Urban Oddities: The Seven-Day Cycle

Ao Lie took a few puffs of cigarettes and asked Tian Tian, ​​"Would you like one?"

Tian Tian shook his head and slapped Ao Lie with his tail.

Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong went to the police station to find someone. Ao Lie didn't like this place, so he waited outside, squatting beside him every day. In just one hour, there was an endless stream of people who came to watch and take pictures. Ao Lie was handsome , the size of Tiantian is huge, sitting in front of the police station with a person and a dog, it is very eye-catching, especially Tiantian, a big fluffy lump, the girls have to touch it after taking a group photo, Ao Lie explained a few things at the beginning They didn't bother to answer any questions later, so they just answered casually.

"What a big dog, handsome guy, do you have one?"

"Well, I raised it."

"Wow!" (Fart!)

"It's not easy to raise such a big one! Can it pick up slippers and newspapers?"

"meeting."

"Wow!"

"Every day after get off work, it comes here with its slippers in its mouth. It is very obedient." Ao Lie was idle and bored, so he simply started talking nonsense. It's full of smoke.

Tiantian was so stimulated that he sneezed several times, his nose flowed, and he rolled around on the ground, causing the onlookers to take pictures again and again, calling him cute, with so many people watching him, of course Tiantian didn't dare to bite him, Ao Lie felt in his heart An Shuang, just thinking about puffing a few more puffs of smoke to bully it, suddenly stood up every day, put his front paw on Ao Lie's shoulder, and licked his neck.

"So cute, so cute!" The crowd who didn't know the truth continued to take pictures, wagging their tails every day, barking happily, and leaned into Ao Lie's ear, but made a threatening grunt. Ao Lie could feel wet His saliva dripped down his neck, he didn't eat every day, he was so hungry, Da Seafood dared to tease him, he didn't want to live anymore?

When a young man came over with food, he found a group of people taking pictures around something, and walked over curiously, one person and one dog inside raised their heads to look at him at the same time.

The young man looked them up and down, tilted his head, and motioned for another place to talk.

There is a small park near the police station, where birds are singing and flowers are fragrant, and the environment is elegant. A young man sat on a bench, touched Tiantian, and asked directly, "Is this Xiaotian dog?"

Ao Lie hummed. From the first glance, he saw that this young man had an extraordinary temperament, and he might be a cultivator of a certain sect. Now that he revealed Tian Tian's identity as soon as he opened his mouth, this made Ao Lie more sure of his judgment .

A little paper crane was poking around in the man's pocket for a long time, Ao Lie kept peeking at it, not sure what it was, the man didn't hide it, took out the little paper crane and said: "Go, play with new friends Bar."

The little paper crane wobbled to Tian Tian's place, stopped on its wet nose, and tilted its head to look at this big friend.

I am so happy every day, sticking out my tongue and flipping up to lick it.

The two partners were having fun, and the man stretched out his hand to Ao Lie: "My name is Lei Ting, a disciple of Kunlun Mountain Wuweizi."

Ao Lie shook hands with him: "Oh, you are Lei Ting, I've heard of you, I'm Ao Lie."

Lei Ting thought he had heard wrong, and looked at him suspiciously.

Ao Lie explained: "My father is Ao Run from the West Sea Dragon Palace."

Lei Ting suddenly realized: "Prince Long came all the way to play in the world?"

Ao Lie said bitterly, "He's here to work."

Thunder: "..."

In terms of fighting for father, Ao Lie is undoubtedly the big winner. He has a father who is very good at doing business. In the Dragon Palace of the Four Seas, only Ao Run, the Dragon King of the West Sea, has a business that is blooming everywhere in the fairy world. In recent years, it has a tendency to develop in the world. , I am used to being pampered and pampered. I don’t have to worry about anything, but I don’t have enough life experience. If I come to take over a company in the world, I will definitely not be able to do it. So Ao Run threw his son up and told him to live hard by himself. Check out the environment.

