Wearing sixty with a male god

Jia Wenxing and Luo Weimin had a fight in the cesspit.

I don't know how this kind of broken leg operation is done. In short, when the villagers salvaged them, these two kept throwing all kinds of things they could get their hands on at each other, so disgusting that they came to catch people. The villagers almost let go and threw them back.

The villagers who watched the excitement were stunned. If anyone tells them that the children from the city are afraid of dirt and smell, they will not believe it. Look at these two in front of them. Even the most sloppy bastard in their village can't do this Such a thing!

With a dark face, Chen Jianguo led a few strong villagers to pick them up. After landing, the two hugged and rolled into a ball again, pinching each other with all their strength. People roll over and hurt themselves.

Doctor Yao, who was called over, stood not far away with a dazed face, and stammered to Chen Jianguo: "This, what should I do, I still don't want to see it!"

Chen Jianguo's face was as if it had been frozen in the refrigerator. He had never seen such a troublesome person in his life!

He bit out a sentence through his teeth: "It's okay, don't you still have the strength to fight, wait until they are tired from fighting."

As a result, most of the villagers in the village watched a miraculous fight. This kind of miraculous event, they can talk about it for three years, and they can remember it for a lifetime!

When Jia Wenxing and Luo Weimin finally lost their strength, Dr. Yao held his nose and checked them. Once the inspection was over, he ran away like a dog and went to Chen Jianguo to report the situation: "It's nothing serious, the pool has just been cleaned. , very shallow, just fell into it and then choked when it was fighting..."

Chen Jianguo quickly understood what Dr. Yao had said, that is, if the two of them didn't mess around, they might not be as miserable as they are now.

He took a speechless glance and realized that the two people who were lying on the ground were retching, their heads throbbing and hurting, what's the matter!

The strangeness of this unexpected incident has completely refreshed the three views of the villagers. People are talking about it everywhere. When Xu Hengzhou came out of the barn, he heard the story of "two educated youths meeting in a cesspit duel".

Xu Hengzhou: "..."

Xu Hengzhou, who has always been calm, had a rare expression blank for a moment. It was almost noon, he heard a noise outside. He heard it sounded like it was coming from the west end of the village. It was far away from his home, and he didn't have the heart to join in the fun. , there is no more control.Now it seems that something happened to the educated youth?

On the way, I happened to meet Xiang Chen who came to pick him up. Xiang Chen suffocated and wanted to tell Xu Hengzhou. As soon as he saw someone, he never stopped talking. Chen's face was all wrinkled together.

He believes that with his poor IQ and comprehension ability, there is really no way to understand the thoughts in the minds of these two people.Other people's brains are filled with water, but for these two people, it is...

Well, he's a good boy and can't swear.

Xu Hengzhou was also silent after listening, and he sighed after a while: "The world is so big, there are so many wonders!"

Xiang Chen nodded in agreement, he no longer underestimated Jia Wenxing, this man's courage was completely incomparable to him.

Xu Hengzhou suddenly thought of something, turned his head and said to Xiang Chen, "Stay away from the two of them from now on."

Xiang Chen nodded fiercely, even if his brother didn't say he would do the same, he is very self-aware, with such a small body, he has never done anything to those two fierce men, and he will definitely run away when he meets him in the future.

The two walked and talked all the way, and in a blink of an eye, they arrived at the door of their house. The tall and thick walls had been built, and even the courtyard gate had been installed. The two door panels were sent by Mr. Chen. He was a carpenter at home and had saved a lot. Timber, I heard that the Xu family needed it, so I brought it directly.

"It was built so quickly?" Xu Hengzhou was a little surprised. He thought it would take a few more days, but he didn't expect the villagers to be so strong.

Xiang Chen happily pulled him around the fence, and said with a crisp and sweet voice with a smile on his face, "Brother, this will be our home from now on!"

"Yes, this is our home." Xu Hengzhou smiled, looking at Xiang Chen with gentle eyes.

