My wife lives opposite the door
Chapter 3 People Who Say They Are Stupid While Others Are Stupid
Since Xiao Ye admitted that those words were a joke that day, Xie Se's defense against Xiao Ye has dropped a lot, and getting along with him has become more casual, and occasionally he will visit Xiao Ye's place.When he saw Xiao Ye's clean nest, he suddenly started to feel embarrassed about his own room. Is it really okay for an old man's house to be so clean!
Xie Se's life is a bit upside down, plus he is lazy and doesn't know how to cook. He eats takeaway or instant noodles for three meals a day.These kinds of things have happened quite a lot in these years, so that delicate stomach problem also fell on him.
But now there is no need to worry!Xiao Ye is simply an awesome life all-in-one machine!As he said, you can do housework, cook, wash clothes, mop the floor, clean the floor, and everything, the key is free!This touched Xie Se's affection for Xiao Ye has reached another level, and he really can't be more satisfied!
On this day, Xie Se slipped into Xiao Ye's nest again, closed the door, and sat on the sofa waiting for dinner.Xiao Ye didn't mind either, he shouted while cooking in the kitchen, "Daughter-in-law, please sit down for a while, it will be fine soon!"
Xie Se's hand holding the remote control paused, and a few black lines flashed across his forehead. Although he made it clear, Xiao Ye still called him his daughter-in-law... Anyway, it's still a bit awkward.
Xiao Ye cooked very fast, and after a while, three dishes and one soup were served. Xie Se's eyes were straightened, and he went to wash his hands and began to eat.
Xie Se was just like what Xiao Ye described when he saw it for the first time, a beauty is definitely not a handsome guy!
Xie Se's eyes are a little narrow and long, although the corners of the eyes are not upturned, but when looking at you, it still makes your heart beat non-stop.The bridge of his nose is not very straight, even a little collapsed, but when he sniffs, it is unusually cute.And mouths and mouths!My daughter-in-law is always pretty, especially when she is eating the meals she cooks, she looks even more charming, like a kitten who has been hungry for a long time... Wait, it has been hungry for a long time!
"Daughter-in-law, you haven't eaten lunch yet!" Xiao Ye's eyes widened, watching Xie Se slowly nod his head, and he wailed angrily, "Daughter-in-law, why don't you eat at noon! Don't you eat?" Do you know that you have a stomach problem! Could it be that my cooking is not delicious!"
"No... your cooking is delicious." The corners of Xie Se's mouth twitched, he looked at the man who was rolling and messing around at the dining table, hooked the corners of his mouth, and a trace of warmth slipped in his heart, "But I don't have much time, and A few illustrations to draw."
"I remember that wasn't the task I tossed about the day before yesterday?" Xiao Ye blinked, "And it's not in a hurry."
"No, the deadline is tomorrow..." Xie Se suddenly gave a "thud", "Oh, I seem to have three paintings that I haven't painted yet..."
"Daughter-in-law, you won't delay all the manuscripts until the last day again..." Xiao Ye looked at Xie Se, whose head was so low that he was about to bury it in his rice bowl, and sighed softly, "Don't do this next time, What if you have a stomach attack again?"
"No, after a while of work, there will be..." Before Xie Se finished speaking, Xiao Ye said again, "No, why do you have time to download dungeons but not time to draw!"
……
Is it really good to be so smart at this time?
Although he was really with them yesterday from two o'clock in the afternoon to seven o'clock in the evening, and then went to participate in the activities of the guild and did not go to bed until ten o'clock, and at that time he still deeply remembered that his drawing had not yet painting……
Come on!Why does he take care of himself!
"You don't seem to have the right to control me, do you? We're just a little more familiar than strangers..." Xie Se thought for a while before saying this, but the man who was originally energetic suddenly froze there .
Xie Se only felt his heart twitch, and his hand holding the chopsticks tightened. He lowered his head and tried not to look at the sad expression of the man, and also tried his best to hide his own expression.