After thinking about it like this, Lei Ting was relieved, but he couldn't figure out why the Xiaotiangou, who couldn't beat him, would be with Prince Long?

Ao Lie knew what Lei Ting wanted to ask, so he took the initiative to explain: "Yang Jian didn't come down, he's still in the fairyland, his dog... ah, it hurts! Tiantian is accompanying Yang Jian's apprentice to come down to the world, something happened, and we met."

"Oh." Lei Ting was not worried about them at all, he chatted with them for a while, checked the time, it was getting late, and his wife hadn't eaten yet, so he left a phone call with Ao Lie and said with a smile, " Another day, let's come out to get together and have a meal together."

"Okay." Ao Lie agreed.

Back at the police station, just in time, Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong walked out of the door and passed by Lei Ting. Lei Ting looked back, Luo Yunsong was surrounded by a layer of death, and there was a catastrophe in the hit, maybe it was a death catastrophe , Lei Ting hesitated for a moment, wanting to remind him to pay attention, but saw Prince Long and Xiao Tiangou go up to meet him, and the three of them left in a lively manner.

So they know each other.

Thunder was relieved.

In the police station, Wan Jun communicated with the Technical Section, hung up the phone, logged on to the webpage, and browsed Xiaoyao Taoist's Weibo.

Such an ordinary microblog actually attracted the attention of the two TV stations. They had to check their IP to interview this person, and they looked very anxious.Wan Jun looked around, but still didn't see anything special. The latest post on Weibo was Koi Daxian, and the number of retweets was not high. There were only 23 people. Wan Jun opened the retweet list curiously, and found Luo Yun Song, almost everyone on the TV station believed this, Wan Jun couldn’t help laughing, good things will happen if you retweet it, is it really so effective?Hmph, he just doesn't believe it!

The door knocked, Lei Ting came in with food.

Wan Jun was so hungry that he couldn't wait to go up to him, hugged Lei Ting and kissed him, licking his lips: "It's delicious!"

"Get lost!" Lei Ting threw his wife into the sofa with a blushing face. He didn't know if it was an illusion, but he always felt that there was a faint shadow on Wan Jun's body.

Ao Lie's catastrophe day is over, and it's Luo Yunsong's turn.

To put it in strict words, it's like menstruation, one comes after the other comes, one doesn't hurt and the other hurts, and the top of them is on time.

Luo Yunsong thought for a long time, but couldn't refute.

During the daytime, Luo Yunsong was not worried. After all, he had seen it several times. His own and other people's accidents almost always happened at night, so he did what he should do, worked overtime, and continued to rehearse after overtime.

Sitting on the chair with them every day, Ao Lie didn't come, he bought equipment and made a lot of money, and happily went to the hot spring again.

Yan Shi, who was dressed as a tree, turned his head and took a look. Luo Yunsong took the paper to write and draw.

After Luo Yunsong finished writing a piece of paper, he tilted his head to look at it, and it was exactly the same as in the dream.

There are still a few programs and it's the turn of the broadcasting group. The assistant called him to change clothes. Luo Yunsong stuffed the paper into the file folder. mouth.

"Bad man! You can tear your clothes when you stand up!" Yan Shi snorted.

Luo Yunsong had a bitter face, and he didn't want to. There was a pattern of coffee cats on the clothes, and he bought them with Yan Shi when he was shopping online. He really liked it.

Yan Shi said: "Take it off, I'll sew it for you, throw it away after wearing it today, and buy a new one."

Luo Yunsong was surprised: "You can sew clothes?!"

Yan Shi rolled his eyes at him: "Damn! It's such a simple thing that ordinary people can do it, okay?"

Luo Yunsong said honestly, "I won't."

Yan Shi nodded: "Well, so you are not an ordinary person."

"Hmph!" Luo Yunsong puffed out his chest proudly.

Yan Shicheng said: "It's a bad person."

