it never ended well.

"Boom~"

How could there be such a big shock in the heavens.Feng Chenxi and Teng Snake looked at each other for a moment, then rushed to the market and got up and walked out of the room, wanting to find out what happened.

As soon as the two stepped out of the threshold, they bumped into Bai Hao who entered the room, "Bai Hao, what happened?"

"Today, the empress mends the sky for ten thousand years to commemorate, but in the mortal world, King Zhou disrespected the empress and wrote profane poems, and the empress was furious..."

"What did he do to make the empress so angry?"

Feng Chenxi was also curious about what caused her mother to be so angry. Her mother's personality is not easy to get angry. Although she is cold and withdrawn, she has a big heart, and getting angry can only show that King Zhou is really not an ordinary person. In one or two strokes, she caught her mother's fire! "It seems that King Zhou is not an ordinary person."

"Bai Yu doesn't know what to say, Xiao Xi should go to the Nuwa Palace in the mortal world to see for herself!"

Feng Chenxi didn't wait for the snake, and turned around and went to the mortal Nuwa's palace. Sure enough, as soon as he entered the palace, a neat poem was engraved on the powder wall behind the curtain, "The scenery of the Fengluan treasure tent is extraordinary, It is full of lacquered and delicate makeup. Ququyuan mountains are flying emerald colors; dancing sleeves reflect Xia dress. Pear blossoms compete for beauty with rain; peony cage smoke is charming makeup. But it is enchanting and can move, and return to Changle to serve the king. This is the culture of King Zhou Not bad, you actually want to be her father."

Feng Chenxi turned around and flew back to the Nuwa Palace, and Nuwa had also returned to the Nuwa Palace, sitting in the palace with her eyes closed to rest.

"Xi'er, why are you standing outside the hall and not coming in?"

Feng Chenxi walked up to Nuwa with a smile, and said nonchalantly, "Hey, I want to see how beautiful and enchanting Empress Nuwa is."

"Feng Chenxi, how dare you make fun of your mother for wasting your mother to give birth to you and raise you for more than [-] years. You really shouldn't be allowed to be with Lu Ya again."

Feng Chenxi has to clarify here that her mother's impression of being cold and lonely is her mother's impression of the world. In the Nuwa Palace, what the Mother of the Earth must do every day is to nag her like an ordinary mother. .

"Mother, I'm wronged, I just praised my mother's beauty as unparalleled in the world, but I can't break the connection with Master Lu Ya, otherwise I will be very boring." Feng Chenxi wailed with snot and tears.Here, Feng Chenxi's only pleasure is Master Lu Ya and the Moonlight Treasure Box in his hand.

"Hmph ~ Xi'er, can you help me as a mother!" Nu Wa raised her eyebrows and looked at Feng Chenxi who had a pitiful face at this time, and she loved and hated her at the same time.Although he has grown up, his personality is still so stubborn, but sometimes he is cute and cute, so why not make people love and hate him.

"Mother, don't you have many people helping you... don't use me!!" Feng Chenxi had a hunch that this matter must not be a good thing.

"Could it be that Xi'er can tolerate others disrespecting my mother?"

"Mother, there is a saying from people in the future, I think it makes sense." Feng Chenxi stroked his chin and continued with a thoughtful expression, "If you are serious, you will lose."

"Then are you going or not?"

"..." Is there such a fierce person who asks others for help? Although you are my mother, no one can tell that we are mother and daughter when we stand together!Feng Chenxi pouted and muttered to himself.

"Feng Chenxi, although there is no age distinction between us in appearance, you still came out of my womb. At that time, my mother not only had to take care of you in the womb, but also had to take on important responsibilities. She gave birth to you after ten years of pregnancy. For my mother..."

"Mother, I'll go, I'll go!" She has heard these words for 6 years. Do you know what 6 years is? It means that her ears get calloused and then calloused, and then they get calloused again. Now she always feels The ears are bigger than others. "What help?"

"The vigor of the Shang Dynasty is exhausted, but the defeat of Zhou will surely bring harm to innocent lives."

"Oh~ you want me to help you to save those innocent lives at the same time?"

"Ok!"

"Okay." Feng Chenxi nodded and took the job.

Nu Wa was also relieved to see her take over the task, so that she would not go out with Lu Ya to fool around and cause trouble again!Regarding those troubles, Nuwa felt that it would be easier for her to let Feng Chenxi go to the mortal world to do something. "Remember, don't reveal your identity until the last moment."