"Are you qualified...?" The man's low voice sounded, and the voice that had been deliberately raised by him returned to his original position at this moment, but the deep voice made Xie Se feel a burst of tension and fear.
"Aren't you my daughter-in-law! No, daughter-in-law! Don't tell me the copies of the games you play on TV these days are all fake!"
"..." He underestimated the opponent's destructive power.
The originally stiff atmosphere was broken up immediately, Xie Se quietly raised his head and glanced at Xiao Ye, and saw a hurt expression on Xiao Ye's masculine face, with a little water in his eyes, as if he was about to cry Same.He pursed his mouth aggrievedly, put his chin on the table, and looked at Xie Se with some dissatisfaction, "Daughter-in-law, you rode me to take pictures of the scenery yesterday, you even smoothed my hair, you, you even ate my hair Sweet and sour pork ribs, I ate them all! Now you actually say that I am not qualified, and that we are strangers!" It seems that they are really just strangers...
Xiao Ye hid that trace of disappointment in his shining eyes, and without a surprise, he got a blank stare and a burst of cursing from the other party, "I told you not to call me daughter-in-law, it will have a bad influence. Also, do you remember that What are you doing! Second-hand goods!"
"I'm not second!" It was Tao Tao who said that to grab a wife, you must first grab her stomach, and he was the one who was wrong and stupid!
It's not stupid to do what he said!
Just as the two of them stared at each other, there was a loud noise from upstairs.
"I told you that I didn't steal!!" A sharp female voice pierced through the wall and went straight into the ears of the two of them. After a while, a female voice with a deeper male voice sounded, " I didn't say that."
"You have what you have! Otherwise, why would you unplug my network cable!"
"I said the computer was on until 08:30 at the latest."
"I'm not a child!"
"You're not much older than me."
"..." The female voice seemed to have nothing to say. After the two of them were silent for a while, the female voice continued, "No, it's obvious that you are older than me..."
Xiao Ye and Xie Se: "..."
"No, why do I think this voice is very familiar?" Xiao Ye was taken aback for a moment, and Xie Se was also taken aback when he heard what Xiao Ye said, and then murmured, "It sounds like a cashew nut..."
Having said that, the two of them looked at each other, gave up the confrontation for a while, opened the door and rushed out, and sure enough, they saw two women standing at the stairs, one with long hair and shawl, the other with short hair and sharp eyes and indifferent eyes.Xiao Ye glanced at the long-haired woman, and said softly, "I'm sorry, what the hell..."
"Come on, Liuwei, why are you here!" Tang Tang was also startled, and then her eyes fell on Xie Se.Her eyes moved up and down, and after looking at the two of them, she said to Xie Se, "Could you be Ye Shi?"
Xie Se nodded silently.
"I said why you moved here, so that's the reason." The short-haired woman glanced at Tang Tang and snorted coldly, "What else do you have to say now?"
"Yes..." Tang Tang drooped his head, scratched his long hair angrily, and yelled, "That's Ji Ji! No matter how much you think about it, you won't get me mixed up with them, right?!"
"Can the ones downstairs stop making noise?" Another male voice rang out. Xie Se looked up, and happened to meet the guy with the baby face. He seemed to be awake, rubbing his eyes while looking down Let's go, "I downloaded the dungeon very late yesterday, and you guys were arguing here in the early morning, and... I got involved! Damn it! Why did I hear the voice of cashew nuts!"
"Teammates!" Xiao Ye suddenly became excited. He ran to the man in three steps at a time, put his arms around his body, and kept howling, "You actually live here too! You really are a good teammate. My happiness is also personally guiding me! Come on, come on!"
"Who is your teammate!" Tao Tao angrily pushed Xiao Ye away, but her mind froze in the next second, "No, I've already woken up, but why..."
Xie Se, who was the calmest in the audience, raised his head, with a fierce look in his eyes, "All the members of the Feeling Guild live in the same building?"
Why didn't he notice this damn phenomenon after living here for two years!
Silence all over...