At this moment, my restless heart seemed to settle down. It has been seven years since I came to this time and space. In front of them is the small farmhouse waiting for them to build, and they finally have their own home again.

"Brother, it would be great if uncle was here." Xiang Chen smiled and suddenly fell down.

Xu Hengzhou rubbed the top of Xiang Chen's hair reassuringly, and said in a gentle voice, "Don't worry, I'll take you to the northwest to see him when we're more stable."

Xiang Chen's eyes lit up instantly: "Really?"

"Really, when have I lied to you?"

"Brother, you are amazing, I like you the most!" Xiang Chen cheered, ran back and forth twice excitedly, and then circled back in front of Xu Hengzhou, chirping: "Brother, when are we going? Can we see the little baby?" Do I want to bring him a gift? Will the baby dislike me? I..."

Xu Hengzhou was made dizzy by his troubles, and said amusedly: "Okay, okay, don't worry, time is still long, what are you thinking about now?"

Xiang Chen glanced at him and said dissatisfiedly: "Didn't you teach me to plan ahead?"

Xu Hengzhou rewarded him angrily: "I also taught you not to talk back to your brother!"

After speaking, he pushed open the courtyard door and walked in. He and Xiang Chen hadn't had lunch yet, and it would take a while to start the fire, so they had to do it right now, or it would be the afternoon.

While walking, Xu Hengzhou added the big lock to the list of things in his mind. The courtyard of their house has a door without a lock. He has visited other houses. can be plugged in.

But you still need a padlock outside, and it’s better to install one inside, double insurance, so you can rest assured when you sleep at night.

Xiang Chen covered his forehead and followed behind his brother in aggrieved manner, muttering in a low voice: "Tyrant!"

"What did you say?" Xu Hengzhou raised his eyebrows, his ears are very good.

"No, I didn't say anything." Xiang Chen tilted his head and showed a cute smile, flattering him: "Brother, I say you are the best!"

Xu Hengzhou almost laughed out loud, he brushed Xiang Chen's forehead hair, touched the place he knocked just now: "Does it hurt?"

Xiang Chen blinked, felt it, and said honestly: "It hurt a little bit ago, but it doesn't hurt now."

Xu Hengzhou laughed, what a fool.Since Xiang Chen said it didn't hurt, Xu Hengzhou turned around to get firewood and prepared to light the fire for cooking.

"I'll come, I can light a fire." Xiang Chen ran over, grabbed the dry wood from Xu Hengzhou's hand, and skillfully lit a fire.

"What do you want for lunch?" Xu Hengzhou asked.

Xiang Chen frowned, and said with a bitter face: "Don't eat corn mush, I don't really want to eat it recently."

Xu Hengzhou instantly understood what was going on, and said with a broken smile, "Didn't you squeeze in?"

Xiang Chen looked regretful: "I'm curious, I took a look when they came out..."

He really regretted it. Curiosity would not only kill the cat, but also make people unable to eat. He could change food anyway. What should other people in the village do?

"Okay, let's eat something else." Xu Hengzhou agreed.

He never treated Xiang Chen badly in terms of food, he tried his best to find nutritious food for him, and raised Xiang Chen to be healthy and healthy. Apart from those two accidents, he rarely even catches a cold.

Finally, at the request of Xiang Chen, I cooked a pot of seafood porridge. Anyway, everyone went to watch the excitement in the morning, and it was late to go home, and it was late to cook and eat. In the afternoon, there were probably few people going to work.He doesn't have to go to the field, just go to the barn, don't worry about it for a while.

So a pot of seafood porridge was boiled until the rice grains burst open, and the two of them each filled a bowl, and slowly cooled down to drink the slightly hot porridge.

Xu Hengzhou was willing to cut the ingredients, the ingredients inside were very rich, after Xiang Chen ate a crab leg, drank a mouthful of delicious porridge, ate a shrimp, and chewed two shellfish, his eyes were so beautiful that his eyes narrowed.