Seeing that she was still standing where she was, Nuwa didn't seem to want to move. "Why don't you leave?"

"What won't you give me? At least give me some money to buy pants." Feng Chenxi thought about it, it seemed that he hadn't worn pants for hundreds of years, and those pants didn't fit the snake machine at all, people have two legs But they didn't, so why didn't they design one with only one trouser barrel!

"Have you used up the silver taels from last time?"

"The last time Uncle Lu Ya took me to play in the era of the 21st century. I exchanged the knife coins into a thing called RMB, and bought a tool that can transmit sound for thousands of miles, but suddenly found that there are few usable ones here. The electricity. That thing will get moldy..."

"Prodigal son, do you know how hard it is to make money for your mother, you just hang out with that kid Lu Ya all day long, and you don't care about your mother."

"Mother, I'm leaving!" Feng Chenxi turned around and flew away from the Nuwa Palace. She was really afraid that if she went down, she would really perish!

Feng Chenxi jumped down, did not fly, and fell in a straight line, rubbing some clothes on wherever he wanted to land. After landing, Feng Chenxi no longer showed his snake body to others, which also caused Feng Chenxi's lower body to have So little ventilation and coolness.

"On the mountain...it can't be so unlucky!" Feng Chenxi looked around and saw nothing but trees, the air was quite fresh.

When Feng Chenxi was thinking about finding a family in the mountains, he found that the spiritual energy from all around was pouring into one place, "It seems that there is a demon cultivating in front of us."

Curious, Feng Chenxi walked towards the place where the aura poured in, until she reached a cave. As soon as Feng Chenxi approached, she smelled a strong foxy smell from the tip of her nose.It turned out to be a fox's den, Feng Chenxi twitched his lips in boredom, since he came anyway, Feng Chenxi simply walked into the cave to see what kind of fox it was.

As soon as I walked into the cave, I saw foxes, big and small, lying on the ground, and there were all kinds of foxes.There is a nine-tailed white fox lying on the top of the cave. There is not a single white hair on the whole body. This top-quality white fox will definitely sell for a lot of money.

"Who are you, how dare you break into the cave without permission." The white fox felt a strange aura approaching, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a woman without pants looking at him.

"I didn't break in. I asked when I came in."

"When did you ask, why didn't I hear a single sound." The white fox stared at the woman with a pair of eyes, ready to attack at any time.

"I asked silently in my heart."

"How dare you tease me, apprentices and grandchildren, kill this human being." The white fox gave an order, and the other foxes who were lying on the ground immediately got up and attacked the woman at the entrance of the cave.

No way, this kind of thing happened to me when I went to Fan, Feng Chenxi saw the foxes rushing towards him, he forgot to fight in a moment of brain twitch, turned around and ran out of the cave, "Mother, help~"

Feng Chenxi has long been used to the body of a snake, so he couldn't use it easily after changing two feet for a while. Before taking two steps, he tripped himself and fell into the muddy pit with his whole face. Now he has no pants Wear, not even clothes.

"Sister, the person has been caught."

"Chop it into meat sauce and distribute it to disciples and grandchildren."

Chopped into meat sauce?Could it be that all foxes are so ruthless? Feng Chenxi struggled to pull his two little foxes, "Wait a minute, whatever I do, you'll chop me into mincemeat."

"Trespassing into the cave without permission, it's cheaper for you to chop up such crimes into meat paste." The white fox closed his eyes and stopped looking at the woman.

"It's still cheap? It's cheap to chop it into sauce, so what's expensive!"

"Gui naturally eats it alive."

"Don't think that you are great just because you are white!" Feng Chenxi came to the side of the white fox in a flash, rolled up his sleeves with a proud face, "Don't look at my dirty face, I am also white."

This person should also be a cultivator, fearing that the spell will be superior to her, the white fox thought, opened his eyes and glanced at Feng Chenxi, then closed his eyes and ignored it, and the other foxes also tacitly ignored him, only hoping that this person can be resolved soon leave.

Seeing that they didn't pay attention to him anymore, Feng Chenxi had a small face full of confusion. He said to kill him just now, but now he doesn't care about him.Feng Chenxi pursed his lips, and simply went around and lay down behind the white fox. It seemed that this place was the only place in the cave that didn't have a strong foxy smell.

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