Luo Yunsong: "..."

Lucy carried a sewing kit with her, and Yan Shi asked her to borrow a needle and thread, took out the T-shirt and sewed it up, Luo Yunsong came back after changing her clothes, and Yan Shi was surrounded by young seedlings Lucy, big hair and Ermao, even Tian Tian and the director tilted their heads to look at it Yan Shi sews clothes, his hands are fast and skillful, he uses less thread and fewer needles, but he sews the clothes completely. If you don't look carefully, you can't see where there is a hole.

Seeing Luo Yunsong approaching, Brother A Biao gave a thumbs up: "Look, our team leader is capable!"

Luo Yunsong was also convinced, other people's daughters-in-law probably weren't as good as Yan Shi!Thinking to himself, Luo Yunsong blurted out, "Well, my wife is just fine."

Xiaomiao and Lucy covered their faces with a wow.

Yan Shi: "..."

Luo Yunsong came to his senses and quickly waved his hands: "No! I mean, if you marry a wife in the future, you must marry someone as clever as Yan Da!"

The director was happy, and pointed at Yan Shi: "I see, like Xiao Yan, who can make money and take care of his family, can cook and know how to do needlework, I'm afraid there are not many of them!"

Yan Shi couldn't hold it back for a long time, and shook the branches in despair: "There are ready-made ones here, which will bloom, germinate, and bear fruit. Will you marry?"

Luo Yunsong: "Marry!"

Audience: "Wow!"

Yan Shi poked at it with a branch, and said angrily, "Marry me back and plant it in a flower pot?"

Luo Yunsong: "Kind my heart."

Audience: "Wow!" (*/ω＼*)

Yan Shi: "..."

Throwing the mended clothes on Luo Yunsong, Yan Shi angrily glared at the little fresh meat on the stage, frightened them to make frequent mistakes, while Luo Yunsong, holding the clothes and looking left and right, was so happy that he sat in Luo Yunsong every day. On Yun Song's big legs, the furry head arched his clothes, wagging his tail in praise of Yan's dexterity.

Luo Yunsong touched Tiantian, and suddenly remembered that he hadn't eaten dog meat. After talking for so long, he didn't have time to eat it. When he thought of dog meat, he thought of Yan Shi. That dream was so provocative, Luo Yunsong was itching to think about it .

When we got home after the rehearsal, it was already [-]:[-] in the evening. Luo Yunsong and Yan Shi were exhausted. Today is Luo Yunsong’s catastrophe day. They took special care to close all the water gates after taking a shower , The door of the toilet was locked and tied with iron wire, and the beer and other things were stuffed into the cabinet and locked, and the key was kept tightly.

Lying under the bed every day, he is so majestic, it seems that it is not good for him to sleep on the floor, so Luo Yunsong patted the bed: "Tiantian, come up?"

Tiantian jumped onto the bed and lay between Yan Shi and Luo Yunsong.

Luo Yunsong: "..."

Yan Shi was happy, and hugged Tiantian across his arms, Tiantian's fur was clean and warm, holding it tightly, like hugging a big fluffy pillow, Luo Yunsong was helpless, the big dog was invited by him, and he lay down Where is the freedom of others, isn't it?Luo Yunsong also learned to hold it tightly across his arms, guarding it every day, Luo Yunsong also relaxed, but within a few minutes, he pushed Yan Shi.

Yan Shi raised his eyelids: "Why?"

"I want to go to the toilet."

"Tsk, there are so many things to do!" Yan Shi pulled out the key, "Let's go!"

Tiantian escorted them all the way to the toilet, unlocked the lock tightly, and bypassed the wire, telling them: "Don't close the door, just cover it."

"Hey." Luo Yunsong simply didn't close the door, took out something and urinated into the toilet, Yan Shi was speechless, turned his head away from him, Luo Yunsong finished urinating, pressed the valve, and there was no water after pressing for a long time, Only then did he remember that the water gate was closed, and when he was about to open the water gate, there was a sudden booming sound of flushing water in the toilet.

