I just want to be a vegetable

"Dad, get up! If you don't get up again, Laodou and I will eat up our breakfast! Dad, get up! If you don't get up again, Laodou and I will eat up our breakfast! Dad..."

The clear child's voice penetrated the early morning air, Xiang Xiang frowned and hummed, and his hands pinched Cheng Zhiyuan's arm that he was holding.

Cheng Zhiyuan was also woken up by the alarm clock set in his mobile phone. He reached out to the bedside table with his other hand and fumbled for the mobile phone to turn off the alarm clock.Xiangqian clicked his mouth, let go of Cheng Zhiyuan's arm, turned over and lay down.

Cheng Zhiyuan sat up with light movements, lifted the thin quilt on his body, and folded the quilt on his side to cover Xiangxiang.

Cheng Zhiyuan propped up half of his body, looked sideways at the sleeping face of Yearning, couldn't help leaning his head over and kissed the corner of Yearning's mouth, Yearning turned his head impatiently, Cheng Zhiyuan smiled silently, and softly said in his ear: "Again 10 minutes of sleep for you."

Cheng Zhiyuan washed up after getting up, and then went to his son's bedroom to wake him up.He was raising his hand to hold the doorknob, when the door creaked open from the inside, a sleepy little bun stood at the door with a chicken nest on his head, and took a look at Cheng Zhiyuan: "Old Dou——"

Cheng Zhiyuan rubbed his hair and twirled him, and straightened his chicken nest head: "Baby woke up by himself, so good! Brush your teeth and wash your face, you can have breakfast in a while."

Xiangyang shook his small body in a daze and walked to the bathroom, Cheng Zhiyuan walked in behind him, seeing that he didn't bump into anything because he didn't wake up, and squeezed toothpaste himself, then he went out to make breakfast in peace.

Cheng Zhiyuan scooped up the last piece of fried egg with a shovel, turned off the fire, turned around and opened the refrigerator to take out the milk, a small dumpling leaned against his lap as soon as he turned around.

"Are you awake? Why are you so clingy? If you don't pay attention, I will hurt you."

"Hey, I'm hungry! Where's Dad?"

"Your dad is already immune to the alarm you recorded, and he's still sleeping."

"Haha, I'll wake him up!" Xiang Yang ran out of the kitchen excitedly.

Cheng Zhiyuan stopped him from behind: "Don't shout loudly, you wake up your dad, be careful he turns into a tiger and eats you!"

"Wow - do you eat like this?" Xiang Yang stretched out his small hand like a tiger's paw, and opened his mouth wide to Cheng Zhiyuan to imitate the roar of a tiger.

"Yes, the big tiger will eat you little tiger!" Cheng Zhiyuan laughed.

"I'm not afraid!" Xiang Yang said, tilting his head, and ran to his room.

Cheng Zhiyuan shook his head and put the milk in the microwave to heat it up.Holding a large pen in his hand, Xiang Yang walked towards their bedroom, and tiptoedly opened the door.

Longing felt itchy on his face in his sleep, and with a wave of his hand, the itching disappeared.

After a while it started to itch again, he turned over irritably, crawled face down to sleep, he also woke up, but he didn't want to get up, and wanted to stay for a few more minutes.

There was a rustling laughter next to his ears, and Xiang Xiang immediately knew that it was the little devil with a head of Yang Yang.The corners of his mouth were slightly raised, he suppressed his laughter and continued to pretend to be asleep, to see what the brat could do.

The quilt under Xiangxiang's feet was lifted, and the feet were cold for a while, and then the soles of the feet were scratched by a hard object, left and right, sometimes light and sometimes heavy, and the landing point was still very random.

Yearning couldn't stand being scratched so much, she shook her shoulders, her laughter gradually grew louder, she turned over and sat up suddenly, and said angrily, "Ahhh, who tickled me! I want to scratch him stand up!"

"Hahaha, you can't catch me!" Xiang Yang threw his pen and ran out the door when he turned over, turning his head and laughing as he ran.

Cheng Zhiyuan poked his head out from the kitchen: "Run slowly, be careful not to fall!"

Xiang Yang stopped the car in front of Cheng Zhiyuan: "I woke up my dad!"

Seeing his smug face, Cheng Zhiyuan smiled and stretched out his thumb and tapped his forehead: "Good job!"

Xiang Xiang came out of the bedroom with his slippers on, Cheng Zhiyuan raised his eyes to look at his face, swallowed sharply, and almost choked himself.

Xiangyang touched his face in doubt, and found a red mark on his finger. He raised his hand in the air and pointed to Xiangyang who was beside him. With a threatening look, Xiangyang grinned and hid away from Cheng Zhiyuan behind.

The father and son sat down on the dining table, Xiang Yang licked his lips with hunger, Cheng Zhiyuan said: "Eat, don't wait for your father." As soon as Xiang Yang got the order, he grabbed the fork and looked at the long-awaited piggy bun Fork away.

When Xiang Yang put the second piggy bun into his mouth, there was a yearning howl from the bathroom: "Xiang Xiaoyang! What the hell did you paint on my face!"

"Kekeke——" Xiang Yang finally couldn't help laughing, the crumbs of buns sprayed out from the crack of his mouth, he hurriedly covered his mouth with his small hands, for fear of wasting his buns.

Cheng Zhiyuan tapped his head with his chopsticks: "Little villain! Still laughing, eat well."

Cheng Zhiyuan longed for the weird face drawn by this little ghost: a big red nose, two red lines under the nose, it was supposed to be a beard, but it was drawn long for him, and it was still curved to the corners of the mouth, just like a bracket. Something that looks like a flower and the sun is also drawn on the eyebrow.Cheng Zhiyuan couldn't help laughing after thinking about it.