After a while, Tao Tuo cleared his throat and said, "Eat grape skins and don't spit out grapes...the real name is Tao Tuo..."
"Invincible little waist, real name Tang Tang..."
"I'm Tang Tang's girlfriend, Qiu Sha."
"Night, thank you."
"I am Liuwei Liuwei! My real name is Xiao Ye!"
"Secondary goods!"
Xie Se, who was scolded by everyone as a dick, silently retreated into the corner, "I'm not dick at all..."
But to be able to meet my guild's friends in the three-dimensional world, it should be said to be lucky or unlucky...
That night, several people gathered at Xiao Ye's house, chatted together, and enjoyed Xiao Ye's craftsmanship.Tao Tao even brought Qin Jiao over, and the already small house seemed even smaller.
Xie Se didn't like to speak in front of so many people, and he was also his online friend, so he went into the kitchen, in the name of helping Xiao Ye, but in fact he avoided their topic.Little did he know that his behavior caused everyone present to let out a soft "oh".
Xiao Ye was cooking in a lace apron, when seeing Xie Se come in, he said quickly, "Daughter-in-law go out and sit, there is a lot of oily smoke in the kitchen."
"It's okay, it's too noisy outside, I'm not used to it." Xie Se shook his head, "Is there anything I can do to help?"
"No need, why would I want my wife to help me with the work, hehe." Xiao Ye blinked and looked at Xie Se, but he kept turning the pot and cooking vegetables in his hands, his movements were quick and quick, and the speed of cooking was also very fast.Xie Se looked at his skillful movements, and his brows and eyes softened a lot.
He looked at the man in front of him, as if there was a magic power in him that attracted him, making him unable to move his eyes away.He is like the most comfortable big bed, allowing him to relax and not have to worry about other things.
It seemed that in front of him, he could do whatever he wanted without any worries.
"Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law? Why, look at me stupid!" Xiao Ye waved in front of Xie Se, and finally saw Xie Se come back to his senses.Seeing Xiao Ye Erer's smile, Xie Se turned his head and didn't say anything, he just took out the dishes on the table to cover up his stupid embarrassment just now.
But he didn't expect that the moment he turned around, a doting smile appeared on Xiao Ye's face.
The author has something to say:
Xie Se's life is a bit upside down, plus he is lazy and doesn't know how to cook. He eats takeaway or instant noodles for three meals a day.These kinds of things have happened quite a lot in these years, so that delicate stomach problem also fell on him.
But now there is no need to worry!Xiao Ye is simply an awesome life all-in-one machine!As he said, you can do housework, cook, wash clothes, mop the floor, clean the floor, and everything, the key is free!This touched Xie Se's affection for Xiao Ye has reached another level, and he really can't be more satisfied!
On this day, Xie Se slipped into Xiao Ye's nest again, closed the door, and sat on the sofa waiting for dinner.Xiao Ye didn't mind either, he shouted while cooking in the kitchen, "Daughter-in-law, please sit down for a while, it will be fine soon!"
Xie Se's hand holding the remote control paused, and a few black lines flashed across his forehead. Although he made it clear, Xiao Ye still called him his daughter-in-law... Anyway, it's still a bit awkward.
Xiao Ye cooked very fast, and after a while, three dishes and one soup were served. Xie Se's eyes were straightened, and he went to wash his hands and began to eat.
Xie Se was just like what Xiao Ye described when he saw it for the first time, a beauty is definitely not a handsome guy!
Xie Se's eyes are a little narrow and long, although the corners of the eyes are not upturned, but when looking at you, it still makes your heart beat non-stop.The bridge of his nose is not very straight, even a little collapsed, but when he sniffs, it is unusually cute.And mouths and mouths!My daughter-in-law is always pretty, especially when she is eating the meals she cooks, she looks even more charming, like a kitten who has been hungry for a long time... Wait, it has been hungry for a long time!