Luo Yunsong froze for a moment, then looked at Yan Shi.

Yan Shi shook his head, signaling him to come out quickly.

The toilet seemed to be leaking a bit, and there was a dripping sound after flushing.

"Is the gate closed?" Yan Shi asked.

"It's never been opened."

Strictly locked the toilet door, tightened the wire, something in the toilet fell to the ground, made a clicking sound, walked behind every day, turned around every step, and made threatening whining sounds from time to time. relieved.

"Is the bedroom door locked?" Yan Shi suddenly asked.

Luo Yunsong immediately jumped up and locked the door behind him.

"Pull the curtains."

Luo Yunsong ran over and opened the curtains with a slam. He lived on the nineteenth floor, and there was nothing outside. The occasional wind that came in made the curtains sway.

Luo Yunsong looked at the time when he was lying down. At eleven o'clock, all the water-related things around him were emptied, and the Xiaotian dog was with him. In the remaining hour, what form will the catastrophe take?

Luo Yunsong hugged Tiantian, his eyelids were heavy, thinking about it, unconsciously fell asleep.

When he got serious, Luo Yunsong opened his eyes.

"Where are you going?" Luo Yunsong asked.

"I'm hungry, cook something to eat." Yan Shi's face was hazy, Luo Yunsong thought he hadn't woken up, rubbing his eyes, Yan Shi had already opened the door and walked out.

Luo Yunsong followed him to the hall in a daze, sat on the sofa tightly, and said to him: "Can you cook something for me?"

As if turning on a switch, dreaming of the reappearance of the screen N times, Luo Yunsong sat next to Yan Shi, and took out a piece of paper from the file bag. Thinking it would come in handy, he burned the paper with a lighter, and at this moment, a dog barked from the direction of the kitchen.

A thing that can no longer be regarded as a living thing crawled out and slowly moved in his direction. Luo Yunsong was startled, and pressed his firm hand on his shoulder: "Don't be afraid, it's just not dead yet. Put the ashes to death." Splash it on."

The dog stared at its eyeballs and squeaked and grinned. Luo Yunsong had never seen such a terrible thing before, and his heart was chilling. The hand tightly pressed on his shoulder emitted a warm heat. Luo Yunsong calmed down. , When it got close, it grabbed a handful of ashes and threw it over. The dog obviously didn't expect Luo Yunsong to do such a thing, and couldn't dodge it. It was covered in ashes and fell to the ground. Luo Yunsong Song thought it was finally dead, and when he wanted to check it out, the dog suddenly jumped up and bit him. Luo Yunsong was afraid that it would hurt Yan Shi, so without thinking, he picked up the ashtray at hand and smashed it , The ashtray smashed the dog's head, blood splashed everywhere, the big dog wailed and fell to the ground, its vitality is so tenacious, its head is bleeding, and it still struggles to get up, what kind of monster is this? !After being disembowelled by the butcher, skin and tendons were peeled, how could it be possible to move after the treatment? !

Yan Yan reminded: "Use ash!"

right!Use ashes, and ashes!

Luo Yunsong quickly shoveled up the remaining ashes with a file bag, and poured all on it. The big dog was desperate, his eyes were red, and he jumped up again with all his strength. Luo Yunsong found his target It's not him, but Yan Shi behind him!

No, he can't let this terrible thing hurt Yan Shi!

Luo Yunsong grabbed the fruit knife and stabbed it towards the dog's stomach that leaped past him. The dog's stomach was clearly opened and it was empty, but when the knife went down, Luo Yunsong had the illusion of being stuck into the flesh. There was also hot liquid dripping onto his hands, he didn't know what was going on, he thought it was his own illusion, Luo Yunsong didn't think much about it, he was determined to protect Yan Shi, exerted strength in his hands, and pushed the big dog with a knife Throwing it far away, the big dog fell heavily on the ground. This time, he couldn't get up after climbing for a long time. I don't know whether it was the paper dust or the knife.

