Edge of Rebirth

"Hey, Xiaolanlan, I can understand you." The traffic jam was discharged for two miles, Su Qiyun pinned his hands on the window and poked his head out of the window again, the driver uncle was holding the intercom and was wow Working hard, naturally did not pay attention to the movement behind.

"Shanpao! Of course you understand, I can speak human language, Mr. Parrot, hum!" Uliji was complacent, with his blue chest sticking out high, his nostrils upturned, and his arrogant posture.

Su Qiyun chuckled. He used to look naive when he smiled like this, but now he changed his face, and his smile is really a bit bad: "How dare you say that what you just said was not bird language?"

"Of course I dare! What I'm talking about is...a shit talk, can you understand me???"

"Hey, did you migrate from Beijing? Beijing bird?"

"Don't interrupt! Come on, can you really understand me?" Ulji jumped up, even Wen Shuangli, who had raised him for ten years, couldn't understand it, okay?This rookie in front of me actually understands?

"Of course I understand." Su Qiyun smiled with a kind face.People are sinister, but birds definitely don't have complicated thoughts like humans...

"How can you understand? Human language is so simple that I can't fully learn it. How can you fool learn the profound and profound language of our birds???"

"You're just a parrot kept in captivity by the owner. You're a little too arrogant, and you speak with a bad attitude..."

"I don't care! You answer me now, how did you do it? Someone taught? Is there a bird? Where did you learn???"

"What are you doing?"

"I want to send Wen Shuangli to school!"

"Who is Wen Shuangli? Your lover? No, if he is a bird, why can't he understand you? Is he a human?"

"Crap!"

"Your master?"

"Humph!"

"Oh…"

"Oh, hello! Are you going to tell me? Wen Shuangli is rich, and we can afford as much money as you want, so you can make an offer!"

"'Hehehe', it's amazing to be rich..."

"Don't laugh! It's amazing!! We are rich, we are arrogant, and our breath smells like copper, what's the matter? Are you envious and jealous?"

Rolling eyes: "If you don't have a teacher, you can just open your eyes."

"you're lying!"

"Attention, you are a bird!"

"Then you lied to the bird!"

"Why would I lie to a bird?"

"This...this...this..."

"Look, you can't tell yourself."

"You...you...you...I...I Whatisyourname?"

"Oh, MynameisSuQiYun." Wow, fortunately, Brother Pancake is in line with the world, understands such a sentence of foreign language, and has not lost face as a human being!

"What about you? Wosi and mother-in-law?" Su Qiyun, who was poking his head out of the car window, showed his small white teeth and smiled as warmly as the sun in the sky.

"Mai Nemu A Si Wuli——" before Wuliji finished speaking, Wen Shuangli started the car, and then it rolled away from Su Qiyun in an instant, flapping its wings and squeezing its head Going out of the car window, he yelled at the bird's throat: "Hey, 139 baijiu, beer and wine, call me..."

"139 baijiu, beer and wine" is Wen Shuangli's personal mobile phone number, the correct number is "13979895899", but Uliji likes to pronounce his owner's number as "baijiu, beer and wine", which should be accompanied by the sentence "roasted peanuts and melon seeds Fish fillets" would be even more perfect.

139 liquor beer wine?

He also has 134 black silk and white silk Durex! ! !

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The taxi stopped in front of "Colorful Star Studio", and the driver's elder brother met Su Qiyun's eyes, saying that he didn't want Su Qiyun's fare.The car drove one way, got stuck in one way, and the two of them went together in vain, talking nonsense, talking about Guo Chouchou to Ning Qionggui, and then from a national son-in-law to a famous director, the spittle was really rolling. water……

Su Qiyun came back to life again, and he really didn't expect that the first friend he made would be this master driver, so, as long as one is alive - everything is possible!

Seeing Master Mai's taxi rushing away, Su Qiyun turned his face to look at the signboard of "Colorful Star".He has the memories of his own past and present in his mind, as well as the memory of "Su Qiyun", so the scene he sees is neither unfamiliar nor scary to Qiyun.

Lan Xinghui is the legal person of this studio, that is, his boss. "Colorful Star" is a studio that is too small to be small, and it is such an existence that is almost on the verge of extinction.The artists under him are also pitifully small, and the most amazing thing is that the "D·M" group is actually the signature of "Colorful Star". In this way, it is obvious what grade Lan Xinghui's "Colorful Star" is in the industry...

Deep in the memory of "Su Qiyun", there is a rumor about Lan Xinghui buried.This uncle was a debt collection company in the early years, and he used to be a master of the wind and clouds, and he was a mess on the road.Later, when his head became bloodshot, he gave up his old job and ran to set up a brokerage company to package artists. I don't know if Lan Xinghui's luck is bad, and whoever he praises is bad, but he just doesn't believe in that evil and favors him!

From the one that broke the family to the one that later sold out everything, it still hasn't produced a decent artist or group.

The artists under him are like the corn sticks of the autumn harvest, they go one crop after another, and it's so weird, as long as the little stars who have been signed by him leave him to develop outside, they are sure to be popular, but later there are some. Quite a few starlets vying for the top position deliberately ran to him first for the sake of their future success, and then switched jobs...

Therefore, in the circle, Lan Xinghui has a domineering nickname - the leader of the white-eyed wolf.