Yearning came out of the bathroom, deliberately did not dry one hand, walked behind Xiangyang, and used this wet hand to flick a line of water on Xiangyang's stamina: "Come on, let the fountain spray."

Xiang Yang turned his head violently and grabbed his hand: "Dad! You are cheating!"

"Which little villain played tricks first?"

Xiang Yang turned his head, with food still in his mouth: "Hmph!"

Yearning to pull back the stool and sit down, and said to Cheng Zhiyuan: "Is there still time?"

"It's too late, eat slowly. You haven't been late today." Cheng Zhiyuan sneered.

With bread stuffed in his mouth, Xiang often glanced at the plate in front of Xiang Yang: "Hey, this bun is so cute, I'll have one too!"

The chopsticks under his hands were about to pinch the piggy buns, a small fork instantly came out to block the chopsticks and caught the buns.

"The piggy is mine!"

"So stingy, I won't let your old man buy it for you in the future."

Xiang Yang groaned in stalemate with Yearning, and cast a pitiful look at Cheng Zhiyuan for help.

"Hey, Yangyang, you've eaten a lot today, and you'll be full if you eat any more. Can you give this to Dad?"

"No!" Xiang Yang pursed his lips, looking like he was about to cry because of grievances, "Dou clearly promised me last night that if I woke up before Dad in the morning, I would be able to eat an extra piggy bun! you lied!"

The corner of Xiang Xiang's mouth twitched, he put down his chopsticks and rubbed Xiang Yang's bulging face: "You are really..."

Cheng Zhiyuan compromised and said: "Okay, okay, Laodou was wrong, this is the last one, you can't eat any more, and you will suffer if you have a bad stomach."

When Xiang Yang heard this, he immediately forked the piggy bun and stuffed it into his mouth, for fear that Cheng Zhiyuan would take it back.

Xiang Xiang and Cheng Zhiyuan looked at each other, smiled wryly and said, "I don't know who I followed."

After breakfast, the father and son are about to go out.Yang Yang followed Cheng Zhiyuan into the elevator, yearning to follow, glanced at the small schoolbag on Yang Yang's back, and asked doubtfully: "Yangyang, why is your schoolbag so bulging? I remember it wasn't so when you packed it last night. Are you drumming?"

Yang Yang hurriedly turned his back against the elevator wall, avoiding the longing eyes looking at his schoolbag: "There is no drum, it was like this last night!"

"Really?" Xiangqian scratched her head thinking, did she remember wrongly?

A loud hiccup from Yang Yang disrupted his yearning thoughts, Cheng Zhiyuan bent down and rubbed Yang Yang's belly: "Have you made it through?"

Yearning also laughed and said, "I'll tell you to die. Little greedy cat!"

"I didn't support it! You see, the little belly doesn't protrude!" He said and took a breath.

Yearning and Cheng Zhiyuan couldn't help laughing.

The kindergarten that Yang Yang attended had a school bus to pick him up, so they didn't need to take him to school, they just had to pack him up in the morning before the bus came and put him in the car.

Yang Yang sat on his seat, opened the drawer, took out a candy from it, and chewed it slowly, the sweet taste made him feel happy.

He thought of something, grabbed the small schoolbag next to him, unzipped it, and took out a few packets of potato chips from it, which he secretly hid in the schoolbag, but fortunately, Dad and Laodou didn't find out.

Yang Yang likes to eat sweets very much, Xiang Xiang and Cheng Zhiyuan didn't limit his snacks much, which led to Yang Yang's habit of eating whatever he likes and never getting rid of it.

Once, Yangyang took advantage of Xiangxiang and Cheng Zhiyuan's overtime work and didn't go home, so he ate all the sweets at home. When they came back, Yangyang had already vomited, really vomited, and had diarrhea.From then on, they didn't dare to let him eat more sweets, and they also set a fixed amount of snacks.

At the beginning Yangyang also made troubles, but when he knew that making troubles was useless, he accepted it, and he didn't even eat much other snacks that he usually eats occasionally, the two of them were quite pleased with the result.

But what they didn't know was that this kid was not eating in front of their eyes, but in the kindergarten.

Apart from his obsessive love for sweets, Yang Yang has little interest in snacks such as potato chips and dried fruits.

So he secretly brought these snacks from home to the kindergarten and exchanged them with the little girls who brought sweets.

When the lunch break time came, Yang Yang obediently lay down on his small bed, closed his eyes and tried hard to get sleepy.

Suddenly his hair was pulled, Yang Yang frowned and raised his head, while pushing away the teasing hand with his small hand.

The chubby Zhu Li, who was sleeping in the front row with his head on his head, asked him with a fleshy face, "Do you have any more potato chips?"

"It's gone, it's all sweet."

Zhu Li snorted, dissatisfied: "Remember to save some for me next time!"

Yang Yang ignored him, closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.He doesn't like this Zhuli very much, it's delicious but he doesn't want to share it with others, he always grabs it from other children.

After closing his eyes for a while, seeing that Zhu Li stopped harassing him, Yang Yang turned over.He couldn't sleep, he was full in the morning, and when he had lunch in the kindergarten, he picked up a few extra pieces of meat, because the teacher said that he should not waste it and eat as much as he could, so he insisted on stuffing it into his stomach.This will make my stomach bloated and uncomfortable, and I can't sleep no matter what.

After the supervising aunt left, Yang Yang dared to open his eyes. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a pair of shining eyes on the bed next to him staring straight at him.

He also blinked at Yu Junchi who was staring at him: "Why are you staring at me?"

Yu Junchi blurted out: "Because you look good."