Ever since the construction started at home, Xu Hengzhou was afraid of being found out, so he took Xiang Chen to eat corn mush for the past few days. He didn't want to eat any more, which was also related to this reason.

Finally, there were no outsiders in the house, so Xu Hengzhou let go of his hands and cooked delicious food for Xiang Chen. After eating so much that Xiang Chen couldn't stop eating, he drank several bowls of seafood porridge, his belly bulged, and his eyes were still fixed on the little that was left. Congee rice.

"Okay, okay, I'll make it for you next time, don't look at it." Xu Hengzhou poured the porridge left in the crock pot into a clean lunch box and put it in the space, picked two sticks of firewood that smelled a little burnt and threw it away Put it in the fire to deodorize, and then rinse the crock with the water stored at home.

Xiang Chen helped his brother tilt the bucket to scoop up water, and looked worried at the bottom of the remaining water: "The water is gone again, it's used up so quickly, I'll bring another bucket back in the afternoon."

Their family lives here, anywhere is good, it is far away, and they are not afraid of being smelled by others if they eat something delicious, but it is too far away from the river bank. Every time Xiang Chen goes to fetch water, he has to go through more than half of the village.

Xu Hengzhou frowned and looked at the wooden barrel at home. Boss Chen knew that they were in a hurry to use it, so he made it and sent it to him.

"Don't worry, when the water tank is ready, I'll fetch water." Xu Hengzhou comforted Xiang Chen, but he had other ideas in his mind.The last time Xiang Chen went to the mountain, it seemed that there was a spring on the mountain when he came back?I don't know what the village chief thinks about digging the canal...

After the two of them had dinner, Xu Hengzhou went to the barn as usual. He didn't always go to do foreign work these days. He told Chen Youshan the truth, he knew how to repair it, but he had never done it before. He had been practicing it for the past few days.

He is a very courageous person. Based on the information he could find in the past few days, he almost dismantled the threshing machine. Fortunately, it was restored in the end.Now that he has figured out the principle of it seven to eighty-eight, even if there are other problems with the threshing machine in the future, he is confident that it will be repaired soon.

With a plan in mind, Xu Hengzhou quickened his movements, and within two hours of leaving in the afternoon, Xu Hengzhou repaired the threshing machine.He tried stepping on it himself, and it worked perfectly.

When Xiang Chen heard the news, he was still collecting firewood all over the village. In order to make tea for the villagers who came to help, their family used a lot of firewood these days.Looking at the pile of firewood that was getting smaller and shorter, Xiang Chen felt panicked in his heart, and whenever he was free, he came out to collect firewood with his small back basket on his back.

"Why are you still here, kid? Your brother has repaired the threshing machine!" Aunt Yu followed the villagers to the barn, met Xiang Chen who was still in a daze, and quickly dragged him along.

It's fixed? !Only then did Xiang Chen realize that he didn't need to be pulled anymore. His legs moved so fast that he didn't even care about the firewood in the small back basket. He followed the others and rushed to the barn.

The barn has been tightly surrounded by the villagers. I don't know what day it is today. One after another, the villagers can almost see their experience watching the excitement, and there is not even a gap in the crowd.

It's fine if you didn't squeeze in last time, but this time it's thanks to his brother, how can you not see it?Xiang Chen tried his best to squeeze it in with all his strength.

Fortunately, he is not fighting alone this time. Aunt Yu yelled: "Give way, everyone, let Xu Zhiqing's younger brother go in first! Speaking of you, it's you, I feel out of the way, don't crowd people and children... ..."

At this time, Xu Hengzhou's reputation was so good that when the villagers heard about it, they all made way for Xiang Chen.Xiang Chen was a little flattered, and with a subtle sense of pride, he quickly walked through the path made by the villagers and walked to the innermost part.