"Daughter-in-law, you haven't eaten lunch yet!" Xiao Ye's eyes widened, watching Xie Se slowly nod his head, and he wailed angrily, "Daughter-in-law, why don't you eat at noon! Don't you eat?" Do you know that you have a stomach problem! Could it be that my cooking is not delicious!"
"No... your cooking is delicious." The corners of Xie Se's mouth twitched, he looked at the man who was rolling and messing around at the dining table, hooked the corners of his mouth, and a trace of warmth slipped in his heart, "But I don't have much time, and A few illustrations to draw."
"I remember that wasn't the task I tossed about the day before yesterday?" Xiao Ye blinked, "And it's not in a hurry."
"No, the deadline is tomorrow..." Xie Se suddenly gave a "thud", "Oh, I seem to have three paintings that I haven't painted yet..."
"Daughter-in-law, you won't delay all the manuscripts until the last day again..." Xiao Ye looked at Xie Se, whose head was so low that he was about to bury it in his rice bowl, and sighed softly, "Don't do this next time, What if you have a stomach attack again?"
"No, after a while of work, there will be..." Before Xie Se finished speaking, Xiao Ye said again, "No, why do you have time to download dungeons but not time to draw!"
……
Is it really good to be so smart at this time?
Although he was really with them yesterday from two o'clock in the afternoon to seven o'clock in the evening, and then went to participate in the activities of the guild and did not go to bed until ten o'clock, and at that time he still deeply remembered that his drawing had not yet painting……
Come on!Why does he take care of himself!
"You don't seem to have the right to control me, do you? We're just a little more familiar than strangers..." Xie Se thought for a while before saying this, but the man who was originally energetic suddenly froze there .
Xie Se only felt his heart twitch, and his hand holding the chopsticks tightened. He lowered his head and tried not to look at the sad expression of the man, and also tried his best to hide his own expression.
"Are you qualified...?" The man's low voice sounded, and the voice that had been deliberately raised by him returned to his original position at this moment, but the deep voice made Xie Se feel a burst of tension and fear.
"Aren't you my daughter-in-law! No, daughter-in-law! Don't tell me the copies of the games you play on TV these days are all fake!"
"..." He underestimated the opponent's destructive power.
The originally stiff atmosphere was broken up immediately, Xie Se quietly raised his head and glanced at Xiao Ye, and saw a hurt expression on Xiao Ye's masculine face, with a little water in his eyes, as if he was about to cry Same.He pursed his mouth aggrievedly, put his chin on the table, and looked at Xie Se with some dissatisfaction, "Daughter-in-law, you rode me to take pictures of the scenery yesterday, you even smoothed my hair, you, you even ate my hair Sweet and sour pork ribs, I ate them all! Now you actually say that I am not qualified, and that we are strangers!" It seems that they are really just strangers...
Xiao Ye hid that trace of disappointment in his shining eyes, and without a surprise, he got a blank stare and a burst of cursing from the other party, "I told you not to call me daughter-in-law, it will have a bad influence. Also, do you remember that What are you doing! Second-hand goods!"
"I'm not second!" It was Tao Tao who said that to grab a wife, you must first grab her stomach, and he was the one who was wrong and stupid!
It's not stupid to do what he said!
Just as the two of them stared at each other, there was a loud noise from upstairs.
"I told you that I didn't steal!!" A sharp female voice pierced through the wall and went straight into the ears of the two of them. After a while, a female voice with a deeper male voice sounded, " I didn't say that."
"You have what you have! Otherwise, why would you unplug my network cable!"
"I said the computer was on until 08:30 at the latest."
"I'm not a child!"
"You're not much older than me."
"..." The female voice seemed to have nothing to say. After the two of them were silent for a while, the female voice continued, "No, it's obvious that you are older than me..."
Xiao Ye and Xie Se: "..."
"No, why do I think this voice is very familiar?" Xiao Ye was taken aback for a moment, and Xie Se was also taken aback when he heard what Xiao Ye said, and then murmured, "It sounds like a cashew nut..."