Yan Shi urged: "Quick! Kill it!"

Luo Yunsong wiped some paper ashes on the fruit knife, and walked towards the big dog tremblingly with the knife in hand. If he hadn't reacted quickly just now, Yan Shi might have been bitten by it. It's really disgusting!This thing can still move after it has become like this, it is simply a monster!

The big dog yelled at Luo Yunsong twice. It was so weak that it couldn't move. It watched Luo Yunsong raise the fruit knife, while Yan Shi behind him was laughing.

When the knife went down, the big dog let out a wail, the pain drove it crazy, jumped up and attacked Yan Shi again, Yan Shi easily dodged behind Luo Yunsong, Luo Yunsong raised his hand and grabbed the big dog. One leg of the dog, throwing it back to the ground, before it could get up, Luo Yunsong pressed it to the ground, and chopped it down one at a time, Luo Yunsong was very familiar with chopping dog meat in his dream, But fruit knives are different from kitchen knives. It takes a lot of effort to chop, and he said strictly: "Just pierce it directly, and it will kill you."

So Luo Yunsong obediently held the knife and stabbed it once and for all. At first the big dog could still struggle and bark a few times, but later, it lay motionless, as if it was really dead.

Yan Shi looked at it and said, "Go to the kitchen and get a kitchen knife and chop it into small pieces."

Luo Yunsong was sweating all over, raised his hand to wipe his face, got up and went to the kitchen, suddenly there was a heavy blow on his face, Luo Yunsong fell to the ground, the place where he was hit was burning with pain, before he could react, his face There was another heavy blow, Luo Yunsong was beaten so hard that he couldn't open his eyes, he and Yan Shi were the only two people in the apartment, the one who beat him, who else could it be if it wasn't Yan Shi?But he couldn't figure out why Yan Shi beat him for no reason. Did he do something wrong?

Facing Yan Shi, Luo Yunsong didn't dare to fight back, so he had to protect his head with his hands and tell him not to hit him anymore, Yan Shi's voice was so ethereal, as if there was nothing there, Yan Shi shouted: "Luo Yunsong! Luo Yunsong! "

"I'm here! I'm here! Don't hit me! Don't hit me!" Luo Yunsong responded, but the opponent's attack was more serious. Luo Yunsong couldn't take it anymore. He raised his hand to catch Yan Shi, and met his furious eyes .

Yan Shi slapped him to the ground and pulled up his collar.

"What are you doing?!" Luo Yunsong held his breath in his heart. His face hurt and his body hurt. When he spoke, he felt a fishy smell in his mouth. Maybe his lips were broken. The bright red of the hand.

"Damn! So much blood?!" Luo Yunsong was terrified.

Yan Shi stared at him blankly for a moment, then asked uncertainly, "Are you awake?"

Luo Yunsong said angrily: "Why are you awake? Why did you hit me?!"

Yan Shi sighed, hugged Luo Yunsong into his arms, stroked his back, and murmured: "It's okay, it's okay."

Luo Yun is confused, what's the matter?He has been beaten like this, can he still be called okay?

There was a strong smell of blood all over the room. Luo Yunsong crossed Yan Shi's shoulders and looked around. The kitchen was splattered with blood, which covered the walls and the floor. Luo Yunsong wondered, the amount of bleeding was really Suddenly, the artery must be broken, right?

His eyes drifted to the corner, where there was a glowing red thing lying there, a fruit knife was still stuck on the thing, Luo Yunsong looked at it, his eyes gradually widened.

"Don't look." Yan Shi pressed his head into his neck, but Luo Yunsong struggled to push him away, and ran over stumblingly. When he saw the thing clearly, Luo Yunsong lost all strength and knelt down on the ground.

Lying in a pool of blood every day, with many blood holes pierced in his body, he was already out of breath.