inescapable sunshine

Something hit me in the face and I pushed and didn't want to.

The thing relentlessly hit me in the face again, and I pushed it away again.

Finally, the ear was flicked, and there was a throbbing pain.Finally, he opened his eyes reluctantly, and saw Zhang Yanxi, the instigator, with a black face covered with dark clouds.

He said slowly, "Today is Saturday."

"What happened to Saturday?" I asked in a daze.

"Teacher Feng is waiting in the living room."

"Oh! Shit! Didn't you say it earlier!?" I bounced, and then asked, "By the way, brother, how did you get in? I obviously locked the door."

"Are you drunk and stupid? I threw you on the bed last night, and you still locked your ass."

Why is brother with facial paralysis so irritable today?depressed.

I tried to think back.Last night, my father hosted a banquet and invited some relatives and friends to celebrate my admission to F University.

Three rounds of wine, five flavors of food.After eating and drinking, someone came to toast.Then all kinds of relatives, familiar and unfamiliar, familiar and unseen relatives came over to bombard them in turn.After being force-fed to the point of unconsciousness, he vaguely remembered being carried away by Zhang Yanxi.

That’s right, it’s a shoulder. I’m 1.8 meters tall and hung on his shoulders. The food and drinks in my stomach are shaking, rolling, rolling, and when the contents of my stomach are rushing upwards, Zhang Yanxi suddenly said: "If you dare to spit on me, I will throw you into a cesspit, and I will do what I say."

After hearing this sentence, the things that had rushed into the esophagus were so frightened that they quickly fell back.Moreover, I was so drunk that I remembered this sentence so clearly, it is incredible.

When I came back to my senses, Zhang Yanxi was still standing there.

"Brother, you go out for a while, I want to change clothes." In fact, I was putting on clothes, and I found myself completely naked.Could it be that I took off my clothes after getting drunk?This is a bit scary, it seems that I will not be able to drink so drunk in the future.

"Downstairs in ten minutes." He took one look at me and went out.

I watched his back just disappear around the corner, and felt that something was wrong, and then I shouted: "You should close the door anyway!"

Of course no one paid me any attention.So sadly, he wrapped the quilt around his waist and went to close the door by himself.

As the saying goes: Misfortunes never come singly.

The result of a hangover: Lost limbs.

When I stepped off the bed, my legs went limp, my center of gravity was unstable, and I fell to the ground with my chin knocked.There was a "hum" in the whole head, and the pain was so painful that a few teeth were about to fall out.

After getting up, I looked at the mirror on the closet door, and my jaw didn't seem to be swollen.But I'm going!Today is so ugly, not to mention the huge dark circles under the eyes, even the bags under the eyes are coming out.I really can't drink so much in the future.

He quickly showered, washed and dressed, and ran and jumped downstairs.

"Xiaoxu, it's been fifteen minutes, didn't I tell you to come down within ten minutes?" The hateful Zhang Yanxi.

"Then do a hundred push-ups." Teacher Feng's tone was as relaxed as saying: "Let's have breakfast."

I'm hungry, but I still have to do push-ups.I lay down on the ground and followed the standard one by one, not daring to be sloppy at all.

Mr. Feng was in his 30s, and his father called him to be our thug.I didn't know what to call him at the beginning, so I just called him a teacher.

When the father led him to stand in front of us, he said, "These are my two sons, it doesn't matter if you kill them."

Although he didn't mess us up to death, I once suspected that he was messing us up.

As the saying goes: There is a way to decline.

The result of a hangover and hunger: sluggishness.

At the end of the morning training, Zhang Yanxi and I fought against each other.As a result, he punched me straight and not in a hurry, and I didn't dodge it.

"Ah", I was hit in the eye.Covering his eyes and squatting on the ground, he was so cowardly.

Zhang Yanxi stopped and squatted beside me and asked, "Are you all right?"

Teacher Feng came over and took my hand away, looked at it, "It's nothing serious, let's end today, Yanxi, take a hot egg and apply it to him." Then he left.

Ask the nanny to boil some eggs.I was eating with an egg in my hand, and Zhang Yanxi wrapped the egg in a towel to help me apply my eyes.

"Let it last longer, I don't want to be a panda." I didn't dare to look in the mirror, waiting for the swelling to subside.

"Well, does it hurt?" Zhang Yanxi moved lightly.

"It doesn't hurt." I froze.When did Zhang Yanxi become so gentle, such a gentle brother gave people goosebumps.

"Xiaoxu, you went to P city, what should we do with Liu Dian?"

After listening, I sprayed out a mouthful of eggs.It hurts to be touched by the egg that is applied to the eyes.

The most frightening thing is that I sprayed Zhang Yanxi all over his face!I was in a hurry and pulled out a few tissues, "I'm sorry..."

Zhang Yanxi's face was dark, he didn't speak, and then went into the toilet.

After he came out, he sat back in his seat, "Don't you like Liu Dian? Leave him alone?"

The blunt questioning left me speechless for a moment.After silently nibbling the egg in his hand, he took out a carton of milk from the refrigerator and finished drinking, before he said, "How do you know?" I thought only Li Zilu knew.

"You said it when you were drunk last night."

Damn, drunken gibberish.

Zhang Yanxi seemed to see that I hadn't been stimulated enough, and then stabbed me: "Actually, anyone with a discerning eye can see it. The few of us have already guessed like this."

"So even he knows?" I asked cautiously.

"He's so weak, he probably doesn't know."

"It's fine if you don't know." I sighed and said, "There's nothing I can do, I'm going to give up."

"So unconfident? Not like you."

"No, I just don't want to drag him into the muddy water."

"Then, I can do it myself." Zhang Yanxi patted me on the shoulder.

Back in the room, the phone is vibrating, Liu Dian.

"Hey, Xiao Xu, come out and play, congratulations on your admission."

"No, my eyes are swollen and I can't see anyone."

"How did you do it? Is it serious?"

"A small accident, not serious."

"It's okay, brother will find you."

Then "beep, beep", the phone just hung up.

When Zhang Yanxi said this, he didn't know how to face Liu Dian, should he hide or run or escape?well……