Having said that, the two of them looked at each other, gave up the confrontation for a while, opened the door and rushed out, and sure enough, they saw two women standing at the stairs, one with long hair and shawl, the other with short hair and sharp eyes and indifferent eyes.Xiao Ye glanced at the long-haired woman, and said softly, "I'm sorry, what the hell..."
"Come on, Liuwei, why are you here!" Tang Tang was also startled, and then her eyes fell on Xie Se.Her eyes moved up and down, and after looking at the two of them, she said to Xie Se, "Could you be Ye Shi?"
Xie Se nodded silently.
"I said why you moved here, so that's the reason." The short-haired woman glanced at Tang Tang and snorted coldly, "What else do you have to say now?"
"Yes..." Tang Tang drooped his head, scratched his long hair angrily, and yelled, "That's Ji Ji! No matter how much you think about it, you won't get me mixed up with them, right?!"
"Can the ones downstairs stop making noise?" Another male voice rang out. Xie Se looked up, and happened to meet the guy with the baby face. He seemed to be awake, rubbing his eyes while looking down Let's go, "I downloaded the dungeon very late yesterday, and you guys were arguing here in the early morning, and... I got involved! Damn it! Why did I hear the voice of cashew nuts!"
"Teammates!" Xiao Ye suddenly became excited. He ran to the man in three steps at a time, put his arms around his body, and kept howling, "You actually live here too! You really are a good teammate. My happiness is also personally guiding me! Come on, come on!"
"Who is your teammate!" Tao Tao angrily pushed Xiao Ye away, but her mind froze in the next second, "No, I've already woken up, but why..."
Xie Se, who was the calmest in the audience, raised his head, with a fierce look in his eyes, "All the members of the Feeling Guild live in the same building?"
Why didn't he notice this damn phenomenon after living here for two years!
Silence all over...
After a while, Tao Tuo cleared his throat and said, "Eat grape skins and don't spit out grapes...the real name is Tao Tuo..."
"Invincible little waist, real name Tang Tang..."
"I'm Tang Tang's girlfriend, Qiu Sha."
"Night, thank you."
"I am Liuwei Liuwei! My real name is Xiao Ye!"
"Secondary goods!"
Xie Se, who was scolded by everyone as a dick, silently retreated into the corner, "I'm not dick at all..."
But to be able to meet my guild's friends in the three-dimensional world, it should be said to be lucky or unlucky...
That night, several people gathered at Xiao Ye's house, chatted together, and enjoyed Xiao Ye's craftsmanship.Tao Tao even brought Qin Jiao over, and the already small house seemed even smaller.
Xie Se didn't like to speak in front of so many people, and he was also his online friend, so he went into the kitchen, in the name of helping Xiao Ye, but in fact he avoided their topic.Little did he know that his behavior caused everyone present to let out a soft "oh".
Xiao Ye was cooking in a lace apron, when seeing Xie Se come in, he said quickly, "Daughter-in-law go out and sit, there is a lot of oily smoke in the kitchen."
"It's okay, it's too noisy outside, I'm not used to it." Xie Se shook his head, "Is there anything I can do to help?"
"No need, why would I want my wife to help me with the work, hehe." Xiao Ye blinked and looked at Xie Se, but he kept turning the pot and cooking vegetables in his hands, his movements were quick and quick, and the speed of cooking was also very fast.Xie Se looked at his skillful movements, and his brows and eyes softened a lot.
He looked at the man in front of him, as if there was a magic power in him that attracted him, making him unable to move his eyes away.He is like the most comfortable big bed, allowing him to relax and not have to worry about other things.
It seemed that in front of him, he could do whatever he wanted without any worries.
"Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law? Why, look at me stupid!" Xiao Ye waved in front of Xie Se, and finally saw Xie Se come back to his senses.Seeing Xiao Ye Erer's smile, Xie Se turned his head and didn't say anything, he just took out the dishes on the table to cover up his stupid embarrassment just now.
But he didn't expect that the moment he turned around, a doting smile appeared on Xiao Ye's face.
The author has something to say:
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