There is an open space in the innermost part, and in the middle is the real protagonist, the threshing machine.His brother was standing next to the threshing machine, and beside him were several big men in the village, the village head Chen Youshan, several production team leaders, including Chen Guomin from the other side of the river, who rushed over when they heard the news.

When Xu Hengzhou saw Xiang Chen, he smiled and waved at him, and a panting voice came from outside the barn: "Here it is, let it go..."

The onlookers made another opening to allow Chen Jianshe, who was holding a bundle of grass, to enter.The threshing machine has not been repaired, Xu Hengzhou doesn't count, he must have used it to know.It's a pity that at this time, the crops in the field have just grown small seedlings, otherwise Chen Youshan would try to pull one out for him despite his distress.

Fortunately, there is a kind of wild grass in their mountain with tassels on it, which can be used to test whether the threshing machine can work. Chen Jianshe was ordered to find this kind of grass just now.

"Give it to me." Chen Youshan snatched the grass from Chen Jianshe's arms, pinched a bundle by himself, stepped on the pedal below, and used it skillfully.

"Yo, move!"

"Come out, come out!"

"I see the end, look quickly, look quickly!"

Everyone in the village cheered and yelled excitedly, Chen Youshan's face was flushed, and he stepped on it with extra vigor.

"Father, let me give it a try." Several other people looked greedy, but Chen Jianguo asked Chen Youshan shyly because he was his own.

Chen Youshan was so beautiful that he was about to go to heaven, so he used another bunch of grass, and then gave the threshing machine to Chen Jianguo. After Chen Jianguo tried it, Chen Fu and Chen Guomin also tried it, and they all said it was very easy to use, even better than before. make!If the grass that Chen Jianshe found hadn't run out, they would definitely continue to try.

It is impossible to use it better than the first time, but the machine is a bit rough after being used for a long time. After Xu Hengzhou repaired it, he secretly added a little oil. Of course, the most important thing is the psychological effect of these people.

"Let's try it too!" After the village boss tried it, the surrounding villagers were also tempted. It has been a long time since I have used this precious guy, but I am really panicking.

Seeing Chen Youshan's smiling face, Xu Hengzhou seemed ready to agree, and hurriedly stopped him: "I forgot to tell you, this threshing machine broke down last time because..."

He tried his best to explain the reason why the machine broke down to Chen Youshan and the villagers, which made everyone stunned.

After he finished speaking, Chen Youshan suddenly said: "That is to say, this machine has to be like a human, and it has to rest?"

Xu Hengzhou nodded: "Do you think that the body is sore when people work all the time? That's because the body is overused. The same is true for machines. If you keep using them, the parts inside will wear out severely, and after using them, they will directly break down. "

"Understood!" Chen Youshan patted his thigh, "No wonder our threshing machine is broken, it's because it's tired, it won't move when it's tired and sick!"

Xu Hengzhou was stunned for a moment, thinking about it, too much wear and tear does not mean that he is tired.

"Then how do I fix it in the future? Does it need to be repaired? What's the point of repairing it?" Chen Jianshe asked hastily.

Chen Youshan slapped him on the head: "Forget about being stupid, didn't you hear what Xu Zhiqing said? Let it rest and be like a human being. Don't be too tired."

The villagers nodded one after another, the village chief was the smartest, Xu Zhiqing understood as soon as he said it, no wonder he was able to be the village chief.

"That's what it means." Xu Hengzhou said with a smile: "In the future, everyone should pay attention when using it. Don't step on the pedal too hard. Use it for a while and stop for a while, so that the life of the machine can be long."

Everyone showed a teachable expression, and their eyes were still shining with curiosity. It was the first time they heard this kind of statement. The machine is like a human. How amazing!

The author has something to say: Today my cousin asked me to go out for dinner, and I said I didn't want to go.

My brother: "There is a handsome little brother, come quickly!"

Me: "Is there a young lady? If not, I won't go."

My brother: "Single dogs still have the nerve to pick and choose?"

Me: crying with anger.jpg

I really want to throw my three thousand harem backhand at my brother's face!