It means that all the people he cultivated are white-eyed wolves. None of the artists who used him as a springboard to become famous turned around to thank him after they became popular. It is rumored that he said something, maybe he was lowered by someone , otherwise it would not have declined like this.

"Damn it, it's almost time for the evil Qixi Festival again."

"That's right, even the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are going to be 'bridge quake', but we can only watch!"

"Well, those boring festivals that hate humans the most."

"..." Su Qihang was a little embarrassed, he really didn't mean to eavesdrop on two little house sparrows (qiǎo) squatting on a tree branch and pulling their wife's tongue!

"Hey look at that stupid B..."

"Which idiot? Where?"

"Bow your head. It's under your crotch, you're blind!"

"What's the matter? It's just a human with a suitcase. How can you be an idiot?"

"Silly hat, in my opinion, anyone who is not a bird is an idiot!!!"

Su Qiyun, who was carrying a suitcase in one hand, was walking up the steps, bastard!Those two dead birds on the branch are too insane, okay?

"Hey, do you think this idiot is handsome, handsome or handsome?"

"Why handsome? Can you tell that he is male and female?"

"Hey, I can't tell."

"..." Su Qiyun held his forehead, and clenched the hand holding the suitcase again, wondering whether he should pretend not to hear or show the two birds some color...

"Please remove your 360-degree face with no dead angles, you are blocking me from watching SB."

bang-

Su Qiyun who threw away the suitcase broke out.

Hips raised, abdomen pulled in, chest raised, head raised, squinted at 45 degrees, opened his bloody mouth and cursed: "Shut up! If you dare to call me an idiot, believe it or not, I'll use the 'underpants belt' as a slingshot to smash tree branches Fly to your bird's nest!!"

"..."

"..."

"Fuck!"

"Mi Bunny!"

"He he he he this SB can actually understand us???"

"He, he, he, this SB can actually understand us??? Yes! I can understand, I testify!"

"Damn, what a ghost! The idiot has become a genius!!"

"Dad, wait for me! The feathers are all falling off, Mom should feel bad..."

The two birds pissed on their buttocks and fled in embarrassment, leaving a ground of bird feathers for Su Qiyun.

Speechless, it seems that house sparrows are not as well-informed as parrots.

Turtle!

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Uliji was a little out of his mind, he fell in love with Su Qiyun at first sight, and it must be known that meeting such a "confidant" in his long journey of life is really rare in a thousand years.

He flew down from the palm tree and circled around Wen Shuangli's head.Wen Shuangli has several properties in Jiangcheng City, but he personally prefers this sky garden located in the center of the city.

The 200-square-meter house is divided into upper and lower floors. To put it bluntly, this is a set of sky gardens, full of "Wen's style" just like his company's office.

Pavilions, pavilions, small bridges and flowing water are as elegant as a fairyland.

As soon as you come in from the outside, you will immediately feel refreshed and happy. The house is more than 200 square meters, and the downstairs space is decorated like an Amazon rainforest. There are rare grasses, oasis waterfalls, and a seven-meter-long and wide one in the middle. Man-made desert, Wen Shuangli's desk is there.

Tents, hammocks, and outdoor supplies are all available. Staying in such a deliberately created environment is really immersive.Such a large space is only for one Uliji, so it is conceivable that the big parrot is Wen Shuangli's favorite!

Different from the original charm of the first-floor space, the decoration of the second-floor space is in great contrast with the one below. The wallpaper, dining room, bed, sofa, etc. all adopt the wild furniture of Bytine style by the Italian brand Roberto Cavalli. , Sexy and flamboyant without losing scale.

Brocade chiffon, velvet satin, leather fur, gemstone crystal, and fine baroque embroidery design perfectly blend the Bohemian style with the Byzantine style, creating a "tough guy" style unique to men.

"Wen Shuangli Wen Shuangli, find someone for me!" Uliji scratched his head and circled around Wen Shuangli's head back and forth, even though his mouth was dry and his tongue was dry, Wen Shuangli still turned a deaf ear , President Wen knows the nature of birds, but not the language of birds!

He sat resting on his expensive Hainan huanghuali chair, with his feet buried in the sand specially transported from the Sahara Desert. Only his three-thirds of an acre of land still had some modern atmosphere, and he stepped out of this small desert. Then really walked into the tropical jungle.

After drinking a pot of tea and listening to a piece of music, he remembered his "bad fate". He touched the brown paper bag and picked it up casually, revealing everything about Su Qiyun one by one naked...

"Wen Shuangli! Pig! I'm talking to you!!!!"

The "jungle" was very quiet, except for the sound of flipping papers and the sound of Ulji's flapping wings.

"Everyone can understand bird language, why can't you understand it!!!"

Su Qiyun's "heroic deeds" were all unreservedly recorded by the heartbroken President Wen, but——Wuliji, what are you talking about?Can we stop the meeting? ?

"Wen Shuangli Wen Shuangli, stupid, stupid!!!" Indigo's wings spread out, and Uljii landed on Wen Shuangli's desk, bouncing back and forth, pecking at something more expensive than it with its pointed beak. Put on the tabletop made of Hainan huanghuali texture several times, and decide whether to pour him a freshly baked and steaming parrot droppings!

Then, the muzzle of the black hole was aimed at it, and the boss with a paralyzed face fell ill again, Uliji covered his head, and ran away like a shit.

If there is a chance to meet Suqiyun, it will definitely sell Wen Shuangli without reservation, damn it!